Um?Seeing that there was no hope of escape, Hikigu Hachiman took a closer look and found Yukinoshita Yukino standing five meters away from Shiroying.
Why is there such a subtle sense of distance?It seems that Yukino Yukino is avoiding something... What is she avoiding?
Hikigu Hachiman observed subconsciously.
"Yo!"
"Good morning, Mr. Biqigu, and..."
"Just call Komachi."
"Well, please come and help me."
"Hey, small things..." Hikigaya Komachi asked strangely, "Why is sister Yukinoshita standing so far away?"
Bai Ying replied: "She is afraid."
fear?Stranger than Chigu Komachi: "Bai..."
"You can just call me Big Brother Bai—you are here just in time, and Big Brother Bai will show you the amazing Chinese cuisine. In front of the real hard dishes, Mapo Tofu can only be regarded as a home-cooked dish."
Shirokage picked up the bag, and Hikigani Komachi didn't see what it was at first glance because it was covered with several layers of bags, so he was about to poke his head in and take a closer look.
Hikigaya Hachiman quickly pulled his curious sister back, and he found out—Yukishita kept a distance while looking at the bag in the minister's hand with complicated eyes!
"Minister... May I ask what exactly did you buy from the supermarket?"
"Pig large intestines—I think the spicy taste is not suitable for my taste, so I am going to make braised ones...you all stop! Recently I checked on the Internet, and there are many large intestine dishes in Japan, right? There are even large intestines that I dare not challenge." There are many things like sashimi and roadside barbecue stalls at night!"
"hiss--!"
"Hey! Bai, Brother Bai, forget it!"
"Minister! Is there a possibility that we dare not challenge that kind of thing?"
……
……
"Ming, obviously there are at least the semi-processed ones—why do you insist on buying this kind of strong smell? Now, immediately, immediately tie the bag on me!"
"Joke! You are also a chef. The taste is strong enough to be fresh, and it is fragrant enough when it is cooked. With all due respect, the half-processed large intestine is like chewing the sole of a shoe. It smells like spices. You are insulting my dignity! "
So, with his dignity, Shirokage was rushed to the bathroom by Yukinoshita Yukino.
"It's really a guy who doesn't do something all day, and feels uncomfortable all over."
Yukinoshita Yukino sorted out the ingredients, complained to Shirokage a few words, and said immediately: "Komachi, let's divide the work and make a lunch menu by the way."
"Hey, okay."
Hikigaya Komachi rubbed his chin, looked around, and showed a playful smile: "I always feel that sister Yukinoshita and brother Bai are very skilled in bickering."
"Proficient? Forget it..."
The price of proficiency is one's own blood pressure bouncing back and forth.
"Hmm - this, this, this... this carrot has to be headed off..."
Hikigaya Komachi cut out a slice of carrot shreds.
"Komachi's knife skills are great..." Yukinoshita Yukino made a comparison, feeling that her knife skills might not be as good as the opponent's.
"I'm the chef at home, it's so trivial. Sister Yukinoshita, why did you buy so many eggs and milk? This is low-gluten flour, so it shouldn't be for making noodles, right?"
"That's for desserts like petit fours."
"Dessert? I'm not very good at this, so I'll learn it later."
"Then remember to listen carefully when stealing lessons."
The two in the kitchen were busy.
Hikigaya Hachiman sat on the sofa, looked at the bathroom with the sound of splashing water, and then at the kitchen with constant noise.
Think for a while, lean on decisively, and take out your phone—let's have an exciting 0-21!
"Damn! Why are you here?!"
Suddenly there was a commotion, Shiro Shadow stepped from the bathroom to the door, and skillfully pulled a garbage bag from the wall, and at this moment, White Shadow was stepping on the floor, and rushed towards Shiro Shadow.
Bai Ying squatted down with a smile on his face, and opened the garbage bag: "Look at the trick——ha!"
"Meow!"
Knight crashed headlong into the garbage bag.
Tie a knot and you're done packing.
"Biqigu, bring this devil's dog head to me."
Shirokage handed the struggling cat in the bag to Hikigani Hachiman, and continued to struggle in the bathroom.
Hikigaya Hachiman took a look at the water stains on the bag, and sensibly didn't probe to sniff it. Instead, he released the cat and immediately stuffed the garbage bag into the trash can.
"Hey, don't run around."
Raising his hand to hold down the calling kitten, using the skillful move of serving the master at home, he scratched the kitten rolling around on the sofa in the blink of an eye, losing the ability to resist.
How do you feel that the minister ran to the door to get the garbage bag and bagged the kitten very skillfully?
Well, it was probably because of the relationship between the opposite door, so the minister who often came to Yukinoshita's house naturally also practiced proficiency in inviting cats into the bag.
Hikigaya Hachiman was about to look back at the phone when the calm knight suddenly jumped off the sofa.
stop!If you scare the minister again, the minister will scare me to death!
Hikigu Hachiman quickly got up and chased after him, but found that the kitten did not rush to the bathroom, but ran to a door, stretched out its paw and patted the door, looking like it really wanted to go in.
Could this be Yukinoshita's room?Is there cat food in it?
Hikigu Hachiman took the opportunity to hug the kitten, looked at the door with some doubts, and then at the kitten who was screaming like a baby...
Speaking of which, although the minister doesn't like cats, he likes cats very much. The kitten wants to enter this room——
"Knight is probably hungry, this is cat food."
A calm voice came from behind.
"I'm sorry, Yukinoshita-san."
Hikigaya Hachiman turned around, took the bag of cat food, held the kitten hostage, and walked towards the living room.
He always felt a solid gaze focused on his back, like a small nail, chiseling towards the heart one by one...
illusion!It must be an illusion!
Hachiman, don't look back.
Chapter 77 Plastic Acting
Once the seeds of doubt are planted, anything can be used as nutrients to make them take root and germinate, just like moths gnawing on teeth, biting through friendly relations little by little, unknowingly shaking mutual trust, and eventually accompanied by strangeness, beyond recognition, self-discipline A rotten tooth that fell out, or a diseased tooth that was pulled out bluntly and bloody.
Yawata, have you stepped on the gate of hell?
Hikigu Hachiman was sitting on the sofa, stroking the cat skillfully, but his eyes were unconsciously a little empty, and his brain was subconsciously playing with puzzles.
Biqigu Hachiman is very good at this kind of "self-entertainment", which can be described as a proud skill-who can play guessing games and solitaire with himself?I can!
So as soon as you sit down and enter the state of being alone, your brain starts to think instinctively.
Intelligence 1: The minister did not have a floor covering in the activity room, so he ruled out the possibility that he felt embarrassed, and Yukinoshita and the director were the last to leave that day, and the floor of the activity room was gone the next day...
Intelligence 2: Yesterday, Yukinoshita initially agreed to the dinner party. When Yuigahama talked about coming to her house for dinner, Yukinoshita immediately gave a negative answer. In the end, it was the minister who spoke to finalize the location. If you think about it carefully, those words have some meaning profound……
Intelligence 3: The room that the kitten really wants to enter...
"Mr. Biqigu, other people will come later, please open the downstairs door for them."
Information 4: Yukinoshita suddenly came out of the kitchen to explain things——
"Ok!"
Shocked by Hikigu Hachiman, he answered loudly.
Yukinoshita Yukino put down the fruit plate she had cut, and showed strange eyes: "As for being so loud? Could it be that I accidentally scared you off?"
Everything seems to be working...?
"Ahem, I'm just doing my daily thinking and meditation, it's not called distraction—"
"Because I'm used to no one likes to talk to me, have I developed the habit of being alone in a daze? Sigh."
Yukinoshita shook her head and sighed.
Wow!You wretched woman—calm down!Hachiman!Be normal, be normal!She came to strike up a conversation suddenly, it must be to test you!
Hikigu Hachiman retorted: "Student Yukinoshita did not give in too much. He has developed the habit of wanting to solve everything by himself. It can be called Superman Yuki."
"..." Yukinoshita Yukino didn't really want to turn over some dirty old accounts, and coughed, "Actually, I want to talk about the entrusted competition of the association."
"Ah? Chitanda's commission has to wait for the result, and the result of the test is still early. At least you have to wait until you come back from the school trip. What else can you ask?" Hikigaya Hachiman nodded casually, his expression suddenly froze, "You ...Could you be talking about me?"
"That's right, Teacher Shizuka Hiratsuka initiated the commission to correct Hikigumi's awkwardness." Yukinoshita Yukino said with a smile, "Hikigu-kun won't really ask Bai-kun to correct you, will he?"
Is it to poach people, develop undercover agents, or instigate Hachiman's rebellion?
Hikigu Hachiman said seriously: "I am loyal to the minister, and the sun and the moon can learn from each other."
Yukinoshita Yukino raised her eyebrows lightly, and analyzed unintentionally: "Then what treatment method will Mr. Bai use? Bloodletting? A drama that sensationalizes the whole school? Take you to the streets to harm passers-by? Or unite with Komachi and take full control Everything about Mr. Qigu..."
Hikigaya Hachiman unknowingly sweated on his forehead, and said deeply: "Loyalty is also negotiable...that's impossible! Yukinoshita-san, the service department can't win against the aid department! The minister wins! "
Why the sudden oath of allegiance?
Yukinoshita Yukino turned her head sharply.
His gaze fell into the corridor of the living room, stuck to the floor, and towards the bathroom door that opened a gap.
Make eye contact.
"Well, that's really a pity."
Yukinoshita Yukino coughed: "Baijun, are you acting in a horror movie at someone else's house? Restrain your acting desire a little bit."
She was about to return to the kitchen, but when she turned around, she saw Hikigaya Komachi also poking her head from the kitchen.
Noticing that he was found, Hikigaya Komachi raised his hand and knocked on the head, hey hey, stuck out his tongue and laughed cutely, and quickly retreated to the kitchen.
"..."
After being speechless for a while, Yukinoshita Yukino walked towards the kitchen.
Hey——will you let me bear the disaster you summoned? !
Under the gaze of the door's eyes, Hikigu Hachiman is restless, and he really shouldn't come out for dinner, the outside world is a horror movie for Hachiman!
The minister is still looking at me!
calm!Hachiman!
Hikigu Hachiman had a flash of inspiration, raised his hand and tapped on the head, hey, squeezed the fish's eyes, smiled awkwardly, and stuck out his tongue like a hanged ghost.
There is an ugly beauty.
The eyes disappeared, replaced by a thumb, and then the gap like the gate of hell closed.
Huh... safe clearance.
Hikigu Hachiman breathed a sigh of relief.
Hikigu-kun, you probably didn't realize that Shirokage is not a neighbor, but lives with you, right?
Before returning to the kitchen, Yukinoshita Yukino glanced back quietly.
Seeds of doubt... The following is omitted.
……
……
Before 11 o'clock, Hikigu Hachiman opened the downstairs door for other people one after another. By the way, he successfully transferred this restless cat to Angelina.
Then fell into a subtle embarrassment of 'I can't do anything'.
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