Lobotomy Simulator, the best dating simulator

"Well, I don't want to be disliked by Angela... then pick this one, [O-04-72] I feel like she might be looking at me, a voice saying pick her- well, actually every one of them Tell me, pick her, pick her."

[You have an injury on your hand, why don't you heal it? ]

[Your wound... it hurts, it's okay, I will help you, come on, come under my wings. ]

——Stop arguing, it's annoying.

"Am I too tired recently, Angela, I should toss less at night, this must be the reason for lack of sleep."

X rubbed his temples, feeling a little headache, seeing more and more hallucinations since the last incident, and occasionally hearing some voices, as if someone was muttering to himself.

She originally thought that her [simulator] had become a genius, but in fact, the lobe logo just stayed there quietly, as rigid as the system AI, this is definitely not some kind of singularity in her mind What a mess of technology.

Probably... just like the department head of the company, he has some hallucinations due to mental illness, but X feels that he is quite healthy, and he has never touched enkephalin, which is unlikely to be a side effect of the drug.

[I'm here for treatment.Come to me if you need.I'd love to help you. ]

[There is nothing under the mask.Flesh will eventually decay with time, but the soul will not. ]

[I'll save you from the end, trust me. ]

"[O-04-72] is managed by the Central Headquarters. The minister of the first district should be able to deal with it? Angela, I want to drink black tea today, let's make a cup of black tea."

[My deeds, no one knows, nowhere to be found. ]

[Don't deny my existence, I'm right in front of your eyes. ]

"Well, as expected, black tea is more mellow. Can you add more sugar to black tea, Angela, I like sweeter."

X quietly began to ignore the hallucinations he had, and then chose another well-behaved guy without hesitation, 【O-04-72】.

X thinks this hallucination is quite interesting, as long as he shows a tendency to choose [O-04-72] instead of [O-01-45], there will always be strange voices coming out in his ears. Talking about.

as if in a hurry...

I don't know if this symptom is schizophrenia or multiple personality. X thinks that he will not suffer from this kind of mental illness, and the probability is that he is overworked.

Taking a sip of the black tea made by the secretary, X switched to the next batch of Abnormalities storage boxes, and looked at the third batch of Abnormalities extracted by the company today. Because the central headquarters is very large, it is divided into District [-] and District [-]. Not only does District [-] need to contain Abnormalities, but District [-] also needs it.

Today, a total of three abnormal bodies have to be selected.

After X switched to the next batch of abnormal bodies, the voice chanted by the hallucinations gradually died down, and the ears were quite clear, which confirmed that X felt that he was suffering from obscurity, otherwise he couldn't explain it. Why do I still feel that I am the savior after I have passed the age of fantasy.

I feel that I am a savior who can save everyone. Generally speaking, it only appears on children who are fifteen or sixteen years old. It is really strange that X is the CEO of a lobotomy company who is 26 or 28 years old and may be [-] years old. up.

Mature women should drink black tea. X thinks that after drinking black tea, he should not be complained by the secretary that he is childish. Drinking coffee requires a lot of sugar and creamer, which directly deprives him of the rights of an adult.

Is it necessary to drink bitter things when you are mature, and pretend to be deep and chant a few unclear words to set off your own mystery?

That's prejudice, a stereotyped prejudice.

Angela is the most naive AI!My secretary has no idea what adults really want, and always does what she thinks is right on her own, and then imposes it on others, and she doesn't know who she learned from.

But X just breathed a sigh of relief, the next second the picture flickered for a while, and after recovery it became like this again.

The abnormal body ranked first became [O-01-45] again, the special purple font was bright and eye-catching, but X still ignored it, and continued to look down at the other two abnormal bodies.

1.【O-01-45】

【I will cure all diseases, and you will be born again. 】

2.【T-02-71】

[Please tell baby that today's fruit candy is his favorite, grape flavor. 】

3.【F-02-70】

【What will happen when the black swan wakes up from the dream of becoming a white swan? 】

“安吉拉，是选【T-02-71】还是选【F-02-70】呢？唔，就【F-02-70】怎么样？”

[Don't be afraid, I am with you.You can never leave unless I let you. ]

[Don't miss those who died, you have to accept this fact]

[I am death, I am life, I am darkness, and I am light]

X hesitated to speak, but hesitated to choose, and then there was a murmuring voice, which felt vague but could clearly hear each word. The voice was calm and calm, full of feminine softness, and With a little deep magnetism.

It's like... X's own voice.

This is also the reason why X felt that he was suffering from haze, suspected split personality and had hallucinations, and it seemed that he was suffering from secondary illness...

Should I really see a psychiatrist?But doctors cannot heal themselves. Judging from the current situation, the training department in charge of psychological counseling has equally serious psychological problems. In other words, it is difficult for the entire company to single out a few normal people.

Companies can be divided into two types of people, one is the madman, and the other is the madman who is mad, which is essentially a question of when.

Just because he knows this, X is not surprised by his minor illnesses. Surrounded by a bunch of lunatics who are fanatics, no matter how normal people are, they will be infected and assimilated to some extent. Mental illness may be contagious.

Just like a virus can spread through the network.

And the main culprit of the supervisor's internal friction is undoubtedly the beautiful secretary in "Loyal and Reliable" and "Caring and Charming"... Well, maybe not only mental internal friction, but also physical internal friction.

This kind of double squeeze is difficult to explain how malicious the company's punishment model is, and it is not clear whether it is a punishment or a reward for the supervisor.

Maybe there is no difference between the two, and the result is the same?

"【F-02-70】Let's leave it to the head of the Second District of the Central Headquarters. Today's Abnormalities can be considered to be selected. I hope they are some easy-to-manage guys."

X continued to ignore the whispering voice in his ear, and then unswervingly chose [F-02-70]. The secretary just quietly waited beside X, watched X's operation, and said nothing.

Angela should know something, but she has always kept a secret attitude, maybe unless there is something particularly necessary, she will not remind X, who is a novice supervisor.

X also knows that her secretary will only tell her what she wants to know, and will only let her see what she wants to see. Maybe she is carrying out the secret work of the company?Maybe it's more than just the simple job of monitoring supervisors.

If it is just to extract energy better, there is no need to be so cumbersome and complicated, and to add so much trouble and chaos. You must know that the more steps you have, the more redundant. There is a diminishing returns in efficiency...

But since Angela didn't want to talk about it, and X wouldn't bother asking, maybe it wasn't time for him to know?

I am the director of this company, I should know, sooner or later I will know, there is no need to worry now, sometimes knowing too much is not a good thing, but it will make myself more painful.

"Well...Angela, I have a question."

X raised his hand like a good baby, and then rubbed his secretary again.

[If you have any questions, you can ask them directly. Don’t overuse your desire to perform here. If you are eager to act, I can hold a special meeting for you and call the ministers to enjoy your performance. 】

The artificial intelligence spoke angrily, and at a glance, he knew that the anger in the morning hadn't dissipated, and it was still a powder keg, which would explode at any point, and was not happy with X's business behavior at all.

She didn't like this anymore. If X felt like hugging her like this, it must be because she wanted to give this wild cat who likes to mess with flowers and grass outside and show its belly a good meal.

It's a pity that it's working hours now, so you have to be careful. It's impossible for a woman to agree to a request at this time. No matter how artificial intelligence can do whatever it wants, the black-haired woman with short sideburns in front of her is her...well, her supervisor.

As a considerate and loyal secretary, she will fully meet the supervisor's needs, and respect the supervisor's personal ideas, and will never use despicable methods such as coercion, coercion, fraud, etc. to achieve dirty goals.

There are legitimate and proper reasons for all of this, and it's very, very corporate.

Smelling the scent of X's new perfume, the artificial intelligence still feels that X is more palatable without wearing perfume. The original smell is far sweeter and more delicious than the smell covered by this chemical.

Maybe call it femininity?Although X is not a soft woman in the traditional sense, not cute, doesn't dress up very much, and is a workaholic, there will still be many suitors.

"Angela, are you listening? I wanted to ask before, why can I only choose one of the three boxes sent every time, but now I want to choose three abnormalities, but I have to be among the nine select."

"Isn't the company too unreasonable? Obviously I have been working overtime, but I don't pay overtime pay."

X spoke with that serious look, and his serious tone didn't seem to be funny, but it embarrassed the artificial intelligence. She hadn't heard... such a detailed question for a long time.

Obviously, the woman in front of her is the kind of guy who doesn't take the truth seriously when she should, but sticks to the details where she doesn't need it. In other words, she can't grasp the key points, and her head is caught by the elevator door.

[I can't give a reasonable explanation for your question, maybe you should ask 'A' directly why she arranged it like this, filling the whole company with unnecessary things and various contradictory measures . 】

[She should be able to answer your doubts, and you can also go to 'A' to discuss the issue of overtime pay you expect the company to pay. 】

Angela kicked the ball to 'A', the founder and designer of Lobotomy Inc. Obviously, this question is impossible to answer.

'A' throws the problem to the AI, and the AI ​​throws the problem to 'A', the candy in the left hand is changed to the right hand, it doesn't make any difference, after all, the problem is not solved in the end, only a mess.

"Then when will I be able to see A, I want to complain to you! It affects my sleep at night!"

X spoke indignantly, but he was sanctioned after complaining a few words, and the neck was stroked by the artificial intelligence, like a big cat holding a kitten.

[Maybe in the near future, by the way, I didn't catch what you wanted to say to A just now, dear supervisor, can you repeat it again for the sake of your secretary? 】

"I... I said, Angela is... the best artificial intelligence in the world... Uh, secretary, no, the best companion."

The gradually deepening stroking force made X change his words constantly, but even if it was all said, it still couldn't satisfy the hegemonic secretary, and there was a hint of threat in it.

[Also, did you miss something?For example, my condolences to you and my hard work to the company. 】

"And... And, yes! And thank you Angela for always taking care of me with confidence, for always tolerant of my clumsiness, and for tolerating my waywardness."

X said in a tone that was about to cry. With such a reluctant appearance, he thought he was kidnapped, and almost jumped out word by word. The secretary clapped, she said, and insisted became a compliment.

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The author's words:

Now is fantasy time, I really want to eat taro milk jelly rolls, pickled cabbage fish and spicy stewed bullfrog, but looking at the date, it’s only the seventh, and NO. live meow.

2. Is it a bar or a coffee shop? : Chapter 181 170. My God, take that puffer fish away!

【Director, are you dissatisfied with me? 】

"No...not at all, so can you let me go, Angela."

Once again succumbed to the oppression of the secretary, and the battle for the right to be in charge once again declared a total failure. X is like a milk cat being held by a big cat, and has been subdued by the AI ​​secretary.

Even if there is a grievance, it will only make a gurgling sound, and dare not complain in front of the artificial intelligence.

The only thing that can be comforted is that at least the secretary will save X a little dignity, and help tidy up his collar after knowing that the bullying is over, so that X can maintain the most basic decent image of a supervisor.

The minister didn't directly bump into X's embarrassing appearance, and the majesty of the supervisor was shattered more than the glass residue on the ground.

Although something unpleasant happened in the morning, and there was a small conflict with the ministers of the Central Headquarters, but before the official start of work, I still have to communicate with the ministers, explain some precautions, and listen to the minister's suggestions by the way to see what they have planned. .

"Tiphereth, are the Abnormalities contained? [F-02-70] and [O-04-72] will be left to you. If you have any additional requirements, tell me, and I will cooperate with you. of."

On the screen were the two ministers of the Central Headquarters. The irascible old girl who had been choked by X was still frowning and grinning, like a hedgehog that exploded all over, eager to bite, and she didn't have a good face at all.

In fact, not only did he have a good face, but his mouth was sharp like a knife, and there was another eloquent minister.

"What, haven't you left yet? I thought you'd already left with your tail between your legs... Maybe you're worse than those Sephirahs above!"

This is indeed the first time X has seen such an aggressive and hostile minister. Perhaps this is "small body but big strength"?Before X could speak to ease the atmosphere, the AI ​​secretary who was waiting behind X spoke first.

[Tiphereth, please pay attention to the tone of your speech to the supervisor, and don't substitute your personal emotions into the work. 】

It was rare for Angela to prevent the minister from speaking rudely to X... Usually, the artificial intelligence would let the minister lose his temper with the supervisor, but this time he protected it.

"It's okay, I was not polite to Tiphereth just now, the little girl is still angry, let her vent, maybe we can get to know each other again."

X smiled and stretched out his hand, wanting to have a friendly social interaction through the screen, but unfortunately this 'stupid smile' was not appreciated by the irritable minister, but another responded to X.

"Hello, Director, although we are both Tiphereth, you may call me Tiphereth B for the sake of distinction."

The head of District [-] with short hair is TipherethB, so the head of District [-] with long hair is TipherethA.

"It's nice to meet you, TipherethB. Um... and Ms. TipherethA, if you are still very angry, do you want to eat candy together after work? If you eat a piece of candy, you will feel happy. Now you are full of anger. Wait a minute It's going to blow up like a balloon."

X peeled off the outer layer of a piece of jelly candy printed with the shape of a rabbit, then threw it into his mouth, chewed it with relish, and the Ministers of Tiphereth could only watch X eat through the screen.

"You you you! Angela just indulged you too much..."

Tiphereth A was almost stunned by X, and was speechless for a long time. This kind of behavior of eating candy in front of him was a kind of humiliation, mocking the minister as a child.

Although X didn't think so at all, she just wanted to share the candy, and the fudge was sweet and delicious.

Ministers who are too naive are not suitable for drinking, eating a few pieces of candy, and telling fairy tales is almost enough. X thinks that TipherethA is really naive and immature. As an AI, he is immature and too easy to give Things get heated.

If all the ministers were like her, they would get annoyed when something happened, maybe the cooling system would be overloaded, and there would be no time for body maintenance. On this point, X still thinks that TipherethA should learn more from TipherethB.

Putting these two ministers with opposite personalities together to manage the central headquarters, maybe the company has other intentions...

"In this case, I will give you a job. You know, the Central Headquarters is in a very special position, and as time goes by, the abnormalities contained here will become more and more unstable. What you have seen This is also demonstrated by the Inverse Kabbalah Energy Meltdown Index table.”

"Director, please complete this task without any mistakes. Collect all the energy before the reverse Kabbalah energy meltdown reaches level 8, and end today's work."

After finishing speaking, the camera was turned off, and the head of the Central Headquarters was so angry that he didn't want to talk to X at all, even if it was to say one more word.

And until he turned off the camera, he was still complaining to another minister beside him.

"Can such a guy really do a good job? It's like hanging out with those slackers on the upper level. They are all slackers, not like our Sephirah in the middle..."

TipherethA began to talk about the various problems of the upper-level ministers. Maybe this is a kind of prejudice, a kind of cover-up, and it is very likely that Netzach has lowered the impression points of all the upper-level ministers.