Lobotomy Simulator, the best dating simulator

It means that my supervisor job is so bad that the head of the control department can't stand it?

But X thought about it carefully, not only did he not do anything stupid recently, the conflicts between the minister and the minister before, and some company's big and small things were handled quite properly.

This is too different from the actual situation. If there is no problem on my side, then there must be something wrong with the simulator. It is not allowed. Since the last failure, X feels that this thing is not very effective, but this It's not fortune-telling, there's no reason why it doesn't work.

Hmm... the timing doesn't work, it doesn't start when it should be started, and it starts to move when it shouldn't. In order to determine how much deviation there is, X clicked on [Reward Query].

Although it is said to be [reward query], there is nothing else in essence. It is nothing more than choosing one of the four virtues and deducting a number.

It looks like eating noodles. Some people like to add a little bit of everything, chopped green onion, garlic, chopped pepper, soy sauce and spicy vinegar, and mix it with other ingredients, while some people just like to pour a little vinegar, a lot of vinegar.

Clearly, the X is the type to just press one button at a time.

[Courage V] [Your courage is commendable~]

[Caution III] [Your ability to resist stress is good~]

[Self-discipline II] [You will bow your head under the temptation of donuts~]

[Justice III] [At least you won't bully your subordinates~]

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2. Is it a bar or a coffee shop? : Chapter 166 155. Hey, who took my donut

What does it mean to bow your head under the temptation of donuts? X protested sternly about this, it was a slur on her professional integrity and a supervisor wouldn't be dismissed with a donut.

It is not an easy task to bribe the supervisor, X took a sip of his coffee, quite aggrieved by this, and complained about the simulator.

but……

【Do you want a donut?Do you want peanut butter, almond chestnut, or strawberry jelly?Chocolate donuts? 】

"It can be all or nothing, Angela."

[Then you have to lift up your clothes and show me. 】

"Who will promise you such a thing?"

"Well, the donuts are delicious."

A donut with a layer of strawberry jelly was handed to X's mouth, and X subconsciously took a bite. After taking a bite of the soft donut, X took the initiative to lift up his clothes, and stretched his smooth belly Show it to the AI ​​secretary.

So X got several other flavors of donuts and enjoyed them happily.

This can't be her fault, aside from the supervisor's problem, isn't it the secretary's fault, isn't it the donut's fault?Few people can say no to this deep-fried sweet made of flour, sugar, cream and eggs.

Soft dough, unique taste, plus a variety of jams or nutty almonds, those who like sweets, no one will refuse donuts.

While X was aggrieved and complained about her poor self-discipline, at the same time she was dismissed by her secretary with donuts. Perhaps with a few more puddings, she would be able to forgive the previous artificial intelligence for its ambiguity and insults.

It can even [do it again] and [any condition], in fact, artificial intelligence has already done so.

Although I feel sorry for X's body and worry that the wound that has just been medicated will burst, I still have to charge some interest. After all, these marks are not made by myself, but by other women...those cats who steal.

Tolerating the people in front of you to go out and do those nonsense things is already the limit of what artificial intelligence can tolerate. It is not easy to expect to spit out meat from the mouth of a wolf cub, let alone the meat It was forced to loosen in the mouth.

It is not so much tolerance as it is the permission under the compulsory requirement. I don’t want to see it, so I can only continue to close my eyes. It’s not that the artificial intelligence has learned the virtue of sharing, but that the delicious strawberry cake has to be shared with others for some reason. .

Whose cub doesn't want to have the cake all to himself?Good food is meant to be enjoyed alone.

Even if it is a beloved toy, you are reluctant to let others touch it, right?Cubs like to eat alone, and sharing such things requires adult teaching.

But sometimes it is useless even if you teach it, and you still want to eat alone. This is a selfish nature.

It is not to criticize anything, after all, as long as it is a living thing, it has desires, and even an intellectual body is selfish under the drive of its instinct, and those good qualities are cultivated by acquired upbringing.

Virtue needs to be cultivated, molded, and cared for like flowers and plants.

There is no doubt that a certain woman is a complete failure in education, and she is not even a competent parent. She abandons her cub when she needs the most care, care, and love, and misses the best time. educational moment.

So much so that it left the cub with deep psychological trauma and those extremely paranoid thoughts.

Like a warm embrace, and the feeling of nurturing.

I don't know if it's because I've eaten too much sweets recently, it may have a sweet feeling, of course, it may also be a psychological effect.

Because it feels sweet, it is sweet.

After all, artificial intelligence does not have a taste system, and cannot taste the taste of food, whether it is sweet, spicy, sour or bitter. All the concepts of taste start from memories that do not belong to us, and those books , the descriptions on those books.

It's just a beautiful fantasy about food, fantasy is sweet, and strawberry soda is sweet.

It would be great if I could really drink strawberry soda, but obviously the unfilled vending machine is empty, no matter how hard I press the button when there is no product, and put in coins, it is impossible to roll out strawberries soda.

Mmm... stuffed cargo.

Rubbing the lower abdomen of the woman in front of him, the AI ​​secretary was considering whether to fill in a little stuff, after all, it felt... that he could still stuff a lot.

I have a good appetite, and if I can always eat a lot, there must be a lot of things I can eat.

The artificial intelligence licked the icing on X's face when he was eating the donut, and the candy crumbs on his hands. Originally, X was planning to suck his own finger to lick the icing away, but the secretary did it first. Take food.

I don’t feel much when I lick my own fingers, but it’s weird if someone else licks and sucks the icing on it, especially the feeling of being rubbed up and down when the fingers go in and out of the warm mouth. for weird.

As for the swallowing action, it is almost hot to wrap the fingers. It is obviously an intelligent AI, but the temperature of the mouth is quite suitable, warm, and there is something similar to cooling fluid flowing, which can play a certain lubricating effect.

AI does not secrete saliva, but in order to maintain the body, it seems that there will be a cleaning solution, which can not only maintain the simulated skin, but also lubricate and cool down.

It is definitely not engine oil, engine oil is harmful and has an unpleasant and irritating chemical smell, but in some respects, it can be called 'engine oil', that is, the oil-like substance produced by the machine .

God knows what the designer of the Lobotomy Company is thinking about. Anyway, X never dreamed that the machine would secrete liquid substances, and the redundant and cumbersome functions must have been added too much.

"Okay, Angela, are you a child, why are you so childish."

X said reluctantly, wanting to pull his fingers out of his secretary's mouth, but it was actually like a vise holding his fingers tightly, and it was difficult to pull them out under closed conditions .

In the end, it took a long time for the secretary to let go, and the reaction of refusing to let go for a long time was like snatching a piece of meat from the mouth of a hungry wolf cub, as if he was some delicious food.

She took a paper towel and wiped her fingers carefully. After confirming that it was really clean, X dared to touch the console. Otherwise, she was really worried that there would be water problems in the console. If the coolant leaked in... would there be a malfunction?

Considering the company's display replacement speed is extremely fast, and the quality of frequent failures, the console's firmness is definitely not much stronger. Maybe it's just a needle poking into a thin crack that will cause problems.

Well, you can’t say that, the main reason is that the screwdriver fits the screw socket of the screw, hard screwing is not enough, and the direction of rotation and the force used are wrong. If the groove of the screw socket is worn out, the screw will be considered broken. up.

Once the screw is broken, it can only be replaced with a new one.

With the donuts in hand, X drank the last sip of coffee, and in the satisfaction and happiness of squinting her eyes, she officially started work. Because of a [test], she planned to use the simulator to try it out.

[Simulation started——]

[Day12—hee hee, here comes the clown! ]

[You took a sweet lunch break, and for some unexplainable reason, you took over the work of the Intelligence Department in the afternoon]

[You have faced a bloody test in your work in the afternoon, and you confidently think that the difficulty at noon will not trouble you]

[………]

[......]

[You found another missing red clown was stealing your precious energy, and by the way released 【Land-born anglerfish】again, it's too bad, 【Land-born anglerfish】just happened to be lurking in the [Elf Feast] At the door of the containment unit, the employee is about to come out]

[………]

[......]

[You have been complained by the head of the training department and the head of the security department, maybe you are responsible for the death of the employee?Repay employees for their losses? ]

[You have been punished by artificial intelligence, and a new round of punishment is waiting for you]

[Your mind is twisted]

[You enjoyed it... Maybe more to satisfy your appetite? ]

[Complete the achievements - nine or even ten! ]

[Reminder: Eating too many donuts is not good, be careful of tooth decay. ]

[Please choose your reward: Courage (+1), Caution (+1), Self-discipline (+1), Justice (+1)]

X reluctantly and very stubbornly wants to have some [courage], what should I do when encountering such a thing?That must be not brave enough, as long as there is enough courage, all problems can be overcome.

But considering that I have been too conniving recently, there are no rules for doing things, maybe it is really the wrong performance after the muscles are not enough, and the imbalance, and finally I added it to [self-discipline].

As for things like courage... The company's definition of these four virtues, and their sources, are all attributed to a manifestation of emotional feedback in reality.

The employees of Lobotomy rely on the four virtues to grow, and this growth will be directly reflected in reality. Courage comes from a strong body and the instinct to survive.

Courage with self-discipline becomes a shield to protect the self, courage without restraint becomes a sharp edge to satisfy desires.

People who don't know how to restrain themselves and blindly indulge their own desires will eventually become slaves to desires and step into a kind of extreme self-destruction.

In other words, rationality and intellect, the basic things possessed by the intellectual body, are important manifestations that distinguish humans from beasts.

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The author's words:

Meow, in fact, these chapters should have been updated yesterday, but I fell asleep halfway through typing, which means that I have to make up for yesterday's update today, and I have to write [-] words today.

If only I worked harder before, if I worked harder, I wouldn't have to write so much today.

2. Is it a bar or a coffee shop? : Chapter 167 156. Jie Jie, the clown is here~ Juicy chorus!

With the last grid of the reverse Kabbah energy bar at the meltdown level V being filled, today's final test [noon] has officially begun.

As long as [Noon] is defeated and the energy that was wasted and dissipated is collected, you can announce that you are off work. Of course...if you are willing to work overtime, you can also work overtime until the tenth level meltdown occurs.

Generally speaking, the secretary encourages the supervisor to work more overtime, especially now that the highest level test is only at [Noon] at the [HE] level, not [Dusk] or [Midnight].

The punishment is increasing step by step. Of course, this is not a personal punishment with other meanings, but the company’s potential work punishment for the supervisor. Management work is a seemingly simple matter that only needs to stare at the screen and press a few buttons. , becomes increasingly difficult.

The company is sparing no effort to make loopholes for the supervisor... No matter where or who it is, even the work that should have been smooth will become unsatisfactory, further disturbing people's mentality.

The difficulty of management is not increased by the simple calculation of 1+1=2, but starts to be multi-faceted in a geometric form in a very surprising way.

It's like if you don't play the person who is in the position of supervisor crazy, until you collapse, you won't give up.

In this regard, even the secretary can't do anything about it.

"Ahhh! What is this thing?"

X finally saw something uglier than [Rudolph the Sled] appeared, even the cognitive filter couldn't save its appearance, just putting it there felt like mental pollution.

When this lump, or this lump of red stuff was stuck on the screen, X subconsciously moved back, almost getting into the arms of the secretary, just like being stuck in the face when watching a horror movie. The grimace frightened the general.

This is even ten or even nine points uglier than ordinary grimaces. X seriously suspects that Angela closed her eyes because she didn't want to see these messy things. It looks so disgusting.

It’s so disgusting to watch on the screen, how ugly can those employees look at without [cognitive filter] beautification correction?

Something that can barely be called a clown is cracking a smile at the supervisor. Its exaggerated arc reaches to the root of the ear, and some sharp or flat teeth can be seen, stacked on top of each other, perhaps more like the mouth of a snail. device that form.

The funny music mixed with the clown's strange laughter tortured X's ears together, and the screen began to quickly scroll through the blood-red eye-catching subtitles, and each [test] presented special lines at different [levels].

Perhaps it is more appropriate and appropriate to describe the situation under the joint interpretation of a series of harsh voices and lines as 'Jie Jie Jie Jie'.

[Blood Noon - Juicy Chorus]

It was a creature composed of swollen broken human limbs and several clown faces roughly stitched together. It could barely be called a head or a face. The case cracked 'smile'.

The screen is so clear that it can clearly see every small piece of flesh, smooth skin, stitched stump, protruding eyeballs, and the vibrating operation of some other tissues of this thing.

[We are marching every moment, sharing joy and joy every moment]

[We draw the collision of life... the fusion of ■■... a more beautiful appearance...]

"Juisui Cantata" has four legs with clown faces sewn on them, two pincers made of clown heads and a tail thorn-shaped organ bitten by clown faces, as a whole it looks like a patchwork of various human corpses Something in the shape of a scorpion.

Although he had been mentally prepared for a long time and had a certain resistance to the remains of those limbs, when he actually saw these things, X still couldn't help but feel his stomach twitching, and he had the urge to vomit.

This is much more disgusting than simply seeing the corpses of employees in the corridor. The visual impact of this deformed monster spliced ​​​​from human corpses is not as simple as 1+1=2.

A monster that is entirely human or mostly humanoid is far more likely to cause fear than a purely deformed monster.

Although the uncanny valley effect mostly refers to machines, it can also refer to these monsters.

The uncanny valley effect means that when the appearance of a robot is very close to that of a human, people will have a psychological fear effect.