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This made X can't help but joke about his Minister of Welfare.

Don't you just like to joke and tease people, who wouldn't?

X spoke in that intimidating tone that Chesed had used earlier.

"The other ministers are still waiting for us. You take up too much time by yourself. Be careful they are jealous of you and hang you on the wall as a pendulum pendant."

"But forget it, it's too late anyway, let's take a bath together."

The hot water in the bathtub is still warm, and the rose petals soaked in it are also delicious, which happens to be the right time to take a bath.

She chatted with Chesed for more than half an hour, but she only took half of the bath and rubbed her back. She hadn't taken a bath yet. Bathing is the most soulful part, so it must not be left behind.

It's just a party anyway, so it doesn't matter if the pigeons drop, right?

X completely forgot that he left poor Minister Hod behind. The little girl entertained other department ministers but couldn't see the person in charge, and was blinded by the big blue fox in front of her.

After all, getting along with Minister Chesed is indeed a very comfortable feeling, very at ease... She seldom calls X by honorific title, but chats in an equal tone.

Maybe it seems a little impolite to others, how can a minister talk to the supervisor like that, but X feels pretty good.

She also lacks a place and a person to confide in, and Minister Chesed will not be hypocritical in this regard, what to say, and things to see clearly.

If Netzach's sway is due to a lack of ability or an imbalance of mentality.

Then Chesed's state of mind is caused by standing too high and too far, and being too clear about the company's situation.

This is a very capable minister... and he is outstanding among the elites in the hive.

The bathtub is quite big, maybe it’s because of the possibility of getting along with friends, or maybe it’s because Minister Chesed loves to enjoy it——

In short, this is a bathtub for two people, and there is plenty of space for each other to stretch out.

X was soaking in the bathtub, squinting his eyes, like a lazy big cat, while the little rubber duck was floating on the water, swaying with the waves.

Just now, it seemed as if they had finished chatting about everything, but now it's time to take a bath, it's unexpectedly quiet, and they are very understanding with each other——

Uniform closed his eyes, quietly enjoying the beauty of hot water flooding his body, that warm feeling.

Whether it is a human being or an AI with an iron shell, they all enjoy this pleasant time to the fullest. This time, X also learned the lesson of taking a bath with Angela a long time ago, and did not say anything stupid again.

If you ask Minister Chesed at this time whether she will leak electricity, the scene will definitely be very embarrassing and ruin all the previous atmosphere.

So the best way is to keep your mouth shut, don't talk, and take a bath quietly, so as to save a few words from destroying the friendship you have finally established and short-circuiting your anger.

It is worth mentioning that taking a bath is also a good way to relieve stress, with many benefits.

If it wasn't for taking a bath with the minister, which would easily anger an AI secretary, X would be more than happy to accompany the minister. Maybe he could build a bath...?

It is convenient for everyone to take a bath together.

After all, taking a bath has many benefits. If you take a bath every day, most of the stress can be relieved.

Promote blood circulation, relieve muscle fatigue, relax nerves, and also beautify the skin. If everyone can get together and take a bath, it will be faster than the relationship?

At least not as stiff as it is now.The relationship between the upper department and the middle department is only at the level of recognized colleagues and familiar strangers.

If there is no report to hand in, there will be almost no contact...

Although the company doesn't encourage joining departments, X still feels that if they can be friends with each other, they will have support and help the minister to go on better.

If everything is relieved by him as the supervisor, X's energy is not enough, and it is too difficult to deal with eight ministers at the same time.

One or two is enough, let alone eight?Dreaming that night was a nightmare, and there was no peace.

Just thinking about that scene made X shiver in the warm hot water.

"Well, it's almost time, don't soak for too long."

After soaking for about 15 minutes, X came out. She is not as waterproof as AI, and her delicate and fair skin will wrinkle after soaking for a long time.

Although she is not very pretty, and usually has no interest in dressing herself up, X is still a woman after all, so she will care a little bit about these things.

There are also height, weight and some data involving personal privacy...

And when X led Minister Chesed back, the first thing that greeted him was "Master—manage—!"

The sofa pillow was thrown over and hit X's head delicately.

Minister Hod, who had been forgotten for a long time, is now staring at X viciously with his own eyes, but because it is really too cute, even if he makes such an appearance, he can't be scary.

"Sorry, I forgot the time when I was taking a bath."

The party has been going on for a while, and all the ministers are looking at this side, focusing on X... She has become the focus of the party.

Even though X isn't really interested in the party itself.

"Tch, it's mother-in-law's job to take a bath. If you don't know, you might think you fell into a pit."

Even Minister Geburah attended the party, and when the female warrior's gaze caught Minister Chesed jumping to X, there was only contempt left in her gaze.

I don't know who he is despising... Perhaps whether it is X, the supervisor with a milk bottle in his mouth, or the soft egg coffee essence, they are all within the contempt of the head of the corrections department.

"No concept of time at all...I suggest punishment."

And Minister Yesod of the Ministry of Intelligence is even more aggressive, insisting on the fact that X is late.

Obviously Chesed is also a late guy, but no one cares about this cunning blue fox. They, a group of AI ministers, just want to watch the supervisor have fun.

Is it interesting to bully the supervisor?What does coffee mean.

"Director, hiccup~punish~punishment! Punish—three glasses of wine! Hiccup—Jin."

And whoever is interested in the party and who can have the most fun, of course, must be Minister Netzach of the Security Department.

Her face was already very red, obviously she had drunk a lot of wine, and she even made a fuss, talking loudly about the subject of Yesod, and said that she would punish the supervisor.

Of course... this punishment is just drinking.

An extra-large glass of beer was placed in front of X, and the supervisor who was late would have to drink as a fine, and he would be punished with three glasses.

Maybe it needs to drink more, X's head is already blurred when he ingests alcohol, and she can't tell who is toasting and who is punishing.

Everyone drank alcohol with her, and the brain paralyzed by alcohol almost gave up thinking completely, and completely drank a piece.

Day15, end.

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Chong Ya Meow, just a little short of the word count. After finishing this chapter, there are only [-] words to be freed!Write two more chapters meow!

Woohoo, if I had updated a little more, it wouldn't be so painful now. I told myself to add updates more than half a month ago, but I have been a lazy dog ​​in the end.

It’s all right now, I’m only willing to add more meows when I’m on the verge of death.

And what's even more unfortunate is that after the update, there is still no time to post and comment, and there is no feedback for two weeks...

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When you are unlucky, everything is unlucky.

2. Is it a bar or a coffee shop? : Chapter 246 229. Drinking and drinking

When X woke up from his bed, he felt the pain of being pinched three times by the elevator door, and it was like being thrown into a drum washing machine for a Super Thomas spin.

[Good morning, Director, it seems that you are much more energetic than I imagined. 】

【Did you have fun last night?Your alcohol level is so high that when you have your blood drawn there is no blood but alcohol. 】

As soon as she opened her eyes, she saw the "enthusiastic" greeting from her caring secretary. Angela's mouth was still as vicious as ever, and as yin and yang as ever.

But it doesn't matter, she is used to it, and as long as she admits her mistake quickly enough, this artificial intelligence will have nothing to do with her.

"I'm sorry Angela, I...I forgot yesterday, Netzach kept passing me drinks...so...so I drank a little bit more."

X first pinned a mistake on the head of the head of the security department, and after so long hanging shoulders with the rotten green algae head, the guy who eats nothing must play a role.

If it can't contribute to performance, at least it must be a good target to absorb the firepower of artificial intelligence.

As for this kind of trick, it can only be said that it was seen through by artificial intelligence at a glance, but so what if it is seen through, it can only be said to be helpless.

Even though it has already gritted its teeth, the cat has already run out to play, and it is impossible to let the cat spit out the cat food it has eaten.

On the bright side, I just drank too much and broke up a piece of alcohol, but didn't really hold any special carnival party.

There's no point in blaming it any longer...

【Does your head still hurt? You will feel better after taking the medicine... Don't drink so much next time, it will hurt your body. 】

Angela looked at the woman in front of her distressedly... Dealing with a drinking situation is not an easy task, and it's not a necessary drinking situation.

And taking a step back, AI is a group of mechanical shells after all, and it is completely self-defeating to compare their drinking capacity with them...

But the woman in front of her would still rush forward to compete every time, she just didn't learn the slightest lesson.

The only lesson that people have learned in history is that there is no lesson to be learned, and the same mistake can be made N times.

It's just a despicable aggressive method, which can firmly trap the supervisor, and get hooked every time... It's better than putting cheese on a mousetrap.

One of the things that artificial intelligence cannot understand so far is the drinking culture at the human dinner table. Why do they like to persuade people to drink, and why do they insist on drinking?

Unable to understand, artificial intelligence is still a long way from fully understanding human beings.

Whether it's distinguishing those feelings, or figuring out your own feelings, and learning what it means to relax and have gains and losses.

But maybe it will never be clear, after all, even humans themselves have never understood these...Even humans themselves can distinguish these emotions accurately.

"I don't want to take it, the medicine is so bitter, I want to drink sugar water."

X's brain hasn't started working yet, and the current situation is more like a vexatious human cub that needs careful care.

Therefore, in order to save time, the artificial intelligence put the hangover medicine in its own mouth and delivered it along the way.

Regardless of the cat's scratching and struggling, he forcefully fed the medicine, and then added a large glass of water.

During the whole process, X's head was dizzy, and he was at the mercy of the secretary. If the secretary said to go west, he would go west, and if he said east, he would go east. He was obedient and docile.

Such hypoglycemic brain downtime lasted until after washing, the artificial intelligence carried X to the supervisor's room, and after delivering the first morning, X ended this:

who I am?where am I?what am i doingsleepwalking state.

"Hmm... there shouldn't be any ministers who need to meet today, right?"

X slowed down, and the memory of yesterday was completely fragmented. Not only did he have a headache after drinking too much, but he also forgot things like this.

X always feels that he has forgotten something, but he just can't remember it.

But now the more important thing is his own work, so after a moment of entanglement, X put his doubts behind him and turned to pay attention to the words in the secretary's mouth.

[Well, you have no other arrangements for today... The opening of the lower department will be next week, and you still have some time to prepare. 】

[But starting today, you will face a more severe test... The melting of the reverse Kabbalah energy will lead to bigger and more serious disasters. 】

[You need to pay attention to the fusion level of reverse Kabbalah energy, and complete the company's energy indicators before reaching a higher level...or defeat them and collect extra energy. 】

Angela rarely revealed so much confidence today, and the secretary patiently explained the new things to be faced today and in the future.

Although this good secretary never intervenes in the management of Abnormalities, and is almost unwilling to help open a back door, he is still very serious when explaining the most basic information.

She is not so much as a secretary, but as a guide, and she is only responsible for telling the supervisor the direction, without giving any extra help.

Whether it's good or bad, wrong or right, she will let it happen.

[From today, when your Reverse Kabbalah energy meltdown level reaches level seven, there will be a [Twilight] test. This postgraduate entrance examination will be stronger than any abnormalities you face.]

[Their level of danger is [WAW] level, but their threat level is far beyond that of WAW level Abnormal Body, they are more powerful...more tricky. 】

[So please pay more attention... Of course, I believe in your ability, you will handle everything well as always, and perfectly complete the tasks assigned to you by the company. 】

Angela marked the abnormalities very thoughtfully and arranged them according to the level of danger.

Dawn, noon, dusk, midnight, the abnormal progress is named after the sun changes in a day, and these respectively correspond to the four levels of abnormal body threat of difficulty.

ZAYIN, TETH, HE, ALEPH, and despite the division of this danger level, the energy residue born from the reverse Kabbalah energy meltdown——

That is to say, the test is much more dangerous than normal abnormal body, and it is more unstable.

X has already faced the test of noon in different colors, and now needs to face the more difficult test of dusk.

There is also a difference in type, the dusk test of different colors will show different states, but as for what it is...

The loyal, caring and very reliable secretary is unwilling to reveal a little bit more. These are all secrets and need to be kept secret. The rest needs to be explored by X, the supervisor.