Lord Witch, please don't resurrect me again!

But Leoric has a very puzzled place: why don't you ride a horse and run?Leoric didn't ride a horse because he couldn't find Mortread, and this guy's own horse was next to him, and he "passed the horse gate three times without entering". Sword" came.Leoric was shocked by the opponent's mentally handicapped operation!

Speaking of which, where did that idiot Murtready go?Good horse, come out quickly, I want to ride you.

At this moment, Mortredy rushed out sideways!The guy yelled "Leoric, I'm here to help you!" and went straight to Torah Chuang.Torah is desperate to run for his life, but will he notice a wild horse rushing from the side?So Mortredy kicked Tola's waist with a "bang", and the black armored knight screamed and fell to the ground.

Damn, this idiot finally found the right person!Leoric hurried up, riding on the black armored knight, stuck the dagger into the seam of the armor on his neck, and said, "Don't move, if you move again, I will kill you!"

Leoric saw that this knight was wearing good armor and carrying a good horse. He probably had a high status and could be caught alive.But I didn't expect that this guy didn't resist at all, and was directly paralyzed by me!I don't have a chance to use my new skills.

At this moment, the knight named Torah gasped and said, "You...are you a human or a ghost?"

Leoric said, "It's none of your business, Jiba? Either human or ghost can kill you."

"Oh."

Thinking of this incident, Tola felt relieved, yes, it doesn't matter if he is a human or a ghost?I can't live anyway.Ah ha ha ha ha ha……

"No no no no, please let me go! I'm still young and I don't want to die!"

Leoric said, "You take off the helmet first."

"Okay ok, uh... not good."

"Not good?" The knife in Leoric's hand was a little harder, "Is it good?"

"Okay, okay!" Tora coaxed.

Then he went to remove his helmet, which was buckled tighter than the anti-theft door.

From just now, Leoric has been very curious about this guy's appearance. From the moment he appeared on the stage to now, he hasn't taken off his helmet, and he hasn't even lifted his visor.Leoric imagined this guy's face, which should be eight points similar to Li Kui, and the remaining two points are green-skinned orcs.

However, the moment he took off his helmet, Leoric was immediately stunned.

"Are you fucking kidding me?"

Chapter No.16, Next: Are you a diva?

Hidden in the helmet is a delicate little face of a young girl. She looks to be fourteen or fifteen years old and has not yet fully developed.She has emerald eye pupils, golden braids, and a pair of pointed elf ears. She looks very cute with a frightened and shy expression.

"Uh, please don't stare at me like that... I'm a little shy." The moment he took off the helmet, Tola's voice changed from a rough man to a delicate girl.

Leoric was a little suspicious of reality. He said, "Wait a minute, how the hell did you wear this armor? You have such a delicate and beautiful face. Could it be that you are two meters tall and can run a horse on your shoulders?"

The elf girl looked happy and said, "Hey? Is my face very delicate?"

"Answer my question!" said Leoric's knife, thrusting it forward.

"Wow! Don't stop, it's about to bleed!" The elf girl said quickly, "Well, how do you explain this..."

Leoric raised his eyebrows and said, "Don't explain, just take off the upper armor and let me see."

The girl took a breath and exclaimed: "Ah? But I didn't wear it inside..."

Leoric grinned, "Then take off the armor on your lower body as well!"

"Hey!?"

With the knife resting on her neck, she had no room to bargain, so she could only take off her armor obediently.She first unbuttoned a few buttons of her jacket, and then reached for the mechanism at her waist...

"Enough, not enough!"

Indeed, it is very troublesome for heavy armored knights to put on and take off their armor, and they are usually served by a servant.What's more, it is really inconvenient for her to be ridden by Leoric now.

The elf girl asked: "Well, Mr. Human, can you help me? I have a button on my back that is not easy to handle..."

Leoric grabbed her neck with one hand and the knife in the other, unable to free his hand.What if the guy suddenly counterattacked after putting down the knife?In a flash of inspiration, Leoric said, "Oh, Mortready! Come and help."

Mortredy came over and asked, "Why?"

"Mortrready, I'll get her up, and you'll undo the button for her."

"I don't have hands!"

"Don't you have teeth? Hurry up!"

From the perspective of ordinary people, it was Leoric who suddenly learned to bray, and then the horse followed suit.However, this elf girl has some common sense of magic and witchcraft, and she knows that this is bestialism!The elf girl looked at this scene in surprise, she thought to herself: This man is communicating with animals?Is he Drew?It's not that only high elves can be Drew, and from what the princess said, there is only one Drew in the entire village now.How does this human understand horse language?

Wait, is he really human?

Thinking of Leoric's return from the dead, she had doubts in her heart: This man... doesn't seem to be human!

After a while, with Mortread's help, Leoric succeeded in removing the elf maiden's armor.However……

"Didn't you wear it?" Leoric said angrily, "It's obviously very tight!"

"I mean, I didn't wear any clothes inside!" The girl with only unlined clothes hugged her knees and muttered in a low voice, "This is home clothes. I was in a hurry when I came out today, and I forgot to change inside."

Not interesting.

The elf girl who had removed her armor and weapons was no longer a threat to Leoric, so Leoric changed his posture and sat next to her, holding a knife against her waist.

Leoric saw that the girl was only fifteen or sixteen years old, and her height could not be more than 155cm, unless she was walking on stilts to wear this two-meter-high armor.He asked, "How did you do it?"

"It's like this. I'm actually a puppet master. I can control puppet knights to fight for me."

Leoric had heard of this kind of magic, and said, "But don't the puppet masters hide in the dark and control them remotely?"

The girl scratched her head embarrassingly, and said, "I also want to control it remotely, but I... am too good at it."

"what?"

She lowered her head, twirled her two fingers, and said in a low voice: "My magic fluctuations are relatively unstable. If it exceeds one meter, I can't control it. I simply put myself inside the puppet and operate it. But, I The total amount of magic power and the precision of magic power are not bad, so the puppets controlled are very powerful, hehe!"

In other words, it has been converted from a puppet master to a Gundam pilot! ?

Leoric rubbed his chin and thought: This thing is quite interesting. People operate the armor through magic inside the armor. If this little girl is more powerful, can she drive Gundam?

Leoric wondered what to do with the chick, bring her back for questioning, and let the enemy pay for her.According to the rules, whoever captures the captives can take [-]% of the ransom, and the remaining [-]% goes to the army.Knights in heavy armor are expensive no matter where they are, Leoric thought: Why don't you trade her for money, earn some money and spend it.

He asked, "I said, is your captive worth anything? How much will the barbarian lord give you in exchange?"

This is actually the same as asking the watermelon owner: "Is your melon sweet?" The other party must say sweet, which is nonsense.The captive must brag about his worth, or he will be torn apart?However, something unexpected happened, and Miss Serrawi actually said, "That...maybe he won't redeem me."

"Huh? You seem to be quite valuable."

"Sorry, half-blood elves are temporary mercenaries, and they are not in the same system as barbarian warriors. We only have a little military salary and no other welfare guarantees."

"This is so chilling! Isn't it just a temporary worker?"

It seems that this guy is worthless, so it's useless to take it back.

"Then do you know any useful information?" Leoric asked again whether the watermelon is sweet or not?

Then the chick said again, "Don't know."

"really do not know?"

"I really don't know!" Her head was shaking like a rattle.

Leoric said angrily: "Then I will tear up my ticket!"

"Ah don't stop! That, although I don't know any information, but I ... I ... I don't want to die, oh oh ..." She cried.

It's not impossible to let her go, but this deal is too bad, right?

Suddenly, Leoric had an idea and thought: No, I want to let the tiger go back to the mountain!In this way, won't she seek revenge on me?How the hell did I forget, I want to die!The matter of seeking revenge is different from buying murder to kill. Buying murder to kill is a "disguised suicide" of a person at a fixed time and place, but the time and place of the enemy's revenge are all random, and it may suddenly come out of the sky. The car "click!" killed me, it must be considered an accidental death.

So Leoric said clearly: "Do you want to seek revenge on me?"

The elf was taken aback, shook his head quickly, and said, "No, no, no! As long as you let me go back alive, I will pray for you every day, and wish you a long life!"

Leoric said quickly, "Don't!"

"I certainly will!"

"It's absolutely impossible!"

……

Leoric tried hard and soft, but he couldn't make the little girl feel revenge on him.He thought to himself: No, I want to change my mind, for example... insult her?

Leoric felt that this idea was feasible, and then he thought about it: first of all, the insult should not be too rough, otherwise she will have a psychological shadow on me, let alone seeking revenge, maybe she will run away when she sees me in the future.And because of modern people's legal concepts and his personal XP, Leoric didn't have any idea about this little girl's film that was so flat that even a level was put to shame.

In short, we must control the scale so that she hates me but cannot be afraid of me.

After some deliberation, Leoric said, "Let me ask you a few things first."

"As long as you don't kill me, it's fine."

Leoric said, "What's the name of the head of your family?"

"Uh, you mean our queen? The queen of the half-blood elves, Shanila Diamond."

"Where's the second in command?"

"Ed Levin, the old regent and part-time scholar tower elder, is also called Ed the Immortal."

Leoric nodded and said, "Okay, is it their intention that you elves seek refuge with the barbarians?"

"Yes."

"And you, what's your name?"

The elf girl said: "My pseudonym is Tola, but my actual name is...uh, Seravi."

OK, that's it.

Then Leoric cleared his throat, suddenly switched to Elvish, and said, "Then you have a message for the Elven Queen?"

Elvish?The elf girl whose real name was Seravi was stunned for a moment, thinking: Why does this guy speak Elvish language again?Moreover, he still speaks High Elvish!

Wait, I failed High Elvish!I don't understand!

Leoric exchanged his life for the truth about language. He is proficient in almost all languages ​​on this continent, even the unpopular dialects are no exception.He now has a complete set of High Elvish and other Elvish languages ​​in his mind. The High Elvish that Leoric understands is a very compelling language. Since he wants to insult people, he should use their most noble language to speak the most powerful language. Ruthless swearing, this is the only way to have an effect.

Leoric continued, "First of all, Elf Queen, listen carefully."

"You are obviously noble elves, but you have colluded with the barbarians. The elves have degenerated to this point. It can be said that you don't want your face!"

"What are the barbarians? They can't even write, they eat raw food, ah, there are orcs, goblins, and a lot of monsters and ghosts. When these things are mixed together, they are barbarians. What do barbarians do? Burning, killing and looting are all evil, don’t the elves claim to be superior to others? How come they are with the barbarians?”

"What are you drawing? Ah? What are you drawing?"

"They are all hundreds or thousands of years old, but when they are old, they will lose all face!"

"This time flattering the barbarians, will you kneel down to the demons next time? It's more than embarrassing, it's simply losing power and humiliating the country! I've never seen such a shameless elf. But if you still have a little bit of elf pride, now You should commit suicide on the spot, don't live, die!"

Selavi didn't understand what he said, and he probably felt that Leoric was scolding her and these elves.However, the high elf language was too elegant and noble, and it was difficult for her to be sure that these words were curse words.

After saying something, Leoric always felt that this was not tasteful, it was too civilized, and not cruel enough.Leoric had an idea again, there it is!

He cleared his throat and said, "O Fairy Queen..."

"You are the Diva!"

"Remember what I said, I'll scold you on Wild Wolf City Avenue, and I'll wait for you right here! Come here, and I'll give you a slap in the face!"

"Queen of the Elf, look at those valuables you received. And you, you are the only one who wants to arrest me, who is not human or ghost, oh. Don't let me see you on the street of Wild Wolf City. If you see your crown, you must If you pull it off, you must hit your face!"

"I'm telling you, Elf Queen, I've arrived in Wild Wolf City, and I've appointed you to eat without your good fruit, remember it!"

"And what about Ed the Immortal! Look at you, the boss, you and this chick named Serawi, you two seem to be two idiots! Remember, you two are Haier brothers Ah, that Shuke and Beta, you are nothing, remember!"

"You are the younger brother of the younger brother!"

"The younger brother!" Leoric said, pointing his little finger upside down.

Then Leoric asked Serawi, "Serrawi, do you remember?"

"Uh, roughly remember."

"Repeat?"

Seravi tried to retell what Leoric said just now based on memory. Although she failed the High Elven Language subject, after all, she had learned a little, so she could barely retell.Leoric corrected as he listened, and then asked her to recite everything he had just said until she could speak it all fluently.

"Okay, let's go!" Leoric said in ordinary Elvish language,

"Huh? Can I go?"

"Yes, let's go!" Leoric waved his hand and said angrily on purpose: "Get lost! You shameless elves."

Serawi didn't bother to ask him what was going on, he didn't even want his own armor, and hurried to ride a horse.At this time Leoric suddenly said: "Wait!"

"Sir, what other orders do you have?"