Lord Witch, please don't resurrect me again!

The few residents shouted across the alley: "Who are you? Are you Leoric?"

"Yes, I am Leoric!"

When people saw him riding a tall white horse and carrying the commander's banner, they knew he was not lying.People shouted: "Seven gods, I saw Leoric!"

Then, the windows on the street opened with a bang, and old people, children, men, and women all poked their heads out to see the true face of the hero.Then people became more courageous and ran to the street to see him up close.Wherever Leoric rode his horse, there would be a large number of civilians on both sides, and soon, the streets would be blocked.Leoric shouted: "My friends, please make way!" Then he ordered the soldiers to maintain order, clear the way, and try not to hurt anyone.

After the residents gave way, Leoric let the captives cross this "sea of ​​people" to the large square in the center of the city.The prisoners were very decisive when they surrendered, but when they heard that they were going to take this road, they couldn't move their feet one by one.

Obviously, they were afraid to face the people of Wangbei City.

One of them even knelt down and begged, "General Leorick! We were forced to, that bastard Rano made us do it! We...we just obey orders!"

"Fuck you!"

Leoric raised his hand and chopped off the man's head with a knife, and the other prisoners present fell silent.

Leoric had no sympathy for these guys—a lot of people in this army were Janissaries, what did the Janissaries do?That is the king's personal armed force, which should be sworn to protect the king's safety.However, when the old king was under house arrest, these guys didn't even fart!This is dereliction of duty and even more betrayal!

And in this army, not only the officers above are rotten, but the soldiers below are also fucking rotten.According to Teves, the imperial guards are also part-time public security tasks, which are equivalent to the police + urban management in the city. These people usually rely on themselves as the kings, and they are domineering. When they walk, their jaws poke into the sky. up.These people bully the market, collect protection fees, bully men and women, and do evil. They are basically a group of official hooligans.Teves wanted to punish these guys more than once, but in short, she was unable to bear any effect due to various resistances.

Since you have betrayed the people, you should be judged by the people!

Leoric said in a loud voice, "Keep your fucking heads up! Let all the young and old in the city see your faces! Whoever walks with their fucking heads down, I'll pretend you don't want that head!"

The imperial guards had no choice but to raise their heads and walk forward, but each of them seemed to have taken root under their feet, unable to walk.

At this time, Sir Milan took out a whip from nowhere, and whipped it hard, "Crack!" Immediately, a soldier's ass was ripped apart.He yelled viciously: "A group of pickled stinky maggots! You won't crawl unless you are beaten, right? Go away!"

Sir Milan is not very good at fighting, but he is very good at playing bad guys.Crack a few whips down and those guys start moving.In this way, the captives set off in front of the castle gate and walked towards the square in the center of the city.And the people in Wangbei City are ready to "welcome" them.

Seeing the rotten eggs and rotten tomatoes in people's hands, Leoric quickly got off his horse and said, "Change someone to lead the way! Then whoever, Sir Milan, you come."

Sir Milan's face was full of "fuck", and he said, "General, you... are a bit wicked!"

"Oh, raising troops for a thousand days and using them for a short time! At the critical moment, a true hero like you should be on top, come on." Leoric made a gesture of invitation.

"Okay! Then you have to credit me!"

"That's for sure, good brother! You are really able to resist things, and I will definitely remember you."

So Sir Milan came to the front and led the team forward.

Then, people paid their respects to this army of disgrace.Rotten eggs, rotten tomatoes, excrement, bricks, mud, etc. All kinds of dirty things were thrown at these traitors.At least several thousand people poured into this street, the filth rained down, and the curses were deafening.Many captives bowed their heads and closed their eyes, and some even cried, not knowing whether it was because of remorse, shame, or fear.

Shia at the back of the line shouted loudly: "Everyone raise your head, open your eyes, and open your mouth wide! Take your face!"

The men of the Northern Expedition followed suit, kicking them, or poking their backs with the butts of their spears.

The captives were still in formation at first, but later they pushed and staggered, and some of them fell into the foul-smelling muddy water every now and then, making their bodies filthy.But no one will pity these traitors, people will just beat the dog in the water,

Sir Milan was yelling: "Throw it right! Bah! It's fucking messing with my face. Look, I'm from the Northern Expedition... Bah, bah, bah!"

Although it is said that everyone will not aim at Sir Milan, but with so many people, it is inevitable that there will be those who are not strong enough or have bad aim, and there is no way to do this.After bringing the captives to the square, Sir Milan was already covered in paint, and the stench was terrible.

Sir Milan saluted, and when he lowered his head, the dirt on his face was still ticking down.He said, "General, I'm going to take a shower first!"

"Alright, let's go."

Sir Milan ran away in a hurry, Leoric looked at his back and shouted: "Good brother, forever!"

"Who the hell is your good brother, shit!" Sir Milan ran away without looking back.

Leoric smirked, and then asked, "Where are the heads of Harlan's eldest son and the Chief of the Guard?"

"Here it is." Shia patted her saddle bag.

"Okay, let people go and embalm these two heads, then string them up with spears and stand in the center of King's Square for public display."

"Ok."

Soon, the heads of the two traitors appeared on the square.

"Harlan's eldest son" Nags got his wish, leaving his name forever in history, of course, in a way that will last forever.Later, the historians recorded in the "Book of Martial Arts" that:

"Harlan's eldest son" Nags is despicable, cunning, brazen, unfaithful, unkind, tactically incompetent in offense and defense, blind and arrogant.

He led 5000 troops to guard the North City, and fought against Leoric's 2 Northern Expeditionary Army.

Under the huge advantage of our own side, the city wall was broken in two hours, and only six enemies were wiped out (all were wounded); then they turned to the fortress, took the king as a hostage, and ordered Leoric to withdraw his troops.

Then he invited Leoric to enter the city with a hanging basket, and personally led more than a hundred people to fight against Leorick alone, but they were defeated and defeated.

The head was displayed to the public for seven days, and afterward the stench was unpleasant, so it was discarded.

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That night, the Northern Expeditionary Army entered the palace.

Generally speaking, the general army does not have this kind of treatment. The royal family has been wary of the military since ancient times. Even Akkad's army was only camping outside the city.But this time, both the king and the princess invited them to live in the palace directly.

The imperial palace is very large. If you live in the military dormitory and put up tents, it will have no problem accommodating 2 people.The environment here is very good, and the soldiers should be able to get enough rest to cope with the next battle.

Although many of the soldiers of the Northern Expedition were elite, they could count on one hand the number of people who had actually been to the palace.Everyone looked at all this with wonder and admiration.Everyone was amazed as soon as they entered the door, saying why the door is so high?Where does the water for the fountain come from?Also, why is the statue of the Highland King gleaming with gold? Could it be gold? How much does it cost?

Suddenly 2 people lived in the palace, which made the court chief in the palace very busy, organizing banquets, preparing rooms, various daily necessities, digging temporary toilets... so busy that they did not occupy the floor.But fortunately, there are plenty of materials and manpower in the palace. If it is not possible, they can go outside to borrow—it is said to be borrowed, but it is actually needed.Now the townspeople knew that Leoric had won the battle, saved the king, and killed the rebels.So as soon as the stewards said they wanted to raise things to entertain these heroes, everyone spontaneously donated them.Sheets, quilts, towels, mats, sandals, pots and pans, jugs and wine glasses, all kinds of livestock, furniture and benches... There are also many nobles and wealthy businessmen. These people have a keen sense of politics, and they judged that Leoric would definitely gain power after this battle , at least he is also a duke, now hurry up and curry favor with him!So all kinds of precious gifts were spontaneously presented, including countless gold and silver treasures, as well as silk, tea, pepper, herbs, spices... There are all kinds of things. Seeing this pile of treasures, Lian Di Weiss couldn't help but marvel at Wang Beicheng's wealth.

It’s just that Leoric felt very uncomfortable looking at these things. Fuck you, the brothers of the Northern Expeditionary Army used to eat bran and swallow vegetables, and their boots were all broken. You people in the imperial city are better. Then dare to cry to me poorly and say "the landlord's family has no food left"?

Is it true that the front is tight and the rear is tight?I heard that the king would use a street of flowing water to act in every festival, burning gold without blinking an eye. Call this royal style?Damn it, I shouldn't have saved him, let "the eldest son of Harun" kill him and Rajba fell down!

That night, there was a big banquet in the palace to celebrate the achievements of the soldiers who saved the imperial city.The king was very excited and ordered the kitchen to take out all the good ingredients in the warehouse and cook them according to the standards of ancestor worship in the New Year.

Leoric didn't want to do it at first, the battle was only halfway through, and it wasn't time to celebrate—the father-in-law, Duke Requi, was still fighting, and he said that General Akkad's whereabouts were unknown, and there were two other dukes If you want to fight, how can you have a meal at this time?

At this time, Blose persuaded him, saying that the soldiers had just conquered the imperial city and made such a great contribution. Everyone wanted to see the royal spirit and the prosperity of Wangbei City, and rewarding the army would help increase morale.Moreover, the army was exhausted after a long journey. Even if the king didn't treat guests, they would have to rest for a few days before continuing to march. It happened to let them eat, drink, and sleep well in the palace, so that they could have combat effectiveness, right?

That's right, Leoric thought, anyway, he's going to rest for a few days, and it's better to eat and drink like Xio, rather than sullenly.So he agreed to it.

That night, the soldiers set up a flowing water banquet in the royal garden, and all the wine and meat were free to eat and drink. Grandpa has taken care of me.They recruited a large group of cooks from outside the city and asked them to build an open-air kitchen to share the pressure of the imperial dining room.

However, there were still too many people, and there was no room for them in the palace, so Teves came up with the idea to let the half-blood elf troops go to the Royal Inner Lake in the back mountain, where it is cooler, and they can swim and fish. Camp and rest.Originally, this place was a royal forbidden area, a private backyard, and was occasionally used as a hunting ground.Teves waved her hand, indicating that today all are open, and these distinguished guests must be entertained.

Many soldiers started fighting in the morning and chewed two mouthfuls of dry food at noon. Many of them didn't even have a chance to eat dry food, and they were so hungry that their stomachs thundered.The usual food of the soldiers is better than that of ordinary people, but it is just bread, meat or some pickles, at most mushroom soup or beer, and those are the only ones that come and go, not fresh, and there are few tricks.So when I saw the royal flowing water mat, I really couldn't move my feet or walk. The per capita evil spirit was reincarnated and could eat a cow in one bite.

At this time, the veteran Blozer came out and said: "We can't let them eat Hesai, they will eat dead people! The head of the court, you let people cook a big pot of fat, as long as they are fat, don't see any thin ones. Wait for these Give everyone a piece before they go to dinner, so they don't starve themselves."

Blozer's method is a valuable experience learned from the famine years. When people are hungry for a long time and suddenly see delicious food, they will go crazy. The reaction speed of the brain cannot keep up with the speed of eating with the mouth. It broke.But if there is a big piece of fat before eating, the greasyness of the fat will stick to the stomach, and the brain will be able to react in advance, let them eat less and eat slowly, and they will not die.

But under this premise, there are still more than a dozen people who ate bad stomachs and were admitted to the hospital.Calculated in this way, people who eat bad stomachs actually suffered more battle damage than during the siege, which shows the power of food!

On the other side, the king and Teves entertained Leoric and many senior military generals in the palace hall.

The king's banquet used a large long table on which various dishes were placed.The main course is fresh lamb grazing all the way from the north, with pepper and cumin, two spices like gold.Seeing this dish, the team leaders were all "shocked", even including Xi Ya, who is the daughter of the Duke, said in surprise: "As expected of the royal family, it is really luxurious."

Is it luxurious?Is roasted meat with cumin peppers luxurious?When eating this food in Leoric, it has the familiar taste of kebabs from the previous life. Of course, the quality of the meat is not bad, and it is at the level that the Inner Mongolian brothers would not shout "refund!" after eating it.

On the contrary, it was other dishes that interested Leoric more, such as freshwater fish brought from outside the city, big fried matsutake mushrooms, and all kinds of fancy meat.Leoric saw Fat Chef, the elder chef opposite, his eyes glowing with excitement, and his mouth was bubbling.

Fatty's status is not enough to attend this kind of banquet, but he is Leoric's good brother, so he can come.Leoric said that it was because Fat gave me extra food that I was so strong and powerful, so I should give him a part of the credit.Therefore, he specially invited Lao Fatty to eat the royal banquet, firstly, to let Lao Fat have a good taste, and secondly, to open the eyes of this cook, it is best to learn a few dishes, and then there will be a classic re-enactment.

Besides Fatty, Leoric also specially invited Fu and Feite.In his opinion, the contributions of the nuns and sisters are no less than that of the generals, so they are qualified to sit at this table, and he has a good relationship with the two girls, so they should be invited even if they are friends.Fu was shy and afraid at first, so she refused a lot, but then she readily accepted; while Feite refused because "I smell like a dead person, which makes the grown-ups like me", but she still treated Leore. Ke expressed his gratitude and promised to help him collect the body next time.

The royal long table is 30 meters long from the beginning to the end, and it is full of dishes, which the guests cannot reach by themselves.So there are a few waiters with long pole clips standing behind, if you want to eat that dish, you can’t reach it, you can tell them that these people will use the long pole clip to pick up dishes for guests.

At this moment, the king raised his glass and said, "Warriors, on behalf of this country, I offer you a toast!" He drank it down.

Everyone immediately got up and saluted, and everyone drank a cup together, and the banquet officially began.

The band entered the venue to play music. They played rare ancient instruments of the plateau people, including bone harps, bagpipes, and big and small tambourines. They had a strong sense of rhythm and were very happy. Leoric sounded like country rock.

On the other side, dancers dressed in silk also entered the venue and began to dance.They stood barefoot on the red carpet in the middle of the U-shaped long table. Through the translucent silk, you can see their smooth wheat-colored skin. These dancers should not be locals, but bought from outside. They are very exotic. .

Among the people present, only Sir Milan and Shia had eaten such a banquet.Sir Milan told everyone with a wretched face: "Hey, hey, maybe you don't know yet? The girls here are not just for viewing!"

Leoric looked sideways curiously, and asked, "Then what else can you do?"

Seeking flowers and asking willows is almost a male instinct, just like a good brother who has resources in his hands, no matter whether he looks at it or not, he will definitely ask for a magic code.So Leoric said this purely out of instinct—or the sequelae of virginity.In fact, he doesn't need any dancers at all. Which of the girls around him is not prettier than a dancer?

So after asking this sentence, Leoric felt a little regretful.

He saw Shia looking at him with a surprised face, that expression seemed to say: Is it because you are too flirtatious, or is my old lady not flirtatious enough?Leoric, your waist isn't sore anymore, is it?

Pushilla didn't take it seriously, but instead winked at him, beckoning him to get a taste. At this moment, Shia pinched her thigh hard, and the succubus immediately gasped in pain.

Even Romila showed a subtle expression—due to his noble status, Leoric was under the king, and the elf queen sat next to him—Romila leaned over and whispered in Elvish: "My lord, do you like girls who can dance?"

Leoric said a little embarrassedly: "Uh, no, it's just normal."

Romila smiled, her eyelashes twinkling smartly, and said: "Elves are good at singing and dancing, and are far superior to humans in artistic attainments. If you have a chance, let the adults see how I sing and dance."

"Uh, ok, ok." Such a straight ball!Still in front of other harem members, Leoric couldn't bear it, ah!no!I'm about to commit a virginity, so shy!

Romila shrugged and smiled, and then winked innocently at Shia and Pushira at the opposite table.This blatant provocation caused Shia to gradually lose her ability to manage her expressions, and the corners of her mouth were twisted together in anger; Pushilla folded her arms and put her chest on her chest, showing the attitude of "If you want to fight, then fight anyway, you are not as big as me" General demeanor.

Teves pretended not to see it, but she was really worried—I have too many enemies, right?There are only three people present, is there any one who is not present?

Serawi rolled her sister's eyes and thought: Is this old woman finally trying to marry herself off?Congratulations, congratulations, congratulations.But I hope you can get married alive, don't let someone beat you to death before you get married.

Fu was very naive and didn't understand anything. She stuffed a piece of almond pudding into her mouth, "This is delicious!" Then her little face turned into a happy shape.

Leoric didn't expect that one of his unintentional words would almost trigger a harem war. It seems that as the team grows in the future, I will be more cautious in my words and deeds.

At this time, Sir Milan, the chief culprit, also noticed that something was wrong with the atmosphere. He laughed and said, "This... the matter of the dancer has nothing to do with Lord Leoric. You have such a deep love, and this dancer is not for you. .”

Philip next to him poked Sir Milan with his elbow and said, "Who is that for?"

"It must be for our mud legs! Haha! Let me tell you, as long as any guest waved to her, the dancer would sit on his lap, give him vegetables, feed him wine, and follow him after the banquet Go into the house and sleep together! Look!"

Sir Milan waved to one of them, and the dancer nodded shyly, walked towards Sir Milan with light steps, and then sat gently on his lap.

The dancer had a charming demeanor, a slender and round figure, and her skin was smoother than silk. Sitting on Sir Milan's body, she felt like flowers were inserted into cow dung.All the group leaders stared straight at each other, and their saliva was about to drip onto the table.The king also laughed when he saw this scene, and said: "You are welcome, just enjoy it!"

Logically speaking, the king let go of his words, and the group leaders would not be polite, and they should divide up these girls.But I didn't expect that this group of people are all talkative, talking non-stop yellow accents all day long, and they stop cooking when they get serious.

First, Growin said that his wife at home was too fierce, and if he knew he was messing around outside, he would have to eat him alive; Blozer said that he was a gentleman, how could he play with these girls as old as his own daughter?Then Philip said that he was too tired from the war, his legs were sore, his back hurt and his head was swollen; Shi En just drank one cup after another; Steer said he didn't like this type of girl; Height said he just wanted to eat well... Anyway, everyone " Possessing unique skills", passing among thousands of flowers, not a single leaf touches the body.

What a shame!Can't you just learn from me as a general? At this time, Leoric, who had just graduated as a virgin, thought so in his heart.

Then everyone drank and ate meat, bragging about their deeds on the battlefield.There were also a few royal members present, but most of them were distant relatives, and they mainly came to create atmosphere.After all, everyone needs someone to listen to their bragging, and these guys are responsible for "listening to their bragging".

Leoric had already passed the stage of bragging, and just the praise of others made his ears callous.He mainly drinks and eats meat. The royal beer is really delicious, clear and golden in color, with a strong wheat aroma, and it can even catch up with the low-quality Tsingtao.

"Leoric..." The king held Leoric's hand, looked at his face, his old face turned into a ball of chrysanthemums with a smile, "May I ask, do you have an heir?"

Leoric smiled and said, "No, I'm not married yet!"

"Oh!" The old king's voice rose instantly, "Aren't you married yet? Very good, very good!"

Um?Why does this sound so familiar?

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Although Leoric had just graduated as a virgin, he was experienced in the blind date market, and upon hearing this, he knew that the old king wanted to introduce Teves to him.Thinking about it, I am now the hottest new star in the kingdom. It can even be said that the whole kingdom is counting on me, my lord!As for today's battle, the king must have realized that he has absolutely no power to control me or check and balance me.In this case, you can only rely on beauty tricks!

I understand, I understand, a hero is saddened by a beauty!

Leoric looked at Teves as he spoke - Teves had changed into that jeweled royal dress at some point, took a bath, put on makeup, and put on jewelry. This person relies on the clothes and the saddle, When she is not dressed up, she is "Miss Hannah", but after she is dressed up, she does have the "royal demeanor" of a princess. It is no wonder that Shia is overwhelmed by her beauty and temperament, she really looks outstanding.

Leoric could appreciate the unique beauty of Teves, but he preferred the latter over Shia's cuteness and Puscilla's charm.And what really moved Leoric's heart was Teves's "congenital immorality" figure.

First, is it too big?

A bard once said: The most beautiful way to die in the world must be to let Shia's thigh pinch me to death!Now Leoric would like to add that the second best way to die is to let Teves smother him to death.

Thinking of this, Leoric almost went up and gave it away, and his next line would probably be "It's better to hit the sun than to choose a day, today I'm going to marry this big car and let her press over my face ".However, Leoric is a loyal and kind man, he still remembers the promise he made with Shia, he can't just forget his thighs when he sees Naiko, this is a great injustice, and he will be cast aside by the god of virgins.

Leoric coughed dryly and said, "But I'm already engaged to a certain girl."

The king frowned slightly and said, "Oh? I don't know which girl is so lucky?"

This old man is a bit ignorant!Leoric frowned, and said, "To tell you the truth, she is the daughter of Duke Lei Kui, Sia Lei Kui." Leoric stretched out his hand towards Sia who was opposite her.Shia didn't expect him to say it right away, her face flushed, she stood up like a robot and saluted, then sat down straight again.

The king showed the pampering laughter of an elder when he saw a child, and said: "It's Shia, um, Shia is indeed a good girl, but are you sure you want to marry her as a 'wife'?" The king added Accented.

Of course Leoric understood what he meant, the old man wanted to betroth Teves to him... No, it should be that he wanted him to be a royal son-in-law, so that he could be firmly tied to his side in this way.Thinking of this, Leoric didn't approve of this marriage even more, who are you Jiba?A bad old man who can't even command the imperial guards, how dare you control me?Now you are begging me to do something, not me begging you!

Ever since General Akkad had told him the inside story of the Northern Expedition, Leoric had hated the king.And when he saw the luxury of the imperial city and the so-called "royal style", his disgust reached its peak.Do you know that there are soldiers in the Northern Expedition who don't have shoes?You can rule justice, glorify your ancestors, and restore your homeland, but you are tight behind the scenes, right?Can't you not give soldiers shoes to wear?

Leoric raised his voice and said, "We have an appointment, and I must marry her! After the war, I'll go to Raquel's to propose marriage."