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Deliciousness is not simply a pile of ingredients. It does not mean that expensive ingredients will become delicious when they are piled up. We must consider their own fit, but this has nothing to do with X.

Because this was not for X, X could only watch helplessly, then cut the foie gras sandwich into small pieces, and fed it to Minister Tipherth bit by bit.

Obviously want to eat, but can only watch and feed others.

I can only use the word cruel to describe the situation at this time... X suspects that this is Minister Fugu's revenge for his "bad speech" in the morning, and he used the public announcement to report his own interests.

The sliced ​​sweet and sweet mango squares are wrapped in slightly sour rice, and the meat floss and refreshing cucumber slices together with the sweetness of the fruit create a sweet, sour, salty taste. The outer layer is a layer of baked cheese slices, which has a Rich and creamy.

The sticky and elastic rice, delicate mango, crisp cucumber, and meat floss that melts in a sip bring rich layers. This kind of sushi vinegar added during cooking can be very appetizing and make the rice grains distinct.

But this is all my own——

Gulu X swallowed his saliva, and served Minister Tiphereth very reluctantly, until the plate was bare and there was only a little soup left, and such a mouthful of feeding, how could it be serving the eldest lady or taking care of the baby? almost.

Babies who can't take care of themselves and can't even hold a knife and fork need someone to feed them. Is the minister a baby?Even if it is not a baby, it is as childish as a baby.

X complained in his heart, but he didn't dare to say it out of his mouth.

I cut the beef by myself, the sandwiches, and the sushi by myself, but I didn't eat a single bite, but what can I do? Can I still argue with my minister?

"Are you satisfied, my eldest lady?"

X put the bare dinner plate aside, and began to take off his white gloves, with an attitude of lying on the sofa, maybe the secretary's yin and yang eccentricity was also somewhat infected to X.

It is said that those who are close to vermilion are red and those who are close to ink are black. Even if X has no habit of yin and yang, after staying with his poisonous secretary for a long time, he will learn how to be yin and yang without a teacher. Swearing is always the fastest to learn. Usually not taught.

God knows why an artificial intelligence is so good at yin and yang, and I don’t know whether it is the aggressiveness in human language that was brought into it when programming, or it was acquired. I think the person in charge of artificial intelligence programming is also very good at yin and yang.

After all, if the upper beam is not straight and the lower beam is crooked, it will inevitably have some bad problems.

The napkin wiped the corners of his mouth, the golden puffer fish hadn't given up yet, X didn't even know how he had offended Minister Tiphereth, so he insisted on it.

I have seen the boss wear small shoes for the subordinates, but I have never seen the subordinates wear small shoes for the boss. X gestured to the other minister with his eyes, asking her to take care of the young lady, but the second district minister was laissez-faire and indifferent to this manner.

Obviously, these two are a team.

That's really two slices of bread with cheese, we unite!

There is no reason to bear and endure, the incident cannot be repeated three times, and the supervisor is not ashamed to say it out after being so useless. Thinking about it this way, X's fist hardened again, and his waist straightened.

——It seems that the ministers must see their majesty as a supervisor!

X's aggressiveness is very strong, as fierce as a black-haired lioness waving its claws...

"My eldest lady, can I rest next? I haven't eaten at noon yet. If you want to continue to toss, let's talk about it after get off work."

While talking, X rubbed Minister Tiphereth pitifully, like a cat rubbing against a person, and the smell that might be shower gel or perfume stained the minister.

Perhaps it is more appropriate to use pheromones to describe it. After all, excellent females always have a unique pheromone to attract the attention of others, so that the attention is firmly locked on themselves. It looks like a feast, delicious and tempting. people.

It's a pity that I don't realize it. Maybe I think this kind of rubbing behavior is fun, maybe I think this method is very useful and can soften the minister's heart.

It was as if a snake-like bewitchment whispered in his ear, affecting Minister Tiphereth, and his unsteady will was shaken even more, from a "little punishment" to "annoying supervisor" to a "serious punishment" 'Nasty Supervisor'.

A disobedient supervisor should be punished, right?

"If you meow, I'll serve you lunch, Director."

Minister Tiphereth took out a chocolate bar from the opened snacks, and stuffed it into X's mouth as if paying in advance. X wanted to refuse, after all, it would be too bad to be bought by a chocolate bar some.

But the chocolate bar is too fragrant. As soon as it was put into X's mouth, X subconsciously swallowed it and started chewing... The richness of the chocolate and the sweetness of the biscuit blend together very well. He is already hungry and needs to be replenished urgently Nutrition, and sugar is something that cannot be refused.

"Meow meow meow."

X made an embarrassing sound quite disappointingly. It was a meow sound that even Angela hadn't enjoyed--apparently the secretary wasn't mean enough to tempt someone to sell their soul with a biscuit.

In other words, the AI ​​secretary didn't think that X would be so cheap, but the artificial intelligence probably didn't understand humans well enough, and underestimated the bottom line of humans, otherwise it would have used coaxing methods to make X obediently wear leather ornaments.

"Yes, that's it, Director, then spread your palms and make a paw gesture."

Minister TiperethA admired X's 'cute' appearance with satisfaction, while Minister TiperethB was in charge of taking pictures, taking precious photos of X from multiple angles and directions.

After the filming was finished, Minister Tiphereth A signaled X to bend down a little until she could easily touch her chin.

The minister touched X's smooth chin, and poked his soft throat along the way. Hearing X's lovely whining sound from his throat, he seemed inexplicably excited.

After paying these "insignificant prices", X also got his own lunch as he wished, and a snack of chocolate-filled biscuits along the way.

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"Tiphereth, these photos are not allowed to be circulated... Well, at least they can't be developed and put in the office like this."

After satisfying his appetite, X, who was three-point full, remembered what he was supposed to do, or what kind of unreasonable things he agreed to under the pressure of hunger.

I was asked to raise my tail, show the pads of my paws, and then meow... I am afraid that it is too much to be a sketch model. If such a photo is seen by other ministers, what kind of consequences will it cause? X has no idea can not imagine.

Today I am playing a cat, what will I play tomorrow, will I have to wear thick animal dolls, one after another, I dare not think deeply about it, once there is a precedent, the subsequent requirements will definitely be more excessive .

In short, I regret it now, regret it very much, if I knew it earlier, I would not eat this meal.

But the photo is already in the hands of the minister, and this time it was taken care of. The blond lady stepped on the sofa arrogantly, sitting on an 'equal' with X, the kind with a six-point smirk, three-point complacency and one point Xinxi's expression has fully demonstrated what is below and above.

Perhaps the traditional characteristic of Lobotomy is that subordinates may not be superior to superiors?I don't know who encouraged this trend, so that it evolved into this.

"Director, if you do the work I assigned to you today, I will delete the photo, you understand."

And this kind of threat has even been placed on the bright side.

"Okay, okay, I know, I know...Really, I'm not Netzach, and I'll do well without this."

X muttered, and finally nodded in agreement. After all, this is the job that should be done well. There is no loss in just nodding and agreeing. It would be better to say——Tiphereth just hoped that he could do the job well, but it was a little too naive. nod.

Unlike some ministers who like to use this as a threat to vent their negative emotions, this is not because of X's thinking, but because she has seen too many similar things recently , the number of rewards is also increasing.

Unconsciously...will think about other aspects.

—Maybe I blamed the minister by mistake?

X thought for a while, this is a wrong subjective impression, preconceived, as a supervisor, he should treat each minister fairly and fairly, and should not take a negative look just because of other people's evaluation or a little "small conflict". To wear some kind of badge privately.

"Well, of course Ntezach will do well, Tiphereth, I assure you, she will deliver the report on time, fast and well."

X patted his chest and made a guarantee, and even took over the share of the Minister of Security, as if he was quite confident in this - to reverse the bad influence of the middle-level ministers on the upper-level ministers.

As for believe it or not, of course it is to use ability and ability to speak, who can't play tricks, the result of the work is the most important, if it is anything else, X can't make a guarantee, but only her own work situation, she can affim.

She will do her job well, as always, so thinking this way, X ordered another bag of potato chips from Tiphereth. Unlike the training department that only has enkephalin, and the security department that only has beer, the central headquarters is indeed There is a stockpile of snacks.

There are snacks that X wants, not a bunch of addicts' favorite enkephalins, and enkephalins mixed with beer, if it is not considered that the head of the central headquarters has a strong attack like a puffer fish that can shine shoes Sex, X even wants to touch the snack box a few more times.

It's a pity that these days, it's just a matter of picking it up when it's ready. After touching a bag of snacks, X ran away with potato chips and chocolate heart-filled biscuits.

Perhaps with snacks in his arms, he looks like a hamster protecting food, and he doesn't have much image at all. Thanks to the company's special elevator for executives, he doesn't have to worry about X's embarrassing image being caught.

The supervisor needs to maintain majesty at all times, not like a cooing bead-necked turtledove... Besides, he has some fate with birds. X just took the elevator to the upper floor and met a big strange bird. There is also a little bird squatting on the bird's back.

This is [O-02-62], which was only contained today. It has a long and thin neck, a round body, slender thighs, and three-fingered claws and wings. The place where the eyes should be is bound by a clean but broken bandage. up.

X collided with the strange bird, plunged headfirst into the furry chest of the big strange bird, and then crashed.

It wasn't until X was hit with stares in his eyes and sat down on the cold floor that the relatively urgent first-level alarm sounded belatedly - apparently during the lunch break at noon, no one noticed the abnormal body I ran away and didn't realize it until now.

"Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh oh"

And when X rubbed his head, opened his eyes and looked up, he realized that it was... the strange body that was contained ran out!And his head was still sinking, and something hot was stuck to it.

It has white feathers, a small oval body, and a red belly. It is [Punishment Bird], and [Punishment Bird] came out together with [O-02-62].

God knows how the Minister manages these things, why can these dangerous things be allowed to come out for a walk during lunch break-could it be that the door of the containment unit opened by itself?

The two anomalies belonged to the training department, and X really felt a headache for Hod's management ability. I remember that the absurdity from the training department escaped last time, and obviously, X had to give these two anomalies to ' Please go back'.

"Well, good afternoon. Have you had lunch?"

X smiled awkwardly, saying that it is impossible not to be nervous, if [Punishment Bird] can still be said to be harmless to humans and animals, [O-02-62] No matter how you look at it, it is impossible to say that it is "cute". detached.

This is a WAW-level Abnormality, with a slender body, and there have been many accidents when it was contained in the morning. To put it bluntly, this is a dangerous monster that is not suitable for direct contact.

Bullets don't have eyes, and can the Abnormal Body tell what is an employee and what is a supervisor?In their eyes, they should all be humans, without any distinction, and they have natural malice towards humans.

In other words, X knows that he is in danger, and he has to face such an unstable abnormal body like those employees, and the more calm he is at this time.

Turning around quickly in a panic often only irritates these abnormalities. There are different types of abnormalities. With a certain sense of reason, destruction is purposeful.

For the former, escape as soon as possible, for the latter, you can use words to delay a little bit of time. If the words are appropriate, you may be let off by the abnormal body by luck.

"..."

【O-02-62】It is not a bird in the conventional sense. Its head is round like an olive, and there is no beak, maybe wrapped in a bandage, maybe not at all, and its neck is long and slender. The body is in stark contrast.

It doesn't have any feathers, and its arms are more similar to human arms, just made up of three claws, and it is stretching out its claws towards X, as if it wants to help X up - in fact, it is doing the same up.

Compared with humans, the sharper and slender claws grasped X's hand, and X also took advantage of the situation, standing up with half support on the floor.

"Thank you."

X bent down and said words of thanks, but there was still a thick pile of fur on his head, which was warm. It was not until X bent down that he flapped his wings reluctantly and flew down.

And when it flew over again, Punishment Bird already had a bag of potato chips in its mouth, and the potato chips were bigger than its body, but it could flap its small wings and fly up effortlessly.

"Well, do you want to try this?"

X vaguely understood what this little bird meant, tore open the package of potato chips, and fed it lime-cucumber-flavored potato chips. -02-62] On the scales around the neck.

Potato chips are thin, but they are somewhat heavy when stacked together. X stacks the thin and light potato chips like building blocks until the unbalanced scale reaches a delicate balance.

The balanced scale no longer wobbles from side to side, and as long as you don't move around, the potato chips won't slide off it.

"..."

X is not sure whether the blindfolded [O-02-62] can see this, but it should be able to sense something through the bandage. Take it off, and the speed is measuring something——

Examine which side the scale is leaning towards, but because the potato chips take up the weight, it is finally balanced, and neither side is biased.

So it took the potato chips off the scale and stuffed them into the bandage... There probably was its mouth inside, but it obviously didn't want to show it.

Then you can hear the sound of potato chips being chewed under the bandage, crisp and crisp.

Losing the weight of potato chips, the scale became unbalanced again, leaning to the heavier side, [O-02-62] picked up the scale again and began to measure, as if preparing to estimate something.

Seeing this, X put the Punishment Bird he was carrying on the scale, and placed Heart-Infused Chocolate Cookies on the other side of the scale.

So when the scale was balanced, [O-02-62] picked up the heart-focused chocolate biscuit placed on the scale again, tore open the package, and held the slender chocolate biscuit with three claws.

It first stuffed a chocolate biscuit into the punishment bird's mouth, then passed another chocolate biscuit to X, and finally hid a handful of chocolate biscuits in the black down on its chest - it's hard to imagine how it got in there .

This obviously unfair behavior probably aroused the dissatisfaction of the little bird. The little punitive bird began to peck at [O-02-62]'s feathers, and it was not until X took the little bird back into his arms that he reluctantly settled down. divided up.

"Is the sockeye salmon at noon not tasty? Then let's go eat something else. Do you like pizza, tall [O-02-62]? Well, what should I call you, Tall Bird?"

X touched the fluff of this big monster bird. The short black fluff was soft. Although these feathers had completely lost their former luster due to the long-term lack of sunlight, they were still as easy to touch as goose down.

Perhaps this strange bird also had beautiful feathers before, but for some reason, it pulled out all its feathers and became a bit bald now.

X pinches its paws, the small paws are in huge contrast with its figure, it even feels a bit funny, but probably no one will underestimate this power.

This is a WAW-level abnormal body, the calm at this moment should be just an illusion, and it may launch an attack for no reason at any time, causing damage to the company.

But X had to get the birds back to the containment unit, or at least not just run away in a panic.

"We're meeting for the first time. I'm X, the director of this company. I don't know how you feel about the room we arranged. If you have any comments, you can write them in the proposal. We will work hard to improve."

X held the tall and thin strange bird's hand and paw as he said without changing his expression, his face was full of enthusiasm and warmth, not so much the CEO of a company, but more like the manager of a hotel introducing the room to the guests .

However, when the word 'X' was mentioned, Gao Bird had an obvious reaction. Its long, slender neck like a bamboo pole bent down, and its head moved closer to X, maybe it was sniffing something, or maybe it was looking at it. What.

X can smell a faint fishy-sweet smell, which is the rust of blood.

This strange bird must have broken the necks of many people, so will he be next?

X's golden pupils watched the Abnormality approaching in front of him, maybe if it got closer, X would slap it, but in fact... X can't feel the other party's malice very much, at most he can only Said to have a feeling of being watched.

And if you want to talk about being nervous, you can't talk about it. When you actually face it, X's reaction is much more flat than you expected.

The opponent didn't seem so scary, probably because he looked calm and rational, which was much better than those monsters who had no reason at all and only knew how to tear and destroy.

Fear comes from not being able to understand, and if you can understand the other person's thinking, you won't feel so terrible.

"Eh?"

Gao Bird's round head approached X's collar and rubbed against it, and then his black claws pulled X's collar up again, and then pulled out a bunch of curly hair between X's ears and temples.