A new day, a new test.
Chapter 63 Ecoslash Act [-]
Cats, a magical creature with ancient blood, if the hunting of ancient humans is a protracted war and bullying the few with more, then the hunting of cats is an explosive showdown. Therefore, in order to save energy, some people sleep on average every day The habit of working for more than ten hours.
Eat to sleep, wake up to hunt, eat to continue to sleep, greatly saving energy consumption.
To eat is to live, and to touch fish is to live. This is the wisdom of survival.
So, knight, why aren't you sleeping?
Yukinoshita Yukino patted the kitten's head.
The kitten pawed at her hand excitedly and let out a soft meow.
"I'm not playing with you..."
Yukinoshita Yukino reprimanded in a soft, harmless voice.
Mount Tai collapses in front of it without changing color, and cats play in sleep without opening their eyes.
A good person should do this.
Yukinoshita Yukino turned off the lights, lay back and closed her eyes.
One sheep...two sheep...
As we all know, mechanical repetitive work will make people drowsy, obliterate people's creativity, shrink the range of thinking jumps, and gradually reduce the mental ceiling at a slow speed.
In the end, either the soul is abandoned, the body soars, and turns into an unconscious humanoid machine, or the sleepiness cannot be overcome and falls into the abyss.
Counting sheep also has a somewhat mechanical working principle, which is indeed an ancient wisdom.
"Meow~"
The kitten meowed.
32 cats, 33 cats... no, 34 sheep...
The kitten was pacing by the pillow, and could feel some movement.
It is also a kind of happiness to have a cat to accompany you to sleep together...
Yukinoshita Yukino: Peaceful.
Um?A sudden gust of wind blowing across your face?
Yukinoshita Yukino opened her eyes in confusion, and turned her head to see the cat on the left side of her head facing her.
The cats just turned around, and the eyes of one person and one cat met.
The kitten squatted, opened its mouth and called softly: "Meow~"
The devil used bewitching, and human thinking was blunted.
Yukinoshita Yukino didn't think much about it, she straightened her head again and focused on closing her eyes and falling asleep.
puff--
The kitten that failed to hurdle was stuck on Yukino Yukino's face.
Thanks, very unsafe.
Do not sleep in the middle of the night, hurdle exercise at my bedside? !
What breed of cat do you have?It's a pity that I still named you knight, a knight who specializes in backstabbing his master? !
Yukinoshita Yukino ruthlessly lifted the struggling kitten and put it down on the bed. Given the kitten's athletic ability, it probably wouldn't be able to jump onto the bed.
Huh... a little thirsty, drink a glass of water before going to bed.
Yukinoshita Yukino left the bedroom and closed the door to prevent the kitten from running out.
Walking from the master bedroom to the living room, I suddenly saw light shining through the crack of a door—haven't slept yet?Are you a cat too?
Yukinoshita Yukino walked over, stomped her feet and listened for a while, and there was the faint sound of clattering keyboards coming from the crack of the door.
Yukinoshita Yukino raised her hand and knocked on the door.
The sound of keyboards stopped, and the sound of footsteps approached.
Yukinoshita Yukino waited for the tenant to open the door with her hands in her hands.
Click—the door was locked.
"Girl, it's late at night, please go back."
The gentle and gentle voice of a scholar said: "Xiaosheng has never saved a fox or a white crane. He is shy about cats and has no interest in transcending life and death. Although he has done good deeds throughout his life, he has no intention of repaying them. A sage should be rewarded for his words and deeds. To change customs and customs, everyone will learn from them, and follow the example, it is to promote goodness, but Xiaosheng has no ambition to help the world, goodness is my own selfishness, has no plans, no wishes, only one heart, follow the trend, that's all .”
Yukinoshita Yukino said angrily: "I don't sleep in the middle of the night, I'm not waiting for the fox to repay my favor, so what are I waiting for? Will I be called and punished by the teacher in class tomorrow?"
"Didn't you sleep too?"
Bai Ying's voice came out, and he suddenly realized with a bit of ridicule and intention: "Is the cat playing on your head?"
Yukino Yukino: "..."
"Brave man, listen to my advice, this is not a good way to become a servant of the devil."
The people inside looked like they were desperate, and advised: "The sea of bitterness is boundless. If you turn your back and do it, how can you be a poop shovel officer? How can you be as happy as raising a cat in the cloud? You just need to experience the devil's demagogic side without looking directly at the deep darkness! Even if you don’t want to have a different dimension, there are cat cafes and other demon settlements for you to enjoy, experience the domesticated and skilled professional cat service, and enjoy the chicness of a harem!”
"unnecessary!"
Yukinoshita Yukino resolutely rejected the thief's proposal. Before leaving, she still asked curiously: "What time do you usually go to bed? Or do you have some inspiration today and plan to stay up late?"
"My name is Shirokage, objectively a third-rate author, and subjectively a top author. I am 97 years old. I am temporarily living at Yukinoshita Yukino's house and I am unmarried. I go to Sobu High School and return at 05:30 at the earliest every day." At home, I have quit smoking, I don’t drink alcohol, I don’t go to bed until four o’clock in the morning, and I promise to stay up for half the night.”
"Don't drink anything before going to bed, don't take a bath, don't do soothing exercises to warm up, take off the coat, and fall into the bed in seconds, can sleep soundly like a baby, without leaving fatigue, occasionally creative mania, epilepsy and procrastination, the doctor Shocked by the material I'm made of, often asking when I'm going to die."
Bai Ying stretched out his hand to unlock it, and opened the door: "Hero, you—"
Snapped.
At the other end of the corridor, Yukinoshita Yukino was holding water, and closed the bedroom door.
Click—the sound of locking.
Hmph, want to win?
Not to be outdone, Bai Ying closed the door and locked it with a click, making a draw.
Go back to the chair that looks like a golden toilet, iron throne, and cage, and make the last modification to the content, delete some crazy things, correct typos, typesetting, and send it to Party A.
The playwright must be awake at the moment.
The evolutionary end point of a creator may be to become a night owl.
As expected, the call came quickly.
Bai Ying connected.
"Bai Ying." The playwright asked peacefully, "How do you evaluate me? Please use nouns, pronouns, quantifiers, adjectives and verbs to express."
Bai Ying answered politely: "Zhazha, this bitch, a lump, crumbs, crawling."
"Very good, you traitor who has everything you need." The playwright's politeness was not weak at all, "Then you really finished this play by yourself? So fast? So steady? What happened? I thought you His body was taken away by Yoshikage Kira."
"It was just touching someone's hand by accident - I perfectly controlled that impulse and channeled it into creation to vent it." Bai Ying said casually, "What's the point of talking about a villain who doesn't know whether it's real or not? Come on. Let’s talk about the manuscript.”
"I find it quite interesting that the fake villain in the comics becomes real, or the real villain becomes fake." The playwright commented, "This script is qualified, and it can be an interesting play, at least Mouthpiece must like this script very much, and the draft fee will be on your card later."
"I really want to watch this drama with my own eyes." Bai Ying asked, "Where are you all going now?"
"Still in Japan."
"Ok?"
"You slipped away after searching for three years but failed to find Duwang Town, but the leader thinks you can work harder."
"Isn't it, scumbag, I have already given up, but the head of the group is getting more excited?"
"No way, the older you get, the more stubborn you become."
"You are so insulting to our beloved head, don't you worry about being stuffed into the toilet?"
"It's okay, the leader is not here - now it's your turn to speak ill of the leader."
Scarlet Troupe Survival Rules: Speak ill of anyone who is not around, and say it together, if the other party does not say it with you, it means that the other party may inform you.
"The leader is an old idiot. Do you think Duwang Town really exists?"
"The head of the team is a jerk, Party A, reminding me of spare scripts every day. Do you really think I'm a script maker? I don't think Duwang Town exists. After three years, which place in Japan hasn't been visited? Do you think that thing on your body is really a killer? Empress, is it really Yoshikage Kira who is haunting you?"
"The leader is a taste idiot. It's a pity that after eliminating all the impossible, no matter how unbelievable the remaining result is, it is also true."
"The head of the group is a person with extremely elegant taste. He takes into account all genres such as romanticism and realism. He transcends the scope of technology and pursues the true meaning of beauty. He is enough to become a star in the history of art. Speaking of it, there are too many similarities, but that This manga is really just a manga.”
"The head of the regiment is a cold-faced and warm-hearted instructor. He preaches and accepts karma to solve doubts. He is a model teacher. The so-called Zhuang Zhou's dream of a butterfly is neither real nor imaginary, but it is what it is."
"The leader is the beauty of art. Indeed."
"Head, my lighthouse and direction, our enlightening star, synonymous with dreams, so immortal and bright. I'll hang up first."
Bai Ying hung up the phone resolutely, cutting off the communication with the playwright on the information level.
The scarlet troupe's survival rules added: If you find the leader when you speak ill of the leader, please finish the bad words on your mouth, and then immediately add good words, the leader hates people who say half of what they say.Since it is impossible to determine how long the group leader has heard bad things, to be on the safe side, the number of good things should be equal to the bad things.
Four o'clock in the morning, go to bed and sleep.
Originally, I wanted to talk about the newcomer 9527, but recruiting has nothing to do with playwrights, so let's go back to the mouthpiece.
Shirai Shadow lay down peacefully.
……
……
Yukinoshita Yukino opened her eyes uncomfortably, and got up numbly, like a zombie sitting up from a coffin.
I have forgotten what time I fell asleep last night, and I feel the long-lost lack of sleep.
Yukinoshita Yukino took the mobile phone by the bedside, it was 45:[-], it was time to prepare for school.
Rubbing her forehead to wake herself up, Yukinoshita Yukino turned her head and saw a group of cats on the bed at a glance, and sighed helplessly.
Even if it's just a kitten, it can pull the bedside table and jump onto the bed.
I have a vague impression of being smeared by the cat several times while sleeping. Since I was too sleepy and my sleep was not completely interrupted, I seemed to subconsciously reach out and push the kitten aside.
Cats, after all, are cute, healing, and relieve stress and fatigue.
All kinds of accidents are due to my lack of preparation.
Even if you are raising a cat under Yukino, you should expect everything and make everything perfect.
Yukinoshita Yukino tried hard to be calm.
She reached out and lifted up the group of cats, revealing the map of mountains, rivers and society on the bed sheet.
Let's wash the sheets in advance today...
Hope the mattress isn't soaked in too much.
In the early morning, there were several things to do, Yukinoshita Yukino got busy, washed her face and brushed her teeth, stuffed the sheets into the washing machine, checked on the Internet how to clean the urine stains on the mattress, prepared breakfast and lunch—for Give the rent to 'return back', and you will have two breakfasts and lunch boxes.
Busyness keeps time ticking.
It's time for Shirokage to wake up too, right?
When Yukinoshita Yukino was hesitating whether to call for someone, there was a sudden knock on the door.
The person who would knock on his door early in the morning... Did his mother kill him? !
Ordered to go home, severely reprimanded, hated Shiroying, lost friends...
Yukino Yukino turned pale and her pupils shrank.
Anyway, let Shirokage hide under the bed first——
"Under the snow, open the door! I don't have a key!"
Bai Ying's voice drifted in faintly.
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