Lobotomy Simulator, the best dating simulator

X selected the Abnormal Body that needed to be selected today, and without thinking about it, used himself as a bargaining chip to trade with the secretary in exchange for information.

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The author's words:

Who is not crazy to write a book?Just hold on!Ahhh, look at me punching through the center of the earth! ! ! !

Today, my favorite game, Hearthstone, is about to close its server. Today, the manuscript I submitted to a certain point was rejected. Today, I encountered a brain damage in reality.

I hid under the quilt and cried all day, and I had to get up to write a book at night.

Ahhhhh! ! !Don't do this kind of thing!

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2. Is it a bar or a coffee shop? : Chapter 228 211. The supervisor beats the abnormal body... well, keep the program effect

"Angela, can you give me some advice?"

X asked his secretary what he thought about these abnormalities. Angela knew almost everything, but she was never willing to reveal too much information.

Only when X took the initiative to wrap himself around the secretary, leaned close to the secretary's neck and exhaled, and gave him a comforting reward, the secretary was willing to leak some information from his teeth, and even squeezed out a little bit of toothpaste.

But this is also very normal, the secretary obeys the company, not really obeys the supervisor.

Angela may also regard this as a reasonable transaction. Only by gaining the intelligence advantage can the director X be attached to her... Although it is a bit too sad to use such a despicable method.

If affection can only be obtained in this way, can it really be called affection, and can it be regarded as being recognized and possessed?

This is at most a substitute, a junk fast food that barely satiates the hunger without any nutrition at all.

But for people who are already hungry, how can they pay attention to fast food or not fast food when they are so hungry? As long as there is food, they stuff it into their stomachs one by one and gobble it up.

After asking for 'proper remuneration' from X, the secretary who hadn't calmed down reluctantly revealed a little information. She stretched out her finger and tapped a certain number lightly.

【F-01-57】, this is the secretary's suggestion to the supervisor.

[If you don't expect to be harassed by noise every half hour, and the entrance fee is mandatory, don't choose that terrible thing...]

[And if you expect the company's corridors to be covered with thorns, you can also choose this. I will not interfere with your choice, after all, the initiative is in your hands. 】

[Comparatively speaking, [F-01-57] is the easiest one to manage, but it is only relatively easy... Please be prepared and don't put them together. 】

Although he didn't know much about the abnormalities contained in the box, but from the secretary's simple description, X already felt the trouble of those "precious objects".

WAW-level abnormality is not good without temper, there are always only two choices of 'precious' and 'more precious', and the difficulty of managing ALEPH-level abnormality is even more disastrous...

As long as there is even the slightest management error, it means that X has to pack up and leave, um... this is not resignation, but accepting the company's punishment for the supervisor.

Angela may not be happy to see this situation. After all, X has not figured out the idea and temperament of artificial intelligence until now. Sometimes it is good to itself, and sometimes it is full of madness.

Like an extremely changeable person, jumping back and forth in a diode.

She can make a vicious and ruthless decision one second, and hold X's wound and blow on it the next second, carefully asking if it hurts... She has a serious tendency to split.

In other words, the secretary of the company is a little nervous. The work pressure these days may have been so great that even artificial intelligence can suffer from mental illness.

But generally speaking, Angela is still stable, and hasn't done anything particularly extreme yet, and gave X a super surprise.

"Well, then I will choose [F-01-57]? Geburah's department should be able to manage it? I hope there will be no accidents."

X sighed, making a choice between bad and worse. Since thirteen days passed, the abnormal bodies sent by the company have all been dangerous existences of WAW level and ALEPH level.

The ZAYIN-level, TETH-level, and HE-level cute baby abnormalities are all gone. In the past, X would find them annoying, but now he really misses them.

At least these guys won't turn the company upside down when they come out, and the roof will be blown off.

When those guys came out, the civilian death toll was uncountable, and if not handled properly...

Those military personnel used to deal with abnormal bodies will almost sacrifice the team as a unit of measurement, and then declare the department to be wiped out.

Although X has never done such a stupid operation, but X has seen such a stupid operation in the simulator, and the consequences of releasing those things.

The miserable scene of the company has been seen in the simulator, and X does not want that kind of tragedy to happen again in reality—she wants to avoid those unfortunate endings as much as possible and save those tragedies.

And since these management mistakes have all seen those stupid things, and skipped the 'open door' caused by the worst information gap, X still has some understanding of those newly purchased Abnormalities.

The simulator is very useful, and the biggest effect is not to have a [courage +1]——

It's about giving a chance to start over, so that people will know who those guys who will make trouble for the company in the future are.

If you know it in advance, you can take precautions before they happen, and pay more attention to those things, so as not to face potential disasters unprepared.

This can be said to be cheating, but it is reasonable cheating, an 'open-book answer' within the allowable range.

Maybe it was "encouraged" or "encouraged" by the company. The secretary would always turn a blind eye to this phenomenon and say nothing.

It is the ability of the supervisor to be able to copy the answers, as long as the answers filled in at the end of the answers are correct, as for the process of solving them?Who cares.

The secretary is obviously also a person who only cares about the result and not the process of solving the problem. In her eyes, it is the same to do the problem violently or smartly.

The artificial intelligence may prefer X to use itself as a solver, because it can charge some 'extra fees', which are reasonable fees.

But recently, X prefers to cling to the head of the department rather than to the secretary, which makes the secretary very disappointed. After all, the well-bred cat still lacks discipline, and it is hard to tell who is the owner.

When a cup of coffee is placed in front of X, X will push forward and say so without gratitude.

"Angela, why isn't there a cool fully automatic coffee machine in the supervisor's office. There is one in the lounge at Chesed, and the coffee machine even pulls flowers automatically."

In the past, X should have admired the superb coffee skills and hard work of the secretary, but for unknown reasons, after the EQ dropped sharply again, the conversation between the supervisor and the secretary became like this.

The wording became more subtle and full of 'connotation', a kind of weird communication between adults.

Whether you like coffee or not, your face needs to be tweeted to know how to cherish it.

【I can also make a beautiful latte art on your face. 】

"...I'm not coffee."

[But you can also stir and preheat like coffee. 】

"Evening?"

【If you want, you can do it now, the supervisor room is very, very suitable for you. 】

It is not impossible to knead the woman in front of you like kneading dough.

A generous-hearted secretary doesn't mind turning into a pastry master to make a good face-to-face meeting, and when making a face-to-face meeting, she can forgive the woman's unreasonableness~ There is a delicious cake to eat, so what if you forgive a little offense?

Enjoying this pastry exclusively, I like to exclusively own all the cakes... As for the virtues and sharing?I don't understand, eating alone is the best thing.

Being able to 'understand' and 'understand' Angela's behavior that was almost pasted on his face, X immediately became honest...

She still doesn't want to be mixed up by the secretary as a pastry, her waist can't stand it.

When people knead dough, they don't think about the pain of the dough on the chopping board and the broken muscles and bones under the rolling pin.

Knowing that she can't win against artificial intelligence with her lips, X rationally chooses not to argue, she would rather go to see the department head's request more than respond to her secretary's greed.

Minister Tiphereth of the Central Headquarters, Minister Chesed of the Welfare Department, and Minister Geburah of the Corrections Department still have a lot of work to be handed over to X.

"According to our Sephirah playbook, a great supervisor is bound to be exceptionally productive. Can you get the job done this time? Go ahead and prove what you're capable of."

Reaching the energy target before the reverse Kabbalah energy meltdown reaches level 6 is the task assigned to X by the head of the Central Headquarters today.

Yesterday, the requirements of the Ministers of Tiphereth were to complete all work before the level 7 meltdown, but now the difficulty has been further strengthened.

They asked X to continue to shorten the time, fast and good.

Pursue higher efficiency - this is not only the policy of the central headquarters, but also an inevitable requirement in the company's ability inspection of supervisors.

"Of course, have you considered going to the party? Tiphereth, I think everyone will come. There will be delicious drinks, delicious cakes and snacks."

X keeps blinking at the short minister on the screen. Short legs are a disadvantage. The disadvantage is that Minister Tipherth can only show his face every time, but not his waist and legs.

Maybe if you want to make yourself more imposing, you need to put a chair under your feet.

"...I haven't promised you yet, don't make decisions for others without authorization. But if you have done a good job this time, it is not impossible to give you a chance."

Minister Tiphereth said disgusting words, but he hummed coldly and turned a corner in the middle of the speech, his tone slowed down, but the wording was a bit subtle and weird...

Well, compared to the childish way of 'stepping on your toes' when they first met, the relationship between the supervisor and the minister should have mostly improved now.

Although the irascible fried puffer fish is still so irascible, but it is still difficult to touch the belly, so as not to be bitten off when you stretch out your fingers.

Minister Chesed of the Ministry of Welfare has the same view on this. She is also a minister who focuses on the pursuit of efficiency and does not advocate meaningless overtime.

She hopes to see that the supervisor X is full of efficiency and can solve things in as little as 3 minutes.

"Director, you did better than I expected. How about we increase the difficulty? I hope you can get good grades like last time."

Chesed's request to X this time is to finish all work by [-] pm.

The lunch break stipulated by the company lasts until two o'clock in the afternoon, which means that the time that can be given to X and the actual time that can be used are only the time in the morning and two hours in the afternoon.

Get off work at four?It's no wonder Chesed is the most popular department head in the company, who doesn't like a good head who gives his staff the four o'clock day off.

It's a pity that the employees are comfortable, and it's the supervisor who suffers.

After hearing Chesed's request, X's first reaction was that he had never left work at four o'clock, so how could he let the employees get off work?Is this reasonable?

I hope next time I will not put forward the outrageous request of 'only work in the morning and directly give employees a holiday in the afternoon'.

Working half a day and taking half a day off, this kind of thing X didn't dare to think about even in his dreams, and he didn't know how the head of the welfare department dared to mention it.

Not only do you not work overtime, but you also leave work early?How can there be such a good minister in the world... Well, for employees.

X has silently made a decision, if Chesed made a mistake, then the minister's punishment is to work overtime with Netzach until the same time as his supervisor.

Standing up and talking is really painful. Every day, I am urged to leave work early, and who can tell me about the energy loss caused.

Every extra hour of overtime work can create more value and earn more and more energy.

But X still maintained a superficial smile and agreed to the minister's request.

"Well, I'm taking your advice, Chesed. I'm going to try this challenge today. If the work is done by [-] p.m., the staff can go to bed earlier, and we can go to bed earlier."

"How about a party after get off work? Tiphereth has already agreed, and the middle-level ministers need to communicate with the upper-level ministers occasionally. Everyone in the upper-level also misses you very much, although they don't come often."

"Of course, I like your coffee very much... The desserts are also super delicious. Can you prepare more then?"

But there are advantages to leaving get off work early, so that there is enough time to throw and enjoy a party, and it is nice to take a vacation for yourself every once in a while.

Forgive both employees and yourself.

These are the requirements of the previous ministers, and the most difficult to deal with today is a "stabbing" minister, Ms. Geburah.

Although I have had relatively close communication with this minister to maintain a relationship, but X is not considered 'familiar', after all, it is only the first time we meet.

Intimate contact does not allow the minister to relax his requirements on supervisors. Private life and work are one-size-fits-all. Rather, it is precisely because of the attention and care that X is so strict.

Good medicine tastes bitter, unpalatable advice help line……

In essence, the ministers all expect X to be better, and only by raising the standard can X adapt to the future work intensity.

On the screen, Minister Geburah was smoking a cigarette and puffing, his sharp eyes fixed on X, looking up and down, even though he knew X's softness and tenderness, he still made a harsh request.

"If you want to live longer in this kind of place, you must get used to suppressing these monsters."

"Killing them has to be as common as your breath. By the way, I love watching those nasty monsters suffer and suffer and suffer."

The Minister of Corrections seems to be asking X to fight?

"Understood...Geburah, which set of EGO equipment do you think I am suitable for? Which guy is suitable for a fight, that is... the kind that is easier to bully?"

X rolled up his sleeves and estimated the gap between himself and the big bad wolf. The gap was that he would be swallowed in one bite and get a pile of wolf saliva.

The expression of the Minister of Corrections was a little subtle, and then he realized that he might have a problem with his wording.

"No, I mean, please command the staff to suppress HE-level abnormalities five times within today, of course, higher threat levels are also fine... Forget about your arm."

"The guy with the bottle in his mouth just needs to stay behind the screen, and leave the dirty work to me, understand?"

She stared at X, 'working hard' to make herself vicious, but this vicious expression could scare other little girls to tears, but it was of no use to X.

X has seen too many men worse than Geburah, such as his own secretary, so this method is not very effective.

"Hmm... so I wasn't asked to suppress the Abnormal Body."

X showed a disappointed expression, pitiful.

"Are you kidding, how could I let you touch those unreasonable beasts? Just sit there honestly and don't make trouble..."