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Bai Ying corrected: "I was a primary school student at that time."

"Isn't that even weirder?"

Chitanda Eru was even more confused. She always thought that the Chinese friends her uncle mentioned should be images of policemen, enthusiastic social people, martial arts masters, and heroes of the rivers and lakes... so they were elementary school students? !

"Two—"

The cold and indifferent voice swept over the 'recognition scene', Yukinoshita Yukino held her hands, her eyes were probably tens of degrees colder than usual, and said indifferently: "Leave a group of people aside and talk about strange things to yourself. Is it a bit out of date? What are you talking about, I am curious."

"Hey, just tell me if you want to eat melons. Since everyone is acquainted, you are welcome."

Shiroying was like a relative who ate and drank, pulled up a chair and sat down, and said cheerfully: "Niece Chitanda, serve some tea and snacks! I am afraid that Brother Guan Gu is too thin-skinned, so he made some minor modifications. , I will tell you in detail today!"

"Uh-huh!"

Chitanda Eru was full of energy, and quickly poured Shirokage a cup of tea.

There are only four cups without pouring for others.

A group of people were eating biscuits with different expressions, listening to Bai Ying's story about the past.

Chapter 39 The King of Japanese at the Construction Site and the King of Spoken English

There is a trick called selling crutches. As long as people are limped, the crutches can be sold naturally.

There is a kind of experience called being abducted. As long as you are limped by someone, that person will naturally be abducted.

White Shadow went in.

After all, real hunters often appear as prey.

"Abducted another one today? Are there three? You are not afraid of accidents!"

Prisoner A expressed concern and was timid.

"This baby won't cry or fuss after scaring him. It's easy to control! He will definitely sell for a good price. If he wants to do it, then he will do it with a big ticket! Not to mention that we are lucky to get a rare devil , devil is good, if you sell it in the deep mountains and old forests, no one else can understand what he said, and there are many potential customers, if you buy it as a cow, it is called serving the country, with low risk and high return!"

Prisoner B is obviously well versed in the relationship between supply and demand in the market economy, and he is quite a stud gambler. He sneered at his companion's cowardice and said, "It's darker here now, and the cops are not diligent and not many. It's easy to start and transport goods. Those who Developed cities are different. Not to mention the patrolling police, cameras are everywhere, and it is estimated that in a few years, this place will be built. Our business will either not be able to open, or we will stand on the wind when we open, and we have to fly hard. Only by investing enough at one time can the return be large, and make enough money!"

"How can you earn enough money... You don't want to wash your hands, do you?"

"After finishing this ticket, wash your hands in the golden basin." Prisoner B sighed, "It will become more and more difficult to do this kind of thing in the future, the times are changing rapidly, cameras are everywhere in big cities, and today everyone is an entrepreneur, Whoever became the big boss that day, abducted people, where can they do business and make money? But you have to have capital to enter the market. I plan to make more money in the last round, and then go to the big city to do business and make a lot of money—do you want to Do it with me?"

Prisoner A was dubious and said: "I'm afraid you are coaxing me... who would give the money-making work to others?"

"It's meaningless for you to say that. Just think about it—then Ma just said it without thinking. Workers don't make money and don't produce value. Where does the boss get the money? Where does the surplus value come from? Let me tell you from the bottom of my heart, If you work with me, you will make money, and I will earn more. Brother, don’t feel bad, if you don’t work with me, you will earn even less, so you won’t be in the business of abducting people for the rest of your life, right? This night If you walk too much, you will have to go to hell. To be a human being, it is better to be aboveboard."

"Brother's words are reasonable...Okay! After finishing this ticket, I will go to the big city with my brother to make a fortune! Make a lot of money!"

"Hahahaha, my brother is a sensible person, making a lot of money! Do it!"

"Dry!"

The crisp sound of beer colliding stirs up magnificent dreams.

Outside the locked gate of the abandoned factory, AB and AB are enjoying the barbecue they bought, drinking beer, talking about economic development, market opportunities, and waiting for the delivery to come to their door, reselling the last batch of goods, accumulating a lot of money Little money needed.

The factory is different, it is chilly, and the only light is a ray of moonlight leaking in through the broken skylight.

Although Bai Ying is very well-behaved and tried his best to play the various characteristics of a demented and silly boy, but I don't know whether it is because of his poor acting skills, or because the aura of the supreme emperor in the third class of the sixth grade of elementary school leaked a little. That Mr. B carefully gave him both hands. Both feet were tied with rope.

Bai Ying wanted to show off the majesty of the emperor, but found a stupid but effective camera stuck in the corner of the wall.

If a workman wants to be good, he must first sharpen his weapon.

Learn from the barbarians to control barbarians.

Science is the ladder of human progress.

Bai Ying couldn't help feeling that Mr. B is really a fucking talent.

Temporarily dormant minions, Bai Ying turned into a caterpillar, and came to the other Tianya degenerates.

The two abducted children were already asleep, and a young man opened his eyes and watched him move over. He was probably the Japanese friend the two prisoners had mentioned.

Bai Ying worked hard to dig out the memories of his previous life, and said friendlyly: "You are so anxious."

"Wazi Nile's Japanese is not up to standard, so I'm always old at night and still good morning."

The Japanese young man frowned, shook his head and said, "Oh, let's use Chinese all the time, I know how to speak Chinese."

"Jun's Chinese should be mastered."

Shirokage gave affirmation, showing his Japanese proficiency not to be outdone: "How did Oni-chan get kidnapped here?"

"Oh, I'm so unlucky, I seem to have been abducted from that corner of India." The Japanese youth didn't think the other party was a child, and shook his head sadly, telling his story that it was not long, but the waves were like waves in the waves. Life.

"Back then I was an XO student in high school, and the XO school wanted to compress the cultural festival. The XO students must not be happy, so they started arguing, saying that Guoren was organizing an XO student movement, and I was too old to think about it. I don't know who set it on fire. I went to the playground of the martial arts gymnasium and introduced the four major problems. The XO school was about to get angry, and the XO students who committed the crime did not dare to speak up. Drip, err, I have been expelled from the school."

"Alas, Souga." Bai Ying shook his head and said, "If there is a problem, we will blame each other. If the problem is too big and no one will take responsibility, then we will start to be silent collectively. If silence can't solve the problem, we will use the spirit of unity and push the one who is the most unlucky The guy who goes out to the private Marseilles, bends over ninety degrees, sits down, if the matter is too big, the unlucky guy can only grit his teeth and jump to the roof, and the dead will be the big one—Oni sauce is not sad, just treat it as if it was a group of dogs Bite."

The Japanese young man wiped his tears with regret and said, "They all seem tender, I'm too old, I don't even have the heart to yell at those people..."

Bai Ying corrected him kindly: "Oni-chan, raking ears is used to describe henpeck."

"Don't call your name O'Nijiang, but a pot—yes, you haven't fired your own forehead yet, and your forehead is called Guan Guchun."

"Brother Guan Gu, what's next?"

"Later, I was expelled and went to Malaysia to relax, and then traveled to India. When I encountered a mudslide, I almost hanged the ball. I haven't got a rescue team yet."

Guan Guchun stumbled and said: "I succeeded in saving myself. I originally wanted to go to the embassy for help. On the way, I found someone to borrow the phone number from Kazakhstan. It turned out that it was a human trafficker who killed thousands of dollars. I was deceived and abducted to Vietnam. Another human trafficker, that human trafficker said that an acquaintance wanted a Japanese, and then abducted me to another, abducted me a few times, and then I was abducted to Mr. Leri..."

Even if it is the supreme emperor, the strong man of reincarnation, Bai Ying couldn't help but sweat a little on his forehead. He moved behind the thin Guan Guchun, borrowed him to block the camera, and said with emotion: "Brother Guan Gu, you... are really true!" Even fierce people—do you still have the courage to hit people?"

"Beat someone?" Guan Guchun was a little strange, and suddenly felt the bound hands loosen behind him, he quickly and calmly pretended that his hands were still tied, and said in a low voice, "They all ordered leftovers for the forehead, and the forehead was very hungry, I don't have the strength to..."

"It's not strength, it's courage."

Guan Guchun couldn't see the white shadow pretending to be a caterpillar behind him, but he could only hear the other party's calm voice: "I will have a bloody head, a bone fracture and vomiting, and I will be beaten to the point of paraplegia.

"...Uh, I used to be the head of the classical literature XO department. When I was fired, I named the anthology in the department ice cream."

Bai Ying proudly said: "I know this, ice cream, right?"

"It's not ice cream, it's Bingguo... Actually, what I want to express is I scream."

"What the hell? Sounds like they're all the same."

"The forehead is howling."

"Brother is really good at taking off his pants and farting."

Guan Guchun laughed at himself a little weakly: "Queshi took off his pants and farted...you are a coward, and you only dare to speak out when you are angry—but this time, you have to work hard!"

"Yeah! Listen to my orders when the time comes - don't move, let's not talk, save your energy, wait until they take the initiative to approach, and try to grab the weapon first..."

Operation codenamed 'Fuck Them' is complete.

When AB and C who delivered the goods unlocked and entered the abandoned factory, Seki-jun pretended to be rebellious, and did not speak or move to trick AC into approaching him. He heard a childish voice behind him saying "Drag to K", So it suddenly exploded.

That battle can be described as bloody and bloody, with ghosts crying and wolves howling, and the children changed color when they heard it.

Guan Gujun felt like Honda was reincarnated. The first hit knocked A out on the spot, then picked up the steel bar that A had dropped, and gave a home run to C, who was a beat slower, with his face full of flowers. Mr. B had a homemade earthen gun, and was shot in the leg and fell to the ground.

Mr. B felt that he had the chance to win, but at the moment when he approached him rashly, he was kicked by the supreme emperor and lost his ability to move on the spot.

Mr. B collapsed in the middle of his business before he started his business, and he doesn't know where he will be reincarnated after the death sentence.

"Brother Guan Gu is recuperating from his injuries in the hospital and preparing to go home. Before leaving, he asked me to enjoy a barbecue at a night stall. He said that during the days when he was imprisoned, several human traffickers ate barbecue skewers outside and made him hungry. Yes. Before leaving, when we were eating skewers and chatting, he said excitedly that he could finally meet his niece Chitanda Eru, and talked about his family and past life."

Bai Ying took a sip of the warm tea to bring that story to an end.

"It turns out that uncle has encountered so many things, and all of them have been summed up in a few words..." Eru Chitanda said a little sadly, but also in a daze. Baked food has also increased my appetite, and people have become much rounder now."

"This is a good thing. It is a lucky thing to still have a good appetite to eat and drink after going through all kinds of hardships." Bai Ying smiled kindly, "Niece Ai Ru should be happy for Brother Guan Gu. Japan is in a state of better health, and when the factories were abandoned, it was really emaciated."

"Uh-huh?"

Chitanda Eru came to her senses, opened her eyes wide, pointed at herself, and said hesitantly, "That... Bai-san, oh no, Bai-kun... Ying-kun? Er... Niece Eru, are you talking about me?"

In the moment of confusion, Chitanda Eru couldn't figure out the address and honorific.

"What's the matter? Are you still talking about traditional Japanese etiquette?"

Bai Ying said dissatisfiedly: "Brother Guan Gu and I have a comrade-in-arms friendship, we call each other brothers, we can be said to be close friends of life and death! Niece Ai Ru, don't be cautious, just call me Uncle Bai!"

Chitanda Eru couldn't help but leaned back, with a troubled expression on her face.

The family etiquette education from childhood to adulthood is faltering in the face of the cruel reality, and the two have such a strong conflict that they are a little bit cracked.

Under the gazes of Yukinoshita Yukino and Hikigaya Hachiman with sympathy and a little empathy, Chitanda Eru stubbornly overcame the reality and said with all her strength, "Hmm...haha, yes! Mmm! Shiro, Shiro, Uncle Shiro! Uncle is actually I went to China again two years ago and wanted to find you, but when I came back I was very disappointed and said I couldn’t find you.”

"I came to Japan after graduating from elementary school. I wandered around with the theater troupe, but I didn't go to see Brother Guan Gu." Bai Ying said with a free and easy smile, "Meeting by chance is fate, why bother to obsess? Brother Gu's niece, you recognize me as your uncle's friend, isn't this the fate that people meet by chance? Now that I have met Brother Guan Gu's niece, I will have to meet Brother Guan Gu again. Talk about the old days."

Looking at someone who calls her uncle and nephew, Chitanda Eru, who is trying to adapt to an elder of the same age, and the real story of the strange hot-blooded and question mark just now...

The rest of the people didn't know what to say for a moment.

You can only lean back slightly to show respect.

Chapter 40 I'm Curious.jpg

After the confession (?), Uncle Bai and Chitanda's niece had a good chat.

The latter kept asking about the experience of the old uncle in those years of disappearance, and learned another completely different image of the uncle from the elders (?)—for example, what likes to praise his cute niece, for example, the prison aesthetic that likes little girls , For example, when I was rescued, I cried so much, and the people who grabbed the embassy did not let go, For example, I yearned for the heroes of the rivers and lakes in my heart, but I played the victim who was rescued by the heroes...

The former also derived from the occasional description of the latter, the experience of Brother Guan Gu's mouth.

What is pretending to be abducted, just to go deep into the tiger's den, which almost led to disaster? What is the tourism is still very good, the people everywhere are simple and friendly? In and seven out, what went through all kinds of hardships to solve the mastermind behind the scenes, the two of them drank and drank skewers on the street, and they were so happy that they only had to raise rice wine, chop off the chicken head, and worship the second master Guan.

Probably out of face, or to keep his niece from worrying, Brother Guan Gu beautified the experience a little bit.

"My Kidnapped Life" seems to be a young man who is innocent and guilty, and thus leaves his hometown. The drama of the return of the Dragon King.

"Compared to these old events, what we should talk about now is the issue of joining the Anxin Academy's student club."

Yukinoshita Yukino forcibly interrupted the atmosphere of confession, and changed the topic to the issue of Angelina's club at Anxinyuan. She was as cold as ever and even showed signs of freezing.

An Xinyuan Angelina was not in a hurry, this melon was very interesting, and she was wise enough to see through everything!

"Afraid of my vast network, are you afraid that I will let Airu's niece accept students from Anxin Academy in the name of uncle? The strategy of the brave is not bad."

Bai Ying shook his head and said, "However, the willingness to join the club still depends on the students of Anxin Academy. Besides, it's your turn now, and I won't take the lead. I'll save the story of "The Prodigal Son and Hero Seki Gu Jun Biography" by Ai Ru's niece. "

"I didn't expect my uncle's experience to be like that. It solved a lot of my doubts. Thank you, Uncle Bai."

Yukino under the snow glanced at the white shadow, her eyes turned a few degrees colder, she turned her gaze back and asked, "What do you think of the Classical Literature Department, students from Anxin Academy?"

"Ah? Oh..."

Angelina Anxinyuan came back to her senses, thinking about how to decline——Sure enough!Shirokage should be a decent character in the other world, right?

Others may not have thought too much about it, and paid attention to some points that Bai Ying may have deliberately blurred, thinking that successfully defeating the human traffickers is a kind of lucky development with some coincidences... It is different, it must be because Bai Ying Shadow classmate's super power!

"Welcome to the Classical Literature Club!" Chitanda Eru approached, her transparent and beautiful purple eyes bursting with enthusiasm, "Oreki-san and I are the only ones in the club, and they are always a little too quiet at ordinary times—Anshin-in, please join the Classical Literature Club!"

"No, no, forget it..."

Anxinyuan Angelina quickly leaned back, moved flexibly, and avoided the opponent's control skills.

Chitanda Eru tilted her head and said, "Oh? Why?"

"Hmm, um..." An Xinyuan Angelina tried to find a reason, and subconsciously blurted out, "It's not good to bother you!"

Before Chitanda Eru could react, Oreki Houtarou who was drinking tea choked and coughed repeatedly.

"Oh——" Bai Ying showed a clear smile, "Oh, that's how it is, that's how it is, Ai Ru's niece is Uncle Tai Menglang, if I disturb you young people's exchange of feelings, we will leave first, and you chat slowly. "

Chitanda Eru hastily waved her hand and said, "Oh?! Uncle Bai, that's not what the Anshin Academy students meant..."

Bai Ying said with emotion: "I understand, I understand, it's because you don't understand what it means, right? Hmm - the young man is not bad, but he is not very energetic. Young people need to be more energetic. .”

Oreki Houtaro didn't want to speak, and didn't know what to say for a moment.

"Don't go here to understand, let's hurry up and go to the next club, what do you think of Mr. Bai?"

Yukinoshita Yukino inspected the two of them, and crossed out the classical literature department in her mind. It turned out that it was not a professional club with a good atmosphere, but a private little world for couples?This kind of club really has a problem with its composition, and it is not suitable for students from Anxin Academy to join.