Be a COS boss in the world of Honkai III

So this bypasses the intermediary company, and the rent is naturally lowered a bit.

It is also only necessary to pay the rent in time, and the old man did not force Li Pu to pay every three months, or every six months.Deferrals are also possible if funds are tight.

So let's talk about the person Li Pu is the least willing to offend in the world so far.

Then he would probably lose to the security guard.

And the identity of this security guard seems to be unusual, he himself said that he used to be a fighting hero.But I didn't say anything specific, as to why I was a security guard.

It's purely idle and nothing to do, just thinking about using some waste heat.

For such a person who is also his landlord and senior, Li Pu naturally did not dare to be careless, and immediately ran down after answering the phone.

"If you pay the rent, I promise to pay it on time this month." Li Pu smiled very happily.

Now that he has money, he speaks much tougher.

"If you have to pay for one year." Li Pu said a little proudly: "I can also pay you in one go."

"Oh?" The uncle put down the newspaper, and said with a ninja look as if he was about to reprimand, "Didn't you just find a job, kid? How did you get rich so quickly?"

"Could it be that your kid really ran off to eat soft food?"

"Spineless!"

"What's the matter?" Li Pu, who was Zhang Ba's monk, said in confusion, "Eat soft rice? When did I eat soft rice?"

"Then tell me, who is that girl today?!" Uncle Li said angrily, "I dyed my hair white at a young age."

"It doesn't look like a serious girl at all, and she came here specifically to find you."

"You boy, you said you have hands and feet." Uncle Li said very angrily: "Eat soft rice and spend other girls' money."

"Are you not ashamed?!"

Although Uncle Li didn't like the white-haired girl who came here today, he could tell that the girl was not like a child from an ordinary family.The family must be rich.

"White hair?" Li Pu felt dizzy and said, "Who is it?"

"Dye my hair white, and wear a five-pointed star hairpin." Uncle Li described: "It seems to be wearing something called 'color contact lenses'."

"It's a student from St. Freya's foreign school."

As the most famous school in Changkong City, Saint Freya!Let's not talk about the quality of teaching there, whether it can be ranked as a key school in Changkong City.

But where is the famous aristocratic girls' school in Changkong City!

Children with no money at home can't get in at all.

As a well-known aristocratic girls' school, the old man also knows a little bit.

"Oh, you mean Qiyana?!" Li Pu immediately knew who the old man was talking about. It has to be said that Li Pu also felt a little surprised and said, "Why did she come to me?"

"Where's the person?" Li Pu looked left and right. This small security room can't hide a big living person, right?

"Tell me to drive you away." Uncle Li seemed to be a little disgusted and said, "I even took a foreign name."

"It feels like I've gotten into some trouble." Li Pu scratched his head, always thinking that Uncle Li's approach... Forget it.He didn't comment on what Uncle Li did.

But things can still be guessed.

"It's not as complicated as you think, and I don't have soft food." Li Pu explained: "The thing is like this..."

Teen explaining...

After listening to Li Pu's explanation, the old man's face softened a little, and even showed some approval.He patted Li Pu on the shoulder and said with some praise: "It seems that I blamed you wrongly, the little comrade did a good job."

"But even if you get the money, you can't spend it indiscriminately. It is the tradition of our army to be thrifty and work hard."

"It cannot be discarded."

The old man babbled a lot to Li Pu again, just like taking a political class.After talking for a long time, Li Pu was allowed to leave.

Coming back from the old man's side, Li Pu immediately lost his desire to spend extravagantly.

It's not that I suddenly feel that I should be thrifty, knowing that I have to drink soup when eating instant noodles, and I have to eat vegetables and not throw them away.I just feel so weird.

I obviously don't have any special feud with Kiyana, even if I have, it's something with Mei.

And Mei didn't care anymore, this paramecium actually clung to it and even followed it all the way.

This had to make Li Pu feel a little hairy.

This is not a good sign.

Looking at Qiyana for a while, Changkong City seems to be a place where there are only Bengsan characters but they are not actually Bengsan.

But what if this paramecium is really that paramecium.

Now the situation is that the conflict is getting deeper and deeper. If there is a conflict, I will definitely suffer.

so...so...so...

"System~ what?" Li Pu entered his system in an instant and said, "Can we discuss it?"

"Can the cutscene of that equipment be changed? I am quite the king of quilts, and I will be a good king."

"But don't want to be so ashamed, look at this..."

"No, no! Impossible!" The system refused without hesitation.

"If you want to be a good quilt king, you need to feel ashamed."

"It has to be thrown away!"

Chapter 11 Women's Clothing Can Solve Problems

There are many things in the world that make people speechless. If you don't understand, it is good for you or bad for you.

Just like this system.

He very skillfully rejected Li Pu's request with the Sanlian, but he also expressed a reason that made Li Pu think that it is right or wrong, and wrong is not bad.

"Shame and everything have to be thrown away." The system said persuasively: "The reason why I let you go to those transformation gymnastics that may be shameful to you."

"But do you know what a girl's heart is? You definitely don't know, and you don't know and don't understand why these things are popular all over the world."

"Just like most boys have a heroic dream in their hearts, the female knight also has a soft girl's dream in her heart."

"If you want to understand others as an understanding king, you have to put yourself in their shoes and think about those problems."

"Just reading text files is not enough." The system said earnestly, "You also have to learn to analyze characters, interpret characters, and put yourself in the shoes of 'assuming I am her'."

"Think about the problem from her psychology, from her position, and from her habitual way of thinking."

"This is knowing the king!"

"If you just say 'no one understands better than me', you can't understand Wang."

At the end of the system, the system said: "Whether it is jumping body exercises or women's clothing, the common point is zero times and countless times."

"If you want to understand Quilt King, the system's suggestion is not to pick the transformation first, but go to COS the Quilt King first."

"COS can shorten the distance between you and the character, and let you understand the character better."

"I can help with that."

"Oh~ what you said is so reasonable, I can't refute it." Li Pu felt as if he had been persuaded, how could the system's words be so reasonable?

Then, then...then there must be something wrong!

My system is definitely not so kind!

"Didn't you say you can't interfere with reality!" Li Pu thought he had caught a loophole in the system's discourse and said, "COS role."

"How can you help me with this matter?!"

"I can provide you with the best cosplayer, the best costumer, makeup artist, hair stylist and photographer." The system said: "Although I can't interfere with reality, I can provide you with some information to help. "

"If you want, I can provide you with some access."

"In terms of money, you shouldn't be poor for the time being, right?"

What I said is really very considerate, and a whole set of services from entry to master are provided.Especially when the bonus has been clearly arranged for you before it comes down.

This...

"You are really insane!" Li Pu quit the system after putting down such a sentence.

Sure enough, it was basically the same as I estimated. Maybe this system really can't interfere with reality.There is also no way to force yourself to look stinky through Buddhist missions that have no time limit requirements and failure penalties.

But this system is really not safe.

In the previous life, 'Why don't you go to women's clothing?Women's clothing can solve all problems' stalk, now it may really fall on my head to realize it.

"Damn~" Li Pu stood up, lifted his trousers and went to the kitchen to prepare instant noodles for himself.

Still a luxury today!

A serving of instant noodles, boiled, and extravagantly used natural gas, with a piece of ham and two poached eggs.If it is somewhere in the train station, fifty or sixty people will surely come to watch.

It's a pity that there are no five or sixty people here, and it is not a train station.

A steaming serving of instant noodles doesn't require any special skills, and it's quick to make.Bring it to the table and turn on the TV while eating.

"Feels great."

Even the soup and noodles, after eating it in big mouthfuls, I feel like I have come alive.

I have been poor for too long, and the initial funds given by the system are not much but not too much. The biggest problem before is that I have not had a job.Without work, there is no income, and without income, the money is simply not enough.

Drinking cold water, eating steamed buns, eating pickles, all the way through, I feel that instant noodles with ham and eggs are so delicious for the first time.

"Well, there doesn't seem to be any special news recently...."

Li Pu flipped through the TV station in boredom, the news happened to be broadcasting at this point.The form and broadcast are basically the same as in the previous life.

After watching for a while, Li Pu still put down the remote control in his hand.

He opened a can of Feizhai Happy Water and took a sip.Sweet and sour and splashing, the restless bubbles bring a strong refreshing feeling.

Enough sugar also relaxes the mind and gives a false sense of satisfaction.

But soon this false sense of satisfaction turns into a void and restlessness.

False satisfaction is, after all, false satisfaction.

According to Maslow's hierarchy of needs theory, I just got rid of the days of having a meal without a meal.After meeting the basic food and accommodation needs, the safety needs became Li Pu's next goal.

It seems that the Buddhist system actually has no good intentions.

According to tradition, this kind of system must have dug a big pit waiting for users to jump by themselves.And compared to this big pit that is less visible and less predictable.

Things represented by St. Freya are a real threat to Li Pu!

Collapse!

The natural disaster of this world!Although there is no record about Houkai from public information, the existence of St. Freya College, Mei, Kiana, Teresa, and Otto all show that this world must have some kind of relationship with Houkai. associated.

Maybe the collapse exists, it's just that the officials concealed the real information and did not tell the ordinary people.

How to survive in this world that may be full of various dangers is really the number one problem.

Li Pu turned off the TV, and Kiyana came to the door, which meant that whether he liked it or not, he was involved in a huge vortex and couldn't get out.

And how to settle down in this vortex, it really has to rely on this system that may be digging holes for itself.

Standing up and walking to the full-length mirror, the self in this life does not have particularly strong muscles.

He doesn't have the sharp-edged and masculine tough face of his previous life.

There is no bronze skin honed by the wind and sun.

Some have a handsome, slightly feminine face with a slightly icy feeling, a slender but appropriately more well-proportioned and more neutral figure, a body that does not appear too thin, and fair and tender skin.

It looks similar to the little fresh meat that was often mentioned in the previous life.

If it's really women's clothing...

Maybe you can also reach Baby Xuanmo.

It's really a bit masculine or feminine, and it's a feeling of seductive sentient beings.

"Women's clothes..." Li Pu looked at himself in this life in the mirror, and said mockingly, "This women's clothes can solve all problems."