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Like a father, like a son, my secretary is not a good thing, and the secretary's 'father' must have a first-class bad personality.

I bother!

X cast a look of contempt, even if Angela's designer is the real boss of Lobotomy, she still has to look down.

Anyway, it's right to scold her when you're upset!Isn't it normal for subordinates to secretly scold the leader as a ██ when they are upset?

X took it for granted, so even if the minister scolded him for being a ██, he wouldn't be angry... Uh, the staff will be counted separately.

And when X was punching his 'never-shown' boss in his heart, Minister Hod was already tired of her like a puppy.

"Director, is Hod not doing well?"

The little girl looked at X pitifully, and although she didn't say it directly, she already revealed her desire to be praised.

"Of course, Hod is doing a good job - I think, next time if there are employees who are not very obedient, maybe they can be sent to the Corrections Department."

"Have you considered cooperating with the Corrections Department? Geburah's department happens to be short of sandbags, and the staff of the training department just don't have opportunities to exercise."

X thought about it, and chose to continue pampering his minister.

While talking, X kissed his minister lightly, leaving a red lip print on Minister Hod's neck.

Just use the minister as a rag to wipe off the lipstick~

X doesn't like the feeling of applying lipstick, because she eats lipstick along the way when she eats, so she thought of a super clever way to wipe off the lipstick.

If you wipe off your lipstick in this way, you won't make others angry, and you can kill two birds with one stone.

She was still thinking about the delicious food at the party later, and she didn't know what kind of delicious meal would be waiting for her.

"Well, it's almost ready, Hod? Chesed said there is a party in the conference room on the middle floor. There is some champagne in the second counter under my office table. Let's take a few bottles over there."

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The author's words:

It's so uncomfortable meow, my head hurts, and I feel dizzy. Fortunately, the dormitory is isolated for online classes, and I have time to hang up code words, otherwise I feel like I won't be able to finish.

Notebooks usually last for three hours after a power outage, which is enough to write a chapter. After finishing writing, I continue to change my phone to write, but the result is still not finished.

After finishing this, I did the math, and there are still [-] words to write! !Pain meow.

2. Is it a bar or a coffee shop? : Chapter 242 225.100% Fully Automatic Coffee Essence

When Minister X and Hod arrived at the meeting place, there was no one there except Minister Chesed.

Perhaps the most leisurely department is the coffee... er, I mean the welfare department, at least Minister Chesed is never strict with his rest time.

But maybe the other ministers are too busy grooming themselves?Furthermore, it is pure laziness and lateness addiction.

Although there is no need to be late, if you don't step on it, you will feel uncomfortable, and you need someone to help dredge your muscles and bones.

And even if they weren't such latecomers, some ministers would feel uncomfortable if they didn't find some work for themselves because of their work addiction. As a result, they were on the verge of being late by the time they settled their official duties.

For example, entertainment, they value their work more, maybe it is really like what Minister Tiphereth said——

The upper echelons always like to pretend they are busy.

Why use the word 'pretend', because this is like a student who is good at taking notes in class. He looks very hard, but his notes are full, and his test results are mediocre, or even bad.

To be more precise, it is to procrastinate for time to comfort my heart with my earnestness and hard work.

Compared with the upper-level departments, the middle-level departments are more open-minded about these things, and they are more straightforward and outspoken about the bad side of the company, and they themselves join the ranks of 'bad'.

Instead of procrastinating and making employees tired and working overtime, it is better to improve efficiency, finish get off work early and leave work early, and go back to rest as long as the performance reaches the standard.

Middle-level employees have more freedom, they have more time to participate in social activities and other recreational activities, and their mental state is better than upper-level employees.

Lack of recreational activities will lead to a surge of addictive drug-dependent employees. Perhaps on this point, the upper-level departments should learn from the practices of the middle-level departments and understand what it means to be relaxed.

The work can't be tense all the time, and employees have to have a breathing room.

Minister Chesed sat comfortably on the sofa enjoying his coffee, and she barely looked up after Minister X and Hod came in.

Minister Chesed, with dark blue short temples, has brown-gold eyes. These beautiful brown-gold eyes scanned the two people who entered the room, and finally settled on Minister Hod.

To be more precise...he fixed his eyes on the red mark on Minister Hod's neck.

A bright red lip print is very eye-catching.

The corner of Minister Chesed's mouth turned up suddenly, revealing the cunning expression of a fox holding a chicken in its mouth.

If you want to say who is the most cunning and mischievous minister among the upper and middle-level ministers, it must be Minister Chesed who looks very friendly on the surface.

Her bad taste is no less than that of a certain artificial intelligence in charge of the company. In a sense, the bad taste of artificial intelligence has somewhat influenced her.

Working together, like-minded... accomplices.

"Good afternoon, Director—huh? Are you going on a date with Hod?"

"How was the first date, Director?"

The slick Minister Chesed spoke in that ambiguous theatrical tone on purpose, and at the end of the sentence, there was a bit of a hum trill.

Unsurprisingly, when these words reached the ears of X and Hod, they achieved the effect Minister Chesed wanted to see.

X showed an embarrassing and embarrassing expression, his ears turned red, and his fair skin suddenly turned pale pink.

And Minister Hod, who was pulling X's cuffs behind X, was also emitting heat like a steam engine. The cooling system was abnormal, and it was estimated that it should be repaired.

But being ashamed as shy, Minister Hod just lowered his head without any rebuttal... Maybe he was secretly laughing at this statement, far from X's big reaction.

In this regard, the innocent and innocent X has never seen such straightforward words. She and the secretary usually play the riddle, how can she stand such straightforward words? It's hard to hold back.

The hair that was finally straightened up suddenly exploded, and the fur of the black coal ball cat stood up, as if someone had stepped on its tail.

"What are you talking about? Chesed! Be careful. I told Angela to confiscate all your coffee, so the coffee department won't be able to open."

"This is not a date! I just watched Hod not feeling well, so I let her rest in my bedroom for a while."

But because of X's clumsy speech organization ability and poor expression ability, she shifted the meaning of the whole sentence to a more wrong direction, a wrong direction that is easy to misunderstand.

What is 'Seeing that the minister is not feeling well', he took the minister back to 'rest in his bedroom for a while'.

There is no reason for a supervisor to take his subordinates to his bedroom to rest, does Angela know?

It's just getting darker and darker.

After hearing the second half of X's hurried explanation, Chesed's foxy smile froze, and brown coffee liquid leaked out from the corner of his mouth.

——She was just joking, and she said it for fun, can't it be true?

——I can't hold back anymore.

Ms. Chesed looked like... She would have spit out the coffee in her mouth, but because of her strong control, she forcibly suppressed her gaffe.

Chesed was stunned for a long time before he let out a word, speaking earnestly.

"Director...you should pay attention to restraint, especially since this is a public place."

"Don't tell me, the purpose of your holding this party is to satisfy... some of your little desires, to solve some of your little needs?"

"Solemnly state that I will not participate in this kind of activity. When Angela asks about the crime, please don't involve me. I don't know anything."

After vaguely feeling that this might be a rather absurd party, Minister Chesed immediately waved his hand, trying to distance himself from the relationship.

But it's mostly a joke. After all, the Minister of Welfare still knows what the woman in front of him is.

It is also a kind of talent to some extent that the same action can describe the meaning so ambiguously.

"By the way, do you still need gloves? I still have a lot of disposable gloves here, which were given to me by employees. You should be able to use them."

But when it comes to jokes and jokes, Minister Chesed's level is not much lower. The damage she deals is really hurt, and can easily break through the psychological defense line established by X.

Not only is his lip-smacking skillful and glib, Minister Chesed's acting ability is also first-class——

She stretched out her fingers, opened her palms, and put them close to her mouth, as if she was biting something, and took off her gloves.

This time, the provoking X really followed the shrimp in the boiling water. When it was thrown in, it was clean, but when it was fished out, it was red.

The body is not afraid of the shadow slanting, but the problem is... X has indeed done a lot of similar things in order to achieve some of his goals.

Of course she understood what gloves meant, and she also knew that Miss Chesed's move was a █ hint.

Of course it’s okay to joke about this in private, but this is a conference room, it’s a public place, and there are other ministers around, how can Chesed be so disrespectful to himself!

Is it due to a lesson?So arrogant.

When she said this, not only her glorious image as a supervisor was ruined, but even the majesty as a supervisor was completely gone.

The black-haired lioness must announce the ownership of the territory today, so that other cats and dogs can see who is the boss of the company.

"Chesed—Enough of the jokes! I've said no, just look at you, and you'll scare the little girl to tears. You were the one who scared Hod last time. The little girl is so cute, and you still scare her like this. "

X used the excuse of another minister of his own to signal the Minister of Welfare to shut up, and if he continued, X would have to give Ms. Chesed 'remedial homework' and let her know what a supervisor is.

Yesod was convinced by himself, and if necessary, X also planned to reason with Minister Chesed, persuade her, and change her stubborn opinion.

While talking, X rubbed Minister Hod's small head. Although Minister Hod is 1.6 meters tall, he is really small in a company with an average head of 1.7 meters.

X was naturally gentle towards such a young minister, as if coaxing a human cub...except for the irritable little golden-haired puffer fish.

If human cubs were chattering like little golden pufferfish, X would have to compete with little golden pufferfish for pacifiers and bottles every day.

Don't worry about being shy or not, shame or shame, is it wrong for adults to like to drink milk bottles?How can one assume her age.

Thinking about it this way, is it a lot of confidence?

X feels that he is standing on the side of justice, which is very, very cool.

As an excellent executive in the company, of course he can't sit idly by and let the head of the welfare department spread content that is not conducive to the harmony and friendship of the company, let alone demonize other heads.

X coughed first, adjusted his facial expression, and opened his mouth pretending to be serious, but his ears were still as red as red shrimp, which was really not convincing.

The Minister of Welfare is of course aware of the guilty conscience of the woman in front of him. After all, it can't be hidden, and all thoughts are written on his face.

The kind-hearted head of the welfare department thought about it, and decided to forget it. He didn't expose the supervisor's careful thinking, and saved face for X, pretending to be obedient, and letting X talk.

What can a stupid wood say, it's impossible for a cycad to bloom, right?

The Minister of Welfare held his coffee indifferently and continued to drink it gracefully. When the coffee was no longer hot and bottomed out, he would add another cup.

Some employees rumored that the head of the welfare department had to drink ten gallons of coffee every day, which could be called a mobile coffee machine.

But maybe that's not a rumor. When people think it's a rumor and an urban legend, it may often be the truth of some kind of fact.

For example, right now, X is angrily accusing the Minister of Welfare of demonizing the behavior of other ministers. Chesed has frightened himself, other ministers, and many employees.

Everyone told me that Geburah nailed disobedient guys to the wall and punctured their heads.

How is this possible?

Ms Geburah is a gentle minister with great patience and a strong sense of justice, impossible to pin people to the wall, babbling

'Go to hell'.

Those were all groundless rumors, and it took a lot of time to spread the rumors, but it took a lot of time to refute the rumors. If this continued, the company's lucky wheel event would have to be launched again.

Many employees will enthusiastically sign up and participate actively. Those who are not selected will look gloomy and cry loudly. X must win a few more places from Angela.

"Miss Chesed, you're the one who spread the rumor that Geburah punches people's heads, and Geburah nails people to walls."

"Hmm...Chesed, although I know you have a good sense of humor and like to joke around with your colleagues, but..."

"This can be regarded as smearing the image of the minister. Although it is not malicious, it is easy to misunderstand others."

"Colleagues should not belittle each other. Everyone should be united and friendly."

"You have to know that if any of the employees in the upper department is crying and saying that they don't want to work, as long as they say that the head of the punishment department is coming, they will immediately get up from the floor."

X said exaggeratedly, although it is not so serious, but Minister Geburah is indeed famous, even more famous than the "Viper" of the Minister of Intelligence.

The employees were frightened, and when it came to the Corrections Department, few people were willing to transfer there... Although Minister Geburah was not willing to accept softies.

"Okay, okay, I understand, supervisor, next time I'll say it differently. If you don't work hard, the big bad wolf will come and eat you~"

"Director, is my statement okay?"

Miss Chesed showed her canine teeth. Although she was acting like a wolf's mouth, it was funny no matter how you looked at it.

"Yes, yes, but this sentence is easy to damage your body. You know, Geburah's department has Little Red Riding Hood mercenaries, if she hears that there is a big bad wolf—"