Lord Witch, please don't resurrect me again!

It's about Leoric's Lava Cannon.

The fact that Leoric captured two lava cannons from the Raven King is now well known.After all, Lao Li took this cannon all the way from Wild Wolf City to Bachelor City, and the enemies who bombed were terrified.It is impossible for Kuman, who pays attention to intelligence, not to know about this matter.

At the beginning, Kuman thought of several ways to deal with the lava cannon.

The first way is to besiege the city - I will not attack and force you to surrender, even if you have a hundred lava cannons, it is useless!Cannons can't be eaten!However, this method has been bankrupt, so I won't mention it.

The second way is to use a crow to quietly destroy the lava cannon. The crow can airdrop some caustic poison to quietly destroy the cannon, just like it destroyed Leoric's granary before.However, ever since the granary was attacked, Leoric has been very careful about these crows, so this method will definitely not work.

The third way is to go up!This method is based on the success of the siege tactics, the high morale of our army, and the low morale of the people on the plateau.At that time, Kuman will let the "good friends" form a death squad, take the lead in the first battle, and lead other soldiers forward, so that the warriors can charge up with the cannon, and let the dragon men and dragon knights fly up the city wall and destroy those cannons.And attacking from all sides, Leoric only needs two cannons to defend the two walls at best. This firepower is definitely not enough. My warriors will definitely be able to capture the city.Besides, don't I have a cannon?Kuman also has cannons, and there are more than a dozen of them, but the power, accuracy and range are not as good as the lava cannon, which is a bit disadvantageous to the bomb.But when it comes to the full-scale offense, these flaws are harmless.

But now our soldiers are exhausted, hungry and cold, and morale is even lower. It is estimated that when the cannon fires, people will be frightened.How can I fight this?

Just when Kuman was at a loss, the old butler Sauna Hazhuo suddenly lifted the curtain and walked in, saying, "My lord, I'll heat the water for you."

"Oh, good." Kuman nodded and continued to read the tactical notes.

The butler took a look and said, "Could it be that your lord has encountered some difficulties? Can you talk to the old servant?"

The butler is also one of Kuman's "good friends", and he is a more loyal one. Kuman didn't mind sharing it with him, so he said casually: "Leoric has two lava cannons on the city wall. The thing is powerful, but it makes noise when it moves, it is very troublesome!"

Sauna Hazhuo slowly poured hot water into the tub, making sure that it would not splash out and burn Kuman.He nodded and seemed to be lost in thought. After a while, Sauna Hadro said: "I've heard of the lava cannon. It's very powerful, but it's a 'glass beauty'. It breaks when you touch it. something?"

Kuman said, "Yeah, that thing is pretty perishable."

"Oh..." The old butler pondered for a while, then suddenly muttered, "Maybe I can help you."

"You?" Kuman looked sideways, "Tell me."

Sauna Hazhuo smiled and said: "I'll just talk about it casually. Don't worry about it, my lord. If the old slave is wrong, just treat me as farting!"

Kuman laughed and said: "We are good friends! Don't be so polite, come, I allow you to kiss my face." He said and put his face together. For "good friends", kissing Kuman Master Man's face is supremely glorious.

Hearing this, the old butler quickly said excitedly: "Thank you, sir!" He picked up Kuman's bearded rough face and gnawed on it.

What a fucking disgusting old man, Cuman thought, but it also shows that he is very loyal to me, his heart is already mine, and he is crazy about me.

After the kiss was over, Cuman said to him, "Now, you can tell me your solution, and I'll listen."

The butler said seriously: "Yes, my lord, this method is very simple, please send me to Wild Wolf City in the name of negotiation, and I will dismantle those cannons!"

Kuman was stunned for a moment, then laughed dumbfounded, and said, "You are a bad old man...ah no, an old butler, how are you going to dismantle Leoric's cannon? You know, even if I can send you into the city, You will also be taken care of by Leoric's people all the time, and even put on shackles, you can't walk a step away. Hmm...but you are very courageous, and you are indeed my good friend."

Saunaha Zhuo laughed a few times, and said, "Damn! I have been with the Crow King for so many years, and I have learned a little bit—you can see this."

As he said that, the old butler actually found a little mouse out of his sleeve.

Kuman frowned and asked, "What is this?"

Sauna Hazhuo smiled and said: "This is a spirit mouse, just like your blood crow, it can listen to my commands! It was your uncle Crow King who valued me back then, and wanted to teach me some skills to control crows, but I have limited talent and control If you can't get rid of those black immortals, you can only hook up with the little black immortals (Note)."

Note: Hei Daxian and Hei Xiaoxian refer to crows and mice respectively, commonly known by barbarians.

As he said that, the little mouse ran around the edge of Kuman's bathtub, very nimbly. Kuman looked into the eyes of the mouse, and could feel the aura in the eyes of the little beast, just like his crow.

At this time the butler said: "Leoric is guarded against crows, but can he still be guarded against mice? At that time, I will hide some witch doctor poison on Xiaoxian's body, and when I enter the city, let him Xiaoxian is going to destroy his cannon quietly! When the time comes, just watch!"

"Really? Can you really do it?"

The butler raised his thumb and said with a smile, "I'm not a braggart! You see!" Then he whistled, and the mouse turned somersaults on the edge of the bathtub, holding the big top. Seeing how vigorous and agile it was, it was enough to Play with the most sophisticated cats.

"good good good good!"

This is truly a gift from the Father!I finally got lucky for a while!Kuman stood up excitedly, and said: "Okay, okay! You are indeed my good friend. As long as you can destroy the cannon, my siege will be stable! Old housekeeper, you served my uncle for the first half of your life, and the second half of your life. I am really a model of a loyal minister, I should write a book and write a biography for you, ah, I will ask a poet to write a long poem for you after I finish the battle, and when the battle is over... Ah! Steward, steward!" Kuman suddenly covered his mouth Holding his chest, with tears in his eyes, he said loudly: "But if you do this, Leoric will definitely find out! If you do this, your life will be lost!"

The housekeeper also cried, and he said: "I have no intention of coming back alive after I went! For your lord's career, for your lord! My old life is dead, I can't go with Lao Wang, it's already a lifetime. What a pity, now, let me offer this old life for you, and it will be regarded as my reputation of loyalty!"

"A good friend! A good housekeeper! A good conscience!" Kuman yelled three times, and then burst into tears.

At this time, good friends from outside all came over after hearing the sound, seeing the miserable state of the two master and servant crying, they didn't understand why.At this time, Kuman explained the reason to them in a few words, and then said: "You should all learn from this, this is the model of a good friend!" Then Kuman wiped away his tears, and shouted: "Damn Leo Rui Ke! My friends and I have been forced to such an extent that when I capture Wild Wolf City, I must eat you to the bone and scum! When I pull you into shit, I will take you to worship my goodness Friend, good housekeeper, Sauna Hajo!"

Sauna Hazhuo said loudly: "My lord, my death is worth it!"

"A good friend!"

"My lord!"

The two hugged each other and wept with sincerity, it can be said that those who heard it wept, and those who saw it were sad!Other good friends were also affected by this atmosphere, and the whole tent burst into tears, the scene was very scary.

Early the next morning, Kuman personally delivered Sauna Hazhuo to the gate of Daying. He handed a letter to the housekeeper, choked up and said: "My good friend, this is the last time we meet! This letter is written by me. My 'negotiation book', with big seal and signature on it, can help you deceive Leoric. But, just say goodbye, I will never see you again! Good friend, I can't bear you!" Ku Man said and kissed the old housekeeper's forehead vigorously.Sauna Hazhuo gently pushed him away and said, "My lord, I should go!"

One person, one mouse, one flagon!Sauna Hazhuo went to Wild Wolf City alone. The early sun was shining, and his figure was long. The rickety old man exuded brilliance like a giant.Kuman and other "good friends" saw him off with tears in the back. They were moved by the butler's loyalty and wept emotionally watching his resolute and thin back.

However, if any "good friend" sees the butler's face at this time, he will be shocked by his smug smile!

The butler's steady pace turned into a brisk trot. Even though the knife-like northwest wind was blowing on his face, his face was flushed and full of vigor!

"King Leoric, wait for me, I'm coming!"

This is exactly: the wind is rustling, the water is cold, and the strong man gets wider as he walks!

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Chapter 290: Leoric took out the strange thing

Wolf City, the city residence——

"Two or five!"

The Crow King slapped Sauna Hazhuo to the ground, pointed at his nose and cursed: "You son of a bitch! You fucking bastard!" The Crow King learned this from Leoric, "How can you even You betrayed too? I didn’t treat you badly in Shenzhi City back then! Don’t I have a servant with backbone around me? Sauna Hazhuo, I’m very sad!”

Sauna Hazhuo knelt on the ground and cried, "Misunderstanding, misunderstanding! My lord, I have lied to Kuman because I am wholeheartedly devoted to you. I came to look for you in Wild Wolf City!"

"Fart your mother!" The Crow King wanted to beat him, but was held back by the Northern Border King, and Tagesus laughed and said, "Crow! Didn't you always say that people on the grassland respect the strong? Is it? Then it is a wise move for you, an old housekeeper, to come to serve the real strong man! What's more, the two of you are old friends, and it is not a good thing to be reunited here? Don't be angry."

"You know what! Get lost!" The Crow King shook off Uncle Ta's arm, and then began to sulk and smoke.

Leoric and the others watched from the sidelines and couldn't help laughing.This morning, Kuman's confidant, the steward of God Finger City, suddenly came to Wild Wolf City with a letter, saying that he wanted to negotiate.Leoric saw that he was an old man with nothing on his body, so he let him up in a hanging basket, wanting to see what this guy was up to.Unexpectedly, the old butler was getting old, maybe a little osteoporosis, and when he saw Leoric "thump", he knelt down and cried, "King Leorick! I can see you!" Then came He scolded Kuman, saying that he eats meat, is insane, and uses weird sorcery to control people's hearts; He never had a chance to escape.So he made a bad move, tricked Kuman, and came to seek refuge with King Leoric.

But having said that, Leoric didn't dare to believe him casually.What if this guy came in to sabotage?After a little thought, Leoric invited the Crow King and said, "Do you know this man? He said he came to seek refuge with me..."

Then there was the scene just now.

Leoric pulled the Crow King over and asked him, "Brother Crow, you put out your cigarette first, and I'll ask you something."

"Why?" The Crow King knocked on the cigarette bag.

Leoric asked: "Has this butler been with you for many years? What do you think of this man?"

King Leoric asked him personally, and the Crow King didn't dare to be negligent, so he pondered a little and said, "This steward is a clever man. I beat and scolded many servants around me except him, but he didn't commit any crimes." Mistake, I really like it..." Having said this, the Crow King gritted his teeth and cursed: "But this bastard is actually a rebellious cub..."

"Oh, why did you narrow the road?" Leoric persuaded him, "Kuman, who was betrayed, didn't betray you! Besides, what kind of cub is Kuman, don't you know? This kind of person Cruel, tyrannical, and moody, naturally they cannot win people's loyalty. This loyalty depends on the servant on the one hand, and the master on the other hand! Besides, don't you need a servant to serve you now? When you come back and fight, I will How about returning this old slave to his old master?"

The Crow King now has "three souls in one", no different from a living person, he has a higher pursuit of life, and really wants a servant.Hearing this, the Crow King couldn't help but nodded, and said, "Forget it, this old man has a good eye for things, he knows how to deal with people, especially he can observe the current situation, he can be regarded as a useful servant."

"Then do you think he might be a spy sent by Kuman?"

"Well..." Hearing this, the Crow King fell into deep thought, and immediately said: "Probably not, this old guy is greedy for life and afraid of death, and he would never dare to do such a decapitation. Put him to the test."

"How to test?"

"Didn't this guy say that he followed Kuman all day? Then you can ask him about Kuman's affairs. On the one hand, he can find out the truth, and on the other hand, he can also collect some information..."

The Crow King hadn't finished speaking when the old steward suddenly said loudly: "Your Majesty, and my lords! I came to seek refuge with you today, and I brought not only this old bone, but also many gifts! For example, Here I have Kuman's tactical strategy for attacking Wild Wolf City, do you want to take a look?"

Leoric said: "Oh? There is such a thing, show it to me."

However, the old housekeeper didn't reach out to take out anything, but knocked on his head, and said with a smile: "It's all here, sir, if you want to hear it, I'll recite it for you!"

"Okay, let's talk about it in detail, I will listen to it."

……

Kuman stood on the watchtower and watched Wild Wolf City.

It has been three days and three nights since the butler went in. If it succeeds, it is already done now. If it fails, it is probably already cold.

Kuman plans to attack the city in the next few days, so recently he has been asking shamans to mobilize the army to boost morale; he himself has been holding meetings with good friends, taking baths, washing feet, eating, drinking, Sleeping, listening to his speeches, chanting scriptures together, and lashing ourselves together, in order to increase the willpower of everyone's cohesion.

However, although everyone shouted slogans loudly on the surface, they were very empty in their hearts.As a result, there was a gloomy mood in the camp. Everyone's face was covered with a layer of dust, and they felt suffocated and powerless wherever they walked.

In the past few nights, there will always be people crying, and from time to time the crying will join together. In order to prevent the camp scream from happening again, Kuman issued a military order, "The night cryer will be killed"; there have been many deserters recently, and even one The centurion fled with the troops led by the establishment. For this reason, the warlord killed many people every day, and several whips were broken.

Kuman was also tormented by this sense of powerlessness. He felt the icy blood in his body getting colder and colder, which made him more eager for hot water, hot food, especially a piece of hot human flesh!

Human flesh is different from the meat of other livestock. Human flesh contains more magic power, which allows Kuman to suppress the poisonous blood in his body.

At this moment, he was extremely eager to stew Leoric into a pot of rotten meat, and also, the pair of fox mother and daughter who betrayed the prairie people!Kuman wanted to eat them alive, cut their flesh with a knife while they were alive, and let them watch themselves being eaten.

The blood crow in the sky was screaming, Kuman raised his head, he felt the excitement in the crow's voice, this kind of cry is unusual, there must be some good news!

Just as he expected, two Crow's Eye priests shouted from outside the door at the same time, one said: "My lord, there is good news from the rear!" The other said: "My lord, there is information in Wild Wolf City!" Then the two broke into the door of the tent at the same time, and one person's left foot touched the other's right foot, so the two priests fell together in embarrassment with a "plop".

How decent!If usual, Kuman would definitely punish this rude guy.But today he didn't have such thoughts, he walked up quickly and said, "Quickly tell me, what's the matter!"

The first priest said: "The food in the rear will arrive tonight! The crows said that the Senna River and the Valley River in the north are frozen because of this severe winter. Our troops can cross these two rivers, greatly The time from the rear to the front has been shortened! Tonight, we will be able to eat new food!"

Kuman laughed until his face was cracked, and said, "Okay, that's great! This is really a blessing from the heavenly father! A big reward, both you and them will be rewarded!"

"Thank you sir!"

At this time, another priest couldn't wait to say: "My lord, there is also good news in Wolf City! The crows found that Leoric moved the lava cannon from the city wall, and then transported it to a blacksmith's shop in the back street. dismantled..."

"Removed? Are you sure?"

"It's true, it was disassembled into a bunch of parts! Now our crow is still watching..."

Oh, I guess the old butler succeeded!Broke the cannon, Leoric is fixing it!

"Explore and report again!"

"Yes!"

After half an hour, the Crow's Eye Priest ran back and said, "It's broken, it's broken!"

Kuman was startled, "What's broken?"

"The lava cannon is broken!" said the priest loudly. "The crows saw a pile of parts coming out of the blacksmith's shop, and at the same time some crows saw Leoric's very rare rage, whipping the soldiers guarding the cannon! We speculate that the old The steward may have succeeded."

"Ah!" Kuman yelled, his heart was already full of joy, but he wiped the corner of his eyes and cried, "What about the butler? Is he still alive?"

The priest shook his head and said, "I didn't see him."

"My good friend!" Kuman burst into tears. "Tell everyone this news, let them come and kowtow to the loyal Sanhadro, and cry with me!"

"Yes, my lord!"

When the two priests left, the tears on Kuman's face disappeared immediately, and then he laughed grinningly, thinking: Heavenly Father help me, Heavenly Father help me!Now that there is food and grass, and the Leoric cannon is destroyed, what do I have to be afraid of?

"Pass down my order, kill cattle and sheep tonight to sacrifice to heaven, and tomorrow morning, we will launch a general attack on Wild Wolf City!"

……

Wild Wolf City, inside the city lord's mansion——

"I'll apologize to you brothers first, everyone has suffered!" Leoric said and saluted the soldiers who were whipped.

The soldiers who had just performed the bitter trick were flattered, and one of the older veterans said: "You can't do it! Commander, it is our honor to be beaten by the commander! Besides, if you keep your strength, it doesn't hurt at all." A young man said: "That's right! We are here for the Northern Expeditionary Army, in order to win the battle. What's wrong with being whipped a few times? It doesn't matter!"

Leoric said to the officer on the side: "Give them five gold coins each, a roast chicken, two scones, a jug of good wine, and let Fu take good care of them. Remember, avoid the eyes and ears of crows, and don't go outside. Go make a statement."

"Thank you Marshal, we remember!"

"Let's go."

The few soldiers who had played tricks followed to receive the reward.At this moment, Shia asked, "Leoric, you dismantled the cannon and beat up the soldiers. You can probably fool Kuman's eyeliner. But you have to know that this cannon is easy to dismantle, but it's hard to put it back together." Difficult! If Kuman takes the opportunity to fight over, we may have no cannons to use."

Leoric waved his hand and said, "The lava cannon is already a weapon of the previous era. I didn't intend to use it at all. After I use it up this time, I plan to donate it to General Akkad."

"I have something better to serve Kuman!"

……

In the early morning of the next day, Blood Crow Kuman's 12 troops assembled outside the Wolf City.Kuman personally led 5 people to attack the north, 2 people on each of the other three sides to contain the enemy's forces, and the last 1 people were used as a reserve team to support depending on the situation.

The north is the main battlefield of Kuman, and it is also the side that controls the battle.Kuman invested the most elite troops here, and all the siege engines were deployed here.

At this moment, under the Wolf City, 5 people formed a mighty formation, surrounded by Kuman's siege engine and pushed forward.Looking from a high altitude, you can see a sea of ​​people, and the soldiers are pushing towards the Wild Wolf City like a huge wave.They finally had a full meal last night, and heard that Leoric's "lava cannon" had become a pile of scrap iron. The soldiers were even more excited. The barbarian soldiers had suppressed it for almost two months, and the backlog of emotions in their hearts All broke out at this moment——Leoric?What a big deal!Isn't he just a highlander?When Lao Tzu went south to hunt Caogu, he killed so many people on the plateau that they couldn't count on two hands.The warriors of the steppe are invincible!

Drums beating and horns blaring.Kuman chanted the scriptures of the Heavenly Father of the Tukalu tribe loudly, in order to inject strength into the "good friends", and those "good friends"-that is, the leaders and generals of the major tribes, also sang along, so the soldiers Followed by shouting.Kuman's army broke out with a terrifying momentum, and the sound was wrapped in the north wind, making the land permeated with murderous aura.

The crows were circling in the sky, and these red-eyed crows, like Kuman's army, hadn't had enough to eat for a long time.This made the already bloodthirsty Blood Crow even crazier.They hovered in the air, screamed, and watched every move in the wolf city.

Kuman is different from those reckless generals who always like to take the lead in charging. He always stands in the safest rear. In his opinion, what a leader needs most is an overview of the overall situation, decisive judgment and a calm mind. Rather than bravery.For things like boosting morale, let the "good friends" do it, and he doesn't have to take the risk.