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Just like that, after spraying on some new perfume, and carefully arranging his hairstyle and collar in front of the mirror, X was ready to make a good impression on his new minister.

Although every meeting with the minister did not have a good start, it could even be said to be embarrassing.

But X will still spare no effort to dress up his external image and strive for that poor impression point.

But this time, he was destined to work hard in the wrong direction, and flattered him on the horse's leg.

"..."

"...?"

"What, who are you?"

This was the beginning of the first sentence of X's new minister, and as soon as he spoke, X felt that she had a completely different temperament from other ministers.

It's not about the language style or the way of speaking, but the rusty smell that can't be concealed.

She is a battle-tested female warrior covered with scars, not a soft-spoken civil servant who sits in an office and handles reports.

"Hi, I'm the new supervisor, X, nice to meet you."

X extended his hand friendly, but the other party just glanced at it and ignored it.

"Hey, you're the new supervisor? Sorry, you don't look like that."

"Adorned beautifully like a flower peacock, and smells of perfume that hits the nose, how about a blind date?"

There was undisguised disdain in her tone, it wasn't sarcasm or sarcasm, it was pure contempt, dislike, or dismissiveness.

Maybe it was the smell of X's perfume that pissed her off, maybe it was because she didn't like X in the first place.

"When you hang out in other departments, those guys may come to kiss your ass, but in the corrections department, I will get out of that attitude."

The red-haired female warrior is as fierce as she looks, speaking bluntly and without mercy.

However, X's good attitude of not talking back seemed to soften her heart again.

Her tone became a little gentler, and she stretched out her hand, and put it on it, which was regarded as a handshake.

"Well, anyway, since you can find me here, at least it means that you will not be a wimp who will only drag you down."

"I'm Geburah, the head of the Corrections Department, and I'm the most combative of all the Sephirahs. Cowards are not tolerated here."

But X's soft, slender, muscleless arms and soft palms made the aggressive head of the punishment department frown.

She may be suspecting that X is a delicate and fragile greenhouse flower, a coward who cannot bear a little grievance and is afraid of getting into trouble.

Delicate arms and delicate legs, how did they suffer.

Ugly words are always said first, and the Minister of Corrections is such a style.

"You know what I hate the most? The crybaby who complains all day about how annoying Abnormalities and colleagues are."

"They're like deserters who refuse to take up arms on the battlefield! If you're not that type, maybe we can work together."

She emphasized again what type she hated the most, and X nodded tactfully.

I'm not a crybaby, nor a cowardly deserter who can't even hold a weapon on the battlefield.

X feels that he and Ms. Geburah get along well. Ms. Geburah is a practical person, and so is her supervisor.

Since taking office, the company's production capacity has increased steadily because of an excellent supervisor.

But it's not good to be too extreme, because people need comfort when they are wronged, and in a company with a lot of overall pressure, hiding under the quilt and crying is also a good way to relieve stress.

"Geburah, why do you hate employees crying?"

X needs to learn more about the views of the head of the punishment department, and then ponder over the character of the head of the heart.

Although deliberate flattery is not necessary, at least you should know what your minister likes, what you hate, and what kind of comfort you need most.

"Does it need to be said? Because they are a bunch of garbage! Tell me, what do you think those abnormal bodies are?"

"Sacred beings? Poor creatures locked underground? Or precious resources that provide us with energy?"

"It's all fucking bullshit! In my eyes, abnormalities are a group of beasts that can be hurt, but can't be killed no matter what."

"But since they feel pain, let us vent all the pain in our lives on those damned abnormal bodies."

Well, now X is confirmed, his new minister's hobby is fighting.

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2. Is it a bar or a coffee shop? : Chapter 223 206. Are you courting or showing love?

"Well, Geburah, would you like a can of strawberry soda, that might cheer you up?"

X made a friendly suggestion, got up and bought two cans of his favorite drink from the vending machine next to him.

In fact, according to X's guess, the other party should prefer beer or spirits, but you can't drink alcohol during working hours, it will affect your work, so just drink some sweet drinks.

Sugar can always bring people a good mood. The head of the punishment department is too angry. Although beating up those beasts is a good way to vent, it will also cause many problems.

For example, various mental illnesses, violence, loss of control, and instability are all synonymous with mental patients.

X didn't want his minister to lose his way in the violence and become a reckless beast.Ultimately self-destruction in extreme anger.

She smiled at Minister Geburah, but X's sunny and warm smile was more like a courting peacock showing love in the eyes of the Minister of Corrections.

So shameless.

"I don't want a coward's drink."

Geburah snorted coldly, completely ignoring X's kindness.

She didn't even touch the can of strawberry soda, she stared at the light for a while, and signaled for X to roll back to her place, or just roll away——

After all, the self-introduction is over, there is no gossip to talk about, so hurry up and get out.

"But Geburah, you're not allowed to drink during work hours, uh... If you want to drink, how about I accompany you for a few drinks after get off work? What do you like, beer or rum? Gin?"

X continued to ask with a cheeky face, without the embarrassment of being rejected at all, she had honed her skin like brown sugar from other ministers...well, at least in terms of work.

Although he is still pure and young emotionally, he still spares no effort in his work and uses all means to pursue these ministers for the sake of the so-called performance.

The head of the corrections department obviously couldn't stand this kind of brown candy type of person. X kept chasing and asking, and she was a little annoyed, and became even more anxious.

Maybe it was the shadow of the past seen in the woman in front of him, maybe it was because of other reasons...about himself.

The scarred female soldier lit a cigarette impatiently, and began to puff out the smoke, and the thick smoke just spit on X's face, and X coughed continuously.

"I don't drink with idiots, you can go away."

"As I said before, you may be flattered in other departments, but here, you are not a fart, and a softie who can't even hold a weapon should not stay here."

"Go back and ask your boring secretary for a bottle to drink milk, I'm afraid it's a stinky brat who hasn't even grown his hair yet."

Even though it was the first time we met, a big 'childish' hat was put on X's head.

Some have heard that they are irresponsible, some have seen that they are useless, and some have muttered that they have no feelings——

But it was really the first time that X heard, or said from the mouth of the minister that he was a young brat who wanted to drink milk from a bottle in his mouth.

Although Angela complained more than once that she loves to drink milk, it's naive, but it can't even be a point of attack, right?

Don't adults like to drink milk?Don't you have the right to drink milk?

Physically, X is a real adult and a very mature woman, especially in appearance, she is stable and reliable, like a black-haired lioness as the leader leading the lion group.

And 1.7 meters eight is said to be a stinky brat, which is indeed a bit too much, but Minister Geburah is even much taller than X. Conservatively speaking, at least 1.8 meters.

Maybe this minister is just scolding X for his immaturity, not his physical maturity... As for maturity or immaturity, maybe it's better to check it yourself and measure it yourself?

The woman in front of her must be mature, and she is as attractive as the fruit of the Garden of Eden, like an invisible cat's tail, circling around the ankle of the person, rubbing it back and forth.

There is something wrong with my brain, and the focus of things is not the same as that of normal people.

When one person mocks another and says go home and drink milk, it is just a verbal image vocabulary, not really asking the other person to go home and drink milk.

In the same way, when saying that the other party is a brat, it is just a verbal particle.

This is just to express the childishness and immaturity of the other party, so I don't want to talk to the other party, not a real brat.

But X obviously took it seriously and began to complain.

"I'm obviously full, but Angela shaved it off! She secretly shaved it off while I was sleeping."

The symbol of maturity was shaved off by his caring and good secretary, and now it is smooth, round and clear like a pebble.

When this matter was mentioned, X was quite aggrieved. God knows what kind of bad mood it can be when he got up to take a shower after waking up in a daze, only to find that he was missing something.

This 'prank' absolutely sucks.

This level of absurdity is like a person breaking into a private house and entering someone else's house. He didn't take, steal or snatch anything. He simply shaved the cat and turned it into a bald cat.

Angela sneaked into her bed without permission, did nothing, just took the electric razor to play pranks, and then woke up in the morning and screamed from the supervisor, a big surprise.

There is only one thing to praise, she deserves to be the supervisor's caring little padded jacket, loyal and reliable secretary.

And when this sentence came out, it was Minister Geburah's turn to be speechless. She knew that she was stupid, and things like official duties were destined to be out of touch with a warrior.

But why, the woman in front of her is acting stupider than herself?Is it because I have too many official duties and my brain is overloaded and burnt out?Or was it caught by the company's elevator door?

Thinking that he might be fussing with a fool just now, the original stinky face of the head of the punishment department softened, and he could barely be called 'gentle'.

She stubbed out the cigarette butt, threw the cigarette butt aside casually, and then prepared to send the woman in front of her away with any document, so as not to keep pestering herself.

The brown candy type of guy is the most annoying. They pester them when they ignore them, and they pester them even more when they ignore them. They have to see something to stop.

The head of the punishment department only felt irritable, and even more irritable.

And X still followed behind to pick up cigarette butts, put those cigarette butts on the ground into the ashtray, and cleaned the countertop and sofa of the coffee table to clean up the cigarette ash.

Seeing the woman in front of him picking up cigarette butts behind his butt, the head of the punishment department really couldn't hold back anymore.

She had seen cigarette butt pickers, but they were all back alley beggars.

The poor can't even afford to smoke a cigarette, and the addicted to cigarettes will pick up those choking cigarette butts for a couple of puffs, and some specialize in picking up cigarette butts and reselling them to do second-hand business.

"Why are you picking up those cigarette butts?"

The director of Tangtang World Wings followed other people's butts to pick up those cigarette butts, what did they say?

"Well... because cigarette butts are supposed to be where cigarette butts are supposed to be?"

"Putting it on the sofa poses a safety hazard and is prone to fire. When throwing it out, be sure to extinguish it, and it's best to put it in an ashtray."

In just half a minute, X collected a vat full of cigarette butts, on the sofa, on the floor, on the coffee table, and even on the desk and folders.

It can be seen that the head of the corrections department is very addicted to cigarettes, and he consumes a lot of cigarettes every day, at least one pack a day. X does not smoke. I don't know the exact number, but it should be underestimated.

And it's not that X is worried about the minister's health, accusing smoking of being harmful to health.

X was mainly worried about Minister Geburah's psychological problems. Looking at the tank full of cigarette butts from the side, it was enough to explain many problems.

AI will not get lung cancer, but AI can enjoy alcohol, enkephalin, tobacco and other addictive drugs to paralyze or please itself, and this dose of tobacco is already exaggerated.

People smoke when they are anxious. Tobacco is almost an indispensable part of human society. Although it is not a necessity, it cannot be without it.

While some people try smoking because they think it's cool, many more do it because they're stressed out, numbing their nerves with nicotine.

As the secretary said before, Minister Geburah must be under a lot of pressure, with a bad temper and a lot of irritability.

Although Angela said it, X still saw it with his own eyes, and he confirmed this fact after careful observation.

Looking at the entire company, although every minister has a bad attitude towards X, it is indeed rare for Minister Geburah to attack people as straightforwardly and unabashedly.

Of course, X is not a small-minded person, so she won't take these things to heart. She is just analyzing the character of the head of the punishment department and the current actual situation and working environment.

She is here to improve and help the minister, to help the minister solve his anxiety problems, instead of thinking about how to replace a minister who doesn't like her.

As the director of the company, X will take full responsibility for his ministers, and he has enough patience to improve the relationship between them, which may be somewhat bad.

Dislike yourself?It's okay, it might just be a misunderstanding.

A lot of ministers who have gone there have disliked X from the very beginning, and X is quite clear, but now, the ministers at the top love him, and he is very popular among the ministers.