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2. Is it a bar or a coffee shop? : Chapter 216 201. The Courtship Ceremony of the Female Wolf

When X stepped out of the door of the supervisor's room, his steps were a little vain, as if his legs were weak and he had no strength, and he couldn't walk, while the secretary was radiant, although he still looked calm with his eyes closed, and the smile on the corner of his mouth But still can't hide.

It has always been only the exhausted cattle that have not plowed the land, and those who have worked hard on the land are waiting for the harvest of fruitful fruits, thanking the gift of nature... But here, the situation seems to be reversed.

It's like when Aladdin's magic lamp was rubbed open, not only was the lamp god unwilling to fulfill a single wish, but he also asked the other party to serve him like a servant, eating and drinking, quite a feeling of anti-customer.

But what can X do, the initiative is in the hands of the secretary, and under all kinds of threats, she can only bow her head obediently for her poor performance, and submit to the secretary's minions.

While X was muttering about the brazenness and insatiable greed of artificial intelligence, at the same time, he had to tidy up himself more, and tidy up himself into a decent appearance that a supervisor should have.

This is what the secretary should do, but X really dare not let Angela touch him again, the fingertips seem to have some magical power, as long as they are poked lightly, they will tremble, as if there is some kind of stress reaction.

Although I really don't want to admit it, X may really have a tendency to rely on the secretary, just like the drug addiction, and occasionally there will be such a withdrawal reaction.

But at least, this precious EGO equipment will protect X well. The pointed claws, curled tail, and slender waist are so beautiful, and the thickened plush jacket is extraordinarily warm.

Serial number [F-02-58], officially named [Big and Possibly Bad Wolf], now X has to wear this EGO equipment from it to step into its containment unit.

Maybe this greedy big bad wolf would pass on a plate of delicious food that smells so delicious for the sake of the same smell?

Or maybe this big bad wolf will be disembowelled by the irascible Little Red Riding Hood and become the bad wolf in the fairy tale?

"Well... I went in. Angela, if there is something wrong with the monitoring, please let me know in time, and I will give it a hard punch."

X double-checked the [big and possibly bad wolf] situation in the containment unit at this time, and the counter is 1, which means that the big wolf is still safe for the time being, and it is even in a good mood. , sleeping on all fours for a nap.

Most wolves sleep coiled up in their dens, but this large humanoid wolf with sparse hair and standing on two feet has very unique sleeping hair.

The white claws and the white feet are just like that, and the legs are not afraid of cramps, and the round belly is like a drum. It is estimated that it will tremble like pudding if you pat it, and then it will make a grunt sound.

But this docile and cute appearance only lasted until X came in, and just as X's left foot stepped into the containment unit, the big wolf woke up immediately, staring at X with dark eyes, almost straightened...

"Director, are you the supervisor—hiccup, can you please open this door? If you let me out, I will give you many benefits."

Its voice has the roughness unique to beasts, but it can also hear the tone clearly and recognize the tone. This is a female beast.

The big bad wolf's teeth are so sharp and big, and its mouth can grow very wide open, but now it looks like a big wolf-shaped doll that is harmless to humans and animals, with QQ bouncing, round, and warped.

"Then do you have pudding or strawberry soda? If you want to bribe me, you need at least two boxes of pudding or strawberry soda."

X didn't mind chatting with this big and possibly bad wolf, relaxed and relaxed, not as tense and serious as other employees——

Although [F-02-58] is much larger than what you saw in the surveillance, the actual situation is slightly different from what you imagined, but it is still within the scope of X's response.

Unlike other employees, she has a natural fear of abnormal bodies, and she may be more relaxed when facing abnormal bodies than her good secretary.

"Yes, of course, I've got lots and lots of pudding and strawberry soda, so open this door now and let me out."

The tail of the big wolf is wagging, and the black eyes are rolling. The wolf is always lying, and it is so easy to be exposed. Now [F-02-58] is interpreting the image of the big bad wolf in the fairy tale, doing Things the Big Bad Wolf would do.

When the lie is exposed, the big wolf will be obedient, but if the employee denies it in a panic and fails to give a correct answer, the big wolf will immediately show a ferocious face, salivating and waiting for prey.

Some people may wonder why they are so flustered and keep asking those strange questions when they can easily get out of the containment unit and swallow the employees?

This is probably also part of the rules. Abnormalities are based on this existence and are also bound by this law. No matter who they are, they must abide by the rules of the game. This is part of the game.

Participants in the game can't just flip the table directly like cheating.

"Well, let me check if you have it in your pocket."

X's hand touched the soft belly of this big bad wolf. There was only a short layer of thin but fluffy down. You could tell when you touched it...it was solid, and it was really full of meat inside.

big fat wolf...

And this big fat wolf doesn't have any other-dimensional pockets, it can pull out some magical things from the pockets of an earless blue doraemon.

There is only a grunting sound when its stomach is patted, but pudding and strawberry soda cannot be touched.

"Liar, there is no pudding and strawberry soda at all. Did you steal it? If you don't give it to me, I will eat you!"

X showed a ferocious expression and opened his mouth wide.

The 1.7-meter-eight tall wolf is actually a little shorter than this big humanoid wolf, and it looks quite fierce when it opens its teeth and claws.

X's claws look sharper and more fierce than the plush claws of this big doll wolf, while the tail is big and fluffy, and it is very upturned. This upturned tail usually means that the other party is very confident.

The big bad wolf in the shape of a bowling pin was stunned, and shrank its head inward with a groan, it was a little scared——

Maybe it's because wolves are generally bullying and afraid of tough, but they are also afraid of such a guy who is not afraid of frightening.

"I didn't steal it, I didn't steal it... Woohoo, I'm a good wolf, I don't have big fangs, I won't hurt everyone."

This big bad wolf is about to shed a few drops of wolf tears, and tears glisten in its dark eyes. If its bulging belly and occasional weak voice are excluded, maybe X will I really believe it.

"A good wolf is going to hand over the tribute, if you don't give me something to eat, I will really eat you!"

X went one step further, howling, like a real big bad wolf, and now he is bullying the puppy, and he doesn't know how long this arrogance can last.

"I...I have beef sticks, beef jerky, tender chicken breasts, and fat sockeye salmon. Don't eat me, I'm so scared."

The big, possibly bad wolf whimpered and took out a bag of beef sticks in the corner, apparently less interested in these snacks and more interested in the woman in front of him.

The fluffy white paw tore open the packaging bag, then took out the beef stick and delivered it to X's mouth.

X immediately calmed down, occupied the original den of the big humanoid wolf, and then enjoyed the delicious beef stick with his legs crossed, feeling at ease.

The wolf den is a combination of plush blankets and sofas carefully prepared by the company. It is soft and elastic, and presents an arc shape, which is just right for people to shrink, bringing a full sense of security.

It's even more comfortable than a company sofa, it's hard to imagine why a brute should be equipped with such good facilities, it's so enviable.

And animals usually have a strong sense of territory, except when they want to court a mate, they don't allow foreign creatures to wander here, let alone shrink their noses up and shrink in their nests, and occupy the territory majestically.

But the wolf, which is very likely to be very bad, showed no sign of anger, and instead carried a bunch of snacks that the company had prepared for it to 'offer' to X.

"Here you are, I'll give you all, I'll give you all of these...don't eat me, woo woo."

Spiced beef jerky, tender chicken breast, delicious cod fillets, shredded squid, and even freshly sliced ​​sockeye salmon—the salmon was delivered by the clerical staff just after the cunning wolf rang the dining bell. over here.

It even has someone to wait on and take care of it...

"If you're smart, I won't eat you today - woo, it's delicious, do you usually eat this well? Angela never gave me these."

X, who usually only sees junk puffed food and chocolate biscuits, has never seen these expensive meat snacks. The poor supervisor, who is usually severely controlled by the secretary, can't even find a bowl of instant noodles except for three meals a day.

The Siberian forest cat, who is always so hungry and doesn't know what it means to be full, is so easy to be abducted by other people...even the person who abducted her may not even be a human being.

If someone asks the artificial intelligence: Ma'am, haven't you ever fed your cat?Why does she look so hungry?

The artificial intelligence can only answer embarrassingly: at least seven times a day, but she always behaves very hungry.

According to the appetite of normal people, the nutrition provided by artificial intelligence is absolutely sufficient or even exceeds the standard by a large amount, but obviously, this is far from meeting X's energy needs. She is always so active and energetic, thinking about what to do next What to eat for a meal.

It is rare for someone to encounter such a problem in raising a cat. Although they have been eating extra meals, the cat not only did not gain weight but also lost weight, and lost several catties.

When people are hungry, they always prefer to choose those high-calorie, high-fat, high-sugar foods, such as fried chicken, burgers, French fries, and chocolate pies. This may also be a reason, a reason for greed...

X devours his snacks with no vigilance, more like a wolf than a real wolf.

Whether it is chicken jerky, tender vacuum-packed chicken breast or large chunks of beef jerky, beef sticks or beef cubes, they all entered X's stomach, while squid shreds, cod steaks and so on were all disc-like, clean.

When X greedily licked the corner of his mouth, this big and possible wolf even handed over a can of oolong tea. The oolong tea is slightly bitter, but it can just wash away the saltiness of this pickled and air-dried product, making it smooth and dry. throat, replenish water in time.

When a can of 150ml oolong tea was drunk by X in one gulp, another can was added until X was satisfied.

After eating and drinking enough, X paralyzed in his "own den" and rubbed his belly, contented, squinted his eyes and dozed off and wanted to sleep, completely forgetting that there was a big wolf about 1.8 meters next to him, and he was still walking all the way. Stare at yourself.

"Are you asleep, Director?"

The big wolf sniffed X's sleeves, then rubbed along the place where the smell was strongest, sucking between the armpits and neck, the hot air from his nose was hot like steam.

X felt a little wet on his skin, but he just turned around slightly, and didn't even bother to open his eyes.

"Well, what's the matter, what's the matter?"

She was already confused, obviously due to insufficient blood supply to the brain.

"It's nothing, Director, I just have a secret to tell you... If you want to build a house, you must build a solid brick house."

The tongue of a canine is also a little rough, and the moss is like a kind of soft brush, which scrapes X's skin like that, making X feel itchy.

"Ah, I don't need a house, the company is my home, I live directly in the company."

X rolled himself into a ball, as flexible as some kind of fluid animal, but that's probably not a very healthy way to take a nap, especially with a wolf staring at him.

The wolf's sense of smell is very sensitive, whether it is the smell of blood in the air or the pheromone, they can capture it very accurately.

How attractive is the female pheromone...

Excellent females can always attract the attention of many, many people, even those who are not human, like a lamp at night, making moths keep rushing forward.

Especially after just playing a game, the scent is so strong in the wolf's sense of smell, exuding female hormones as much as possible, which is more prominent than any expensive perfume.

The smell of the wolf mixed with the smell of female hormones, when this wonderful smell passed into the wolf's nose——

The sharp fangs and sharp claws of this big bad wolf could not help but put away, pretending to be a polite gentleman, trying to behave as obediently and docilely as possible.

In front of the female you like, you always have to show a gentleman's decency, and the first step in courtship is always to win the female's favor. Delicious food, excellent appearance, you have to use a way to win the female recognition.

And to get the approval of the female, the second step is to invite the other party to enter his nest, a beloved nest, and now, the other party is obviously very satisfied with his nest.

The next step is the third step, and the third step is always the most critical.

"Director, woo woo, it hurts... My stomach hurts, I need to blow it."

The big and possibly bad wolf suddenly fell flat on the ground, its limbs were straight up, as if resting, or touching porcelain.

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2. Is it a bar or a coffee shop? : Chapter 217 202. You have to give me ten litters of wolf cubs!

When you see a wolf falling on its back and screaming in pain, should you lend a helping hand?

Perhaps as long as a person with a slightly normal head will evacuate at a respectful distance, the farther the better, instead of looking closer like an angry roe deer to see what it is.

Obviously, X is the idiot with a high probability of having an abnormal head and being caught by the company's elevator doors many times. Her behavior is always different than others expected.

X did come closer, but not because he wanted to help the big bad wolf up, but because he wanted to reach out and touch the belly of the big wolf, with his legs rolling upwards.

The same fluffy paws stroked the bulging belly of the wolf, and there was an employee inside, which was really a round, solid belly.

"Are you pregnant, [F-02-58], are you going to give birth?"

X said something that almost stunned the bad wolf, and just as the big bad wolf was about to explain something, X had already held it down, holding it firmly like a strange force.

Really don't know or fake don't know?Pretend?Act?Or cheating to eat and drink.

It is rare for the master to be confused.

X had already put her ears on the wolf's belly, she could hear the stupid wolf trembling with its belly when it breathed, and she could also hear the voices of the employees inside.

Even though the breath is already very weak, there is still a glimmer of life.

Thankfully, this wolf suffers from serious stomach problems, digests things very slowly, and always swallows live food like a snake, and then takes a whole day to digest.

Probably due to the particularity of the abnormal body, these things that are similar to living things but not living things, only have some characteristics of living things but not a complete concept.

Big and possibly bad wolves... have no gastric juices and nothing in their stomachs, it's more like a different-dimensional space where employees are stored.

It has the concept of 'swallowing', but the place where the employees stay is not its real stomach.

Just like in a fairy tale, why the wolf who played the villain swallowed Little Red Riding Hood's grandma, but the grandma in the wolf's belly was not suffocated or digested...

And when the wolf's belly was broken, Little Red Riding Hood rescued grandma, and the family members could be reunited and continue to live happily.

Of course X could directly resort to some violent means to rescue the employees, but seeing that this stupid wolf offered her so many delicious food, she decided to be a little gentler.

It's just that there is a high probability that Angela will say that she is a humanitarian saint, even a beast cares about whether the beast hurts, and does not feel sorry for the employees in the wolf's belly.

It's not that I care about animals, but... If it can be solved with words, there is still room for ending.

WAW-level Abnormalities are somewhat different from other Abnormalities. Most of them have the ability to think independently, can communicate with others, and maybe have their own thoughts and feelings.

In other words, these guys have their own likes and dislikes, they will hold grudges, they will make small reports, and they will have serious temper tantrums. If they are not coaxed well this time, they will be even worse next time.

The company is still counting on the production capacity of this group of uncles, so it's not easy to take care of them, and it's not a big deal to run out every day and turn the company upside down.