Hikigu Hachiman stuffed half a hamburger into his mouth, chewed it twice and swallowed it, then stood up and shouted in a high-pitched voice: "I say! Almost..."
"It's so annoying!! Did I talk to you?!"
Yumiko Miura turned her head and scolded angrily, she was clearly angry, her pretty face turned into a Shura due to her anger!
very scary!
"It's almost time to buy a drink, but after thinking about it, let's forget it, anyway, you are busy..."
Hikigaya Hachiman muttered a string of words and shrank back in his seat like a frog scared by a snake.
It's scary, it's like going home...
Damn, why do you make noise when you have nothing to do? You have too much self-awareness, disgusting, disgusting!
Miura Yuiko looked away and saw Yuigahama Yui looking at the inexplicable guy just now. She frowned and said angrily, "What are you looking at? I'm talking to you!"
"Ah, sorry..."
"Again! I don't want an apology! You—"
Yumiko Miura was burning with anger, when suddenly a loud and clear youthful voice sounded outside.
"Please enjoy - "The Maid's Trouble"!"
The gears of the dispute faltered for a moment, and then were stuck by the non-stop, recitation-like voice, unable to continue turning.
"The queen noticed that her personal maid was acting strange recently, so she called the maid to talk."
After introducing the background in one sentence, the voice of the boy's narration disappeared.
A slightly sharp mature female voice appeared.
"Oh! my servant, why didn't you lunch with me these days? Didn't you ride with me? Didn't you open up with me?"
A weak female voice appeared, representing the maid.
Maid: "My queen, please forgive my difficulty."
Queen: "I am your queen, you should obey my orders!"
Maid: "...Sorry."
Queen: "You can't hide it anymore! I've asked many times. Beatrice saw you crying in pain in the kitchen, Steele saw you staggering in the corridor, and Ace, who was in the same room with you, saw you secretly cleaning the bloody dress , count the money!"
Maid: "Excuse me...I...I..."
Queen: "I am your queen! Is it because your family is sick? Is it because your friend is in trouble? Is it because you have been deceived? If you are in trouble for a while, why can't I reach out to rescue you?! Why? Why! You want strangers to tarnish your dignity! You You want to sell your dignity for a price! You want me to be so heartbroken that I can’t sleep peacefully! What broke our love? Could it be this illusory majesty that has been uncovered for you?! If so, you and I will never have a chance (crying)... ..."
Maid: "Hey...I...you are so disrespectful to face, I can't hide it! I—had hemorrhoids recently!"
In the corridor outside the classroom, Yukinoshita Yukino was holding her hands, she was dissatisfied with the other party stopping her from going in and laning, and she was still playing an inexplicable monkey game here, she couldn't help but lean back when she heard the words.
If she laughed here, her image of Kaolin Flower in the eyes of outsiders would be torn apart.
The playwright is vividly interpreting the voice of the weak maid who is broken and broken, spitting out words like beads, and her tone is getting higher and higher, highlighting a self-defeating one: "The disease in the kitchen is cracked, so the painful tears flowed! It was unbearable when I left, so I staggered The dirty blood stained the clothes, so I had to wash them secretly! Counting the money, I want to ask for medicine and doctor! I dare not get close to you, I have no other choice!"
The voice of the maid switched again to the clear narration voice of the boy, who was neither sad nor happy.
"The next day, the queen ordered [-] doctors to perform hemorrhoid surgery on the maid!"
"The full text is over—thank you for your appreciation, and thank you for your support."
Bai Ying raised his hand and arched with a quack air.Improvisation is trivial.
The most extreme embarrassment is that you are singing in the crowd, people come and go but no one pays attention, no matter how noisy it is, it is still so silent.
The group leader's favorite way to train newcomers is to show his hands on the street, Bai Ying would like to call him a master of cultivating social terror.
In the classroom of class F of the first grade next to it, someone laughed, and it spread rapidly like an infectious disease. There were bursts of high and low, straight or twisted, crying and coughing laughter.
For some reason, a chubby student in the crowd was moved and shouted like no one else: "It's amazing! I saw my dream!!"
Yukinoshita Yukino's beautiful face was a little distorted, she was trembling all over, and she pressed her lips tightly.
Hold back!
Shirokage calmly bowed and nodded around, walked around in front of Yukinoshita Yukino, stretched out his right hand, and smiled gracefully.
"What the hell..." Yukinoshita Yukino took a deep breath, trying to suppress her emotions, but her chest would rise and fall from time to time, "What are you doing..."
"You want to laugh."
"No."
"It's okay, I want to laugh too."
After saying that, Bai Ying simply made a funny expression, and the handsome index turned into an amusing index on the spot.
Facts have proved that facial expressions have an inexhaustible impact on a person's appearance. When the facial expression reaches a certain height, whether that person is handsome or ugly has no meaning. The objective fact beyond physical existence will become a spiritual totem , rising slowly, becoming an immortal star.
For example, 'Ah Shit You', for example, 'Really Fragrant'.
"puff--!"
Under the watchful eyes of everyone, Yukinoshita Yukino quickly covered her mouth, still inevitably making an inelegant voice.
She covered her belly and covered her mouth, trembling wildly, as if someone had wiped her face with emotion, she gritted her teeth in a shy smile, annoyed and embarrassing.
Yukino under the snow raised her warm eyes revealing murderous intent, and only saw the back of Bai Ying slipping away.
This guy did it on purpose——!
But running after him or something...
"Cough-cough-!"
Yukinoshita Yukino coughed a few times, with a cold and ruddy face, she scanned the circle with her sharp eyes, and the shadow of a sword, light and sword flashed past, cutting off the laughter and sight.
From the back door, she walked directly into the classroom of class F of the first grade with an aboveboard attitude.
Different from the onlookers outside who just watched an impromptu performance for free, the atmosphere in Class F of the first grade was particularly weird. Many eyes looked at the frozen Yumiko Miura and Yuigahama Yui, with all kinds of suppressed laughter , curious and eccentric emotions...
Yumiko Miura's expression was angry and laughing, with a prominent twist, she raised her hand and slapped the table, glanced across the rest of the class, exuding the aura of an apex predator, and shouted: "Ah—? Is it funny?!"
The warm spring was torn into pieces by the upside-down winter wind.
The onlookers quickly looked away, pretending to be doing their own things.
"puff……"
Miura Yuiko's eyes pierced over, and Yuigahama Yui quickly put away her smile, stood up straight, as well-behaved as a child waiting for the teacher to lecture.
"Huh... that's enough, you baffling guy."
Not knowing who the words were referring to, or both, Yumiko Miura couldn't put on a reprimanding posture, raised her chin, and said angrily: "Tell me, what are your hemorrhoids!"
"Hey!" Yuihama Yui blushed and said angrily, "Yumiko!"
"Ah this..."
Miura Yuiko couldn't help feeling embarrassed, and when she was about to say something, her expression turned cold, and she said in a bad tone, "Yukinoshita Yukino? Is there something wrong?"
"Huh? Xiaoxue?"
Only then did Yuigahama Yui notice the person who came in, and quickly said, "I'm sorry, Xiaoxue, I'm late..."
"Yuhihama-san, since you're late for something, you should explain in advance, right? It's rude to ask someone out without permission and then leave them alone."
Yukinoshita Yukino glanced at Yumiko Miura, looked at Yuigahama Yui and asked, "However, it looks like you're working hard, what's the reason?"
Yuigahama Yui clasped his hands together and said apologetically, "I'm sorry, I don't have Xiaoxue's email address, so I can't do anything if I want to say it..."
"Oh, then it's okay, there is nothing to do if there is an accident occasionally, let's deal with it quickly."
Yukinoshita Yukino was about to leave, ignoring Miura Yuiko's piercing gaze as if no one else was around.
"Hey! It's me talking to Yui!"
Miura Yuiko yelled angrily, but Yukinoshita Yukino was not interested in answering, and was about to leave Class F on her own.
Yumiko Miura was furious, she caught a glimpse of the bento box held by Yui Hihama, as if a flash of lightning flashed in her mind - she understood everything!
The words blurted out: "Yukinoshita Yukino! You are Yui's hemorrhoid?!"
It's quiet now.
Everything is quiet.
Yuigahama Yui watched Yukinoshita Yukino's smile froze.
Yukinoshita Yukino who was about to leave stopped.
Clouds are accumulating in the sky, and the volcano is about to try.
The brat in the carriage stretched out his feet playfully to tease strangers.
Wow!Is this woman an idiot? !
Why start a war? !
Hikigu Hachiman was eating bento, peeping with great interest, and fighting!I love watching women fight!
"Ah? Hey——! Yumiko!!"
Yuigahama Yui stomped her feet like an ant on a hot pot, blushing in embarrassment, and blew the horn of war.
"what……"
Yukinoshita Yukino let out a long sigh full of helplessness and sarcasm, she turned to face Miura Yumiko, brushed her hair aside, and said quickly and gently: "Is your brain unable to understand such a simple drama? Really? It's hard to understand the thinking of apes, and classmate Yubibin invited me to have lunch, but I have to face your persecution here, and the only thing I worry about is that you unilaterally think that I don't like it."
"Your relationship is what makes people restless."
Miura Yuiko was immersed in the astonishment of "what did I say?", and was hurt on the spot, and trembling with anger when she recovered, "You..."
"It's hard to imagine that there are people with such feudal consciousness as you in modern society. Your ecological system that has regressed society for thousands of years is really puzzling. For example, your so-called friends should be something very convenient, right? Ah."
Yukino under the snow has a calm tone, a kind expression, and words like a knife like a sword, just like Dugu Qiubai who is fighting against the heroes of Heshuo before the weak crown, he can be said to be fierce and invincible.
"Xiaoxue..."
Yuigahama Yui yelled in a low voice, with earnest eyes.
Yukinoshita Yukino stopped attacking temporarily, she didn't understand why Yuigahama Yui regarded this relationship as important, but she would not correct it self-righteously.
"You bastard—!"
Yumiko Miura stood up angrily.
"Okay, okay, Yuiko, Yukinoshita, you all stop."
Now filling the center of the male circle, the handsome blond boy, Hayama Hayato, stood up. He grabbed Miura Yuiko, smoothed things over with a wry smile, and gestured to Yuigahama Yui who was caught in the middle with his eyes.
Yumiko Miura endured it with an ugly face.
"I go first."
Yukinoshita Yukino ignored Hayama Hayato, turned her head to Yuigahama Yui and asked, "Can you come over later?"
"Well! Xiaoxue, go to the activity room first, I'll be over in a while."
"it is good."
Yukinoshita Yukino left the classroom, and the atmosphere eased.
Chapter 11 ta does not go to the bathroom with me, there must be someone outside
"..."
Yumiko Miura was sitting on the seat, playing with her mobile phone, her face expressionless, and she didn't say a word.
Yuigahama Yui said timidly: "Actually, I often go to the club recently, and I have some problems with time, so I didn't play with everyone... At noon today, I originally asked Xiaoxue to have lunch..."
Yumiko Miura replied coldly: "Oh."
Yuhihama Yui became even more uneasy when she saw this, she smiled wryly and said vaguely: "What about me... I've always been used to watching other people's faces, talking and doing things... I also know that this habit is very bad... Xiaoxue, Xiaoqi and Xiaobai , are very interesting people, what to say, although Xiaoxue basically does not take the initiative to chat, Xiaoqi will read a book by himself and make strange laughter, Xiaobai is occasionally normal and occasionally abnormal... They are completely different from me... But, that..."
Yumiko Miura breathed out helplessly, and said bluntly, "I don't understand what you're talking about."
"Ahaha, I don't know how to say it... If I have to say it - I envy them and want to be friends with them..."
Yuhihama Yui pulled at a strand of hair that was hanging down in embarrassment.
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