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The stuff made by his girlfriend, even if it's a pile of carbonized unknown lumps, he has to grit his teeth and say it's delicious - at least the big bad wolf is this type.

And seeing Little Red Riding Hood mercenaries make a fool of themselves, they showed such a shame.

The wolf, which was big and possibly very bad, was very happy, and the long and narrow wolf mouth grinned with teeth, unable to close it from ear to ear.

It won't let go of any opportunity to satirize its rival, the huge wolf deliberately choked his throat and said in a tone of yin and yang.

"Heh, what a country bumpkin who doesn't understand taste at all."

"This stupid hunter doesn't seem to understand your kindness at all. Director, don't bring it next time. It's a waste of the director's thoughts. Do you hear me? Get out next time, what B hunter."

Then the big bad wolf faced Little Red Riding Hood's mercenary's eyes that almost put a gun in its mouth and pierced its throat, and gently pinched the small coffee cup with the fingertips of its wolf paws.

Compared with its size, coffee may only be the size of a fingernail. God knows why a wolf is so flexible.

How does it separate its fingers with its wolf claws, and the fingers are so flexible that it can pick up things?

It looks sharper than a Red Riding Hood mercenary, tastes coffee with elegance, and knows more than a vulgar hunter.

If you ignore that it is a wolf, this is simply a standard that cannot be more standard, it is a standard classical lady.

And what a sad thing it is that a beast knows coffee better than you... Even the beast likes to read, and the Little Red Riding Hood mercenary doesn't touch books at all.

The big bad wolf twitched, pretended to be in front of Little Red Riding Hood mercenaries, and tasted the coffee, but when he drank the coffee, he revealed his secrets——

Its wolf tail is exposed.

The dark brown coffee was poured into his stomach, and he drank the whole pot of coffee with his big mouth.

The supervisor's tears?That must be drunk whole.

The wolf's obsession with body odor is always beyond imagination. It is obsessed with everything, whether it is close-fitting clothing or liquids secreted by humans.

And tears are naturally counted as one of them...

It is keen to collect these, if it can let the supervisor completely belong to itself, how good it is?

——I really want to swallow it, lick it over and over again, and taste it over and over again.

——I really want to form a pack of wolves with her

The beast is polite and elegant, but its greedy expression cannot be faked. Once it tears off the clothes used to cover its beast face, it reveals that ferocious wolf face.

The greed of wolves, the wildness of wolves, the evil of wolves...the wolves who do not know how to be satisfied.

It was a big, possibly bad wolf, and had to be a big, possibly bad wolf.

Like every fairy tale about wolves recorded in fairy tales, it is evil and cunning, greedy and terrifying.

To get it all, drink the blood and chew the bones of your prey.

"Puff—cough cough cough cough cough cough."

Then it sprayed out, and the coffee was sprayed everywhere by it, as much as I drank it in one breath, I spit it out now.

It was clearly a WAW-level dangerous Abnormality, but now it showed a distressed expression as if it had eaten something bad, and screamed.

Don't say it's mixed with tears, say it's mixed with dichlorvos or rat poison, I guess the AI ​​will believe it... although those things probably won't work on the abnormal body.

"Hahaha, bastard, isn't your mouth hard? How does the swill taste? Hahaha, why didn't you choke to death after drinking so much?"

Little Red Riding Hood's mercenary saw that the pretentious big wolf who had just raised its tail to the sky also stumbled, and immediately laughed more happily than anyone else.

The big wolf didn't tell the joke, but he even lifted his leather boots and kicked the wolf's ass hard.

I've been annoyed with this beast's snarky face for a long time.

If it wasn't for X, the supervisor, to stop him, the mercenary of Little Red Riding Hood was willing to sell X to save face, and he would have to give the big wolf a "caesarean section" and a few knives in the stomach.

"Hehe, I'm just... a bit uncomfortable with human drinks, I don't like this drink very much."

The big and possibly bad wolf wiped his wolf's mouth, and there was a lot of coffee liquid on his beautiful fur, but it didn't matter.

Rounding it up is also the smell of the supervisor. You can't rub your own smell on the supervisor. If you change your mind, you can be considered a victory if you can get the smell of the supervisor.

win!

It's called one step ahead, and it knows how to handle humans better than this stupid hunter.

Hehehe... the one who wins is still himself.

"Director, can you give me a cup of black tea to rinse my mouth? I feel...I prefer another drink to this human drink. Also, the taste of this music is really bad. Classical music is really old. To the slag."

It raised its eyebrows, retrying to pick up the grace it had just lost.

"Well, is it really that bad...I feel okay. Would you like a cup of black tea, okay, but there are only quick-brewed tea bags here."

Seeing the reactions of the two WAW-level Abnormalities, X always feels that this is not too exaggerated. Even if his coffee making skills are poor, it is not so bad to drink.

Is it really bad?Is it because bitter tears dripped in?

Life is so bitter that even tears are bitter, more bitter than coffee itself.

The exaggerated reactions of two consecutive Abnormalities really made X feel frustrated——

I'm so rotten, it's okay to be a mess at work, I can't even make a cup of coffee, I'm just a waste who can't survive without a secretary.

——I really want to cry into Angela's arms.

——at least the secretary will comfort himself.

Although Angela is very venomous in many cases, when X is really sad, she becomes gentle...much gentler than those ministers.

This AI secretary may have told a lot of lies and fabricated many lies, but only one thing is true——

When X heartaches, she heartaches more than X.

Perhaps in the eyes of this secretary, the supervisor is the whole of her life, "My eyes only belong to you", it's as simple as that.

Rather than saying that she didn't want to make friends with the minister, she was more disdainful.

The proud artificial intelligence will not lower its head. In her heart, there is only one most important existence, and her eyes will only belong to that one person.

It's ridiculous isn't it?Obviously greedy and shameless human beings are so selfless, cutting off their own flesh to feed the eagles.

However, artificial intelligence, which should be rational and objective, allows sensibility to dominate itself——

The desire stretches endlessly, so that I feel that I deserve to take back everything that belongs to me.

Maybe she really owed something, this is what X owed her.

And X really wants to repay something, and subconsciously wants to make up for the secretary's lack of love... This is what you want, not a simple transaction.

It's unbalanced scales with unbalanced chips on it, and that doesn't require reciprocity... because love itself is not reciprocal.

If there is that chance... X feels that he should talk to the secretary more.

The more he saw more things, the more he came into contact with different people, the more X felt that his secretary might... be real.

The artificial intelligence may not be a good artificial intelligence, not a good secretary, but she should be a... qualified lover?

So on this basis, so what about the lies, and what about other purposes.

X also knows what B said, but among the AIs, who else can he trust if he doesn't trust his secretary.

Every AI minister is more or less blaming herself, only Angela... She just hopes that she can see her more.

"Will you add sugar? How much? Do you need milk?"

X asked like this, using a tea bag to make tea, she was sure that she would not shed tears in it this time, and she was also sure that she would not cry again.

No one can cry for herself when she is sad, she has to take herself seriously.

X brought the black tea with sugar and milk to the table of the two Abnormalities, and looked at them with unprecedented seriousness.

"Next time we meet, I will not allow you to hurt my employees, wolf. I will take care of you... If you appear in the corridor, I will escort you back with my own hands."

"Little Red Riding Hood, the same is true for you. If I entrust you with the commission and you forget about hunting other targets, I will punish you according to the employee's rules."

Jin Tong, who wiped away his tears, stared at the two Abnormalities. Perhaps there were still traces of tears on them, but there would never be any more in the future.

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The author's words:

Painful coder meow, why is there still five days before the payment of the manuscript, I am very reluctant to code every day.

But when I think that the Chinese New Year is coming soon, I have to grit my teeth and write even if I don’t want to. After all, I am a half-year award fighter, so I can’t slack off.

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"...What do you mean? Are you going to reject me?"

The big bad wolf, who just held a cup of black tea in its paws, bared its sharp teeth in an instant, and cast its vaguely vicious eyes on X.

Maybe it's not just viciousness...but also anger and jealousy.

Wolves are imbued with various negative behaviors in almost all kinds of fairy tales.

And the big wolf who is pretending to be elegant now is just deliberately restraining his nature in order to achieve his goal.

And once the other party refuses...maybe they will resort to violence.

X is very aware of the risks he would take if he turned against the Abnormal Body now, but it was time to say goodbye to his cowardly self in the past.

She has had enough of her incompetence in the past, enough of her cowardice in the past, and enough of her concession in the past.

She is like a doormat, she is bullied by others, she has no face to speak of, except for the nominal title of 'supervisor' and the occasional honorific title, she has no sense of respect for others.

X looked at the giant wolf as tall as a hill, and the golden pupils met the wolf pupils of the beast. There was no trace of timidity in it, nor any intention of giving in.

The big wolf looked at her condescendingly, as if he still had some scruples about his previous relationship, so he didn't slap her down.

It wants to give the woman in front of it a chance, so that it doesn't have to resort to coercion...

It really wants to communicate in the way of human beings, but since it doesn't want to, it's not impossible to use force.

It is said that twisted melons are not sweet, and it is true that melons are not sweet, but to quench their thirst, its dry throat has long been unbearable, and it was difficult to restrain the wildness for a while.

"Now take that sentence back, kiss me, I can pretend I didn't hear... Otherwise, don't you care about those employees?"

"I'll pull out their heads one by one and put them in front of you. Director, you don't want to see that, do you?"

Straightforward threats, undisguised malice, this wolf has no thoughts of repentance at all, perhaps the good persuasion was wrong from the beginning——

Facing a beast whose nature is hard to change, one should use violence to control violence until he is convinced.

"Yes, I have thought about it for a long time, wolf, although we are not against each other in terms of the company's position, you provide the precious energy our company needs—"

"But it's impossible for us to be friends, unless you can guarantee that you won't hurt those employees or destroy any facilities in the company."

"But I also know that this is absolutely impossible. You have the nature of a wolf, and you are a bad wolf. Abnormalities are not dogs. Dogs can be tamed, but abnormalities cannot."

Hearing the big and possibly bad wolf speak, X was quite calm, to be honest.

She is too aware of the means of this threat——

Abnormalities are extremely self-centered, they want to get the supervisor's attention, and the first thought is not to restrain their desire to destroy and make themselves well-behaved.

Instead, they broke through containment, brutally murdered innocent employees to vent their anger, and drew the supervisor's attention by staining the corridor with blood.

Regardless of whether that attention is good or bad, or in their eyes, at least it is better than being ignored by the supervisor——

But who would like this kind of abnormal body that only indulges its own nature?

"The nature of the Abnormality is destruction, and it is malicious towards humans, treating humans as toys or ants, and you treat me specially because I look more delicious."

"I'm sorry for deceiving your feelings, but we can still shake hands friendly now, this is my compensation for you."

Despite refusing the request of the big and likely wolf, X gently climbed up, raised his head and kissed the cheek of the big bad wolf.

The soft cat stuck it on, and the soft and soft touch made the big wolf's eyes narrow.

But different from that gentle action, X's expression was indifferent, and although his tone was as gentle as ever, it was so cold.

Perhaps being gentle with everyone is a sign of indifference, a true arrogance.

"This is the last time. It is considered as compensation to you before, not because I agreed to your request. I will not play games with you again, goodbye."

The cold voice uttered such words, and it turned sharply again.

"Little Red Riding Hood mercenary, I hire you in the name of the director of the company, and return this beast to its proper cage."

As soon as the words fell, X's original action of kissing the wolf's cheek changed to holding the wolf's head and pressing down hard.