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"Yesod, I'm not sick!"

Although he knew that the Minister of Intelligence was concerned about him, this way of expression still made X choke up for a while.

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2. Is it a bar or a coffee shop? : Chapter 159 148. Psychological Counseling?health examination!

[Director, I still recommend that you seek psychological counseling, I can arrange it for you now, it won't take long. 】

"Angela!"

And when X was about to leave the office of the Minister of Intelligence, she bumped into the AI ​​secretary who pushed the door in. Perhaps the AI ​​had been at the door for a while, at least she must have heard the conversation just now.

Angela rarely left the monitoring room, especially when X slipped out. She was in charge of monitoring the company, but she still pulled out now, probably something happened.

But when X saw the AI ​​secretary coming, he couldn't help but shrink his head, and wanted to hide behind Yesod, very, very reluctantly, as if this was not a psychological examination, but an injection for her.

Most people have a fear of sharp needles, but X... well, she is not, she is simply afraid of artificial intelligence, Angela can always cause a lot of pressure on her, if she has the psychology Disease, [-]% is also inseparable from the secretary.

Three days into the job, the secretary created internal friction in the supervisor.

"I'm not sick, I don't want a psychological examination!"

X pushed Yesod forward, while he hid under the desk in the office and was unwilling to show his face, but this kind of self-deception was obviously useless. The AI ​​secretary caught X out of the desk as soon as he caught him, as if Carry a kitten, or a mouse in the computer room.

[Yesod, sort out the surveillance video at noon, and send it to me after sorting out, I need to check it again. 】

As the real boss of the heads of these departments, the AI ​​secretary silenced the head of the intelligence department with a single word, and went to work with a nod.

Yesod will not even ask Angela why she did this, because I am afraid that there is no room for choice. Unlike the situation when facing X, there is no room for relaxation and negotiation. Even if you have doubts about the order, you can only choose to obey .

This is tyranny and power. Subordinates must absolutely obey and implement orders from superiors without questioning them.

[Director, if I put a lot of pressure on you, you can also choose Minister Hod to give you psychological counseling, and other ministers, I fully respect your wishes. 】

Artificial intelligence is like a big cat with a kitten in its mouth. After the kitten is taken out, it needs to be coaxed again, and two candies are given to ease the mood.

After hearing that it was not Angela who gave him a health checkup, X really relaxed a lot, and he was not as resistant as before, and the two white rabbit milk candies stuffed into his mouth successfully made X shut up and became quiet.

The embarrassing appearance of chewing candy and softening to the secretary's uniform made the intelligence chief look sideways. Yesod sighed, closed his eyes as if he didn't want to see, and rubbed his temples with his hands, as if he felt a headache.

Maybe it was because he was worried about the reliability of the company's director. X's docile appearance could hardly give the intelligence minister confidence and was unreliable.

Although most people hope that they are a gentle person as their boss, Yesod obviously pays more attention to ability and sense of responsibility. She appreciates a capable person, not a gentle person.

Rigorousness is her personal style, and the emotional part is almost eliminated, and the rationality is excessively pursued. In other words, it will appear inhumane and difficult to get along with, sharp and mean.

Rigorous work like experimental research and data reporting is trustworthy, but getting along with colleagues, coordinating and negotiating, and any social-related things are not suitable for Yesod.

Having said that, it is unimaginable for a minister who has a serious mental illness and is almost paranoid to hallucinate to help others with psychological treatment.

But X did just that. X, who was held in his arms by the artificial intelligence like a kitten, struggled and pointed out Minister Yesod who was handling intelligence work.

She discussed with the secretary and made compromises and concessions. Although her face was full of reluctance, X still agreed to do the so-called psychological consultation. After all, insisting that she is not sick will only make others think that she has more problems.

Generally speaking, a mental patient would not say that he was mentally ill, and a sick person would not say that he was sick. In order to prove that he was indeed very healthy, not only physically but also mentally, X agreed to the secretary's proposal.

"Okay...but don't ask Hod to come to psychological counseling, okay? Let Yesod come, Yesod, or you can do a psychological examination for me."

X does not trust Minister Hod that Angela said. Although the Minister of Training Department is warm-hearted and gentle, this is all a superficial phenomenon. Give yourself a mental checkup.

X doesn't even consider the ministers on the vigilant list, but the ministers listed one by one, Malkuth...Hod...Netzach, after deliberation, can't pick out one that can make X feel at ease, and only Yesod is a little bit close. Compose some.

Yesod is dependable.

Although the head of the intelligence department is the one with the worst temper and always picks on the supervisor, he is undoubtedly the one who reassures the supervisor X the most. At least he doesn't have to worry about Yesod making excessive demands or asking for rewards.

Yesod doesn't bother to ask for these things, and is quite disgusted with these behaviors. She is a minister of self-discipline who is strict with others and even stricter with herself. She can be called a practical beauty of the abstinence department.

In the past, X would be troubled by this. The head of the intelligence department would not take the hard way, so it was difficult to get close, but looking at it now, it turns out that Yesod is the one who is really reliable. It looks very aggressive, but in fact it is only aggressive in the mouth Just be stronger.

Safety!

X looked at the Minister of Intelligence pitifully, his golden eyes vaguely seemed to be shedding tears, trying to win the minister's sympathy, but the Minister of Intelligence just looked away and stared at the screen instead, preferring to watch boring Surveillance video is also unwilling to watch X.

Obviously not willing to be a part-time psychiatrist, psychological counseling is not the work of the intelligence department, but the training department.

"Director, Hod is more professional in this area than I am, and the intelligence department is not responsible for these."

Maybe it's not because he is unwilling, but because Yesod is a rigorous and conscientious minister. These require professional fields, and counseling in psychotherapy requires professionalism, and the minister of intelligence does not think he has this ability.

She is not good at comforting others, let alone listening to others. It is irresponsible for someone who lacks professionalism in this area to work as a part-time psychologist.

"Angela, what to do, Yesod is unwilling."

After hearing the refusal of the Minister of Intelligence, X pulled the sleeve of the AI ​​secretary, trying to force the Minister of Intelligence to submit in a way similar to a lawsuit, or use the power of the AI ​​secretary to force Yesod to help with psychological counseling.

But this kind of thing just makes the AI ​​frown.

[Director, you can't force ministers to do things they don't want to do, and I won't force them to do things they don't want to do. If you don't want Hod to be responsible, Malkuth can also give you psychological counseling. 】

The very caring artificial intelligence provides another choice for X. If he does not want Minister Hod to be in charge of psychological counseling, he can also choose Minister Malkuth, but these two options... What is the difference?

X seriously suspected that this was his secretary taking revenge on him, and Angela did it on purpose, deliberate revenge and public revenge.

You can’t go to Hod’s place. X won’t be alone with Hod anymore, and Malkuth has been in an unstable state recently. The head of the control department licked the corner of his mouth and looked at him. X still remembers it clearly What about Chu?

Isn't this a sheep into a tiger's mouth?What psychological counseling, after a while the psychological counseling will become a health check, check whether it is healthy or not, and check it from the inside out.

And Netzach... To be honest, X thinks that Netzach's psychological counseling is to drink alcohol for himself. There is no mental illness.

X thought about it carefully, and when he looked around, there was not a normal minister, or it was normal at first, but it was abnormal when he came to his place, and he didn't know why it became like this.

——Obviously it was fine before...

Hugs that are too enthusiastic will cause people to suffocate. It is not that X hates the minister's enthusiasm, but that it is a bit too much and it has begun to affect his own life.

Will make myself... wobble.

"Angela, why don't you choose? I think I'm healthy and don't need psychotherapy."

X begged his secretary with such a sympathetic appearance, but the AI ​​secretary was indifferent, just like Yesod said, what a cruel and ruthless AI.

[You don’t need to think, I want me to think, you need to do a psychotherapy and use data to explain your health. 】

The artificial intelligence caught the large Siberian cat. The cat's paws were scratching, but it couldn't even scratch the surface of the skin. Its screaming sound was as painful as dragging the cat to a bath.

Taking a bath is not a scary thing, the water is hot, and even soaking is very comfortable, but it is so scary for cats, and they are very, very resistant.

"Let go of me, I don't want it!"

The two sides were in a stalemate, and in the end the Minister of Intelligence couldn't stand it anymore, and reluctantly agreed.

"Angela, I'm here to be in charge of X's psychological counseling. I don't want to interfere with... your private affairs, but you'd better pay attention to the occasion. It's a public environment now."

The Minister of Intelligence rubbed her temples, as if she couldn't hold back anymore, God knows why she was watching this in the office, it didn't look like a quarrel or an argument...it looked like something else.

All in all, it looks very unpleasant, like stepping on a building block toy with bare feet.

"I'll give you X's psychological report later, Angela, please avoid it for a while, you are here, X is under a lot of pressure."

The Minister of Intelligence has already closed his laptop, no longer dealing with those documents and surveillance videos, but took out the pen and paper used for recording, and is ready to start psychological counseling.

Although I don't deal with these matters myself, and psychological counseling is not within the business scope of the intelligence department, the head of the intelligence department is still clear about how to do the most basic things.

The AI ​​secretary is not an unreasonable artificial intelligence, so he nodded and went out when he saw this. X was stuffed on the sofa like a kitten, with an uneasy expression on his face, and his tangle body trembled slightly, like a frightened pearl-necked turtledove .

People who don't know think that the prisoners in prison are about to be interrogated and tortured by the prison guards. Maybe the prisoners who are interrogated will not be as nervous as X.

"Director, relax, do you need something to drink? I'll go get some drinks."

Yesod's tone is rare and gentle, probably to conform to the appearance of psychological counseling and restrained a little bit, and the poisonous tongue is not so poisonous. After all, psychological counseling is to let the person being consulted express their feelings in a relaxed state, not was tortured.

This is probably why most psychiatrists are beauties with good looks, and middle-aged men who look very kind, because this can visually relax the consultants, eliminate their vigilance, and be in a natural state of mind. ground state.

It's not that the head of the intelligence department is not beautiful, but that she looks capable and strong, a standard image of a strong woman in the workplace, somewhat majestic from her superiors to her subordinates, and when facing her, she will always stand up unconsciously and stand upright. manner.

This slightly sharp feeling is not very suitable for psychological counseling work. It is more suitable for Minister Malkuth who looks approachable and similar to the temperament of the girl next door, and Minister Hod who is soft and gentle.

"Is there a strawberry soda? I want a strawberry soda."

But when X sees Yesod, he still feels at ease. In any case, it is not suitable to go to the head of the control department or the head of the training department. X has not yet figured out how to face them, so he can only avoid them for the time being. .

Dealing with these things is also difficult for X, which is far more troublesome and tricky than managing the company and greeting those abnormalities.

How to respond to those ministers, X has not yet thought about it, let's think about the result afterwards.

Perhaps it is more appropriate to change psychological counseling to emotional counseling? X really didn't feel that he had a psychological problem, but was entangled and distressed by the affairs between these ministers.

She didn't know what to do.

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I really want to take a vacation, meow, woohoo, I want to sleep, but the task of the master has not been completed yet, um, there are still a few chapters that are owed to be paid, and there will be more meows at the end of the month.

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2. Is it a bar or a coffee shop? : Chapter 160 149. Supervisor, Angela will take care of you

"name?"

"X..."

"gender?"

"……Female."

"Position?"

"...Well, I've said enough, Yesod, what are you asking, these are obviously nonsense."

X was distressed, why did he have to ask this first every time, forget about Angela, why did Yesod have to ask again, do you have to ask for any name?And things like gender, you can tell by looking...?

Even if the curves are not obvious, X still has the softness that women should have, with a slender waist.

But the woman with dark purple hair just continued to ask X who was sitting across from the sofa in a cold and almost unwavering tone, holding a water-based pen in her hand, writing in a neat and orderly manner on the paper Every empty field.

Even if it was something she knew at a glance, she still had to ask it very rigidly in accordance with the rules.

Moreover, such indifferent eyes and a cold and slightly impatient tone may be true to the prison interrogation, but the link of extorting a confession is missing, which is too serious.

Such a stern face and unsmiling will bring a lot of pressure to people, but the Minister of Intelligence obviously has not changed his mind, just like her character, she is extremely paranoid about many things.

Yesod, the Minister of Intelligence, is like an iceberg that has not melted for a long time, rational and flat, and business-like.

"Director, it's psychological counseling now. During the psychological counseling, please try to maintain a relaxed state as much as possible."

Having said that, Yesod's aura is really hard for X to relax. It's like the head teacher is training the students. Even if X holds a strawberry soda in his hand and takes a few sips from time to time, it still doesn't relieve him. This tension.

"Well... can I take off my shoes, I want to lean on the pillow."

X rubbed the soft cushions on the sofa, trying to curl up, and huddled in the corner of the sofa, but the minister in front of him was too strict, so that X was cautious when he even spoke, worried that his behavior would not comply with the rules, which would offend Yesod unhappy.

Normally, he would frown even when his collar was crooked. X didn't think such impolite behavior as taking off his shoes in the office would be allowed.

And such a weak attitude of putting himself in a low position first, it is really hard to imagine that he will be the supervisor of the company, maybe it is because he was disciplined too severely by the secretary, so that he developed such a timid and frightened temperament.

But maybe it's not really so timid, it's just a pure impromptu performance, if you really say something, you can listen to it, and you won't go in one ear and out the other. room.

It is more appropriate to use "pretending to be good", and only selectively listen to what is useful to you, and then filter other things and ignore other things.

"Director, I'm not asking you to keep you relaxed, to treat this place as your own bedroom."

Unsurprisingly, it was difficult for the Minister of Intelligence to hold back when he saw that X was about to take off his shoes and step on the pillow on the sofa with only socks on.

"Isn't this the bedroom? The minister's office is also a place to rest, right?"

X spoke forcefully and convincingly, but the pillow has been kneaded to become softer and fluffier visible to the naked eye.

She relocated the pillows to the side back of the sofa, while she rested on the pillows and rolled into a ball in the corner of the sofa. Her lazy look was nothing like the over-frightened goo who was caught by the secretary just now. Woo look.

There is reason to suspect that X actually just didn't want to be next to the secretary and be taken back to the supervisor's office.

The Minister of Intelligence frowned as he watched, and wanted to speak out a few times, but he seemed to have thought of something, and swallowed his words abruptly, leaving only a helpless sigh in the end.

"Director, if you don't cooperate with my work, Angela will deal with you, and these reports will be handed over to Angela in the end...I can't decide these things."