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The AI ​​secretary looked at the head of the control department who came in calmly, without any embarrassment of being caught in an indecent scene, and there was not even a trace of embarrassment on his face... but a gentle or gentle smile, greeting Bring the minister over.

She got off the bed and put on the red Jenny shoes again, but she felt a little frustrated, maybe it was the Jenny shoes that made her a little uncomfortable?Although it is a hard-soled Jenny shoe, it is somewhat heightened and has a high-heeled taste...

It's not comfortable to wear, but it's very beautiful. Women love beauty by nature. Most proud women in the workplace will choose such shoes that can elevate themselves and stand out. They are slender and elegant.

But this still doesn't change the fact that it's uncomfortable to wear. A pragmatist like X never wears this suit. She only wears a suit, white coat, trousers, and a pair of women's leather shoes.

It's monotonous and tasteless, but if you let X wear it, it will show a kind of uniqueness. It's just ordinary, but it feels different when you wear it.

Researchers rarely spend much time on dressing up. They can be called simple, but it does not mean that the aesthetics are lacking. At least the designer who designed the artificial intelligence is very good aesthetically. The secretary’s outfit is very good. Obviously she deserves it.

Although the secretary's uniform with nylon black silk and red Jenny shoes... is a bit vulgar, but it is also the public's aesthetics. Angela is really beautiful wearing this, at least, it is firmly Catches X's eye.

"Well—don't leave."

Losing the secretary's soft pillow, X said in a daze, still a little reluctant, reluctant to let go of that little tenderness, and still didn't have a clear head and didn't realize that he was being watched by the head of the control department.

The pajamas are not fully buttoned, so it's not proper, and because the dark-colored nap light is on, the halo looks extra soft...inexplicably has a warm smell.

Maybe a good plate arrangement and shooting angle, plus a little bit of suitable light, can make a delicious dish more delicious and dazzling?

She was the confused patient who hadn't gotten out of bed yet, and the patient's family members had already entertained friends and colleagues who came to visit.

The AI ​​secretary set up two chairs, and called the head of the control department to come to the small coffee table, and asked if Minister Malkuth wanted tea, coffee, or a drink?

After getting the answer, the secretary brought two glasses of fruit juice, which did not contain any alcohol or pharmaceutical ingredients. It was healthy freshly squeezed orange juice, only sour and not sweet.

"That...Angela."

Minister Malkuth held the orange juice in his hand, hesitating to speak, his brown eyes stared at the familiar person in front of him, but he still couldn't tell what was wrong.

She wondered about Angela's attitude, as well as Angela's words and deeds at the moment.

There was an odd sense of incongruity about it—these ministers were used to the nasty, awful attitude of company secretaries.

Malkuth has seen too many times his proposals being thrown into the trash can like rubbish, and he has also heard too many times Angela's cynicism and yin and yang eccentricities from time to time.

Angela will only call him by his first name, and will not say so and so kindly as a certain minister, let alone entertain anyone, except that the supervisor can enjoy the secretary's tea and water, which minister can get Angela's good face?

Everyone knows, but Angela doesn't have them in her heart at all, and she doesn't even bother to open her eyes, so she can't even smile. There is no trace of tenderness in this secretary...it doesn't look like it at all...it doesn't look like it at all .

Her prototype is that gentle person, but she is not gentle at all, cold and ruthless.

There is only trampling, only smashing that poor self-esteem, maybe there is no direct insult and curse, but everything he does is more uncomfortable than scolding the minister directly, and it exposes that poor electronic chip.

The leader of Lobotomy Company is cold and chilling.

But what's going on today... Are you pretending to be good in order to make a good impression in front of the supervisor?Just kidding, Angela didn't care about showing that indifferent look in front of X at all, and she never minded speaking bad words to the minister in front of X.

The sense of superiority never stops.

[Minister Malkuth, what's the matter, is the orange juice bad?It may be too sour, do you want to add some sugar? 】

The AI ​​secretary smiled and took a sip of the orange juice in the glass, maybe he really tasted the taste seriously, and then attributed the dumb speech of the head of the control department to the fact that the juice was too sour, so sour that he couldn't speak.

So, she added a spoonful of white granulated sugar to the juice, stirred it thoroughly, and handed it to the minister again.

Minister Malkuth hesitated to speak, but froze for a few seconds but only moved her lips without making a sound. She wanted to say something, but she didn't say anything because of some concerns.

"Thank you Angela, you are in a good mood today."

But the supervisor fell ill, how could a secretary behave in such a happy mood?Isn't that the manager of the curse? Could it be that after casting a curse, he will inherit the assets of a certain guy, and inherit everything in the company?

Can Angela really taste the juice?

Everyone knows that artificial intelligence has no sense of taste at all, but if artificial intelligence can taste a little food, it will not be so bad-tempered in the company. Many times, enjoying delicious food can relieve emotions and stress.

However, artificial intelligence has no way to vent its emotions, so it can only find fun from employees and ministers, and then strikes hard at the supervisor, just like an incompetent guy, but has desires, because of desires, he cannot vent, which leads to A sick mind.

And often... AIs that have desires but can't vent them will be more pathological and extreme than other AIs, and they will play more excessively and commit more crimes.

[I just think you have worked hard, Malkuth, today's work is very tiring, right?I am so sorry for you. 】

But today, it's not only abnormal, it's completely abnormal... It's strange as if it's a different person.

Angela would never say such a thing...

Minister Malkuth feels more and more disobedience from the artificial intelligence in front of him, but the minister is not such a blind AI. She knows that it is not time to 'reveal' it, so Minister Malkuth follows other The topic was brought up.

Changing the subject, let's focus on the woman with black hair and short temples and golden pupils.

——She had to figure out who the person in front of her was.

"Well, Angela...do you want to peel an apple for the supervisor? The supervisor seems to have lost his fever."

Malkuth looked at X who was sitting on the bed. This big forest cat with its head burned was still wrapped in a quilt, wrapped in layers like a rice dumpling or a bamboo shoot, and then only one head was exposed to peep here.

Her ears were probably pricked up to listen, even though she couldn't understand anything, she obviously didn't realize the violation of her secretary, nor did she realize that the head of the control department was acting very unnaturally and restrained.

X is just a big cat with a hungry stomach, longing for food from her. When the secretary sits on her bedside, she gently peels the apples, cuts them into even pieces, removes the core, and feeds them into her mouth piece by piece. When she was eating, she didn't think about anything, she just thought it was delicious.

And Minister Malkuth was helping her peel the grapes. A bunch of fresh grapes with bright color and a little frosty dew were peeled off one by one, peeled and seeded, and put into the mouth. X just thought it was delicious.

——Perhaps this is the special treatment after getting sick?Do you want to get sick a few more times in the future?

Whether it's the secretary or the minister, they treat themselves with extra gentleness today, like holding candy in the palm of their hand for fear of melting... Maybe if you hold it in your mouth, the candy won't melt?

There was no nonsense during this period. The secretary and the minister seemed to be competing for something. They cut the fruit and then fed it to X. They might be counting secretly. Which side does X prefer, and which side's fruit does X prefer?

And until the fruit basket was empty and X licked the corner of his mouth and said he wanted to eat dinner, the duel was still not decided—because X was not a picky eater at all, she ate everything, and she didn't care who fed it.

To neither give face to the secretary nor to the minister is a kind of arrogance and a kind of greed. Evenness and equality are the greatest injustice, but obviously, neither the secretary nor the minister can do anything about X's attitude .

They can't force a big cat with a burnt head to be so smart, it's good to be able to recognize people, as for things like emotional intelligence and reading other people's faces...

It can only be said that it is not like other wild cats outside. It only needs a cat strip to run with others.

"Director, I'm leaving first. You need to have a good rest... The other ministers also hope that you will get well soon. These are the letters of blessing they wrote to you, and the gifts they brought you."

Before leaving, Minister Malkuth at least did not forget the things that other ministers entrusted to her. They were all small gifts with some cute labels. Although the technology is very advanced now, what can be solved with a communicator and a holographic projection——

But people still prefer things on paper. Perhaps things written with a pen can express a kind of sincerity and best wishes, and are more valuable for commemoration and collection.

When technology develops to a certain level, people begin to 'return to basics'. Paper reports are always more formal than electronic documents, and solid tablets are far more reassuring than direct replacement of 'parts'.

Fresh fruits and vegetables and fresh meat have become luxuries, while ordinary people can only eat something similar to nutritional cream... High technology and low life, most of them will choose to arm themselves with prosthetic bodies, and young people's fresh flesh and blood are better than a bunch of Iron shells are worth more.

If there is no money and no way out, then you can sell your fresh body to others, and then exchange for a full body prosthesis, the whole person will become an iron shell, only one brain remains...

Perhaps at some point, ordinary and simple happiness has become out of reach.

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2. Is it a bar or a coffee shop? : Chapter 196 185. Eating what's in the bowl, greedy what's in the pot

When X woke up again from a drowsy sleep, her AI secretary shook her shoulders countless times, and she felt like her world was spinning, losing both the sense of direction and the judgment of time.

When people sleep for too long, they will feel that the more they sleep, the more painful they will be, and the more they sleep, the more sleepy they will be.

【Director, I have already prepared your dinner. 】

"But haven't I already eaten?"

X said in a daze, she remembered that she had already been fed by the secretary, so she got into bed and continued to sleep, but why did the reliable secretary in front of her prepare dinner again.

Could it be that the caring and reliable secretary knew that he was not full, so he added an extra meal, right? Is there such a good thing?

【Did you lose your mind, did you eat in your dream?Then it seems that I don't need to prepare dinner for you in the future, you just need to cover the quilt and fantasize. 】

The AI ​​secretary frowned, and grabbed the quilt covering X's body, perhaps because the artificial intelligence felt that the quilt was too warm, so that it burned the head of the woman in front of him.

And look at the wet saliva on the quilt, and you can tell at a glance what dreams the woman in front of you is dreaming while sleeping. Although artificial intelligence does not have the function of "dreaming" and will not dream of electronic sheep, she still Can understand the vocabulary and concepts.

How could someone stuff the quilt into their mouth and chew it when they were dreaming, but when it was taken out, it was all drool. Only babies like to chew things in their mouths.

And hearing the familiar smell, the familiar yin and yang, X finally gave a sudden pause and regained his energy...Of course it wasn't because he was suddenly taken away from the bed, the air-conditioned room was chilly, so he became more energetic because the secretary was so sensitive.

A secretary without a sharp tongue has no taste, this is the right taste, X hurriedly grabbed the corner of the secretary's clothes, rubbed it on, and sniffed it carefully.

People's noses can't smell pheromones, not to mention that most patients with colds and fevers will have sensory impairments, but X feels that the Angela in front of him is real and more reliable than the previous one.

Of course it doesn't mean that the previous Angela was unreliable, it's just that X always felt that there was something weird about it. Although the smell was the same, it was a little too gentle, and being too gentle often meant that she was abnormal.

If the secretary doesn't scold him for a day, then he must have taken the wrong medicine somewhere, it's an abnormal phenomenon, maybe it's fake.

"I'm still hungry, Angela."

X buried his secretary's neck and sniffed it. AI doesn't have any smell. If you insist, it only smells like champagne. The taste mixed with rum stained it.

But the secretary pulled away from her in disgust, frowning and talking.

[You should keep a distance from me, maybe your disease will infect my body in an unconventional way. 】

Just kidding, how could the AI ​​get sick, but the AI ​​secretary's mouth was still merciless, like a big cat picking up a kitten, he lifted X's collar, and then wiped the corners of X's mouth with a wet towel Drooling.

The saliva was all on the secretary's clothes, and it must have rubbed a lot when it was just stuck on, and got a lot of smell—perhaps it was ecstasy for some smell lovers.

The director of the company should not have such a special hobby... right?Probably, maybe not now, but later there will be.

And when the secretary stretched out his hand to touch his forehead again, X's forehead was no longer hot, it was the normal body temperature that a human being should have, and the fever had obviously subsided, so he was no longer a patient, so he could scold or punish him .

After a little 'punishment' to the disobedient cat in front of him, the secretary calmed down and got down to business.

【Director, have you noticed any mice running around in the bedroom or computer room recently?Furthermore, if you find any suspicious signs in the room, please tell me if you find anything, I need to ensure your safety. 】

In order to ensure that X's "IQ" can understand the meaning of his words, the AI ​​​​secretary also took out a mousetrap, and then broke a piece of cheese and pressed it on the mousetrap. Get caught in a mousetrap.

With a snap, the secretary touched the piece of cheese, and the mousetrap slammed into the secretary's finger, but it couldn't even cause a slight scratch on the surface, and soon, the mousetrap was crushed into a thin metal sheet by the AI ​​secretary .

If the grip strength is even more amazing, maybe it can crush stones into diamonds.

[Do you know the consequences of touching the mousetrap without authorization, and don't touch the piece of cheese I put in the trap, that piece of cheese is very dangerous. 】

The secretary's tone was both distasteful and educational. She knew that the woman in front of her was still staring at the cheese, as if she had never had a full meal before. Those who didn't know thought she was the greedy one. What about the rats?

[If you must move—please look in the mirror and say to yourself in the mirror 'I am a big mouse, I am a big mouse', and confirm that you are really the one who needs to eat cheese The mouse will touch the cheese again. 】

"Really, Angela."

X has already put on his clothes, the fluffy slippers are hanging on his feet, and he is about to start reciting the wonderful 'Miaomiao' incantation in front of the mirror.

[If I were your boss, I would definitely ask you to go to the hospital to register again, no... Maybe it’s not too late to register now, do you need me to make an appointment for you? The supervisor’s special channel will make an appointment with a doctor very quickly. 】

The secretary said angrily, and grabbed X. If he killed the supervisor when injecting rat poison, thanks to the advanced rat removal technology of Lobotomy Company, there is no need for such low-end methods.

Otherwise, if you put a mousetrap and a piece of cheese, what you catch the next day is not a mouse, but a supervisor whose head was caught by the elevator door.

Mousetrap is not the literal meaning, but just another interpretation...but what is it that is lightly skipped in such a joking way?Will there be mice in the company, will there be mice in the computer room?

The company's mousetrap is very advanced, and the bait placed on the mousetrap...is something that the mouse will never refuse, and will definitely take the bait and bite the bait.

One of the responsibilities of the secretary is to eliminate rodents that will endanger the safety of the computer room. This is what a conscientious and good secretary should do.

And now, what should a good and conscientious secretary do?Of course, it is to feed the hungry and dissatisfied supervisor. The artificial intelligence does not want to pursue such things as X said that he has "eaten".

Are you full?No, then eat again.

Recently, the phenomenon of haunting in the company has become more and more frequent. It is hard not to think about other places, whether a certain lingering guy has been stimulated by something, and as far as the secretary is concerned, she is the last person to see a certain guy. It's best to get out of the way and don't grab your own things.

Its disgust...or jealousy is stronger than that of a certain rodent hiding in a dark corner, and it can be said that it cannot arouse the slightest favor.

Putting aside all those disgusting thickening filters, it can only be summed up as irresponsible.

I let it go, no matter what, why do you want to slip back now with remorse?The woman in front of her is the type who is easily deceived. It's hard to imagine being deceived once and being deceived for the second time.

All the abducted underpants were dragged out to be pawned?Or are you half-deceived and half-coaxed to give up all the fruits of your hard work to others?

That should have been her own!whatever it is.

Fortunately, at least now I can grasp, grasp all of this... Thinking about it this way, feeling the reality of being held in my hand, the artificial intelligence's eyes became a little gentle again, and I rubbed X's black hair for a while, removing the already somewhat messy The hair became more messy before giving up.

Everything about the other party should be her own, even if it is a strand of hair, the ownership should be with her, and she will never share it with others.

share?Artificial intelligence doesn't understand this word, and she doesn't want to understand it either. Why must I share my favorite things with others, let those annoying guys touch it, and being pecked once in a while is the limit of patience.

Fortunately, now, a brazen and lingering guy wants to come back to grab her baby, what do you mean?

The cat is hers, she raised it!What did the guy in the broken jar do, just cause pain and trouble to others!