"This, this is not right"
Bai Hua is a little flustered, which is different from the panic of "it's a big joke", but the panic of "going to a friend's house as a guest, and the other party suddenly pats your thigh and says you are in good shape".
"Don't worry, Bai Hua. My hair often looks weird because I practice the method of lightning. At this time, I can only rely on a comb to deal with it. So when it comes to 'combing hair', please don't worry about my skills!"
Jing Zhe was a little proud while talking, probably 'combing hair' is the same as 'cooking', it is also a specialty that Jing Zhe never showed to others when she was living and working in Dali Temple.
"It's not a question of worry or not!"
"It's okay, it's okay, let me be a bosom big sister today, and listen to Bai Hua's troubles, while combing your tail carefully."
Jing Zhe sat next to Bai Hua with a confident look, holding a comb in one hand and reaching out with the other to prepare to rua Bai Hua's tail.
"This is too weird..."
Bai Hua complained in a low voice, although he couldn't reason out how the situation turned out like this, but as the saying goes, "Take advantage of people's soft hands and eat people's short mouths", Bai Hua, who came to Jing Zhe's house every now and then, was really embarrassed to be categorical In a sense, rejecting Jingzhe is a bit similar to the help of O harassment.
Up to now, it can only be regarded as the retribution of her own mouth, Bai Hua closed her eyes and turned her heart, she stretched out her tail that had been tucked up before, and then she was caught by Jing Zhe very naturally.
"Well……!"
Bai Hua gritted her teeth tightly to prevent herself from making any strange noises, and kept sketching the picture of the blue sky, white clouds, birds singing and flowers in her mind, trying to use this method to put herself into the ecstasy mode.
"By the way, Bai Hua, do you want to experience the power of rhythmic thunder?"
Before she had time to empty her mind, Jing Zhe's question made Bai Hua stunned again.
Although I don't know exactly what Jing Zhe was talking about, but it's both 'thunder' and 'rhythm'...
"No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!!"
An electric current crawled through the body in an instant, Bai Hua was completely blown by the electricity, and his tail became fluffy and enlarged 3 times.
"Is this the link that grooming should have!?"
Bai Hua had both physical and descriptive meanings, while Jing Zhe smiled.
"It's okay, this is a normal procedure. Because the hair of the tail is tangled together in some places, it is necessary to use the power of the law of the sword and thunder to completely disperse it!"
"Why do I feel that this has nothing to do with the law... Then what, why don't we just forget about it, Sister Jingzhe?"
The experience of being electrocuted just now made Bai Hua instantly recall that she had a cold before. This Yan Kingdom jurist treated him like a set of Chidori acupuncture. Correspondingly left a brand...
"Trust me, Bai Hua."
Jing Zhe nodded to Bai Hua, and then counted 321
"I have an impression of this line! The last time I said something like this, the person involved was thrown out the next second, woo-woo?"
Before Bai Hua could finish complaining, Jing Zhe put the metal comb on the frizzy tail and combed it down vigorously.
Bai Hua instinctively let out a scream at first, but after he screamed, he suddenly found that the tail did not feel the crackling pain of being electrocuted as expected, but instead had a wonderful and extremely comfortable feeling of relief.
This feeling is like being discovered by the urban management while sleeping under the bridge hole, and being chased for eight blocks. After finally throwing off the urban management, you are sweating. You can also enjoy the comfort brought by the impact of the fountain.
With the Awakening comb back and forth on the tail, Bai Hua also gradually changed from tense and constipated muscles at the beginning, to relaxed and comfortable, and the whole person slowly lay down on the table in front of her.
——Haha... so comfortable...
Bai Hua had a happy expression on her face, and the corners of her mouth unconsciously raised slowly.
However, before Bai Hua had time to enjoy it, Gray Wolf gradually realized that the water temperature was not right.
If Jingzhe's technique at the beginning was to lightly dust the dust with a feather, then with the passage of time, Jingzhe's technique gradually became 'violent'.
The frequency continues to increase, and the intensity becomes stronger——
"Wait, wait a minute—something seems wrong... woof woof woof!?"
Originally, it was just a feeling of comfort like "breeze blowing on the face", but it gradually turned into a "storm" that Bai Hua couldn't resist at all.
"Be patient, the hair at the base of the tail is not easy to fluff with electric current, so it can only be combed with a comb."
"No, it's not about grooming... a little too comfortable--it's going to get weird--"
Accompanied by Jing Zhe's faster and faster metal comb flying up and down, a blue-purple current crackled and crackled from Birch's tail.As for the client, Bai Hua, she couldn't even utter a complete sentence, and could only follow the comb in Jing Zhe's hand.
After a few minutes--
"Okay, the hair is basically completely combed, and then I just need to wipe the conditioner. Although this is what I usually use on the hair, the hair and tail should be similar, so I will wipe it— —Birch?"
Jing Zhe put the metal comb aside, then took out a bottle of milky white hair conditioner and rubbed it in her hands, and asked Bai Hua while rubbing it on Bai Hua's tail.
"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..."
At this moment, Bai Hua's upper body was already slumped on the solid wooden table like a liquid, her tongue was protruding from her mouth, her pair of black-edged and white-haired ears twitched from time to time, and she could only make a sound of unknown meaning.
When Bai Hua finally got up, her face was still flushed.
"I never dreamed that it would be so powerful just to comb my hair..."
While complaining in a low voice, Bai Hua squatted in the corner and covered her face to herself.
"How about it? This is the [Five Thunders Bang Ding Liu hair grooming method] secreted by the Dali Temple in Yan Kingdom. Do you feel the mystery in it?"
I don't know if it's because Bai Hua praised Jing Zhe's superb cooking skills before, but after smoothing Bai Hua's hair, Jing Zhe seemed to deliberately ask for credit and praise this time.
"It's the same as the previous acupuncture. Judging from the name, it doesn't have anything to do with grooming at all... Wow! Well, it's amazing...!"
Bai Hua complained out of strength, but when she saw the tail behind her in the mirror, her blue-gold pupils suddenly widened.
Bai Hua hurriedly turned her head to look at the tail behind her, only to see that the white-gray gradient tail now looks extremely smooth like silk, and when it is twisted, it really has the effect of a Dove advertisement.Even the touch feels like touching precious cloth, which makes people feel happy.
"Although it can be seen that the tail is usually taken care of, it is necessary to be more careful when maintaining it. As the saying goes, there is no rule, if you don't polish it carefully, even an excellent base will become frizzy and split. "
Jing Zhe was very satisfied with Bai Hua's reaction, and of course he did not forget to teach the gray wolf a lesson.
"It's really amazing, Jingzhe!"
Bai Hua continued to twist her tail back and forth, and at the same time felt awe of Yan Kingdom's secret skills from the bottom of her heart.
"Then it's time for the ears."
"……what?"
Bai Hua, who was still flicking her tail a second ago, blinked her eyes after hearing this sentence.
I saw that Jing Zhe didn't know when there were cotton balls, ear picks, tweezers, small combs and other utensils in his hand.
"This is a rare opportunity, let me, Bai Hua, have a taste of the [Wanjun Benleiliu Ear Care Method] also secreted by Yan Kingdom Dali Temple. Although it is the first time for me to practice on furry ears, it should be similar."
"This, this is really free..."
Bai Hua swallowed, he vaguely realized that he might face the most difficult test tonight since he came to Longmen.
Later, according to the residents of the apartment building next door, "at about 8:[-] last night, the dog in the building who didn't know which building kept barking. It's obviously not spring yet. It's really strange."
Chapter 69
"Then let's continue talking about the previous topic."
Novel group 822476505
Still in Jing Zhe's apartment, the high-ranking official of Dali Temple had just packed up the tools he had used to comb Bai Hua's fur and ears, and sat back at the table in the hall.
"what……"
As for Bai Hua, his eyes were a little hollow, he opened his mouth slightly, the tip of his tongue rested on his lower lip, and there was still a trace of crystal saliva at the corner of his mouth.
——Are all the ear pickers in Yan Kingdom monsters...
After getting off work for no reason and being stunned for a set of hair care, Bai Hua only felt that her IQ and consciousness flowed out of her ears.
"What's the matter with the bullying behavior of the Guard Bureau, Bai Hua!"
"Ah... eh?"
The topic re-discussed the "Guardian Bureau", and Bai Hua finally found his soul that had drifted to Lateran. He quickly shook his head to wipe off the hala, and refocused the blue-gold eyes.
"I've actually been investigating the situation of the Guards Bureau before, but maybe it's because Wei Yanwu has already noticed that the information I can get is always very limited. But I can't reveal my identity, because it will Causing them to be aware and respond.”
"Uh……"
Bai Hua's head was covered with cold sweat, he was thinking about whether this Qilin knew how much information was contained in what he just said.
"So, if you can, Bai Hua, please tell me about the Guards Bureau. If these senior police superintendents in charge of power are so corrupt and ineffective, maybe the Guards Bureau in Longmen is worse than the glamorous and majestic appearance Too much!"
Jing Zhe held a pen and paper, and once again assumed the posture of interrogating a prisoner.
"The potted pine trees over there are so beautiful! They are so finely pruned, and there is a sense of vitality at a glance. And it seems that the placement is also very particular. It is a 'welcoming pine', right! Ah, Jingzhe, you just now What are you talking about?"
Bai Hua pretends to be stupid again, hoping that Jing Zhe can get her good intentions this time.
It doesn't matter if you accidentally expose your identity, the problem is that I'm afraid of being fed to deep sea hunters after hearing it!
however……
"Stay focused, Bai Hua. I hope you can provide evidence of the inaction and corruption of the upper management of the Guards Bureau. On the one hand, as the Supervision Department of Dali Temple, I can help you deal with the situation you have encountered. On the other hand, it will also help me Investigation of Longmen."
——Not only did he not restrain himself, but he completely exposed his occupation and purpose! ?
Bai Hua's face was ashes, and it seemed that before Lin Yuxia bought Shen Jiang, he would be stunned by Yan Guo's spies and taken away, at least digging coal underground for a lifetime, and at worst, he would return to this land (1/1).
No... there is one last chance!
"Oh, I see! Jingzhe, you probably want to build a bridge with the Guard Bureau and build your own intelligence system to get first-hand information about the case like me!"
In desperation, Bai Hua suddenly remembered that Jing Zhe also had a setting of "Yan Country Detective", and hurriedly used this aspect to try to fool the past.
however……
"Detective? What detective?"
—Have you completely forgotten the character set that was made up at that time? !
No matter how much she tries to change the topic, Jing Zhe will always continue to be a colander proudly and indulgently.
Or—in fact, this unicorn is not as cute as I imagined, but she has already seen through everything about herself?
Bai Hua thought of another possibility, or rather, this should be the only possibility.
Dali Temple remembers that it is a very powerful legal institution in Yan Kingdom. Although I don't know the specific position of the 'Supervision Department', but the name sounds so awesome, it is definitely not something that ordinary people can enter.
For Jing Zhe to be able to hold important responsibilities in it, the city and experience must be deeper than that of a guy like himself who is unemployed most of the time.
Bai Hua was persuaded by her own reasoning, and she has completely believed in the setting that "Jing Zhe is a hermit who pretends to be ignorant, but is actually wise and foolish enough to see through his underwear".
Of course, what Bai Hua didn't know was that the 'Dali Temple' was not the window for the people of the Longmen Guards Bureau to pay the fines. This political and legal institution basically never encountered double-digit customers every day.
And Jing Zhe, who was in charge of "arranging and adjudicating case files" in Dali Temple, hardly left the office every day.
Although her vision of distinguishing right from wrong is indeed far superior to that of ordinary people, her social skills and the so-called 'city' may not reach the average level.
Bai Hua thinks that Jing Zhe has already seen through everything, so she doesn't need to do these clumsy clown-like behaviors anymore, she just needs to honestly tell the other party what she thinks.
Bai Hua adjusted her more formal sitting posture, her eyes looked at Jing Zhe.
"First of all, I need to apologize to you, Miss Jing Zhe. In fact, the previous complaints about those senior superintendents were more of my unilateral embellishment. The senior superintendents of the Guard Bureau may be weird, but their professional ability Neither self-awareness nor self-awareness can be compared with half-baked people like me."
"Birch?"
Jing Zhe was stunned for a moment, she didn't know why Bai Hua became so serious.
"Secondly—although I am not from Longmen and have just joined the Guard Bureau, I still don't want to use this method to 'leak information'. I can talk to you about the trivial things I encountered at work, and I can occasionally complain about recent incidents. The breakfast charge of the Guard Bureau is too expensive, but I am now a newly promoted operator of the special police team of the Guard Bureau, so... I am sorry to allow me to refuse, I don't want to get involved in the incident between Longmen and Yan Kingdom, and I will not betray both of myself. The Guards Bureau Operator Guidelines that I just recited a week ago."
After Bai Hua finished speaking solemnly, she nodded slightly to Jing Zhe.
"I just want to help you protect your rights and interests... Uh, wait, wait a minute—have you realized, Bai Hua, that I am the person sent by Yan Kingdom to Longmen to collect relevant information!"
Halfway through Jing Zhe's speech, she finally realized the problem, and she asked Bai Hua in a little panic.And Bai Hua was also taken aback by Jing Zhe's "such superb acting skills". After thinking for a few seconds, Gray Wolf finally realized that maybe the unicorn in front of him was not very wise and stupid, but really...somewhat ignorant of the world.
"Could it be that you haven't realized Jing Zhe all this time!?"
"I thought you were an idiot, Bai Hua, so I didn't pay much attention to this aspect..."
"Who is an idiot! I tried so hard to change the subject just now, but you completely ignored me! I thought you already knew that I knew your identity, so you used this method to let me have a quick showdown! "
"Eh!?"
Jing Zhe was taken aback, and her hair, which was completely unaware of the situation, stood up slowly as if an electric current had passed through it.
But no matter what, I thought that the other party knew the Bai Hua that I knew, and didn't know that the other party didn't know the Jing Zhe that I didn't know. "Suspicion" to resolve.
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After revealing Jing Zhe's real identity in an inexplicable way, the two finally reached the stage of heart-to-heart communication.
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