Lord Witch, please don't resurrect me again!

It was one o'clock in the afternoon, everyone had lunch, and the cooks were cleaning up the kitchen. The stove might not be turned off, so it was an excellent opportunity to steal food.Leoric sneaked into the back kitchen, and saw a fat brother in there, not counting the first two hundred catties, but counting the first three hundred catties, picking up leftovers, wheezing like a pig eating slop.

Leoric went up and patted him on the shoulder, saying, "Old fat, you're fucking stealing!"

The fat man was taken aback and said, "Oh! Damn it, Li, you scared me to death. I thought it was the Warlord coming."

Old Fat, also called Big Brother Fat, was actually named Lawson Field, and Leoric took his first and last name together as a nickname, called Old Fat.This guy is the steward of the Huo Tou Bing, and he is also the fattest person in the entire army, not one of them.No matter how hard or tiring the march is, this brother never loses a tael of flesh. Even if he loses a tael, he can make up for it immediately with a meal.This kind of super power to make you fat is useless in modern times, but it can save lives in the era when you were often hungry, so Laoke didn't think there was anything wrong with his figure, and he was proud of his fatness.

Leoric got to know him as soon as he joined the army, and then often followed him to eat and cook.At this time, the old man asked him, "I said, Li, how can you get out of bed? I heard people say that you let the savage pierce your stomach, and all your intestines came out!"

"The intestines are still there, and there is no oil or water in them, old fat, is your stove still hot? Don't waste firewood, put it on the pot rack!"

"Damn it, I knew you wanted me for nothing else, okay, wait a minute..."

Lao Fatty set up the pot, cut a few pieces of fresh meat to fry, and then reheated some leftovers.Although Brother Fat looks clumsy, he cooks with quick hands and feet, and he cooks up "four dishes and one soup" in a short while.While the two were eating, Leoric was talking about what happened when he attacked the city.

At this moment, the door opened suddenly, and the two people who were stealing food were startled. When they looked up, they saw two familiar faces.It turned out to be two firefighters again, and they shouted, "Lawson, you're cheating again... Hey, why is Leoric here?"

The old man waved to the two brothers and said, "Hey, hey, come on, you two, there are so many sausages and beers left over from the celebration banquet that you can't finish them all. Don't waste a piece of food. We will make new ones tomorrow. Oh , Leoric also sneaked out and was telling me a story... This guy is so fucking awesome, you just want to listen..."

So those two also joined the dinner party.Before Leoric crossed over, he had heard a saying that "cooks don't steal, and don't reap grain." Although the military discipline of the Northern Expedition Army was very strict, they still couldn't control these brothers.

The four of them spread a cloth on the kitchen floor, sat on the ground, locked the door and ate and drank.At first everyone was quite restrained, but then they drank some horse urine—oh, horse urine, it was the barbarian "horse head wine" stocked in Wild Wolf City, and the plateau people jokingly called it "horse urine wine"—then everyone They all became arrogant, singing, laughing, clapping, cursing...

At this moment, "Bang!" The door was kicked open!The four people sitting on the ground immediately turned their heads and saw a pair of long legs wearing military boots.

"It's Shia!" Everyone said without raising their heads.Yes, the entire Northern Expeditionary Army had this ability to recognize people by their legs.

At this moment, Warlord Shia stood at the door with black lines on her face.

"What are you doing?"

Chapter 8: Ex-lover, but no horse

At this time, everyone was afraid to speak, and a firefighter poked Lawn quietly, signaling him, the person in charge, to say something.The fat brother could only smile and say, "Uh, we're dealing with leftovers..."

"Don't do this!" Shiya looked very angry, pointed at them and said, "Don't you know the military regulations? As an important logistics force responsible for food and grass, you actually steal yourself! This kind of behavior is very shameful and vile. , I'm going to give you to... eh? Leoric, why are you here?"

In the beginning, Leoric was sitting behind the fat brother, so Shia didn't see him immediately.At this moment, the fat brother was scared, and he couldn't help shrinking back, exposing Leoric behind him.

Leoric coughed dryly, stood up in embarrassment, and said, "As you can see, we are cleaning up the leftovers..."

"Why don't you..." After seeing him, the sullenness on Shia's face disappeared, and then she scolded, "Why don't you take good care of your injuries and come here to mess around?"

"I do not have……"

"It's really worrying! It's only been ten days since you got such a serious injury, right? Just get out of bed, run around and eat, what if the wound opens? Really, come back with me !"

Shia was angry, but not fierce at all.

The fat brother and the two Huotou brothers couldn't understand - no, what's wrong with the warlord?What's the matter with the girlfriend power exuded by this gesture?Hasn't Lord Overseer always been an unselfish person?Why did he become like this when he saw Leoric?

Leoric said a few words of apology, and then stood up. Shia took his hand and walked out. Most likely it will pass.

"Wait!" Shia stopped at the door, "The matter of you stealing military rations hasn't been resolved yet!"

It's over, the fat brother thought to himself, Lord Overseer has always been strict, something like this needs to be whipped, I don't know how many blows I can withstand with this body.

Shia first glanced at Leoric, pondered for a moment, and said: "You... think you are the first offender, and you are still recovering from your injuries, so let's forget it this time." After speaking, she changed her voice and turned to the three people. Said: "But you are habitual offenders!"

The fat brother widened his eyes and shouted, "He's also a repeat offender!"

Shia blushed and shouted: "Shut up! Can't I see who is the repeat offender?"

It's over, the warlord is determined to protect the calf.

"The three of you must be dealt with according to military law..."

At this moment, Leoric stood up and said, "Wait, Lord Shia, this incident is caused by me, and I asked everyone to give me a small punishment. If you want to punish me, punish me!"

Leoric's thinking is this: If you don't come out, it's nothing. If you really beat the fat brother and others, how can I eat in the future?

And the most important thing is, Shia will definitely not beat him—fuck, without me, Wild Wolf City would not be able to beat him, now what if I eat a few sausages from the city?

Today, for this meal, I will just go back!

"Li, you...you can do it!" The fat brother gave a thumbs up - originally Leoric would be fine as long as he left with Shia, but he still came back and took on the responsibility. Meal.

And the development of the matter was just as Leoric expected, Shia was forced to let everyone go, and just warned seriously: "For the sake of winning the battle just now, I will spare you this time, but Don’t be an example! If I catch you again, I will definitely beat you to pieces!”

The three of them were very grateful, and hurried to clean up the kitchen.Then Shia grabbed Leoric's wrist and said, "Okay, you come with me,"

"Where?"

"Fu saw that you were lost, and almost fainted from crying. Let's go find her first."

"Ah, oh."

The two returned to Leoric's "inpatient department", and as soon as they entered the corridor, they heard the cry of the little nun.

"Ah woo woo woo woo... Where the hell is Lord Leoric going!"

"It's all my fault. I should have been with him all day. He has suffered such a serious injury..."

"If there is something wrong with him, I can only apologize with death!"

Shia and Leoric quickly opened the door and saw Fu, while the black-cloaked nun Fate was comforting her.

Fate gave Leoric a cold look, and said, "Yo, are you back?"

"what."

When Fu, who was crying, saw Leoric's return, she immediately "jumped up"!She ran over and said, "Master Leoric! Where have you been? Are you injured? Is there any discomfort in your body? Please let me check!"

Seeing that she cared so much about him, Leoric felt a little guilty—whether he was before or after time-traveling, he was a lone star who was not loved by his uncle and grandma, so he didn't realize that anyone would care about him.If he could realize it, he wouldn't have sneaked out behind Fu's back.

"I'm fine..." He was about to comfort Fu when the little nun rushed up suddenly and lifted his blouse.Leoric cried out in terror, "What are you doing?"

"Come on, physical examination, please take off your pants!" Fu's tone was unquestionable.

Although this little nun is usually weak and cries, she is very serious and responsible in terms of professional ability. She is a pure and shining angel in white.It's just that besides her and Leoric, Shia and Feite were present.

Shia quickly turned around and covered her eyes, saying, "I, I, I... I didn't see anything."

Leoric quickly grabbed Fu's hand and said seriously, "Fu, my lower body is not injured."

"But I'm worried about complications..." She lightly touched Leoric's chest with her fingertips, and then exclaimed, "Why... healed so well? Uh, it doesn't look like you were injured at all , Didn’t the chest scab just yesterday? This, this, this..."

Leoric didn't want to reveal his secret, so he quickly put on his clothes and said, "Ah, but I'm still a little weak...cough cough!" He lay down on the bed as he spoke.Although his acting skills are exaggerated, Fu is also easy to deceive. When he heard that he was uncomfortable, he immediately said: "Okay, please rest, Lord Shia, Fei Te, let's go."

So the three of them left the room one by one.The black-robed nun Fate was the last to leave, and when she left, she gave Leoric a meaningful look, which made his heart tighten.

Did this woman notice something?

Leoric didn't want his affairs to be exposed, and his immortality and spying on the truth were all his trump cards. Once this power was exposed, it would definitely cause others to covet it.Now that the world is in chaos and people's hearts are unpredictable, he is indeed not afraid of death, but what if some black magician locks him up and uses him as an experiment?Doesn't this mean that you can't survive or die?

Anyway, there's no harm in hiding.

……

After a while, after Leoric's strong request and Fu's approval, he was finally able to get out of bed like a normal person.During this period of time, Leoric was so uncomfortable that he got out of bed and ran around the city like a chicken on summer vacation.

At this time, order has been restored in the city.The general asked the residents of the city to return to their homes temporarily, or recruited people to build the city wall.At the same time, the barbarian prisoners of war have been escorted back to the plateau people's swamp in waves. These guys will serve as slaves during the war, with food and shelter and a small amount of wages. They will be free after four construction periods.

This kind of policy is considered an advanced civilization in this era, because generally speaking, prisoners of war are killed on the spot.General Akkad's gentle policy towards prisoners of war is also for the sake of fighting the next battle better.

General Akkad believes that although the barbarians are said to be bloodthirsty and warlike, it is because the barbarians lived in the wasteland of the northern border, where they were not fierce and could not survive; now the barbarians are in the middle-earth. After staying in the treasure land for 200 years, many people can't ride horses, and the will to fight will not be as brave as before.Moreover, people often show their strongest fighting power when they are at the end of their ropes (for example, tomorrow is a graduate whose thesis is dead). ).

Leoric also agrees with the general's approach, the benevolent is invincible.Fighting is a combination of kindness and power. It is not enough to be gentle in war, but of course it is not enough to be gentle in mother's way. It is easy to raise white-eyed wolves.

In short, he didn't worry about this matter, and now he was wandering around the streets and alleys, visiting Wild Wolf City, a border city.Although this place has been baptized by a wave of war, the surrounding buildings have not been damaged much, and some taverns have even started to open again.Leoric ordered a glass of wine and sat on the side of the street, drinking while thinking about his future life—mainly thinking about how to die next.

Killing is a technical job.If you do too much, you will die, but if you don't do it, you won't die. Leoric's body is so strong, and ordinary injuries can only make him bleed into a coma, but he won't be on the verge of death; really died.The three body recovery magics he relies on all have a subtle critical value. According to the game, Leoric's hp is 100 points. Day tour"; if the health is negative, it is a bit dangerous, but it can be recovered; but once he is critically hit and drops to -0hp, he will really die.

If the head is used as a reference, it is more than 50% damaged, and it may die.

On the other hand, the librarian said that death with subjective elements is not acceptable.But judging from Leoric's actual operation during this period, this scale is also very subtle.It's definitely not allowed to perform trapeze, but if someone pushes him down while he's not paying attention, it's okay.However, this requires Leoric not to know about this in advance. If he knows that someone is going to kill him, and deliberately goes up to deliver the head, this is also not allowed.

However, like sneaking into Wild Wolf City alone this time, Leoric went up to give away the head to tell the truth, but he successfully triggered the "One-day Tour of the Library of Truth".Leoric speculates that this may be because he subjectively wants to complete the task, and regards completing the task as the first goal, rather than subjectively wanting to give away the head, so the trigger condition can be met.But how to control this scale, he still can't figure it out.

So whether you can get into the big library by risking your life, there is actually a bit of luck involved.

"Leoric!" Someone called his name.

Leoric raised his head, and saw Shia walking towards her slowly on a tall white horse, followed by several soldiers.Leoric hid the wine glass behind his back, stood up and saluted, and said, "Master Shia!"

Shia nodded, and asked him with a smile, "I see that you are much more energetic again, have you recovered from your injury?"

"It can be said to be cured."

Shia said, "I'm patrolling the streets, do you want to come together?

"Uh, but I'm not good at riding horses." It was true, Leoric had hardly ever ridden a horse before joining the army.Horses in the southern swamps are extremely expensive, mainly because there are almost no horse farms in the swamps, and they do not produce horses themselves; and the barbarians monopolize the high-quality pastures in the north, so that the price of horses is so high.

Leoric, who couldn't afford a horse, naturally had no experience in riding a horse.

"Then you will ride me?"

Shia moved her butt forward a little to make room for a space, and said, "My horse is called Mortredy, and it was captured from a gang of bandits. It's very good!" The horse was like As if he understood, he snorted.Leoric subconsciously looked at the group of white horses, but that guy showed a very disdainful expression, as if to say: Where are your horses?

Leoric became popular in no time-fuck, I have to ride you today!

"I ride!" Leoric said.

"Come on, grab my hand." Shia stretched out her hand towards him.

Leoric held Shia's hand very gentlemanly, but Shia grabbed him firmly and said, "Come up in the stirrups, I'll teach you how to ride a horse."

"Great!"

Shia always holds a sword in her hand, which is hard, but Leoric likes her heroic beauty.What's more, Miss Shia's main attraction is not her hands, but her long legs!Those well-proportioned and slender thighs that are neither thin nor fat!

Shia said, "Let me demonstrate first, you just need to hug my waist and sit down."

"Huh? This...is it okay?"

"Oh, there are not so many rules in the army, and it's not a noble salon."

"Then I'd rather be obedient than respectful!" Leoric immediately embraced him.

Although Miss Shia's hands are hard, her waist is unexpectedly soft, and it feels very good in her arms. It is neither full of bloated fat, nor hard to clap her hands. The softness and hardness are moderate, making people unable to resist Want to know more deeply.

Shia's body froze at this moment, thinking to herself: What does this feel like?Why does it seem that there is an electric current drilled from the waist to the head.Ah, my hand suddenly lost strength... no no no no!What am I thinking?She shook her dizzy head to regain consciousness.

Leoric just stood up holding my waist, why am I so sensitive?

"Shia, why are you silent?" Leoric asked.

"Ah, it's all right, let's continue riding, the first thing is to hold the rein..."

Then, Shia took Leoric forward, walking slowly while teaching him some essentials of riding a horse.In fact, riding a horse is not difficult, the main thing is to overcome the fear in your heart.

"Will you try to get the rein later?"

"Oh well!"

At this moment Leoric thought to himself: Mr. Horse, I not only ride you, I also hug your master!are you fucking madAre you angry or not?Leoric recalled the horse's grunting, and the corners of Leoric's mouth rose happily.

At this moment, the horse suddenly roared, and then stood up on its front legs!

"what!"

Chapter 9: Mortreads Takes First Blood

"Mortridy! What's the matter with you... ah!"

The horse didn't know if it sensed Leoric's provocation, and it went crazy.It galloped out with a whinny, and then started jumping up and down.Neither Shia nor Leoric had ever seen such a situation, and this guy wanted to throw the two above him like crazy.No matter how Shia grabbed the rein or manipulated it, it didn't work.The surrounding soldiers also came up to help one after another, but the stallion Murtready was a high-legged mixed-breed horse from the Demon Race. He was big and strong, with sinews all over his body, like a monster, and no one dared to get close.

Shia's equestrian skills are good, and she can barely maintain it while stepping on the saddle; however, Leoric is no good. After a few rounds, he was thrown off the horse. Somersault 720 degrees, and then hit the head hard on the ground.

"Leoric!"

……

When Leoric opened his eyes again, he saw a familiar scene.

"Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"

"I hit the fucking jackpot!"