restless daily life

Hikigu Hachiman felt that he had become a down-and-out middle-aged uncle ahead of time.The unique skill in life is to pair peanuts with wine. On the top, he can describe the aliens of the Galaxy Alliance, on the middle, he can explain the changes in the world pattern, and on the bottom, he can express the principles of life for a century.When the frowning and lovely daughter handed over a math problem in her homework, the uncle stuck like an old radio that was malfunctioning, faltering, sweating, talking about him.Facing his daughter's innocent and suspicious eyes, the uncle woke up from alcohol, his back hurts, his already thin hair became more and more desolate, and he realized that he was already in a mid-life crisis.

I have seen this question before.

Just won't do it!

Hikigu Hachiman turned a few pages forward.

This question is a bit familiar, it seems to be able to do... No, it's a bit difficult.

This question - I will answer this question!

Hikigu Hachiman breathed a sigh of relief, and found himself back to the first page.

...The minister is really scary.

To be understood so simply by others is really a delicate feeling.

Hikigu Hachiman raised his head in a complicated mood, watching the fight between the two strong men.

Yukinoshita Yukinoshita, who was able to maintain the top level of her grade, took out a bunch of reference books and test papers very rarely today. There is a murderous look in the room, and if you look at the title of the book from a distance, you can find that it is not the content of this grade.

The other party was actually trying to understand the mysteries of a higher level, and from this in turn took the knowledge at this stage lightly, and took the route of a genius student skipping a grade.

The minister was buried in the ocean of test papers, preparing to prove the way with a sword, and fought fiercely with each enemy, taking the traditional route of fighting monsters and upgrading.

Being caught here by a violent teacher that day was the biggest mistake in my life...

Hikigu Hachiman was heartbroken, and picked up a pen to start solving this special test paper.

There is no way, the minister has actually finished the test papers, if you don't want to become a difficulty that needs to be killed, you should try a little harder.

Time passed by minute by minute.

Hikigaya Hachiman became uneasy.

It wasn't because he was mired in the quagmire in front of the questions on the test paper, nor because he was shocked by the hanging beams of struggle emanating from the two, he secretly glanced at the time—almost half an hour had passed, and it was time for club activities after class, that guy It was the first time to find Yukinoshita, and then come to the activity classroom...

The Minister and Yukinoshita struggled to swim in the ocean of knowledge, so quiet that only the rustle of the pen tip and the paper was left. Usually, at this time, there will be more or less noise from Yui Hihama pulling out the topic.

That conversation in the morning?

As for?

Not so much.

Yukinoshita Yukino seemed to be aware of something strange, and reached out to the mobile phone placed on the corner of the table.

"On June 6th, it was sunny and slightly hot. At 19 o'clock in the afternoon, the teacher finished his tireless teaching and got off work. I ran wild like a wild horse, throwing the wind behind me. No one could catch up with my freedom. Arrived at the activity classroom in one step, took out the key and opened the door. The classmate Yukinoshita, whose classroom is closer to here, was one step late as expected, and became a sad latecomer, the rabbit of the tortoise and the hare contest, Fang Zhongyong who has never been seen in the world."

Shirokage turned the pen, temporarily averting his eyes from the enemy, and his voice sounded so formal that it seemed weird in writing, echoing in the activity classroom.

"Running to the activity room after class, just to open the door for me? Thanks to Mr. Lao Bai for your hard work."

Yukinoshita Yukino didn't hesitate to show a smile to strengthen the irony, and turned on the screen saver of the phone and clicked on it.

Hikigaya Hachiman's eyes wandered, thinking about how to escape the coming world line... But is it really my reason?Yuigahama may be simply late, or maybe there is something wrong with Miura's small circle, and he will feel that it is his fault, but he seems very self-righteous.

Do you really think that your every move can cause others to worry about and worry you?die laughing.

Hikigu Hachiman felt at ease, and continued to face the difficulties with his head down.

"The atmosphere in the activity classroom is different from the past. Hikigu looked over at the follow-up test questions, and turned back to the first page in embarrassment. Yukinoshita studied the content of the senior grades. His spirit was as compact as a nail embedded in the book. I will write one by one. In the past years, the difficulties were overcome, and I felt that the examination room in the world was invincible. Apart from emotion, I looked at the light green, warm and youthful campus, and gradually felt a little bit lost. Why didn’t I complain about the words of Bi Qigu who was overconfident? Why is there no melody that disturbs Yukinoshita's state of mind? Why is there no hymn to my great achievements?"

"1 minute, 10 minutes, 10 minutes. Yuigahama is probably really late."

White Shadow sighed.

"Mr. Bai, don't get sick at this time." Yukinoshita Yukino held the phone, "I was planning to ask..."

Bai Ying sighed: "What tarnished her enthusiasm? I couldn't help thinking while I was killing difficult problems. Is it because I am troubled in dealing with different interpersonal relationships? Is it because I have forgotten to contact because of urgent matters? Is it because I am tired of club activities? I came up with an idea and suddenly stopped writing, could it be because of classmate Biqigu?"

Yukinoshita Yukino subconsciously looked at Hikigaya Hachiman at the other end, and accurately captured the suspicious behavior of the suspect at the moment when his whole body stopped.

"Hikigu-kun, do you have anything to explain?" Yukinoshita Yukino's eyes sharpened.

Hikigu Hachiman said calmly: "I am innocent, this is a false accusation."

"In the morning, melancholy and melancholy led me into the campus. At the place where the bicycle was parked, I saw Hikiya and Yuigahama talking from a distance. Go, but Yubihama stood there stupidly for at least 3 minutes."

Plaintiff presents evidence.

The defendant was a little taken aback.

The righteous judge looked at her like a knife, and she asked, "Then Biqigujia, do you have any excuses?"

What justice!It seems that the ruthless judge was not entangled in personal affairs, and guaranteed the suspect's right to appeal!

Hikigaya Hachiman was a little moved, so I will downgrade Yukinoshita from the never-forgive list later!

"If there is nothing to say, then the death penalty."

The judge's murderous words instantly set the rule of law back hundreds of years.

The plaintiff hammered the table with grief and indignation, vividly interpreting the accuser who was full of hatred: "I apply for a car crack!"

"It's too cruel. Countless predecessors have fought, complained and argued, trying to make the concept of justice clearer and more specific, so that the light of humanity will shine brighter. How can you make such a cruel request?" The judge shook his head. membership."

Hello!Expulsion seems even scarier!

Hikigaya Hachiman's eyes twitched, his life is really unfortunate, why did he get mixed up with such disaster factors as Minister and Yukinoshita, you will always stay in the 0 and 1 positions that I will never forgive!hateful!

"Where do things start..."

Hikigaya Hachiman scratched his head, and said succinctly: "On the day I entered school, I was hit by a car to save Yuigahama's dog. I didn't know it was Yuigahama's dog before, but I found out recently, that's it."

Quiet.

Hello!What do you say!

Didn't you force me to blow up my black history?Why are you all so silent? !

Yukinoshita classmate!Why don't you talk!

minister!Use your ever-changing voice to complain about me!

silence.

Make embarrassment even more embarrassing.

Make black history even darker.

Hikigu Hachiman felt that the heart of the strong was shaken. Could it be that I, who have gone through many hardships, still have not yet reached the state of enlightenment without sorrow or joy? !

"Hmm...a bit unexpected." Bai Ying asked slowly, "Isn't this your friend's story?"

Hikigu Hachiman twitched the corners of his mouth, and said with an awkward smile: "Ha, haha... That's right, it's a story about a friend of mine."

"So, you and Yuigahama are both victims, right?" Yukinoshita Yukino said, with an ethereal hoarse voice, "It's too strange to impose responsibility on each other as victims, the responsibility should not be the perpetrator... ..."

Bai Ying asked: "What about after that?"

"After that?" Hikigu Hachiman asked strangely, "After that, my friend and I were hospitalized for a month before going back to school. What happened?"

Bai Ying said in shock: "Your friend didn't steal a flat?!"

Yukinoshita Yukino was interrupted, and was about to repeat the topic, but at this moment she couldn't help being stunned: "...wrong?"

"Hmph! If I was the one who got hit, and didn't lie on the hospital bed and say that I was dumbfounded and suffered mental damage, and that I got a house for the rest of my life, could I let go?"

Bai Ying made insidious remarks openly, like a villain in a drama, and said calmly and viciously: "Modern medicine also has limitations. Pure physical injuries are easy to detect, but mental injuries are difficult to verify. As long as you firmly claim that your brain is I was knocked out and felt dizzy, nauseous, and want to vomit, and the doctor couldn't find out!"

Hikigu Hachiman couldn't help being shocked by this unprecedented, extremely profound darkness of human nature, and said in horror: "This, this is too much..."

Bai Ying shook his head and said with emotion: "It's really regrettable that your friend missed this shortcut in life when you finally stood on the victim's high ground and pointed."

"White fungus is really good at crooked ways, and it really is a poisonous fungus." Yukinoshita Yukino complained coldly, and asked, "Then what if the white fungus is the perpetrator?"

"I'm the driver?" Shirokage turned his head and asked, "Hikigaya, did your friend run into the road to save the dog and was hit by me?"

Hiki Valley Hachiman: "Ah, yes, my friend is like this..."

Bai Ying stroked his chin, a shadow cast over his face, his smile revealed an evil aura, like some kind of dirty black mud rolling, revealing a human face: "Then according to the traffic law, I drive honestly, Suddenly a fool rushed out to save the dog and I bumped into him—there are two ways to deal with it, the evil way and the right way, and it depends on the situation to decide how to use it.”

Hikigu Hachiman tentatively asked: "Then, what is the evil method?"

"If there is no camera or something nearby, pretend not to notice for a moment, run over and then brake quickly! As long as there is no direct victim, you don't need to be responsible for the other party's possible wrangling and subsequent unspeakable medical expenses. Consider the other party's Response, after the fact, most of the responsibility is also the other party’s violation of the traffic law. After that, you only need to face the indirect victims such as their family members and solve your own accident responsibility! expand!"

The profound human nature is so dark that it sends out chaotic chant.

Layers of cold sweat broke out on Hikigu Hachiman's forehead, and Yukinoshita Yukino showed contemptuous eyes looking at non-burnable garbage.

Chapter 35 It doesn't hurt at all

"Then what if it's the right way?"

Hikigu Hachiman wiped the sweat from his forehead, hoping to get some relief, although in the style of a minister, he didn't feel much relief.

"The right thing to do, of course, is to brake in time, report to the police and call an ambulance."

Bai Ying said with a lack of interest: "By the way, it depends on the condition and performance of the victim. It is best to clarify the responsibility as soon as possible, prove that the main responsible party for the whole incident is not myself, and at the same time take the initiative to bear the accident costs. In the car accident, pedestrians As a weak person, you have certain preferential treatment—that is, you are responsible for your treatment expenses. If you don’t miss that little money, you can consciously save trouble and future troubles. Of course, you must also be prepared to find a lawyer to file a lawsuit, and pay attention to whether there is any physical evidence captured by the camera. "

Yukinoshita Yukino said subtly: "...Bai Jun is really skilled enough."

This set of procedures is the procedure for dealing with car accidents at home. Take the initiative to take responsibility, fully pay for Hikigu Yawata’s treatment expenses, arrange for the driver of the person responsible for the visit, and remove her from the entire incident. It must not appear in the incident. It is used by people with a heart.

According to my sister, 'common people save the dog', 'famous luxury car' and 'car accident' are enough provocative words to combine together, if not handled carefully, it may become a big trouble... Is that the reason? ?

Yukinoshita Yukino even felt that the image of the other party overlapped with her sister at this moment.

"You can't stand or be pushed into the position of the perpetrator. Even if you have an attitude of taking responsibility, you must be prepared to avoid being imposed or even fabricating more responsibilities."

Bai Ying whispered deeply: "A real stone will be speculated, distorted, derived, and reduced by countless people for countless reasons, just to carve it into what you want. This is the dark side of the conscious world. .”

Hikigu Hachiman couldn't help muttering: "But a stone is a stone, right?"

"Bold!" Bai Ying suddenly accused, "How dare you call David's human body a stone! It is a brilliant portrayal of humanity! It is the star that the artist has exhausted his efforts to refine from countless inspirations, and it is the collision of time and thought. It is a portrayal of miracles, a copy of life—what kind of fourth-rate evaluations are you, a third-rate layman, making here!"

It really is an illusion to think that this guy looks like a sister.Yukinoshita Yukino sighed secretly, wait——before I was interrupted by Shirokage, I was going to say something...

Hikigu Hachiman pondered: "A stone is still a stone, but through the creator's hand, other people's eyes and words, it has a different meaning to people..."

"You've realized it. You've learned to put aside your personal feelings and filters and gain insight into the essence of things. This is a rare attitude." Bai Ying flashed a kind smile, like the spring breeze passing through a stream, causing little ripples, Blowing to a place that eight poles can't reach, "Let your sister and I learn to cook, your sister is very talented."

Hikigu Hachiman said calmly: "Forgive me for refusing."

"The truth is the truth, no matter how distorted and smeared it is, it still has its original appearance." Yukinoshita Yukino rubbed the center of her brows, trying to get the topic of human nature discussion back on track, "So speaking of it... What about Yuigahama? She was walking the dog and the dog's collar broke and it hit the road... the car did the immediate damage..."

"Cough-cough-"

Bai Ying cleared his throat suddenly, and the other two couldn't help looking at him.

White Shadow began to sing.

"Transfer one person's burden to the other's shoulders. Let the sins suffered last time bloom into desire. Everyone is like this. They have experienced heat and cold before refusing to be the right scapegoat—"

The cadence is up and down, the bite is clear, the voice is full of vicissitudes, and the singing skills are very good.

Hiki Valley Hachiman: "?"

"What a terrible lyrics, is this Bai Jun's attitude towards life?" Yukinoshita Yukino said coldly.

"The responsibility for the broken collar belongs to the merchant, the merchant can attribute the responsibility to the production factory, the factory can transfer the responsibility to the workers and machines, the worker can attribute the responsibility to the raw material producer, and the raw material producer can attribute the responsibility to the weather and soil problems." Bai Ying snapped his fingers, and spoke decisively, "There is only one truth—it's all the world's fault!"

"This kind of thing is generally called force majeure, accident." Yukinoshita Yukino didn't bother to criticize this guy sharply, "Instead of devoting time and energy to infinite accountability for accidents, solving the problems that occurred is the most important thing. The problem has been solved ... it's just what's left over, and it's still there."

Hikigu Hachiman remained silent.

Yukinoshita clasped her hands, eyes drooping slightly and said: "As both parties involved, there is no reason for you to make it like this, even if you are dissatisfied, you should..."

Bai Ying said firmly: "Bikigu should be sentenced to death."

"Hey, hey! Stop!" Hikigaya Hachiman emphasized, "Why do you think Yuigahama is because I didn't come to the activity room? This is just the minister's guess!"

"Hmph, the suspect is struggling ugly."

Shirokage took out his mobile phone, dialed Yuigahama Yui's number and put it on the outside, after a few rings, he connected.

"Hey? Xiaobai, what's the matter with that? I have something to do, so I won't come to the activity room today, but I will still pay attention to my studies..."

Bai Ying said kindly: "Have you thought about the draft for a long time?"

"Cough, cough, cough—! No, no..." Yuigahama Yui broke her defenses in an instant, and she was in a panic.