restless daily life

Hui Yeji laughed lightly, and replied: "If Zhuye knows shame, why doesn't anyone know it? If you are confused, you must fix the ugly characters."

"I am sitting in the whole world, sweeping the island territory, with thousands of troops, and I am called the emperor. What can't I give you? What can't I get?!" Emperor Zaimozuo said angrily, "This bamboo is taller than the sky and deeper than the earth. I want to dig back to the palace too! Someone! Dig for me!"

An Jie Xuande: "He's in a hurry, he's in a hurry."

Oreki Yunchang: "So anxious, so anxious, so anxious."

Biqi Gu Yide: "Jijijijijiji-hiccup!"

Emperor Zaimozuo was furious: "Pifu Lizi, how dare you mock me?! Pull me out and behead me severely!"

"Wait a minute!" Kaguya Ji said suddenly.

Emperor Zai Muzao was overjoyed: "If my wife is willing to go back to the palace with me, I can spare them once."

"No and no." Hui Yeji shook her head and said, "Your Majesty, you know why the one who wins Hui Ye Ji wins the world?"

Emperor Zaimokza said proudly: "The person who puts down the world is an unrivaled hero, and he should marry Kaguya Princess!"

"No and no—Kaguya Ji can assist the unrivaled hero, sweep the world down, and clarify Yuyu!"

However, Ji Hui Ye let out a coquettish cry, and the ancient bamboo exploded. Among the shattered and flying pieces of cardboard, she walked out with a square sky drawing paper in her hand. Against the sky, you need to fight against serious crimes, but you can still be invincible in the world as a concubine! I will kill you, such a foolish king!"

Three drunk men with superb martial arts sensed the chilling aura of the strong man, subconsciously attacked while drunk.

An Jie Xuande took out a male and female paper sword.

Zhemu Yunchang took out the green snake Yanyue paper knife.

Biqigu Yide raised the Libasnake paper spear.

The four of them fought together like a revolving lantern in the blink of an eye, and in the end it was the three drunken fools who were beaten to the ground within a single step.

Kaguya Ji threw herself at Emperor Zaimokza, and wherever she passed, people were turned on their backs.

Known as the strongest general in the army, he couldn't make a single move under Fang Tian's drawing paper.

It can be said that the devil descended from the sky and the god of Tai Sui in the world!

"You, you, who are you?!"

"I'm Horai Kaguya Hime—!"

With a loud shout, his courage broke, Emperor Zaimokza was terrified, turned and ran away.

"The one with the name on his chest is the Emperor!" An Jie Xuande shouted, then tilted his head and snored.

Emperor Zaikiza hurriedly threw away the sticker on his chest.

"The one with the sword on his waist is the Emperor!" Oreki Yunchang shouted, and immediately lay down and fell asleep.

Emperor Zaimokza threw out the paper sword from his waist.

"The head...the one with the crown on his head is the emperor!" Hikigu Yitou shouted in shock, then opened his eyes and let out a sound of sleepy snoring.

Emperor Zaimokza hurriedly raised his hand to take off the crown, hesitated for a moment, and chose to hold it in his arms, never wanting to run and bump, and drop the crown on the ground with trembling hands.

He stepped on the crown and stumbled.

Looking up, Fang Tian's drawing paper came towards him——

puff!

Emperor, suddenly.

"Kaguya Ji murdered the emperor, and the crime was added to the crime, and finally turned into a bamboo forest. It is said that the leaves in the bamboo forest can tell the sincerity of one person to another. If a couple writes each other's names, the two bamboo leaves will grow green , you can get Kaguya Ji's blessing..."

Bai Ying threw away Fang Tian's drawing paper, put on a wig, and walked out of the stage in a twirl.

He passed over Yoshiki Saekiza, who was lying on the ground and pretended to be dead, and the voiceover brought the story to an end without any confusion.

"After one night, the three brothers woke up rubbing their heads and found that they had fallen asleep in a bamboo forest. It was only after being drunk last night that their instincts did not control their bodies to go home. However, during the discussion between the three brothers, they found that they had sex with each other last night I had a very similar dream, and the goddess entrusted the dream, calling them unrivaled heroes.”

"So, the three of them took the wine and recruited a group of village braves to go into troubled times and make contributions."

"End."

Background dubbing: White Shadow.

Sound Dubbing: Shirai Shadow.

Character dubbing: Bai Ying.

Kaguya Hime: Shirakage.

The actor of Emperor Zaikiza: Yoshiki Zaikiza.

Anjie Xuande's embarrassing actor: Angelina.

Oreki Yuncho is awkwardly played by: Oreki Houtaro.

Biqigu Yide's embarrassing actor: Biqigu Ba...

Minister, I beg you to stop!spare my life!

When Bai Ying read the ending of the whole play, several people immediately got up and fled like birds and beasts.

Even Yoshiki Saikiza, who suffers from secondary illness, didn't dare to stay too long. The surroundings and the corridors of the teaching building above were already filled with bewildered audiences—yesterday, yesterday, I really shouldn't have easily agreed to Master!

Hikigu Hachiman even rushed towards Shirokage to stop him from adding to his black history.

……

Yukinoshita Yukino held her forehead silently, feeling very complicated.

How should I put it... The inhuman dubbing and voice line changes, the crotch stretching to the actor's facial expressions and movements, and the drama content that always feels like a lot of things are stitched...

indescribable.

This kind of art is still too early for human beings.

Chapter 73 What kind of troupe are you? !

It's over, I always feel like I've lost something important, Komachi, my brother is no longer clean...

Hikigaya Hachiman leaned back on the chair, his eyes were empty.

I’m already ashamed to see people, and my youthful campus life has ended early, let me experience the intrigues of the world of superpowers, huh, huh...

Angelina covered her face, lying on the table ashamed to see others.

I must be obsessed with ghosts to agree to act in such an extremely energy-consuming drama——I hope for gray youth, not colorful black youth...

Oreki Houtaro propped his cheek with one hand, motionless.

"Smashed you! Smashed!"

"Look at what you are acting! The face is as hard as a dead person, the movements are not as good as puppets, and the expression is copied and pasted from the beginning to the end! The improvised wooden seat is better than you! At least you lose your chest The action of throwing a sword and holding a crown can be done! How about you? Cats are more vivid than you!"

The chief director, chief dubbing, chief planner, chief script, and general director Shirokage, who is in charge of [-]% of everything, is pacing back and forth giving lectures.

Yuigahama Yui and Yukinoshita Yukino stood at the door, looked inside with their probes, and then quickly shrank back.

The two exchanged glances silently.

Yuigahama Yui muttered in a low voice: "Let's wait until Xiaobai finishes speaking before going in..."

"En." Yukinoshita Yukino nodded.

What if Shirokage decides to do it again because he feels that the play at noon is not good enough?

As an audience, after watching or listening to the whole scene, the brain is shaking, and there will be indescribable mutations.

Participating in the whole scene in person, I'm afraid it's not a fight of reason-look at the three people in it. They sold their souls to the devil in a moment of carelessness, and they have turned into burning ashes at this moment.

"You say you haven't studied drama, you don't know how to move, OK! You can always walk, right? You just need to be able to walk, and leave the rest to me. You say you can't remember the script, and you don't know what to say, OK! I'll do this part Responsible, you just need to follow what I said, act consciously, and give the audience a sense of what is going on. You said that the time is too urgent, and there is no time to prepare and rent various props, OK! It’s okay, the simple contrast is also a Art doesn’t have to be gorgeous and delicate.”

"Worried that there is no stage, and the drama will not be able to achieve publicity? That's okay! I amplify the sound and let the play be driven and expressed by sound. You all need to cooperate, move a little, act a little bit, and think about it. It’s fine if it’s like that—you don’t even talk about it!”

"Is this plausible? Huh?!"

Bai Ying stretched out his hand and pulled over a chair, facing the trio behind the reception table, he patted his thigh, and sighed wistfully: "Look, look at the three of you - which one is not my right-hand man? Which one is not my hard-core subordinate? Which one is not my confidant who wants to get it and kill him? If your performance is not good, the whole scene will be a mess. If the scene is all bad, can it leave a deep impact on the audience? ? Can you complete the publicity mission? Can you solve the commission of my niece Airu?!"

The capable general, Hikigaya Hachiman, barely gathered a little light in his nihilistic dead fish eyes: "Minister, didn't you say that this is a romance drama?"

At first, I thought I could at least see the joke of the Minister of Women's Wear... did I see it?

Kaguya Ji, who is wrapped in a paper tube, is a broken paper tube, holding a paper version of Fang Tian's painting halberd, walking like a dragon and walking like a tiger, with no enemy in front of her, accompanied by the vocal accompaniment, so powerful that she can't speak .

Bai Ying frowned: "Where are you not talking?"

The hard-core servant, Angelina, covered her face and said in a muffled voice: "I'm not romantic at all! I have become a weird person in the eyes of my classmates. When get out of class was over, my deskmate jokingly called me Anjie Xuande... Life is over I'm gone, my youth is gone, I have to bear a strange nickname through high school, I can't do anything anymore, huh..."

"Ridiculous, do you think romance is Romeo and Juliet, Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai, Kaguya Princess and the Emperor from the Tale of Bamboo Tori? That kind of thing, if it has a spotlight and a stage, then it's skilled, and it's very good at reciting words." Actors, for the time being, can show good results-but don’t talk about external conditions, just say actors, I let you act, can you act? Can’t act! How can you act if you don’t have that level?!”

Bai Ying shook his head and said: "The so-called slant of the sword is to go further and further! First, there is no funds, second, no time, third, no actors, and no strong medicine. How can there be a boom? How can we not be in charge of the family and know what to do!"

His confidant, Houtarou Oreki, barely pulled out the cocoon from the status quo: "This is true, at least for the whole noon and afternoon gap, this play has become the talk of the people around... If you only consider the effect, it is really very good. It is effective, and when you think about it carefully, the play highlights a theme of 'the title of the bamboo leaf book, the heart is evergreen', which is impressive."

It is the actors who dedicate some metaphysical things, such as integrity, such as shame, such as fame...

Hikigaya Hachiman murmured: "Minister, we are just novices trying to drive ducks to the shelves, so our requirements are too high..."

"You guys are all too young."

Bai Ying sighed old-fashionedly: "Sure enough, I shouldn't be merciful yesterday. I should give you psychological counseling and performance rehearsal according to the troupe's standards."

Angelina opened her fingers, revealing her eyes: "Standards for theater and troupe? For example?"

"Let me just tell you a story. It was when I first joined the troupe."

Bai Ying recalled: "At the beginning, when I joined the theater troupe, I started with chores such as moving equipment, learning about costumes, and fighting wits and courage with scumbags. After a while, the head of the troupe took me to the street and said that he would give me an Simple assessment."

"He casually pointed to a young man who was looking at his mobile phone while walking, and asked me to make that person laugh first and then panic - the time limit is within the time limit for the other person to walk this path. How do you think this can be done?"

Hikigu Hachiman replied in seconds: "I can't do it."

I don't want to do it either! !

Angelina pondered, "Laugh first... and then panic? Tell jokes? People on the road won't stop to listen to a joke, right..."

Houtaro Oreki asked directly: "Did Shirokage complete the assessment? How did you do it then?"

"I thought about it for a while, and observed the young man who was looking at his mobile phone. I judged that the other party's thinking should be more trendy, in a better mood, with a sour smile, and he was probably chatting with his girlfriend. I ran up. Next to him, he pretended to slip and fell to the ground in an exaggerated but normal posture, he smiled subconsciously, and was about to say a word of concern..."

Bai Ying said in a deep voice: "I stared at his crotch for three seconds, he saw that the zipper was closed, he was puzzled, and then he became strange. I immediately got up, showed a warm smile, and stretched out my hand to get to know him A moment—he stepped back, suddenly, and walked away quickly, a little frightened."

The three of them leaned back together.

"Sure enough, it was a bit of a mistake to simply rehearse your movements yesterday." Bai Ying sighed, "You should learn from the entry-level basic training of the head of the group..."

Don't do that kind of thing! ! !

Hikigaya Hachiman tried his best to change the topic: "So, so the minister passed the assessment and successfully joined the theater troupe, right?"

Bai Ying said: "The head of the group reluctantly gave me a passing grade, saying that I was the worst one in passing the assessment."

The tastiest one?What kind of monsters are other people? !

Angelina's curiosity was aroused, and she asked, "Chang, Baiying, how did the others pass the examination?"

"Everyone's assessment is different, and not all actors in a troupe are actors." Bai Ying recalled, and said, "Puppet Shadow is good at opera performances, and the troupe assessment for him by the troupe was in a very remote, street. Ask him to sing a song where there are hardly any pedestrians, and attract at least ten spectators."

Is the head of the regiment seriously ill?Hikigu Hachiman complained silently.

"What happened?" Angelina became completely curious.

Bai Ying said: "The head of the group said that he sang a song that has no lyrics, but relies on rhythm and sound. Seven or eight birds landed on him, and wild cats from miles around gathered together within the time of one song, lying on their knees. All around him listening, not to mention looking out of the windows, the audience totaled well over ten."

Are you really telling a fantasy story?What kind of troupe are you? !

The three of them looked at each other, feeling that Bai Ying's assessment process was quite normal, even reasonable.

"So you are still too immature. According to my observations, what you most need to overcome now is 'common sense'. I will give you special training for two days on weekends..."

Hiki Valley Hachiman: "I want to accompany Komachi."

Angelina: "I want, I want to follow the drama."

Oreki Houtaro: "I have to do my homework."

"Is that so?"