restless daily life

The lips that were about to yawn were closed tightly, and the yawn was swallowed forcefully, the lazy waist that was about to stretch faltered in the middle, and quickly turned into a sitting posture.

"If you have a commission, don't call me...huh?"

Yukinoshita found a foreign object—beside her, two or three books were piled up, a mobile phone was facing away, and the camera was so deep.

"It's called caring. I worry that the hero won't get enough sleep and won't be able to solve the client's problems..."

Bai Ying got up naturally and walked over.

"Oh."

Yukinoshita Yukino stretched out her hand expressionlessly, picked up the phone directly, and turned it over to see that it was in shooting mode.

She immediately deleted the video ruthlessly, and clicked on the video and pictures to ensure that there was no dark history about herself.

"—You villain! Return my mobile phone!"

Seeing that the conspiracy was revealed, Bai Ying tried to attack by force, but it was too late.

Yukinoshita just snorted softly, and returned the phone. There were no pictures or videos in this guy's phone, it was blank, so she didn't have the embarrassment of prying into other people's privacy.

"Anyway, does Chitanda-san have a request? Please tell me what happened... hiccup."

In the awe-inspiring, calm and calm voice, a discordant noise suddenly appeared.

Yukinoshita Yukino pursed her lips tightly, her expression was indifferent, as if nothing had happened.

Bai Ying walked by with his mobile phone, and suddenly grinned: "Hi!"

At this moment, Yukino Yukino could not wait to open her mouth to denounce this person's wrongdoing, condescendingly and venomously, splashing ink and pointing wantonly.

She couldn't open her mouth, and after hearing this vivid hiccup, her whole body subconsciously twitched in her chest.

Humans are too weak to overcome even hiccups.

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

Shirakage laughed wildly while holding his forehead, and the judge of the smile, Iori Yagami, gave a high score to this.

"Sure enough, I am the devil king whose destiny belongs to me. Today, the brave man has been cursed by me, and he has issued a gag order, not to speak my name, not to disobey my words, wonderful!"

"Uncle Bai, this is not good!" Chitanda Eru bravely said, "Hiccups are very common..."

"Laughing is also normal. My niece Eru sits back obediently. The little girl knows nothing about the cruelty of the adult world."

Shirokage sat back on the throne in a happy mood. As for Yukinoshita Yukino, she could only use powerless sharp eyes to slap the opponent hard one by one.

"Now, let's discuss the entrustment."

Shirakage entered a mature and stable mode in a second: "Niece Eru will re-tell the content of the commission, so that the guy who sleeps late and is absent can listen carefully."

Yukinoshita Yukino really wanted to speak, but her body twitched again, she could only grit her teeth secretly.

Angelina said casually, "Student Yukinoshita, take a deep breath and hold it. It should cure hiccups. I used to have hiccups, and that's what my mother told me to do."

Yukinoshita Yukino's eyes lit up, and he acted immediately.

Shiro Shadow stared quietly at his subordinates.

Angelina was stunned for a moment, and realized that she seemed to be acting as an "enemy". She quickly looked away and pretended not to know anything.

……

……

"Let the destination of the school trip become an area out of Shenshan City?"

Yukinoshita Yukino pondered, frowned and said, "Chitanda-san, what reason do you have for doing this..."

"Niece Airu, the entrustment will be entrusted to uncle, let you see the heroic style of Baiying who rides the Guanu red rabbit to kill and pierce the evil forces." Baiying tapped the keyboard and said neatly, " The school has said that the scope of the school trip is within Japan, so the focus is on how to get students to vote for this place."

Not to be outdone, Yukinoshita Yukino analyzed: "Although it is a group vote, due to the influence of common sense created by various propaganda, the impression of Okinawa beaches, cultural Kyoto, and bustling Tokyo is far beyond what you can't know if you don't deliberately understand it. In the Jinde area of ​​Kamiyama City, taking this senior year of high school students as an example, they went to Okinawa in the first year of high school, Kyoto in the second year of high school, and Tokyo in the third year of high school.”

Shirokage added: "That's right, in a short period of time, trying to fight against common sense with the power of a few people like me is tantamount to digging our own grave. There will be a vote next Monday. If we want to influence other students, the best time is During the two days at school, I can’t come to the door and hand out leaflets one by one on weekends.”

Chitanda Eru moved back and forth, "Then, what should I do?"

"Get some bombs."

"Catch the thief and capture the king."

The two ministers answered in unison.

Chitanda Eru looked left and right, not knowing who to ask.

"I'd like to see what the brave man has in mind."

With a disdainful smile, Bai Ying motioned for the other party to invite first.

"In the ecosystem of high school students, there are some special individuals with high influence."

Yukinoshita Yukino sounded like an animal expert, and said: "Most students' understanding of school trips is not to study, but to travel. I am afraid that a week of school trips will turn into a week of vacation-they don't really think about it. The idea of ​​going somewhere is just that the school stipulates that you have to vote for a place."

"In terms of their habits, some individuals have extra influence, and many people who are used to following them will make the same choices as those individuals, and others will make the same choices when they see this, thus evolving Become a phenomenon of conformity.”

"The celebrities in the first year of high school, except for this white fungus who changed his face when he heard it and shunned him when he saw it, are Yuko Miura, who is very popular among girls, and Hayato Hayama, who is very popular among boys and girls. If it is from the two of them Let’s start by convincing them to choose the area where Shenshan City is located, and then spread the news, which should allow a considerable number of students to vote together.”

Although I feel that Yukinoshita's description is a bit suspicious and subtle, it does sound like a reliable method.

Chitanda Eru nodded: "Hayama-san is indeed very popular in the whole grade, and I often hear other students talking about Hayama-san who is not in the same class..."

"Huh?" Yukinoshita Yukino was a little confused, "Isn't Miura?"

Chitanda Eru nodded her head and thought about it: "I'm not very familiar, after all, I'm not in the same class."

Hikigaya Hachiman said casually: "Miura is mainly because of his strong personality and style. If you want to talk about the current charge, at most it is the F-class current charge, which is different from the popular king who crosses the class like Hayama. In fact, Yukinoshita's approach is not the point. Miura, and in Hayama, if Hayama votes for a place, Miura will definitely vote the same."

If I have to say it, Yumiko Miura is more like trying to imitate Hayama, trying to make up herself, so that she can 'stand' closer to Hayama Hayato.

Wait, did I overlook...

"If you don't backstab for a day, you will get thorns all over your body? I see that you have rebellious bones all over your body!"

Shirokage slashed Hikigaya Hachiman's neck with a hand knife.

"rua—"

Hikigu Hachiman stuck out his tongue and pretended to be dead in cooperation, trying to pass the test with cuteness.

Shirai Shadow sat back to the original place, typing on the keyboard.

"After all, it's a strategy that is fundamentally problematic. I will treat you as an ugly phoenix chick and offer a series of tricks, so that the confident Prime Minister Cao will connect the boat."

Chapter 67 Who is the combination of beauty and wisdom?

"What is Bai Jun's opinion?"

Yukinoshita Yukino asked with her hands in her hands.

"Bribe the principal, power will solve everything - of course this is not reliable."

"Threatening the principal, violence can solve everything - of course it is still unreliable."

Bai Ying said deeply: "So, we need bombs."

Chitanda Eru forced a smile and said, "Shiro, Uncle Shiro, is there any more reliable way?"

"If the law is not taught to the six ears, if the Tao is not taught, it is not a person."

Bai Ying turned his head and urged in a friendly manner: "Brave man, hurry up and use your iron chain boat trick."

When others analyzed their own method and concluded that Hayayama Hayato was the key point, Yukinoshita Yukino already wanted to veto this method by herself.

Her sister makes her irritable, her mother makes her fearful, and Bai Ying professionally pulls her blood pressure.

Even if she and Yumiko Miura have personality conflicts and don't get along very well, there is a high probability that she will have a poisonous tongue and the other party will go crazy, but she doesn't find it annoying to Yumiko Miura, at most she occasionally feels that the other party's brain lacks some nutrition.

Only Hayama Hayato, she hates it.

When I returned to China to go to high school, the first thing that bothered me was a car accident at the opening ceremony, and the second thing that bothered me was finding out that Hayato Hayama was also in Sobu High School. Most likely, it was my mother's intentional arrangement, or my sister secretly messed with something.

After all, this is the method I came up with, so I should try this method until it fails.

Mainly Shirokage's contempt for the king, that look of you can't do anything, makes people very angry.

"Then White Fungus, let's slowly deploy your bombs, Yuigahama, can you contact Hayama?"

"I have Hayama's account here."

"Ask him to come to the rooftop, Yubihama, you go with me too."

If rumors about Hayato and Hayama were accidentally spread because of being alone, Yukinoshita Yukino felt that it should be a blood pressure test even more than Shirokage.

"Then I'll help too!" Chitanda Eru raised her hand.

Heh, the clients are all attracted by me, what do you use to fight me?

Yukinoshita Yukino felt the recognition, and her fighting spirit suppressed her unhappiness about meeting Hayama Hayato later.

Oreki Houtaro suggested at the right time: "I'm right here, let's hear another way."

"Then I'll leave Uncle Bai to Oreki-san."

Very good, energy saving success.

Oreki Houtaro enters power saving mode.

Watching the three girls leave together, Bai Ying said: "The guy who got in the way has disappeared, so let's discuss what kind of bomb to prepare."

Hikigaya Hachiman hesitated and said, "Minister... Yukinoshita looks a bit..."

Shirokage looked at him with a smile, and then introduced to Angelina and Oreki Houtaro in a lively and lovely voice: "Since everyone is in the same group, let me introduce myself to you without talking superficially." Hikigu Hachiman! He is also my elder brother! The seemingly ordinary dead fish eyes hide the wisdom of insight into others! Whenever the moon falls, he will go crazy, on the bed late at night, Turn the quilt into a cloak, recite the literature of youth pain..."

"Minister! I was wrong! Let's discuss the bomb!"

Hikigu Hachiman has no time to care about slander, and the only solution is to admit his mistake decisively and let the minister shut up!

For the sake of my dear general, Shirokage looked at Angelina meaningfully, and said in a deep voice: "It is a whimsical move to correct tradition and common sense, and we don't have so much free time. What we have to do In a short period of time, the names of the districts in Shenshan City are named, and they don’t need to remember how long, they just need to let them know and have a strong interest in these few days, and they will vote for the districts in Shenshan City.”

Hikigu Hachiman showed some enthusiasm for the time being: "Oh, is this what the bomb means?"

"Advertising?" Angelina gave an example.

"The bomb I want is not an ordinary bomb. Print a bunch of leaflets, find some photos, write a few soft articles, and then distribute them to other students? That kind of thing is too boring. The sun doesn't need to be noisy, no one can escape .”

Bai Ying crossed his hands and propped his chin: "What do you think can cause widespread discussion among students and bring about a trend of noise?"

Hikigaya Hachiman pondered from a boy's point of view: "Game?"

"Fashion? Dessert?" Angelina asked from a girl's point of view.

"Let's study." Oreki Houtaro threw out an option that would be instantly killed.

"Wrong - the thing that can really make almost all students restless, trigger trends, bring discussions, and change their voting preferences is love!"

"On the sports field, when a girl passes by, she will try her best to stand up, and she will have the urge to show off and be handsome! In the boring study in the classroom, if one inadvertently loses her mind, a certain kind of throbbing will be engraved in her heart! It's hard to say It's even hard to know my own mood, but it's hazy just about to move!"

"The bomb I want to make is a love bomb! It is necessary to accurately grasp the needs and strike areas of the target users, to adjust the product to the degree of perfect fit, to touch the soul with an itch-like force, and to be on the big stage Under the surface of laughter, plant the seeds that induce their behavior!"

"Sarah! Let's make this school trip! Fun!"

Bai Ying is like an impassioned boss, proposing goals and pursuits one by one.

Hikigu Hachiman packed his things carefully.

Angelina asked curiously, "The long...white shadow, what exactly are you going to do?"

Snapped.Holding Hikigaya Hachiman's shoulder with one hand, he fixed him on the seat.

Bai Ying looked excited: "Of course it's a grand drama performance! A lingering, shy and unspeakable love scene! Considering the ancient charm of the area where it is produced, the background is set as an ancient princess! You can consider playing Kaguya Hime Awareness! Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooodiance and! ”

No, it must be the power of social terror gushing out, but it is a pity that there is no escape.

Hikigu Hachiman thought sadly.

Angelina, who had never seen anything in the world, was quite interested and had a great sense of participation: "Kaguya Hime? I heard my mother tell this story, who will play Kaguya Hime? Chitanda-san and Yukinoshita-san? I feel that their appearance and temperament are very suitable..."

"What silly words are you talking about?" Bai Ying shook his head and said deeply, "Isn't there a more suitable person? Both beauty and wisdom, the brilliance of the bright moon."

Hikigu Hachiman frowned.

Angelina's heart skipped a beat, and her ten fingers subconsciously clasped together and began to knot. There was a little tangle, and she hesitated and said, "Oh? That... I, I don't have much confidence..."