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Even though it is [Twilight]... But it is already desperate enough, because this may only be the beginning of understanding hell, and then there will be the end of [Midnight], withering everything.

Although it was a long time ago when this request was made, X still remembered Minister Malkuth's expression when he mentioned the [Twilight] test.

He was supposed to be a vigorous minister, who rarely showed any expression other than a cheerful smile, but at that time, his face was gloomy, shrouded in a layer of gloom.

Twilight is not an invincible test, but it takes courage to meet it.

Not only supervisors, but also ministers and employees...

This is a test and challenge for X, and the same is true for ministers and employees, and they all trust the supervisor, and they need the command of the supervisor.

Finally, after an employee from the Welfare Department finished working on the Big and Possibly Bad Wolf, the overload reached full capacity.

The meltdown bar of reverse Kabbalah energy has broken through from level six to level seven.

The test begins...

The residue extracted from the excess energy materialized into anomalous, uncontainable, but more destructive monsters with physical bodies...

As the cheerful laughter of the clowns penetrated into the ears, blood-red text appeared on the screen of X, eye-catching and conspicuous that could not be ignored, continuously scrolling like subtitles.

[Blood Dusk - Battle at the Peak]

[Hurry up and throw away those tattered torsos, come and integrate with us, and continue the never-ending bloody carnival! ! ! 】

[Sooner or later, everyone will understand.We will have fun together. 】

The test of blood color is closely related to flesh and blood, and the words involved are nothing more than instinct and desire...

Perhaps this test itself is the deformed appearance of the most primitive ideas of human beings.

The fusion of flesh and blood, the body fused together, intoxicated in the desire and carnival of flesh █, regardless of everything...

In the end, it was just a pool of stinky meat, which would rot after all.

[Battle of the Peak] is the WAW-level abnormal body generated in this test. It will be generated in multiple departments, but the specific department is random.

And from the appearance, it is a deformed existence that blasphemes the Creator. It is a disgusting flesh and blood polymer spliced ​​and wrapped by countless limbs.

Both the skin and the inside are a disgusting mass of rotten meat that is still moving, which makes people feel unreasonable.

Why is something so rotten, still 'alive', constantly stuffing other people's limbs into that deformed torso.

It was like a ball, a huge spherical creature stitched together from pieces of flesh.

A large number of skins of unknown creatures wrapped the meat like that, and there were a lot of stitches on the surface. Each piece of skin was different, different in size, and some in different colors.

Maybe there are men's skins, women's skins, old people's skins, and children's skins...

The flesh and blood creations embodied from abstract concepts are so deformed.

It's 'long' with two short but thick legs, which should be the wrong structure for a spherical body.

And three strong arms are extending out irregularly, and the palms with fingers that are completely difficult to discern are holding a machete, a spear and a sledgehammer respectively.

At the center of the body of [Superior Battle] is a big mouth full of fangs, like a knife cutting open, the brackets are pulled apart very quickly, and they keep splitting.

And on both sides of the mouth there is a tiny eye, compared to this deformed and huge body, it is really the same as a black sesame seed, but it is still turning around.

And a clown's head protruded from the split mouth in the middle, hanging on the ground, connected to the neck by a blue-black hose, like internal organs turned out, very disgusting.

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The author's words:

I didn't expect to be unblocked on the [-]th. I look forward to meeting you, meow.

The school suddenly let it go and said that we can go home, pack up our things and go back tomorrow, so we don’t have to be troubled by the power outage in the dormitory anymore.

Going home happily~ After being so unlucky this year, I finally had a lucky thing. It is too painful for me to get up at four o'clock every day to write articles.

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2. Is it a bar or a coffee shop? : Chapter 251 234. I don't want energy, I want you

"Attention Minister Malkuth, tell your staff to get ready, it's around the corner in Corridor Two, and is moving down to the intelligence department."

"Geburah, [Twilight] appeared abnormally in the corridor of the Welfare Department... No, I didn't ask you to dispatch employees to support the Welfare Department, just let [Little Red Riding Hood Mercenaries] handle this, and I will pay for it."

"Your manpower is going to support the training department. Their firepower is not enough to suppress [Dusk]. You must help Hod more."

X said that, and seeing the unhappy expression on Minister Geburah's face, he immediately guessed the reason.

"Phew, don't you want to talk to [Little Red Riding Hood Mercenary]? Well then, let me say this."

Although we managed to negotiate with [Little Red Riding Hood Mercenary] yesterday, Minister Geburah of the Corrections Department was still not very happy.

She couldn't hold back her face to let a strange body deal with the things that the Department of Corrections was supposed to deal with.

And don't talk about opening that mouth, which allowed the abnormal body to intervene in the affairs, which in her opinion is what a coward would do.

X has nothing to do about it, after all, Geburah's performance is already giving in——

At least let the Little Red Riding Hood mercenary come out of the containment unit. This hunter runs through the corridors of the department, hunting and processing other abnormalities without obstruction.

Not stopping the Abnormality was already a rare thing in the battle-crazed Ministry of Corrections, and this was Geburah's biggest concession.

It is the head of the punishment department who tolerates the "willful demands" put forward by the supervisor, and X is too embarrassed to put forward higher conditions...

And since the head of the punishment department can't speak, he can only let himself, the supervisor, talk to the Abnormal Body, which is considered a social flower to a certain extent——

The supervisor is the biggest sign of the company, but isn't it good?That's fine, that's a good thing.

This shows that X is an excellent supervisor who is trusted by ministers and popular with employees. He is full of charm, and his popularity index is a thousand times that of his secretary.

Obviously not wearing black silk, nor high heels or more feminine Jenny shoes, but unexpectedly popular.

Perhaps it is the stark contrast between the serious appearance and the gentleness and softness in private daily life that makes it so popular.

An inexplicable feeling of wanting to stop...

Mensao's cat is awesome, and it would be great if the tail could be wrapped around the wrist and tied in a bow.

Probably... This is the case with the purest desires and true thoughts after throwing away those fancy excuses and good-faced cover-ups.

No AI will refuse to pet a large black cat with its belly exposed and meowing more happily.

They are even willing to spend a long time patting the cat's tailbone, touching the tail, and taking out cotton swabs to tease the cat.

This is much more interesting and decompressing than pinching the bubbles on the bubble cushion. It is the best decompression method at present, and can effectively vent many dissatisfaction.

However, X may not be able to realize the Minister's thoughts very well. Most of the time, she just regards this as a reasonable and fair transaction where everyone gets what they want.

And that's part of the job, not personal relationships.

Just like now, it's more like a commercial show of favor, like a cat in a cat cafe who is forced to go to work.

X turned on the communication facility in the containment unit of [Little Red Riding Hood Mercenary], and woke up the mercenary who was lying on the bed with his legs crossed and trembling.

Every containment unit has a device similar to the existence of a telephone. Sometimes, abnormal bodies with 'intelligence' or the ability to communicate with people will do this.

However, the communication facilities require the employee's ID card to dial. If there is no ID card, they can only answer unilaterally.

This is an emergency measure for employees.

If there is an abnormal situation at work, you can use this to tell the department staff or the minister, and then record the final information——

That piece of information might become the employee's last words and be sorted into information as part of the file.

But now, it has become the personal phone number of this humanoid abnormality that can communicate...

Maybe looking like a human and being able to talk is really an advantage, at least [big and possibly bad wolf] is not treated like this.

X didn't even want to pay attention to this big wolf who was full of lies and slick tongue, even if she took a second glance, she felt that her eyes were dirty.

But [Little Red Riding Hood Mercenary] can make phone calls to chat with X. Although it is charged by the hour, by the second, this mercenary obviously doesn't care about the cost.

Credit, credit...and then repay with entrusted energy costs, it can be said that the company is happy, and it is also happy, successfully completing the currency circulation cycle.

The candy in the left palm moved to the candy in the right palm.

When the red hooded hunter who was taking a nap heard the phone ringing, the first thing he showed was an expression of displeasure——

The irascibility of Qi Qi made him want to shoot two shots at the target, chopping down a few animals to relieve his boredom.

But when this very rude and cruel hunter picked up the phone and heard the voice of X, he changed his tone suddenly, becoming soft and gentle like a coquettish.

If it wasn't for the mask to cover its expression, it would probably be able to appreciate what is called a 180-degree reversal of attitude, Sichuan Opera's face-changing.

It fully explained that even if it is a strange body, as a woman, its face-changing speed is quite fast.

You know, WAW-level abnormalities don't have a good temper either.

Friendly is only friendly compared to the bad attitude of other Abnormalities&

In fact, it was not polite to its employees at all, so how could it suddenly become quiet like it is now, carefully choosing words and paying attention to its own tone.

It's a rough man, but now it's trying to be as delicate as it can be--

It's as if he doesn't want to make a bad impression in front of the person he likes, and it seems that he is worried that his tone will scare the other party, so he tries to restrain his rudeness.

Humans are very fragile, it has to be gentle.

"That...Little Red Riding Hood, do you still have time now? Can you help me deal with the Abnormal Body, the WAW-level anomaly in the corridor of the Welfare Department [Battle of the Peak] and its subsequent derivatives."

"Just as you asked, I will pay you the corresponding energy, please help me solve them."

It was X's gentle and polite voice that came over the phone, which made [Little Red Riding Hood Mercenary] feel itchy and wanted so much.

energy?What is energy?

This is not what the wandering mercenary really wants to pursue-it wants a happy family and a virtuous wife.

It was as if involuntary and totally uncontrollable thoughts, yet unexpectedly synchronized, did have something in common.

"Of course, I can even give you a discount, but I have to make a condition."

The Little Red Riding Hood mercenary sharpened his saw knife, and the sharp and blood-stained knife was sharpened by it.

"Well, we still have to look for the big wolf and leave the beast to you, right? Of course, I still remember, and I will tell you if there is any sign of a wolf in the search."

X said so, but did not reveal the most important thing——

In fact, the cunning and vicious wolf is in the shelter next door, where he and the Welfare Department provide delicious food and drink.

Sofa cushions, teething sticks, dog treats, everything you want, and the only thing you need to do every day is to continue to doze off in the bed.

Ordinary people are not as happy as this wolf. They sleep until they wake up naturally every day, someone delivers food, and someone combs their hair. The job of going to work is to play with people, and get off work before four o'clock.

This is a happy life that does not require 996, let alone 996, it does not even require hard work.

Compared with the big wolf who lives comfortably, Little Red Riding Hood's daily life is much harder.

It has to go to various departments to deal with those abnormal bodies entrusted by X, just to 'earn' such a meager reward.

However, if the ulterior motives are placed first, the company that has worked so hard to deal with the Abnormalities may have to pay some other price.

"No, not this... What I want to make is another request, every day... You must chat with me for at least half an hour."

"If you promise me this, I can fix things for you for free."

It requires X to be a proper chatterbox to meet its social needs as an Abnormality.

At first glance, this request is not excessive, and it is just an ordinary chat, but after careful and in-depth thinking——

It takes half an hour of the supervisor's precious time every day, which is no small price to pay.

The supervisor is very busy, and he doesn't have much time to spend with the minister. On average, each minister may not be able to spend half an hour chatting.

But X agreed, just to save energy.

The commission fee for the Little Red Riding Hood mercenary is based on the level of the abnormality that needs to be dealt with...

[Dusk] at the WAW level is the derivative anomaly after dusk, from the HE level to the TETH level, the sum is not a small number.

What's more, X is a penny-pinching rooster, he can't see any loss of energy, energy can only be collected, how can he spit it out and return it to the abnormal body?

Faced with the [discount] good offer from Little Red Riding Hood's mercenaries, she couldn't refuse anything, and when she saw a free thing, she jumped headlong into it.

And whether or not free stuff is the biggest trap, free stuff costs more and more.

"Well, I'll trouble you then, Little Red Riding Hood mercenary."

X is thinking about today's energy indicators and the tasks assigned to him by other ministers. In WAW-level Abnormalities, [Twilight] actually counts.