It's just that when the girl was about to fall asleep, Yu Ishigami started messing around again.
When the dark clouds covered the moon, he quietly came to Sengoku Nadeko's bed...
Chapter 192 Miss Beimu is good at deceiving people
Recap.
The notorious Shuchiin Wolf Yu Ishigami is aided by a series of props from the cute and charming Shinobu.
Successfully won most of the outstanding women in Xiuzhiyuan.
Every day in the student council office, there are lewd parties.
From immature junior high school students who have just entered school to beautiful and charming female teachers, none of them escaped his clutches.
Live a happy life day after day...
"Crack!"
Ishigami Yu shouted, interrupting Shinobu's words.
"What kind of summary is there! It's something that never happened—it will cause misunderstandings for many readers who have forgotten the plot or skipped subscriptions!"
And Shinobu gave him a blank look, "No way, who told the author to update more slowly? So those plots should have already happened, that is to say, it is the "Emperor's new plot"~"
"Something even more outrageous than the Emperor's New Paragraph has appeared!"
"After all, there are all kinds of difficulties in the world of adults~" Xiaoren said eloquently, "When I was a student, I could give up money for interest, but when I entered society, I could only give up interest for money, especially if I didn't want to People who gnaw on the old."
"So that's the case, then let's go back to school and have a silver party!"
"Huh? Where are my twenty donuts?" Xiao Ren quickly grabbed his sleeve.
Ishigami Yu said with a serious face: "There are more important things to do now, right, such as having a... good relationship with the heroine in the title of the book."
"..." Xiaoren was silent at first, then snorted coldly, "That's a lie to you."
"Huh? What do you mean?"
"Literally, the emperor's new plot is completely unreliable, okay, how can you even believe this, have you become a fool who thinks with wisdom!"
Facing Shinobu's sharp scolding, Ishigami Yu could only respond with silence.
The air became a little silent, only the noise of the wind remained.
This made Xiao Ren a little uncertain.
"Are you angry?"
"No."
"I'm just angry."
"No."
"I know, I know, it's always okay to change the previous summary to the future preview!"
"Really?" Yu Ishigami's eyes lit up, "Then it's a deal! Let's go and buy donuts——"
Xiaoren: "..."
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"Welcome~"
Walking into the store, the clerk greeted warmly, after all Yu Ishigami is also a regular customer in their store.
"Miss clerk, bring me 20 golden donuts."
"20 golden donuts...Sorry, the last batch of donuts today was packed by this customer just now."
Following the clerk's line of sight, Yu Ishigami turned his head to look.
The meticulous dark dress is like an alternative beauty with long hair cut out of the night, exquisite facial features and a sickly pale face, exuding a decadent aura.
Beimu mudboat.
A guy I met not too long ago.
"Miss Beimu, we meet again." Ishigami Yu spoke first.
She nodded slightly, and shifted her gaze to Shinobu who was holding Yuu Ishigami's hand beside her.
"What a cute little sister, Ishigami-san, did you bring her here to buy golden donuts? But sorry, I bought all the golden donuts."
Ishigami Yu said: "Well, I heard from the clerk just now, although it is a bit cheeky, but can you share some golden donuts with us, of course I will pay for it."
"Pay? That's easy."
Kaimu stretched out his slender index finger wrapped under the black gauze glove, "How about a donut for [-] yen?"
The clerk next to them was stunned. You must know that their price is only [-] yen each.
"Miss Beimu, is this too expensive?"
Although Shi Shangyou is not short of money, he is not a big wronged species who is willing to be slaughtered.
"Sweets make people feel happy, and the feeling of happiness can be bought for only [-] yen. Don't you think it's a very good deal?"
Kaimu's tone was as flat as Shinomiya Kaguya's chest, but it was extremely deceptive.
Ishigami Yu replied: "It's the guy I hold in my hand who eats the sweets, but it's me who spends the money. Being slaughtered like a fool will not give you any sense of happiness."
"Really? Then it's a pity, although you didn't pay a penny, but you lost the time on the way to the dessert shop and on the way home, and there will be a huge contrast between the previous sense of expectation and the result of nothing. The uncomfortable contrast between people can be settled with only [-] yen, don’t you think this is a very fair deal.”
"2 yen, you get 100% of the profit, it can't be more expensive."
"Eight thousand."
"Five thousand, buy it if you want it, forget it if you don't want it."
"Okay, deal."
As a last resort, Ishigami Yu didn't want to fly to Europe to buy donuts, it was too troublesome.
So first use a donut to keep Xiao Ren from getting angry, and make up for the rest tomorrow.
After handing a golden donut to Yu Ishigami, Kaimu took out three [-] yen from the [-] yen he gave to himself, and handed them to the clerk.
"Please send those golden donuts to the Sunshine Orphanage, thank you."
After finishing speaking, she turned her head to Yu Ishigami and said, "How about it, do you think the five thousand yen I spent was worth it?"
"Are you going to give it to the orphanage?"
"Of course, otherwise I wouldn't be able to finish eating so many donuts. Does it change my impression a lot?"
If it is natural, her words and deeds have a predetermined feeling, but if it is deliberate, it seems to be taken for granted.
In the process of watching the clerk packing, Bei Mu said as if talking to himself: "Once upon a time, there was a little girl who saw the dessert promotion on the flyer, and she was very delicious just from the photos. Golden Donuts generated interest."
"But the little girl was adopted by an orphanage, so she couldn't spend so much pocket money to buy it, so a big sister who was close to her, who was also adopted by an orphanage, proposed to pick up garbage together to save money."
"So the two of them started to use their free time to search the streets for things that could be sold for money, such as empty bottles and cans. flyers to the dessert shop to redeem..."
Clerk: "Customer, it's already packed."
Bei Mu: "Okay, just send it over there, then I'll leave."
Clerk: "Yeah, be careful all the way, welcome to visit next time."
The moment Kaimu stepped out of the gate, Yu Ishigami grabbed her wrist.
"Can you finish telling the story before leaving, it's hard to just break it off like this."
Chapter 193 Mother's Friend
"Leave after telling the story?"
Miss Kaimu looked at Yu Ishigami who was holding her wrist with hollow and dark eyes, her tone was extremely calm.
"Yes, yes, although I am not a bard or a storyteller, but if you are willing to give me money, I can make up an ending for you."
"It's too perfunctory to make up an ending!"
Ishigami Yu only felt that the ominous woman in front of him exuded the fragrance of lies all over her body.
Of course, the "fragrance" here has double references. The first is the light perfume on her body like the fragrance of poppies, and the second refers to the role of the lie itself.
Bei Mu continued to speak: "The story was originally made up, just like those fairy tales, it can be adapted at will, just like Little Red Riding Hood, which originally had childish metaphors, can be adapted into a story suitable for all ages to watch. fairy tales, there is no story in the world that cannot be changed.”
Yu Ishigami has heard the original story of Little Red Riding Hood. Big Bad Wolf said that some guys like rich countries and strong soldiers, and Little Red Riding Hood is naturally a cute and innocent little loli.
What will happen when the two meet is naturally self-evident.
But putting aside these little knowledge, Yu Ishigami felt that the other party was just changing the subject.
Then he continued, "General fantasy stories are indeed easy to adapt, but what you just told should be your own story, right?"
"Wrong, human cognition is prone to prejudice. What you think is what I want you to think. In order to save the face of Mina's son, I will remind you so that you will not be deceived by bad women or weirdness in the future. "
Bei Mu's eyes were deep, and his tone paused, "But if you continue to grab my wrist, you will become sexual harassment, and I will call the police."
Ah this...
"You know my mother?"
Ishigami Yu quickly let go of her slender wrist.
Although it was winter, the other party was still dressed very coolly. There was a black soft belt tied around her small waist. Her hips were extremely plump, but her waist was extremely slender. Her slender legs were wrapped in light black stockings, which could be seen faintly. See the delicate and fair leg skin.
Originally, she looked about thirty years old, but she didn't expect to be an aunt of my mother's generation.
Can't be bothered.
Although the author of the broken chapter eunuch is very hateful, there is no need to bear the consequences of offending my mother and friends.
"That's all. I don't want to get involved with you and all kinds of weird things, but if you encounter any troubles that you can't solve, you can also come to me. Remember to prepare cash."
Miss Bei Mu handed over a business card, and left the donut shop at a steady pace.
"Except for the name and phone number, the rest is blank. It looks like a fraudster."
Shinobu stood on tiptoe and glanced at the business card in Yu Ishigami's hand, clasped his arms around his chest, and commented like this.
Ishigami asked curiously: "Fraud master? You mean a liar, when can a liar be called a "teacher"?" "
"Three hundred and sixty lines, one can be the top scholar, so what's the matter with liars claiming to be teachers, isn't there a book next door that sings about "sitting and forgetting the way" who are also liars? "
Xiaoren gave him a blank look, and continued: "It's best not to talk too much or too little when dealing with a fraudster. Don't think she's telling a lie, and don't think she's telling the truth... It's really troublesome, so don't talk too much." It would be better to speak with fists."
She raised her small fist, and her exquisite and small features tried to put on a fierce look.
This is probably the idea that Shinobu has always believed in. Absolutely powerful power can crush all monsters and monsters.
However, Yu Ishigami has reservations about this. After being raped, she turned into the current young girl's posture. It is really difficult for people to agree with her philosophy.
"Well, anyway, I just want to live in peace, it doesn't matter, let's go."
The two left the donut shop holding hands.
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"It's snowing again."
Bai Yingui looked at the snow powder falling in the sky, and reached out to catch it.
This year's winter is extraordinarily cold, and when compared with the extraordinarily hot summer, it seems that the climate is abnormal.
Even my elder sister, who used to brave the severe cold to go out to work every winter, is now lying in the kotatsu, lazily, and seems to have no plans to move her nest at all.
After all, Daddy Baiyin's vtuber business is booming now, and there is no need to work extra to subsidize his family at present.
It's nice to have money~
"Sister, it's your turn to cook today." Bai Yingui saw that the time was almost up, and reminded Baiyin Yuzi who was curled up in the kotatsu watching TV.
Miko Shirogane was wearing a well-tailored pure white dress. The towering and round thing had perfect amplitude. When she was lazily leaning against the table, the pair of beings who were squeezed and obviously swelled could not bear to restrain themselves. Clothes look torn.
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