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X made a YES gesture with a confident smile, although this smile seemed stupid to Yesod... After all, a warm smile should not appear in a company.

"Hmph... I hope that the work you complete will be as good as you said."

Immediately afterwards, as if disgusted, Yesod turned his head away and stopped looking at X, and the camera turned to Malkuth, the head of the control department.

"Well, good morning, supervisor! Don't pay too much attention to Yesod, she is just a little serious and doesn't like to laugh, but she is not bad. By the way, your work today may be a little difficult, but I believe you can do it. This time I You need to deal with the meltdown reaction!"

"Director, you also know that this facility is very unstable. After the containment unit melted down, in order to keep the Abnormal Body stable, we had to release some energy."

"But as time goes by, meltdowns will become more frequent. Certain entities may be spawned from unstable Abnormalities...Of course, you can definitely do it well, I believe in your excellent command. "

Malkuth, as always, held his notepad that never left his hand, and his never-stinging praise and sweet smile were the best encouragement for X.

"All I know is the Abnormal Body riots caused by the energy meltdown of the reverse Kabbalah. I will deal with these, Malkuth."

X nodded, indicating that he understood. When the work reaches a certain level, the meltdown alarm will be triggered, and those abnormal bodies that were originally peaceful will become emotionally unstable. At this time, employees need to be dispatched to work on them in time. , appease those emotionally unstable Abnormalities through work.

But when it was the Minister of Security's turn, the screen was blank with nothing on it.

"Strange...Angela, where's Netzach?"

【According to your request, I ordered her to rewrite a report... If you need it, you can review it】

"Isn't it completely impossible to finish writing? It's only a few minutes."

【Well, so Netzach has been hung from the ceiling according to your request】

The camera that was originally aimed at the desk in the security department's office turned and adjusted to the top of the line of sight, which is the position of the ceiling.

"Damn Angela, this shitty company!!"

The voice of cursing came over... The green algae head who was tied and hung from the ceiling had a clear flush on his face, and a lot of green liquid belonging to enkephalin was even stained on his collar.

"Netzach, are you listening to me, watch your words."

"X, you don't even know what Angela did to me! She dismissed my report and hung me up here."

Netzach squirmed, swaying from side to side like a bundled caterpillar, and complained to X again, accusing Angela of her brutality.

"That...Netzach, Angela is next to me now."

"Why didn't you tell me earlier?!"

At that moment, X saw the wonderful face-changing of the green algae head, who was soaked in enkephalin, and even woke up in an instant, X suppressed a smile and pretended to be serious.

"Let's talk about the work to be done today, Netzach, Angela will put you down later."

X wouldn't say that he asked his secretary to 'reward' Netzach.

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1. Would you like a dose of enkephalin? : Chapter 20 19. Fairy Blessings in a Beautiful World Like a Fairy Tale

What worries X the most is the security department. Netzach in the security department is really unreliable. If this state continues, it is really hard to imagine that it will get better.

However, since Netzach claims that 'jobs are treated as trash', X can only understand that the company has arranged this intentionally. When working, he should pay more attention to the security department and be responsible for the work of the security department's employees.

After all, since Netzach doesn't want to be responsible for anyone's death, then X, the supervisor, can only be responsible for the employee's death... Such a sense of guilt is actually fine if it is shared.

"Okay, Netzach, are you awake now, I'll talk about the report after get off work. It's almost time for work, is there any task request that I need to complete today?"

X looked at Netzach, who was hanging from the ceiling like a green caterpillar and rice dumplings, and sighed.

She didn't understand how Netzach managed to make such a mess without being fired. At least the supervisor X himself has a 50.00% probability of being fired every day because he stepped into the office with his left foot first, and the remaining 50.00% probability It's because the work wasn't done properly.

Do you envy... I don't envy you either, X doesn't want to be a rotten person with nothing to do. The feeling of being at a loss when you can't find your pursuit and your goal is empty, scary, and also sad.

At least now X knows what he is going to do. He must do his job well as a supervisor, complete the daily energy targets, and contribute to the company's development. He doesn't like the work and get along with him these days, but he doesn't hate it either. Not so much that I hate it and want to resign immediately.

"Director, you really have enthusiasm... You must know that the employees here will often encounter fatal accidents."

"Many of them would have lost their lives or their sanity..."

Green Algae spoke faintly, still in that depressed tone, the ropes tied to her body did not affect her at all, and hanging from the ceiling was not such a bad punishment.

The appearance just now was probably just to save face, to show X a look.

Netzach's dark green pupils stared at the camera, as if he was really staring at X, even though the screen was separated, it seemed to be close enough to his ear to say the faint drizzle.

"Of course, I think losing your mind is worse than losing your life. If so, can you do all this well, supervisor? Get the job done today without employees panicking."

In a sense, Chlorella's dissatisfaction with X is more obvious than that of 'Viper' Yesod, Netzach never gives X even a little face.

"Okay, okay, I see, I don't complain about the misfortunes of life every day like you and don't think about a little change. Netzach - take a good look at how I drowned in this addictive drug. A little bit..."

X also unceremoniously gave the big green caterpillar hanging from the ceiling on the screen the middle finger, and then turned off the screen.

"Hmph, who is she? I'm so mad. Angela, hasn't Netzach received complaints or reports from employees?"

X grumbled, getting caught up in Netzach's provocation again, and while aggressive tactics were a very despicable thing to do, it was clear that X would take the bait every time.

【Director, your naive performance will damage the company's image. The directors of each department are AIs arranged by the company, and you have no right to change...】

"But Angela, she bullied me!"

【You can't expect every minister to follow your wishes, okay... Do you need another cup of coffee, or a cup of hot milk? 】

"Okay, give me a cup of sweet milk and sandwich biscuits."

After roughly understanding the meaning of the intelligent AI's words, X can only give up this useless complaint behavior.After all, the complaints of employees in the company can be said to be out of consideration. They can complain, but there will never be any change. After complaining, they may be assigned to some job.

And X, as the supervisor, has no right to change these. Facing the AI ​​ministers of these departments and the AI ​​secretary who manages these ministers, the implication is simply translated as "don't worry, really don't worry, you will be in a hurry in the future".

When I met a minister in Netzach, I was in a hurry. Wouldn't I be anxious to death when I met other ministers in the future?Don't worry, really don't worry, some people will be anxious in the future!

In this regard, X's evaluation is that Lobotomy's AI is really unique, at least in terms of personality, it is really unique.

So is the designer's head caught by the elevator door? X felt that since he took up the position of supervisor, he had to scold the designers of the company every day, and the more he thought about it, the more angry he became.

How can there be such an AI?Is this reasonable?

I'm so wronged... Only sweet milk and sandwich biscuits can calm my mood a little bit.

X officially started his day's work with a cup of warm milk in his hand. The air conditioner in the air-conditioned room is always turned on at a relatively low level, and the hot milk always feels extremely hot in his hand, but it has a classic black chocolate style with a sandwich inside. After the biscuits are dipped in milk, they taste extra sweet.

The little people representing the employees on the screen are ready to go, and the abnormalities in the containment units are also ready to move... After the suppressor is lowered, these originally dormant abnormalities will start to move, and their activity means the official start of work.

The newly contained abnormal body [F-04-83] is a plump humanoid individual, which looks like the 'elf' or 'little fairy' in fairy tales, and is surrounded by Many smaller but similar individuals.

It looks very friendly... probably, it should be very friendly, right?

At least this is more pleasing to the eye than [Beauty and the Beast]. Under the cognitive filter [F-04-83] is a humanoid with light green skin. Although it does not meet the standard of 'beautiful', it is not scary , also vaguely cute.

It has four fat arms, two legs, and then two pairs of huge insect wings similar to butterflies or moths, and it has two pointed ears and two arm-like hairs on its head. .

Ugly and cute, but that doesn't mean you can take it lightly. The first item in the supervisor's handbook is not to underestimate any abnormal body.

[Simulation begins——]

[Day3 - Feast in Fairy Tale]

[You successfully contained a batch of Z-level anomalies with the lowest risk factor today, and it was placed in the containment unit of the Ministry of Intelligence]

[You dispatched employees to perform instinctive work on [F-04-83], and the work results were excellent. After the employees came out, they were full of energy, and there was still a faint green light flashing around them. After testing, it was [F-04-83] using their own Special ability to heal staff wounds]

[You find the employee dead in the corridor, his body lying in front of the containment unit of [One Crime and One Hundred Goods]]

[You dispatched employees to conduct insight work on [F-04-83], and the work results were excellent. After the employees came out, they were full of energy, and there was still a faint green light flashing around them. After testing, it was [F-04-83] using their own Special ability to heal staff wounds]

[You find the employee dead in the corridor, his body lying in front of the containment unit of [Beauty and the Beast]]

[Ministerial information from the Ministry of Intelligence is bombarding you and you are blind to it]

[You sent employees to communicate with [F-04-83], and the results were excellent. After the employees came out, they were full of energy, and there was a faint green light around them. This is [F-04-83] using his special ability to heal employee's wound]

[You find the employee dead in the corridor, his body lying in front of the containment unit of [Beauty and the Beast]]

[Ministerial information from the Ministry of Intelligence is bombarding you and you are blind to it]

[After repeated attempts to verify the idea, you found that the abnormality named [F-04-83] would give employees with results other than [Poor] something similar to a blessing. 04-83] When the abnormal body is working, it will be... eaten]

[simulation continue OR simulation stop]

[stop]

Maybe this is the choice when the result of the calculation is too long. At least X thinks it is unnecessary to simulate it any longer. She can guess what the result will be after so many experiences.

It is nothing more than being punished because the work is done too badly. As a mature supervisor, X has been able to predict in advance what excuses the intelligent AI will find to punish him, or the reaction of those ministers when the work ends in a disastrous way.

Whether it is punished by ministers or intelligent AI, it is not the desired result of X.Now that she knows the ending, there's no need to read it, she just wants to avoid those situations.

Although there will be no reward options after [stopping] the simulation, but that is a dispensable gift. What really matters is information and intelligence...Of course, the main reason is that X feels that after too many simulations... …will feel uncomfortable.

It's like feeling depressed all of a sudden, tightness in the chest, or... There are other difficult reactions. If there is no need, she still doesn't expect to see the results of the so-called simulation calculation, which will aggravate her own pain. uneasy feeling.

It’s hard for me to barely adapt to the feeling of having a secretary AI by my side, and to experience different and contradictory emotions. There will be a strong separation, as if I am no longer myself...

Why... do you feel that the reflection of yourself on the screen is not like yourself?

X tried to concentrate and concentrate on his work, but the feeling of disobedience not only did not disappear, but became heavier and heavier.

In fact, the work of the supervisor is very smooth for X, it is like instinctively adjusting the [flow rate] all the time, and switching back and forth on multiple screens, everything can be done very naturally without even deliberate training.

But... X didn't remember that she had done such a similar job. Fortunately, after entering the working state, X no longer entangled with these things, and she didn't have the energy to entangle in the minutiae.

"Yesod, let your employees perform instinctive work on [F-04-83], only perform instinctive work, be optimistic about your employees, and don't let your employees go to other departments to assist in the management of abnormal bodies."

"Strict-order-forbid-forbid any employee to replace the job without authorization! The employee responsible for managing the [F-04-83] anomaly is prohibited from going to other containment units, and the handover must be approved by the minister."

"Malkuth, I'm sorry to trouble you. Let the employees conduct insight work on [One Sin and Hundred Goods] today. Although the communication effect is better, the employees also need to exercise other abilities."

"Netzach, although beer is provided in the lounge, only one bottle is allowed! Don't let me see you lying in the lounge like a drunk. I!"

Because only three abnormal bodies are contained, and they are placed in three departments respectively, there is actually nothing special to be busy after they are handed over to the heads of each department. After understanding the characteristics of the abnormal bodies, the possibility of accidents Sexual infinity equals zero.

The newly contained Abnormal Body with the number [F-04-83] is at the level of ZAYIN. This level of Abnormal Body hardly shows any aggressiveness, nor does it have too many thoughts of attacking and hurting employees.

They don't do much harm to employees, and in the right circumstances can even have a positive impact on them...but still not to be underestimated.

After working on [F-04-83] in the intelligence department for a period of time, some basic information came out, and the abnormal body was officially identified as [Elf Feast]. It is an almost harmless abnormal body and is very popular among employees Welcome.

According to Yesod, the 'Elf's Blessing' has even become a bragging point among employees, as only those employees who perform well will be 'favored' by the Elf and receive the 'Elf's Blessing'.

X can only laugh awkwardly at this, after all... as far as X knows, there are not a few employees who have been eaten. Wrong.

Employees who have received the elf's blessing are absolutely not allowed to go to other containment units to work. As long as the employees have any intention of going to other places, they will...be enjoyed in advance.

At first, X thought that there were some other rules in the other two units that he had not discovered, but [One Sin and Hundred Goods] and [Beauty and the Beast] caused mental damage to employees, not physical damage... ...which has nothing to do with them anyway.

After using the most clumsy elimination method, the culprit can only point to the elves, the true meaning of the so-called [Elf Feast]—the elves who are looking for a feast.

Well, although it was a bit of a surprise, X was not shocked, because this is not a fairy tale world where as long as the quality is good, it will be blessed by elves, and it is almost impossible for good help that does not need to be rewarded, purely out of good intentions...

In other words, this is a world where good people don't necessarily get good rewards.

"Angela, the coffee is cold, please change it for me."

X pushed the cold coffee aside and handed it to his secretary to pour it into the cold sink.

Although he knows what the essence of the 'wisp's blessing' is, it has a lot of positive effects on the employees, and X doesn't intend to speak out about it.

"Thanks for your hard work, employees of the intelligence department, please continue to take care of the elves. [Elf Feast] really likes everyone who is [-]% enthusiastic about their work!"

"Thank you for your efforts. We only need to work for a while before we can get off work! After get off work, everyone can go to the lounge of the security department to get two cans of beer for free~"

X made a brief announcement with a broadcast announcement. Although it was just a small thank you speech, it was able to lift the spirit of the employees very well.

To a minister, a supervisor may not be a big deal, even honorific words are not needed, but to an employee, it is probably very special, just like an idol, or a spiritual leader.

The status of World Wings in the hearts of employees is much higher than X thought. Everyone is very proud of being able to join World Wings, and regards it as an honor.

Well, no matter what, the employees will give full play to their value, regardless of the means.

X slightly moved his eyes away from the screen, pressed [Pause], and lowered his head to take a sip of the coffee. This time there was no extra sugar added, but X didn't hate the taste.

Sugar is only used for seasoning, the main body is still coffee, softer coffee will taste better.

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