Lord Witch, please don't resurrect me again!

After a while, Shia said, "Okay, open your eyes."

"Yeah." Leoric opened his eyes and saw that Shia had already put on her clothes.She rolled the socks into balls and stuffed them in her pockets.

At this time, Shia was still very nervous, she looked around the messy house: empty wine bottles, various clothes, boots, broken water glasses... She said: "No, I want to clean this place, Otherwise, it will be bad for others to see it.”

She said and lifted the quilt, but unexpectedly, there was a new discovery.

"Leoric!" Her tone was as if she had discovered a new world, "I'll ask you one more thing, please don't laugh."

"Tell me." Leoric almost couldn't hold back his laughter, after all, he didn't have a relationship with Fragment.

Shia's expression was as if she had seen a ghost. She opened her eyes wide and asked very nervously: "I can understand suspenders, two are fine, but why is there a rein on the bed?"

"Did you forget what you said last night?"

"What did I say last night?" Shia felt her neck itch, and subconsciously stretched out her hand to scratch it.

Ok?

Why is there a red mark on my neck?

Finding a red mark on her neck, she suddenly remembered what happened last night.

It was said that it was late at night, but the two vigorous people were still not having fun. They tried almost everything they could try.Suddenly there was the sound of horses in the distance. It turned out to be cavalry patrolling at night.At this moment, Shia looked out of the window, and a wonderful thought came to her alcohol-controlled brain.

She said to Leoric...

"Leoric, I want you to treat me like Mortread treats his pony—that's what you said, Shia." Leoric repeated relentlessly.

Shia looked terrified and said, "Then you brought the reins?"

Leoric said with a "sorry" face, and said with a smile: "You went to get it yourself. In fact, you also took a horsewhip, so I stopped it. The whip is too hard, I'm afraid you won't be able to bear it."

Shia's expression was already on the verge of collapse, and she said, "Did I wear clothes at the time?"

Leoric said, "I put it on for you—don't worry, it's dead of night and no one will see."

"Oh, that's okay..."

"No, not at all."

"My life may be over."

"I am a disgrace to the Lei Kui family."

It's also social death, but Shia's performance is more restrained.

She didn't say a word, didn't cry or make a fuss, she found a rope very quietly, and put it on the beam...

"Come down for me!"

Leoric used a very gentle hug on her, and then pressed her on the bed.

Shia cried: "I'm sorry, I'm leaving this beautiful world now, I'm sorry Leoric, I can't accompany you to the end, I will stop here."

Leoric comforted her and said, "Don't worry! Only the two of us know about this matter, and it's just our secret. What's the relationship between us? Think about it, you're going to see your parents, what's wrong with playing a little horse riding game?" "

"Don't mention riding a horse!"

"Oh oh, don't mention it, don't mention it..."

Shia wasn't the kind of woman who cried, made trouble, and hanged herself. After Leoric comforted her for a while, she gradually calmed down.Then the two got dressed and cleaned together, making the room clean.After everything was settled, Shia said to Leoric:

"Although this is a bit shameless, I still want to ask, uh..."

"Say, it's okay."

"But you'll be in charge, right? Leoric!" she said nervously.

Did you mean this?Leoric smiled immediately and said, "Of course."

Shia took his finger, and said without tears: "If this kind of thing is known by others, I will definitely die, I will definitely! Moreover, I can't marry someone else, I can only put I'll give you everything myself, that... So, in the future, you won't change your mind, right?"

She asked this inexplicably, and Leoric laughed dumbly: "Then how could it be?"

"If you abandon me, I have nothing to do but cry! I'm not as good as you, I can't beat you, I'm not as smart as you... Please don't change your mind, please?"

"I won't!"

"Then, then you don't think I'm a pervert so you don't want me?"

"No, no, no..."

"Really not?"

"No way!"

"Pull hook!" She stretched out her little finger like a child.

"Okay." Leoric pulled her hook.

After the agreement was completed, Shia looked into Leoric's eyes and whispered:

"Great."

"That's great."

"You're the best man in the world, Leoric!"

"Woooooooooooo..."

Then, she threw herself into Leoric's arms, crying wantonly.

At this moment, Shia's heart that had been hanging for two days finally let go.

Chapter 42: Times have changed, my lord

It's sunny today!Leoric walked down the street, floating, feeling as if he was riding on a cloud.

Virgin God, thank you for answering my prayers!Dumper, thank you for sending me across!Shia, thank you especially!

Leoric's state at this time is like the rabbit described by Joshua Barkman.

It's such a goddamn good day, he's in the garden, bees and butterflies are dancing around him, and the goddamn little flowers are smiling at him, he's so happy, everything's so beautiful - he doesn't know Is this the happiness bestowed on him by the world, or his own happiness infected the world.

He knew that his behavior was a bit useless, and it was a shameful "ex-virgin behavior", but he couldn't control his good mood.Get out of the virgin!For Leoric, this is a bubble of anger that has been held back for two lifetimes, and it is a curse engraved deep in his soul.

I, Leoric, am such a good boy, why am I always a virgin?

Finally, finally, he finally graduated from this status, and he did not graduate casually. He had an excellent teacher and a good test result.Shia Requi, the second in command of the army, the Duke's daughter, a legend written by bards!I got her!

Leoric arrived at the side of the cafeteria at this time, and smelling the scent coming from the room, he shouted towards the window: "Old fat! Is old fat here? I want extra food."

Immediately, a fat face appeared from the window, "My good brother! You said it was a small stove, so don't be so loud!"

"It's okay, hurry up, your elder brother, I'm hungry." Leoric's physical exertion was much greater than others, and eating three meals a day would not solve the problem at all.

Lao Fat hurriedly greeted Leoric into the house, and then warmed him up.There is leftover mushroom soup and beer for breakfast. The bread is cold and needs to be baked again, and then cut some ham to eat.While messing with it, Lao Fat said to Leoric: "I said brother, you are so powerful, can you apply for a 'Small Stove Permit' with the general or the warlord? In the future, you will be able to come to my place for dinner legally. , I don’t have to worry about it anymore.”

Leoric took a sip of the soup and said, "That's fine, I'll tell Shia later. But Shia can give me permission, but she may not give you the same..."

"Damn! I still need a license?" The old fat pinched a piece of ham and put it into his mouth, chewing arrogantly, and said, "Don't I just eat it if I want? Besides, I'm a cook! I don't let the food I cook Shall I taste salty?"

Leoric scolded with a smile: "You fucking taste salty, can you taste more than 200 catties of meat?"

The old man laughed loudly, picked up the spoon and took a big sip, and said, "I'm not good with my tongue! How can I be sure if I don't taste it twice?"

"You're still a cook with a bad tongue?"

The old man smiled and said, "Damn it, the cripple can still pull a cart. I can't use my tongue, so can I not be a cook?" After finishing speaking, he took another sip.

Leoric is actually the most relaxed when he is with this fat brother. Lao Fat and Leoric have known each other the closest and have the strongest relationship. In addition to Muscle Dog and Stockholm, there should also be a "Cook Chef".Hmm... and Lao Fat's status is one level higher than those three, after all he is the only human being.In other words, if I become a nobleman in the future, I will take Lao Fat to my house, and don’t let him suffer every day in the military camp. Look at this child who is hungry, and his chin is only four floors left!

The old man tasted the broth, ham, scones and bacon repeatedly with his "numb" tongue, and it didn't take long to taste half of the dish and two cakes.Leoric was scared when he saw how he was eating, and said, "No, old fat, you should control it a little bit, your body can't stand eating so much."

Lao Fat didn't take it seriously, and said, "Harmful! I've only heard of starving to death, but never fat! Eat and get it."

That's right, this time is different from modern times. Most people are suffering from hunger and malnutrition. It is good to be able to eat enough. How can anyone lose weight?But Lao Fat's weight is somewhat overweight, Leoric thought for a while, and persuaded him in another way, saying: "Old Fatty, then you eat like this... ah no, if you eat like this, you won't be afraid of the wrong amount." No? She was discovered by Shia when she turned around, and a severe beating was inevitable."

The old man turned his fat face to the side, and said confidently: "You can suffer from beatings, but you can't stop talking! As long as I eat enough, the blood will grow back. Besides, don't you have a good relationship with Lord Overseer?" ? My good brother, you have to protect me when the time comes..."

Before he finished speaking, the kitchen door opened with a "bang", and Shia in military uniform was standing at the door with an extremely gloomy expression.

Fatty suddenly jumped up like a fat rabbit, "Brother save me!" He said and shrank behind Leoric.

But Shia ignored Fatty, she went straight to Leoric, and said angrily, "Why didn't you tell me when you left? I'm so worried about you."

Leoric said hastily, "I'm wrong! Didn't I say I'm going to take a walk in the garden?"

Shia frowned slightly, and said, "But it's been a long time! People can't find you in the garden, nor on the city wall or on the street. I'm so anxious!" She grabbed Leoric's hand He clasped his hands tightly, as if he was afraid that he would get lost, "Now is a special period, the city is in such a mess, what if something happens."

others?The old man behind Leoric showed a confused expression, thinking: What did the warlord just say? "People"?Is this still the stern warlord who saw me stealing a bite of pork and hung me up and beat me into braised pork?And she looks so weird.

Leoric nodded again and again at this moment, and said: "No problem, I will tell you next time, besides, I can't do anything wrong, you see, I can turn danger into good luck every time..."

Shia gently placed her index finger on Leoric's lips, and said, "No! You can't think like this, luck will get thinner the more you use it."

"Ah."

At this time, the old man came out from behind Leoric. He shrank to the corner of the room and looked at the two people from a distance.For some reason, there was a dazzling circle of smoothness on the two people's bodies, which made Lao Fat dare not look directly at them.

Damn, my appetite is gone!

The old man flattened his face, it was so sour, as if he mistook vinegar for wine when cooking, and poured out half of the bottle.

He cursed secretly in his heart: You are not the Leoric I am familiar with, you must have betrayed the god of virgins, fuck you!

"Chef!" Shia suddenly called out.

"Yes!" Lao Fat stood at attention in fright, and the fat all over his body shook up and down.

Shia walked towards Lao Fat at this time, and said, "Lawson Field! I have repeatedly ordered you not to open a small stove, let alone steal food. What's going on with you? Is it time for dinner?"

The old fat was sweating profusely, and he quickly winked at Leoric. Leoric folded his arms and said with a smile, "Well, the old fat just tastes the salt."

Shia stared at him suspiciously, and said, "Taste the saltiness, can you taste the fat all over your body?"

Leoric suppressed a smile and said, "Tongue is numb, try it a few more times."

Shia asked, "A chef with a numb tongue?"

Leoric glanced at Fatty, then frowned, and said, "That cripple can pull a cart!"

The old man wanted to cry, but cried out, "My good brother! You can't repay your kindness! Aren't you trying to kill me?"

Leoric laughed loudly, then put his arms around the fat brother's shoulders, and said, "Sia, it's alright, I've come here to steal the word once or twice, you know, I'm a strong man , have good physical strength, so eat a lot, and if you don’t eat more, you will have no fighting power.”

Shia actually knew it too, she nodded, and said with some embarrassment: "That's the truth, but military regulations are military regulations after all..."

Except for the bed affairs, Shia's affairs are quite rigid.In her opinion, rules are rules, and they cannot be broken casually, not even by Leoric.

Leoric smiled and said: "You are really brainless, you have the right to give special approval to this matter, right? Just give me special approval, won't it be fine?"

Shia said: "Uh, it's not mentioned in the military regulations, such a special situation should only be approved by the general."

Leoric said: "But I remember that you have the power of 'if the general cannot be present, the Overseer can approve the order on his behalf', right?"

"Ah."

Leoric locked the door with a click, and then jammed the doorknob with a chair, saying: "Okay, the general will definitely not be able to get in, please approve it!"

Shia was taken aback by this operation, "This... is this okay?"

Leoric smiled and said, "If the general can't be there, the Overseer can approve the order on his behalf! It's written in the military regulations. Come on—what's the big deal?"

"Well then..."

In this way, Shia gave Leoric the right to make a small meal, so that he can openly ask the old man for an extra meal in the future.Fatty was also very happy about this. On the one hand, he missed a beating, and on the other hand, Leoric had to eat soup, right?Lao Fatty said: If I don’t taste the saltiness first, what if I kill my good brother?

In addition, Leoric also applied for a subsidy for Lao Fat. Additional meals meant extra labor. Since labor is necessary, money must be paid.Lao Fei was overjoyed and accepted five silver coins and a bag of copper coins, saying that the money would be saved, and he would buy wine later to drink with his good brothers.

Then Leoric and Shia left the kitchen.

Leoric was walking in front, and Shia followed behind him every step of the way. Since the two played a horse riding game last night, Shia has become very clingy, always following him like a small animal .

It reminded Leoric of Fau, the nun in white—who had been staring at him during the days when he was wounded, almost never leaving her.

However, Fu will keep an eye on him, and will take a small notebook to record his itinerary. She is very strict, and sometimes she will persuade him to behave like a good-hearted old mother. After a long time, Leoric will naturally feel pressure. .

But Shia would not put pressure on him at all, and followed his ass like a puppy, and would not point fingers at him. Every time Leoric looked back at her, she would show a happy smirk. Make Leoric happy too.

Shia would sometimes try to walk alongside him, and then come to hold his hand, but as long as there were people around, she would immediately distance herself from Leoric.The two of them are still in an underground relationship. After all, Shia is the Duke's daughter. In this era, it is indecent for unmarried girls to flirt with young men. If it is too ambiguous now, it will easily cause gossip. I can't get through it either.