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It's a good thing the minister didn't improvise from this idea, otherwise what would be the consequences... Maybe the three of them will be rumored to be a chaotic triangle lesbian relationship tomorrow, I dare not think about it.

"Hikigaya mushroom..." Yukinoshita Yukino squinted slightly, staring at Hikigaya Hachiman, who was fascinated again, always feeling that this guy was thinking about something strange.

Hiki Guhachi immediately changed the subject: "The job is terrible, the minister looks like a half-social person..."

"Let's not mention whether Mr. Bai's problem is so troublesome. The problem is used to solve it." Yukino Yukino asked aloud, "Mr. Bai is usually writing novels?"

Bai Ying corrected: "It's not a novel, it's a drama... Well, you can simply understand it as a short story, anyway, it's one of the jobs that make money."

short story...

The recent experience emerged subconsciously in the minds of the three of them.

"I think Xiaobai is very good in this regard, right?"

Yuigahama Yui was not sure, looking left and right at the other two.

Hikigu Hachiman became interested: "Has the minister written light novels? The style is quite suitable."

Bai Ying said sadly: "I did write a light novel, but the editor said my light novel was sandpaper."

"sandpaper?"

Yukinoshita Yukino, who doesn't read light novels, is a little at a loss. Books are indeed paper, but why is it sandpaper?Is there any connection between the two?

"Ordinary light novels are jokingly called buying beautiful illustrations and getting toilet paper, sandpaper...you can't even wipe your butt?"

Hikigu Hachiman asked strangely: "Minister, what strange thing did you write?"

"After leaving the troupe, I tried to write light novels three times to make money. The first two times I was killed by the editor, and the third time I passed the review, but I was cut in half just after finishing two volumes."

Shirokage recalled: "The one that passed the review was called "Different World Reincarnation Begins Opening the Harem from Becoming a Sword Master"."

Yuigahama Yui tilted her head: "Ah...huh?"

Yukinoshita Yukino commented: "The name alone has no desire to read at all, and it is not surprising that it was cut in half."

"This name is very suitable for the light novel market. It is not surprising, but it is also stable." Hikiya Hachiman offered the opposite professional opinion, "Minister, can you briefly describe the content?"

Bai Ying briefly said: "A mediocre ordinary protagonist travels through a different world with inexplicable powerful power. After splitting a mountain with a single sword, he becomes the sword master of a kingdom. It has given him a mysterious ability that will come into play at a critical moment."

Hiki Valley Hachiman: "It's a very steady and simple start."

Yukinoshita Yukino: "A ridiculous dream of a windfall."

Shirokage continued: "Because of great power, the protagonist enjoys a rich and easy life. Under the recommendation and request of the king, the protagonist and the princess get engaged. Although the strict and serious partner cannot get along, but the princess is very beautiful, the protagonist accepts it." Yes, in private, because the Duke’s daughter often challenged her, the two developed a relationship. In addition, the protagonist also rescued a commoner girl who sold her body to bury her father.

Hiki Valley Hachiman: "It's also very stable, maybe it's an illustration problem?"

Bai Ying pondered: "It's possible."

Yukinoshita Yukino wondered: "I didn't feel the fun of this story at all, what's next?"

"Afterwards, the plot that has been laid out will unfold—!"

Bai Ying became enthusiastic all of a sudden, and said like a cannonball: "The protagonist, who is lazy in his extravagant life, unknowingly regresses in strength. When the leading country knows this, the war comes, and the protagonist is defeated by the king of war in the leading country. Women and civilian girls flee!"

Hiki Valley Hachiman: "?!"

Yuihama Yui: "Oh? What about the princess?"

Bai Ying said: "As the next heir, the princess's political status determines that it is difficult for her to escape, she cannot escape, and she does not want to escape with the protagonist. After being rejected, the protagonist did not take her to escape with her. When the royal city was finally breached, the princess lamented Set yourself on fire."

Yukinoshita Yukino: "Arranged marriages lead to unkindness."

Hikigu Hachiman: "... what happened next?"

Bai Ying: "Escaped from the royal city. While the protagonist was resting, the Duke's daughter left him. Unfortunately, he encountered pursuers on the road. The protagonist rushed to easily defeat the pursuers, but the Duke's daughter was fatally injured in the battle. She lay dying. In the arms of the protagonist, he finally said, "The common people envy me for being born as the daughter of a duke, and I envy you for being born with the power of a sword master. It's really unfair, really fair."

Yuigahama Yui burst into tears: "Hmm..."

Yukinoshita Yukino: "So that's how it is. The purpose of constantly challenging the protagonist is to become stronger. The unfairness lies in the fact that she is just a few chasing soldiers, and it is difficult for her to fight hard. The fairness lies in the fact that the world is unfair to everyone. Ding Guojian Saints do not have the power to stabilize a country, and they cannot deter a country of the same strength, so disasters are only a matter of time."

Hikigu Hachiman leaned back a bit: "What about the end? What about the commoner girl?"

Bai Ying said: "Because of the dying words of the Duke's daughter, the protagonist came to his senses and vowed to protect his last love. He was going to hide and practice hard to take revenge, but just a few days after he found the hiding place, the king of war and the army of the enemy country killed Surrounded by protagonists."

"The enemy seized the civilian girl as a hostage to persuade the protagonist to surrender. The protagonist who vowed to protect the civilian girl made up his mind and chose to face it head-on without leaving a way out."

"When the protagonist exhausted his courage and died in a fierce battle, he suddenly revived and regained his peak strength. He successfully killed the Lord of War, defeated tens of thousands of troops, and rescued the commoner girl."

Yukinoshita Yukino pondered: "This is the mysterious ability given by that god? It won't take effect if you don't fall into death. It's a critical moment. What happens later?"

Hikigaya Hachiman didn't want to talk, he had subtly followed Shirokage's train of thought, if nothing unexpected happened...

"When the protagonist was about to hunt down the enemy, the commoner girl suddenly cursed him-kill my father, slaughter my people, destroy my motherland, I regret that my hard work was wasted, I hate you for being so brave at this time, I laugh at you Always one step late, I take the last thing you have."

"The civilian girl committed suicide with a sword. She is a spy of the enemy country."

Yubihama Yui: "..."

Hikigu Hachiman: "As expected."

Yukinoshita Yukino thought about it: "So that's how it fits best with the protagonist who is a time traveler. In fact, it implies that the commoner girl is deliberately catering to the protagonist's three views and behaviors, and perhaps deliberately leading the protagonist to be lazy and leaking the protagonist's strength to her own country. , provoke the relationship between the protagonist and the princess, etc., but I didn't expect the protagonist to be able to come back to life, and finally fell short..."

"The protagonist is still alive. After gaining everything, he lost everything. He came to this world alone, and he was still alone in the end. The country that launched the war won, but lost a lot of military power. It is the mysterious ability given to the protagonist by the gods to make war become something that hurts everyone."

"It's not the setting of the God of Mischief, is it?"

Yukinoshita Yukino became a little interested, and cast her searching eyes on Shiroying.

Bai Ying said seriously: "I don't know."

Yukinoshita Yukino almost gasped: "Aren't you the author?"

"Because it has already been cut in half." Bai Ying said confidently, "What image the god sets up depends on my follow-up thoughts. It's a pity that I didn't make it to the follow-up and was cut in half."

Yukinoshita Yukino said flatly: "As an author, shouldn't you think about the ending of the story before writing?"

"Superficial! The fun of fate lies in its traceability and elusiveness!"

Bai Ying spoke plausibly.

"In short, the minister's light novel...ahem, it's very educational."

Hiki Valley Hachiman said: "It feels completely different from the minister's usual humorous drama."

"That's just improvisation, how can it be compared to serious creation?"

Bai Ying clenched his fists and said: "When you are serious about creating, passion will burn! Words will be powerful! Tragedy must be hidden in the bones of every sentence! From beautiful and easy to broken and dead! The beginning, succession and transformation are all done in one go! It pierces into people's hearts like a sharp knife! This That's how I create!"

So it turns out this guy was serious about the tragedy definition debate on the phone?

Lower the reader's blood pressure first, and then raise the breakthrough threshold in one breath?

Wait a minute, according to the minister's writing style, the first two books were killed by the editor, probably because the knife shined too fast.

The reason why the third book can be passed is that the editor was confused by the previous content, right?

That knife was also directly stabbed in the editor's waist!

You deserve your light novel to be cut in half!

Hikigu Hachiman straightened out his thoughts, remained silent, smiled, and sighed, thinking it was wonderful.

Yuigahama Yui sighed emotionally: "If the protagonist and the princess could communicate more and get to know the Duke's daughter better, the story would be different."

"A person who has no corresponding experience and heart will become an existence that determines the decline and fall of the country. This is almost a doomed result." It is normal to be cut in half for publishing.”

"That's why I write dramas for the troupe, and I will pay a manuscript fee after I finish one - hey, Calvin is really painful."

Shirokage glanced at Yukinoshita Yukino's hand, a little shaken, he immediately glanced at Yuigahama Yui's hand, heaved a sigh of relief, and said, "I've sharpened my writing skills recently, maybe I can try to challenge light novels again! As long as the fire is hot and you make a lot of money, you don't need to endure that scumbag!"

Hikigaya Hachiman couldn't help asking: "May I ask the minister what your tempering is..."

Bai Ying said confidently: "Now I can write tragedies for people in one sentence! Prescribe the right medicine, and the knife will see blood!"

Yubihama Yui booed: "Hey? Is it so powerful? Xiaobai, let's do it!"

"Then look good!"

Shirokage got up immediately, his eyes flashed over the three of them like lightning, and he suddenly shouted: "First of all, I will take you as the target—Hikigaya Hachiman!"

"exist!"

Hikigu Hachiman stood up subconsciously, and complained: "Minister, you shouldn't say 'send Hikigu Hachiman to the cemetery'?"

"Of course it's impossible. How could I write you to death? Don't be nervous."

Bai Ying raised his hand and pointed, and his words were sonorous and forceful: "In order to make my sister who has found true love happy, you took the initiative to choose a hundred years of solitude."

boom!

Hikigaya Hachiman sat back in his chair as if he had been shot, with a splayed posture.

"No... Komachi won't marry... If that's Komachi's happiness... I... I..."

Humph!Don't do that kind of thing! !

At least let me fight to the death with that man, let me die in the hands of that guy! !

Hikigu Hachiman made a painful struggling sound.

He originally thought that he was a strong man who had gone through many trials and had become invincible. He never thought of having an Achilles' heel!

"Yuihama Yui!"

"Hey?!" Yuigahama Yui panicked, "Well, I don't need to..."

Yukinoshita Yukino comforted: "Don't worry, Biqigu Fungus' weakness is too obvious, you definitely won't..."

"Many years later, you greeted Miura Yumiko who you met by chance in surprise, and Miura Yumiko asked who you were."

It was a plain and simple voice, interpreting the eloquent voice, with the sadness of having gone through the ups and downs of life and belittle the parting of fame and fortune.

Graduation, life, work, negligent contact, lost contact, friends have been in my memory for many years, and they have become names that will never be contacted in the address book. own memories...

The Yuigahama Yui sank, sunk in fear of the impermanence of the future, huddled into a gloomy ball on the chair.

Shirokage pointed to the last person and said, "Now you are the only one left! Yukinoshita Yukino!"

"I'm not as vulnerable as they are."

Yukinoshita Yukino said to himself: "It's just a sentence."

"Excellent academic qualifications, smooth work, harmonious marriage, rich family, and peace—"

Baiying read a bunch of compliments like a recipe.

Yukinoshita Yukino: "It's useless to say good things now. Is honey what you sharpen your pen? It's a pity that I don't feel happy..."

"Everything goes well for you, but nothing happens."

Bai Ying read the second half of the sentence.

All things are going well with you.

But everything is not yours.

"You will be the darling and puppet of fate, living in a drama called success."

Bai Ying got up and took a step, chants, walked in a circle impromptu, and chanted quietly.

The clear and beautiful pupils trembled, and a chill emerged, diffused, and overflowed from the body.

Bursts of cold sweat soaked the clothes, and the wet part of the clothes stuck to the skin, bringing a deeper chill.

Yukinoshita Yukino really felt the instant terror.

"You... I... Goo—!"

Yukinoshita Yukino tried hard to stabilize her emotions, gritted her teeth and said, "You try to write a tragedy by yourself?!"

"Heh——Karvin, the dead end has come, so sorry."

Bai Ying sighed, then let out a free-spirited laugh, and slumped on the chair.

"When party A comes from afar, he must first suffer from painstaking efforts, toil his muscles and bones, starve his body, deprive him of life, whip him dozens of times, and drive him away..."

Today's Aid/Serve Department, the atmosphere is particularly depressing.

Chapter 13 Past and Present No.1