Rich, powerful, successful and famous, lying drunk on the lap of a beauty, awake and in charge of the world, I found that no matter in fiction or in reality, everyone's pursuit seems to be similar.
Perhaps this is the wealth code.
I can't write it.
Doesn't it make people laugh if you don't want to be with the vulgar, but don't know what to ask for?
In the end, the most beautiful thing that came to my mind was the one who didn’t know the framework of society, didn’t know what success meant, looked forward to leaving get out of class early every day, fought with classmates every day, secretly read novels every day, and fought wits and courage with his parents , I don't know the child who is born bold and dares to devote himself because of love.
That is the beauty that is half-understood and burning enthusiastically.
I kind of understand why many works describe campus life out of reality, just because when I look back, I find that I have missed too much and the beauty is too short.
So there is now this book.
I can't guarantee that my state can be maintained, and I can't firmly believe that I can write wonderful things every day. I can't wait to put Brother Chen's brain on my head, and I can outline things that make people smile with one stroke.
Let me give myself a few warnings in my testimonials.
Life perception should not be too much or too long, everyone has already realized enough.
Perverse behavior should not cross the boundary, and happiness requires threshold restraint.
Try not to pile up conflicts with bad guys, so that you can hone yourself.
And - long live everyday.
By the way, I would like to recommend this book to everyone, although I think I read the daily ones in Hedgehog Cat, and I probably have read it-Tokyo Shengshi.
Finally, I hope to give you a little warm tone every day.
Chapter 51 A Bed
It was very easy to find water in the school, and I also brought a toothbrush, water cup and handkerchief. After a simple cleaning, I was completely refreshed. I strolled outside the school to buy bread and milk, and returned to the activity room to prepare for dinner.
Thank you for the convenience of modern society.
Bai Ying took a bite of the bread, and asked strangely, "What are you still doing here? Although I'm pretty, you've already had breakfast, right?"
Yukinoshita Yukino raised her hand to rub the center of her brows, and straightened her words: "Do you... think this is normal?"
"Wash your face, brush your teeth, maintain personal hygiene to avoid germs, eat to replenish the physiological energy needed for activities, and sleep to replenish fuel. Is there anything strange?" To play, to sleep without sleep, to stay up late at night, to not do hygiene, to play with mobile phones—to pursue extreme spiritual satisfaction, to strive for the power to abandon the body and soar the soul?!"
Seems to make some sense - no wonder!
Putting the school in charge is out of common sense... right?
Wait a minute, this is undoubtedly common sense!The other party's overly righteous attitude made him doubt himself.
Not to mention this kind of gag, extremely confusing logic and nonsense, I always feel like I'm trying to cover up something - if Bai Ying wants to cover up, does he have the right to ask?After all, if you really want to ask about something like going to school to sleep, it will naturally involve something you can't do...
asking too much...
Yukinoshita Yukino's thoughts suddenly froze slightly.
Yes, Shirokage is an enemy, not a friend, an enemy who is in trouble, so there is no need to worry.
Yukinoshita Yukino said indifferently: "Instead of playing on the floor in the school, how about applying for living and studying at the school?"
Bai Ying raised his eyebrows and said: "The school dormitory is no longer available. After all, it is a key high school. There are many students who come to study from other places—— Brave, some natural solutions are often unworkable."
Filtering out someone's irony, Yukinoshita Yukino continued: "Yesterday you were delayed looking for a rental house, and then you didn't find a suitable rental house? Then temporarily stay in a place like a hotel, even if you can't get a room because of your age, you can let me Teacher, do me a favor and make a guarantee."
"Ordinary teachers will only call to ask the parents, and ask the parents to solve the problem instead." Bai Ying gulped down the milk, raised his hand to support his chin with great interest, "How can you guarantee that the teacher is willing to guarantee?"
Yukinoshita Yukino felt that she was facing a troublesome client: "At least Mr. Shizuka Hiratsuka will be willing, that's enough."
Bai Ying pointedly said: "I originally saved enough for next month's rent, but the hotel fee is more expensive than the rent, so I have to find a way to save the money again if I delay it for a few more days—Miss, don't embarrass me, poor man." Man, measure the pain of having no money in Kari."
"That means you are short of money temporarily?" Yukinoshita Yukino calmly filtered out the aggressive part and focused on the problem, "If it's just an emergency, I can lend you some money..."
Bai Ying slapped the table and said: "You are looking down on me! You are despising me for being poor! You are hurting my young and vigorous heart!"
Yukino Yukino: "??"
Bai Ying highlighted a troubled person who refused to accept help from life to life: "A man was born between heaven and earth, how can he move forward in debt! My creed in my life is not to borrow money and not to borrow money! You devil, I must owe you You want to buy my dignity and arrogance, and you want me to be your shoe licking social animal! What a wishful thinking!"
Yukino, you have to calm down, this is very likely to happen, after all, there are special individuals like Shiro Shadow among human beings, and it is normal for there to be "clients who come to ask for help but trouble a lot", right?For example, the classmate Angelina who can't do this, can't do that.
Yukinoshita Yukino: "Then let's change our thinking..."
"Enough!" Bai Ying waved his hand angrily, "After all, people have different positions and different classes, and people can never understand each other! Perfect, rich and wealthy young lady, don't use the methods of Versailles to make her happy." People are angry! Have you ever seen the sun at four o’clock in the morning? Do you know the hard work of moving bricks? Do you understand the bitterness of smiling and listening to the PUA in the workplace? You don’t understand my pain at all!”
Blood pressure↑↑↑
Then you understand me - Yukinoshita Yukino swallowed the words back, cold sweat broke out on her back, she had to admit that this person's acting skills were a bit outrageous, and she was almost taken straight from the conversation to meaningless quarrel.
Calm down, Xue Nai, this kind of meaningless quarrel can't solve the problem at all.
That's right, paying attention to the problem, proposing ideas, and implementing the plan are the correct steps, instead of arguing with others about right and wrong.
If you follow the dialogue, you will be directly taken into the ditch by Shirai Shadow.
Yukinoshita felt that her thinking was broadened, and she even came up with an outrageous idea, but she felt that it was feasible, and she said calmly: "Speaking of which, isn't your rental house going to be demolished? I vaguely remember that the company responsible for the demolition is my home of."
"Wow! You're not ashamed, and relying on your family background, you are proudly ridiculing me for being simple and kind—"
"I'm also somewhat responsible for this matter. It's almost July now. Before the summer vacation, a seven-day school trip will be carried out according to the usual practice. Although the destination has not yet been determined, it has always been a symbolic payment. It is estimated that in half After a month."
Yukinoshita Yukino said clearly: "Temporarily find a place to live for about half a month, and then go on a school trip for a week. It shouldn't be a big problem to find a rental house during this period. If there is no one around the school, you can expand the scope. In this regard, you should have If you have certain experience and connections, I won’t do it for you.”
"Then what should I do for the past half month? Do you want me to wander around the bridge hole—"
Yukinoshita Yukino: "Stay at my house. In order not to hurt your young heart, I will charge rent. Of course it is cheaper than a hotel."
Bai Ying clasped her shoulders with both hands, and leaned back vigilantly: "You are greedy for my beauty!"
"From the perspective of the secular level and legal orientation, I'm more worried about whether you will show your animal nature and reveal your evil nature? After all, I am very cute, maybe I need to prepare a one-button alarm."
Yukino Yukino showed a smile, dimples appeared on her cheeks, and a faint canine tooth appeared at the corner of her mouth. She was indeed a cute and invincible beautiful girl.
"Your beauty is not weaker than mine." Bai Ying nodded in satisfaction, "Then I'll pack up and go to your house in the afternoon—where is your house?"
Yukinoshita Yukino's smile froze—is it a scam?Is it a trap?Is it by borrowing a donkey down a slope?Climb up the pole?
"One Hundred Ways to Pick Struggles with Difficult Clients" The small theater has become weird, the breath of conspiracy is gradually expanding, and heterogeneous desires are raging.
"Hahahaha, Brave, you are still far behind! Because it is an illusory drama, you should put your real feelings into it. It is not good to always take shortcuts subconsciously!"
Shirokage looked up to the sky and went out laughing, leaving Yukinoshita Yukino with a knotted brain behind.
White gold--! ! !
Yukinoshita Yukino took a few bites of the name in her heart, and only then did she feel that her blood pressure had stabilized a bit.
"correct--"
Bai Ying probed sideways, and put 50% of his body into the activity room: "Yue Shishita Yuki Q, I recommend you to play with bamboo, maybe you can achieve enlightenment in the dragon field?"
Grid bamboo?Shouren Gezhu in a philosophical story?
Longchang enlightenment?It is also the story of Wang Yangming.
Let me read some philosophy books?
The most important thing is that Xue Xia Xue Q, are you saying that I learned Ah Q's spiritual victory method? !
Yukinoshita Yukino wanted to subconsciously bite that hateful name a few more times... Ahem, forget it.
I don't care about you... No, count me as stupid again and have a convulsion.
Yukinoshita Yukino came to her senses, someone had already slipped away.
She carried her schoolbag, and it was almost time for her morning reading.
His gaze passed by by chance, and he saw the quilt folded into tofu on the ground.
Am I being fooled by the gag?
……
……
"Huh? What is this?"
"My lair."
"...?"
"I am currently in the state of being my home everywhere. I am only sleeping here for a few days. What is there to make a fuss about?"
During club activity time, Bai Ying was turning on his laptop, and couldn't help frowning upon hearing this.
Yuigahama Yui asked worriedly: "Xiaobai, what happened at home?"
Shirokage shook his head and said: "There is no disease or disaster, neither did I encounter Ultraman beating little monsters, nor was I forced to demolish by Conan's football."
Hikigaya Hachiman was holding the library book, thoughts were jumping around in his mind, he wanted to ask the minister if he had any difficulties?No no no—to meddle in other people's business is excess self-awareness, Biqigu, Biqigu, have you forgotten all the pains before?Anyway, Yubihama went to Lei, so he didn't do anything.
"Then Xiaobai...couldn't it be that he was delayed yesterday, so he couldn't find a rental house?" Yuigahama Yui worried, "If you can't find a place to live for the time being, let me talk to my mother, and it should be possible for Xiaobai to rent a house for a while." Stay for a few days!"
"Ahem——" Yukinoshita Yukino coughed twice, "Yuhihama, this kind of thing is a bit strange, right?"
"What's so strange about this? Isn't it normal for friends to visit each other overnight?"
Yuigahama Yui tilted her head and said, "I just went to Yumeko's house to spend the night, and there were other people together, playing pillow fights and whispering... For Xiaobai, even though they are of the opposite sex, friends are friends."
Is it normal to spend the night at someone's house? ! !
Hikigu Hachiman and Yukinoshita Yukino couldn't help but look back, touching the blind spot of knowledge.
"Tsk tsk tsk, you are all underestimating me."
Bai Ying disdainfully said: "It's just sleeping on the floor. When I was in junior high school, I traveled to Japan with a theater troupe. Have you ever seen the magnificence of mudslides? Have you heard the panting of the sea? Do you know the obstacles in the deep mountains and old forests? You can become a real strong man after going through seven levels of loneliness! I am exactly this kind of strong man!"
Nietzsche?The original text is "the seventh level of loneliness, I have never experienced it"?
There are different opinions about the seventh level of loneliness, and some people think that "seven" is a virtual reference, representing plural rather than seven. In fact, if you understand it directly, the seventh level of loneliness most likely refers to death. After all, there is no such thing as death. Celebrity quotes, speaking of Shirokage's (minister) past experience, it seems very mysterious...
Two cultural people who like literature subconsciously start a brainstorm.
Yubihama Yui automatically filters 'Bai Yan Bai Yu': "But the bed must be more comfortable than the floor, right?"
Bai Ying was shaken: "This is indeed..."
Click—the logical break of cultural people.
"Cough..." Yukinoshita Yukino coughed lightly, she organized her thoughts, and wanted to say something.
Bang Bang Bang!
Yukinoshita Yukino's train of thought was interrupted, and she breathed a sigh of relief belatedly.
What am I thinking!
Chapter 52 The Great White Emperor Stopped Drinking the Devouring Yuan Beast
We found a demon.
It has fangs that can tear flesh and blood, sharp claws that cut through the wind, majestic hair, and golden vertical pupils full of majesty, as if burning raging fire, looking at the world with disdain, and sneering at those unaware people around. Weak human beings.
This demon has many special abilities. Not only can he change his body shape at will, he can pass through any obstacles, he can jump from tall buildings without getting hurt, he can resurrect his powerful life nine times even if he is killed!
"Meow~"
The demon uttered a terrible growl.
God!Come on!Go and invite Emperor Schrödinger!Press the demon into the box with his supreme quantum collapse method, strangling its power of immortality and resurrection——! ! ! !
"...Where did this cat come from? It doesn't look very old."
Yukinoshita Yukino clasped her hands, subconsciously stood on tiptoe, trying to get close to the demon rolling around on the reception table.
Poor stupid human beings bewitched by demons.
"I picked it up in the grass when I was eating at noon." Angelina raised her hand and said, "When I found it, this kitten was stuck in the bushes... er, the landscape grass? Then I put it Brought to the activity classroom."
9527... After all, you are a rookie, you can't see through the disguise of the devil, and you will be punished to enter the top ten in the grade!
Hikigaya Hachiman touched the demon's chin, moved his fingers skillfully, and the demon immediately let out a comfortable snoring sound, revealing the fangs in his mouth: "Well... Judging from the teeth, it should be a baby who has just been weaned. cat."
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