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When X rushed over in the elevator panting, he was only 1 minute away from being late, which can be called a precise stepping point, and this undoubtedly gave a bad negative impression from the first meeting.

"You're late, X! Do you know how long we've been waiting here for you to welcome you, our new supervisor?"

The first person to speak was a girl who was shorter than other ministers, even shorter than Yesod. In this company where the average height of the employees is generally over 170, maybe she should really consider wearing height-enhancing shoes.

It's just that if you really give this minister height-increasing shoes as a gift, I'm afraid he will be furious and enjoy the treatment of stomping on his toes.

But don't look at her being short, but she is not small. The disdainful gaze she looks at X is even more severe than that of Angela, the poisonous secretary. Temper worse.

Like...like eating dynamite?

If Minister Yesod of the Ministry of Intelligence is a corn snake that is harmless to humans and animals, then this minister is probably a copperhead viper, extremely aggressive.

"Sorry, I was delayed by something. I'm sorry..."

X hastily bowed and apologized. If outsiders saw him, they probably wouldn't know who was whose boss for a while, but this little devilish minister still planned to hold on to this point and say something.

And when the atmosphere was not so good, another minister from the Central Headquarters took over for X.

"It's okay, we're just here too. Hello, X, are you the new supervisor? I'm Tiphereth, the head of the second district of the Central Headquarters. Nice to meet you. She's also Tiphereth, a department of the First District of the Central Headquarters. "

This minister has a face similar to that of the minister just now, and his hair color is also the same, bright and warm yellow, but there are some differences in the pupil color and hairstyle. short hair.

And the other minister who seemed to be a little irritable had long hair that almost reached the ground, olive green eyes, and a beautiful brown bow tie.

The Central Headquarters is jointly managed by two ministers, one in charge of the first district and the other in charge of the second district. Obviously, despite the similar appearance, the two ministers have completely opposite personalities, and the difference is quite large.

One has an impatient and vicious tongue, while the other is calm and humble...

"Well, hello, are you twins? Both named Tiphereth."

X is a little restrained in front of strangers, far less natural than the high-level ministers who are already acquainted with each other. Perhaps it is because the head of the Central Headquarters gave X a slap in the face, which made X a little afraid of this impatient minister.

"Of course, can't you see? We are twins, both Tiphereth."

"If you're asking if we're biological twins, we're not."

"So it's meaningless to distinguish us~"

The impatient one answered first, while the calm one answered later and completed the answer. Although they had different personalities, they had an extraordinary tacit understanding.

"I'm in charge of managing the affairs of the Central Headquarters. This department is not small. I'm afraid I can't handle it all by myself."

The one who spoke was the minister in charge of the first district of the Central Headquarters, and when she was talking, she looked at another minister in charge of the second district. When she looked at the minister of the second district, there was a sweet smile on the corner of her mouth, and when she treated X Compared with his bad attitude, it can be said that it is a world.

"In short, we are indeed two people... She manages the first district, and I manage the second district. In fact, I exist more often to assist her."

And the head of the second district was exceptionally calm. She was more explaining to X, explaining the affairs of the Central Headquarters, but the words were taken away halfway through the explanation, and another person started.

This imposing minister, just like what Angela said, doesn't trust X, or her ability as a supervisor... Maybe it's because she was late for the first meeting, so a lot of impression points were deducted for the sake?

"Anyway, since you've made it this far, there's no need for me to tell you the most basic things about Abnormalities, right?"

"But if you let me down, maybe I'll hang you aside."

This is a more straightforward and harsh attitude than the Minister of Intelligence. She doesn't know a little bit of euphemism, and she doesn't have anything to do with being considerate. Maybe Yesod will soften her heart sometimes, but she definitely won't.

The head of the first district of the central headquarters is outspoken, while the head of the second district is much more gentle and considerate.

"Director, I believe you will accomplish the task well."

Her encouragement made X feel better, but before it warmed his heart, another minister gave X another heavy blow, as if he would not stop until his confidence was crushed.

"Just one more piece of advice - I'm not like the ministers you've met before, although technically we're not much different, I mean! The only thing they're good at is..."

"Just pretending to be busy when we don't have a job! I can't believe we're both Spehirah!"

This made the corner of X's eyes twitch. Perhaps in some respects, the grumpy central minister was right.

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The author's words:

Meow, the central headquarters is open meow!It's a pity that there are no inter-posts to accompany me at this time, I really want to know what everyone will say, and I look forward to the comments and inter-posts after the silence technique is over~

Although during this period, everyone is not interested in reading books, and the author is also negative, but after all, I can’t stop updating meow, so I still have to work hard and look forward to seeing you in a month. I want to see your posts and comments!

2. Is it a bar or a coffee shop? : Chapter 178 167. Little Fist Punches Your Chest

"Don't say that, Miss, the upper-level ministers are also working very hard. Their busyness is not faked. As the minister of the middle-level department, you should also be more considerate of them."

"By the way, Malkuth also said that he hopes to get together with you. If you have time, you can come to the upper floor to play. How about we have a party? It will be very lively if there are many people."

X looked helplessly at the head of the Central Headquarters, who was more than a head shorter than her, and worried about the relationship between his subordinates in the future... It seems that the relationship between the middle and upper management is not good?How much should we run in?

In any case, X probably knows what he has to do, such as being a lubricant honestly, trying to reduce the conflict between the gears as much as possible, so that they will quarrel less.

But as soon as this sentence was finished, the ministers of the first district of the Central Headquarters were unhappy, and they didn't know where X had raised his eyebrows. Maybe just standing there made him feel uncomfortable?

Because of his height, X has always been condescending to look down on the minister, but unfortunately his height cannot increase his aura, X is still like a frightened turtledove, pitiful, he just nodded and bowed to the minister——

The secretary could shake his head when he saw this unpromising look, and the face of the company executive was ruined.

The supervisor talks to his subordinate minister, but the supervisor is the one being scolded...

It may be that X's soft-hearted attitude is too fast, the speed of the slide rail is top-notch, and since ancient times, there is a reason not to hit smiling faces.

"Even if you say that, I won't praise you! In short, after arriving at the Central Headquarters, the real challenge has just begun."

"I don't care if you're disappointed or entertained, I'm just going to focus on your job performance!"

Perhaps this is also a branch of the Minister of Intelligence...

X looked at the classic performance of the head of the first district of the Central Headquarters, and subconsciously wanted to say something, but he held back in time and shut up honestly, lest he say the wrong thing and be caught like stepping on the head of a cat's tail Choke.

And just as X was racking his brains for what else to talk about to cheer up the more irascible minister, here came another guy who was hanging out.

With a leisurely pace, I don't feel any nervousness at all, maybe because I don't have the slightest sense of being late.

Netzach had his hands in the seam of his trousers, the tie was crooked, unbuttoned, and the coat was open to reveal the loose image of the shirt inside. The slipper was missing, and the documents under the armpit looked a little bit of work.

After seeing X, she reluctantly raised one of her arms and waved it as a greeting.

"Hey—Director, are you here? Just ignore her stinking face, she's always been like that."

"Hello, Tiphereth... it's not good to be choking in the morning,"

Then, facing the eyes of the head of the first district of the Central Headquarters who wanted to kill AI, he walked around and directly pulled X over, hugging him, with the tendency to tear him apart.

The head of the security department, X, who was guarded behind him, was still a little dazed, unable to figure out the situation, but there was already a smell of gunpowder on both sides, and it seemed vaguely about to be set on fire.

X carefully tugged on Netzach's sleeve, then poked his head out from the not-so-spacious back of the head of the security department, scanned around like a detective, and found that there was a confrontation between the two ends.

The ministers of District [-] and District [-] of the Central Headquarters are at one end, and she and the Minister of Security are at the other end. The Minister of District [-] frowned fiercely, his eyes seemed to be on fire, and stared at him viciously, while the minister of District [-] With an apologetic smile, he gestured to himself to stop here.

There is a high probability that the head of the second district will not be able to stop the head of the first district, or he will not be able to persuade the head of the first district. The kung fu with the mud is not so much bad as that he does not want to mix it in and mix the already turbid water even more. muddy.

Maybe if we add more fire, we won't be able to go to work on time today, and the whole company will be in trouble.

If something like this happened on the first day of the opening of the Central Headquarters, X felt that Angela would have to fire herself... No, she fried a variety of seafood, added garlic and green onions, and went straight to the supermarket.

X cleared his throat, and was about to speak, when he was forcibly interrupted by the head of the Central Headquarters, "Netzach! Your report hasn't been handed over to me yet!"

"What, Netzach, your report isn't in yet?"

After X heard the keyword 'report not handed in', his eyes sharpened instantly, vaguely intending to change his camp and go to the middle-level minister.

"Huh? I came here just for this matter. I'm so annoying. What's the rush? Also, Tiphereth... There will be a cross-department drill tomorrow, remember to prepare in advance."

Netzach shook out the document under his armpit, and stuffed it like rubbish to the head of the first district of the Central Headquarters. Although Tiphereth had a face full of disgust, he still reluctantly accepted it. You can't be too fast.

"I'm not you! You rambunctious drunkard! Anyway, in the end, it's probably me doing all the work all over again!"

Tiphereth vaguely felt that he was going to go crazy. Although they were both called Tiphereth, it was obvious that Tiphereth and Tiphereth were different. Another Tiphereth, the Minister of the Second District, took over Netzach's file and put it away carefully.

She smiled and nodded towards the Minister of Security and Director X, and then said:

"We will tell you when we are ready in advance, please rest assured."

But this made the minister of the first district purse his lips and became dissatisfied.

I don't know whether it is dissatisfaction with the attitude of 'Minister Tiphereth', or dissatisfaction with the inaction of the upper-level ministers and the director X.

Hmm... maybe a little bit of both.

"Tiphereth! You're so gentle. You don't need to be so kind to crap like Netzach! It's going to have a bad effect, and it's a full two days after I applied!"

Irritability and madness are probably synonymous with this minister, maybe a 'venomous tongue' should be added?

Such blunt, mean and ruthless language made even X frown when he heard it, but Netzach still had no expression at all, with a completely indifferent attitude, and he didn't want to talk about it.

X couldn't bear it anymore.

"Tiphereth, don't treat your colleagues like this. Netzach is your colleague... It's true that she has a problem, but if anyone is to blame, it should be me, the supervisor."

"What qualifications do you have to set a judgment on others and call Netzach trash? That's enough, don't say these bad words in the future, you should have the most basic respect for your colleagues."

"I don't want my minister to be a guy who doesn't even understand the most basic etiquette and who is bluffing about everything. If you don't even know how to get along with your colleagues, I can consider changing to a minister. The next minister can do better."

"Don't forget who gave you your power, the company? But I am the director of the company, your boss."

X pulled Netzach back, and this time the condescending gaze was no longer flinching.

The cold golden eyes stared at a certain minister who had spoken badly many times. Even if the minister of the Central Headquarters was more powerful than the ministers of other departments, it did not mean that he had the power to order others.

X is still the director of the company, and the director is the minister's boss.

Maybe it was because the gaze was too cold, or oppressive, and Tiphereth, who was originally tough and irascible, was dumbfounded, and even seemed a little scared to cry, and froze in place.

X didn't want to comfort this 'little girl', her tenderness would definitely be given to the minister, but it also depends on the situation. If Hod cried, she would rush to comfort him, but Tiphereth looked so frightened and cried.

X only thinks that she is bullying, relying on Netzach and his own lack of temper to push her nose in the face like this.

Respect is mutual, and if you don't even have basic courtesy, then you don't have to maintain that gentle appearance.

"Okay, Netzach, let's go, ignore her. She should reflect on her words, our company does not need such an unreasonable and mean minister."

X took the hand of the head of the security department as a way of cheating, and he had to run faster to avoid being beaten after he finished talking.

The appearance of Tiphereth, a violent old girl, really made X think that she would give him some kind of 'kick your chest'.

Putting this possibility aside, if the minister of the Central Headquarters reacted and asked Angela to complain about 'bullying' the minister, wouldn't he be punished.

Punish the supervisor or something...

So it is better to act first, X planned to go to his secretary to complain later, saying that the minister of the central headquarters bullied him, and Angela had to make decisions for himself.

After all, she is also my secretary, she should...should protect herself a little...? X has no confidence here, because she feels that her AI secretary will only find an excuse to "punish" the supervisor, as if she has an addiction.

This may be more serious than the case of addicts... X would rather this is an enkephalin addiction.

After getting on the elevator, X was relieved to see that the head of the Central Headquarters did not chase after him in a panic, and secretly thanked himself for making decisive decisions and running swiftly enough.

"That, Director..."

"Huh? What's the matter, Netzach. Don't take what Tiphereth said just now. She may just be immature, too immature. It's hard to imagine why the company would let such an AI be the minister..."

"You must know that the Central Headquarters is a very important department. It is not a good decision to appoint a hasty and impatient AI as the minister. I really don't know what the senior management of the Lobotomy Company is thinking. They hope that the operation of the company will be a mess. what?"

"Regardless of her ability, she should be criticized for her bad attitude towards her colleagues...Even Yesod would not do that."

While comforting her head of the security department, X continued to complain about the company's stupidity. More than once, she felt that the head of the AI ​​designer of the Lobotomy Company was caught by the elevator door. with this thought.

She went there with expectations, but she was only disappointed when she saw it. This guy is definitely more difficult to get along with than the upper-level ministers. He is tricky, arrogant and rude, just like a young lady who ran out of some family, with a bad temper. terribly.

It's true that X will get used to the minister, but he can't be so used to it, anyway, if he messes up, he'll screw it up, and X doesn't expect to have a good relationship with Tiphereth.

All the scolding is over, no matter what happens to her later, at least her mouth is happy now.

X can't take this kind of anger. He acts like a wretch in front of ministers all day long, doesn't say a word when he is scolded, and even puts on a face to serve others. Who are you?Bai slept with the secretary?

Unless, unless you give her a strawberry pudding, at least give her a pudding before scolding, you can't be scolded in vain.

Then, X was pushed against the wall by the security chief, and forced into the shadow of the corner.

It was as long and deep as usual, almost without a breath, and during this process, my thinking seemed to be filled with paste, blurred, and my head was in a daze.

"Netzach?"

X stared wide-eyed at the head of the security department who was almost putting his whole body weight on him, not understanding why this happened.

"X, a rotten person like me is not worth it... Tiphereth is right, I am indeed a piece of trash."

While talking, he added a tooth mark to X's collarbone, which was another red and swollen mark.