Lobotomy Simulator, the best dating simulator

2. Is it a bar or a coffee shop? : Chapter 264 245. Huh, what a coquettish fox!

【Director, why did you choose that bird? 】

After seeing X pick a big blind box pickily, the AI ​​secretary frowned slightly.

"What's the matter, Angela? I'm a bird collector, and I want to raise a bird. Can I return these things if I choose them?"

Although X still doesn't know what's in that [O-02-101] Abnormal Body Blind Box, but his secretary obviously knows what's in there.

Angela is familiar with the number of each Abnormality, as well as the characteristics of each Abnormality, but even so, many executives are still fired by the company.

Because artificial intelligence will never disclose this information to the supervisor, X has to do everything by himself and work hard.

[Cannot return the goods, once shipped, you can only accept these things honestly, the headquarters will not recycle garbage. 】

"Since that's the case, let's not talk about my secretary who can only watch from the sidelines and is completely useless. I don't talk about it when I choose, and I say it after the election. Isn't that an afterthought?"

X became more courageous, like a puffer fish that was getting bigger and bigger, and it was so round that it could be used to shine shoes.

[Work and personal matters should not be confused, and sometimes I can only express my helplessness, my dear supervisor. 】

Then X was pinched fiercely by his loyal secretary, and the puffer fish's bulging stomach was poked with a toothpick, causing an instant air leak.A lot of honesty.

The swelling like X always circulates periodically, the scar is healed and the pain is forgotten, and every time it occurs, the secretary treats it submissively.

In the sound of "wrong, wrong" begging for mercy, the artificial intelligence stopped.

Every time the AI ​​secretary uses this trick to let X know who is the real boss here, it has been tried and tested repeatedly.

This trick is called Ga You Kidney!

Well, just kidding, in fact, Angela can't bear to take it seriously, this is her baby supervisor, and she can't win even if she pays for her waist, so why can't she have the heart to squat her waist.

Even if the cats you raise always emit hormones outside to attract other female cats, you can't just castrate your own cats just to prevent other female cats from peeping.

Then what about your own happy life in the future?In addition to connivance, there is only connivance at all.

You know, good females always attract a lot of prying eyes.

And this kind of charm will always attract each other indiscriminately, whether it is human or not.

"Angela, what is this, is this a black peacock? Why is it dancing to the camera?"

【Director, it’s just that it’s very excited to come to a new place, and it’s very curious about everything here. 】

"Oh, so that's the case. I thought it was conveying some information to me through rich body language."

X pointed to the corner of the screen. In the corner of the screen, there was a bird swinging its body, spreading its tail, swaying left and right, as if dancing.

That is the containment unit of [O-02-101], and the containment unit is inhabited by an unknown species of bird.

The company already has a lot of birds, and now it has added another one.

This is a strange bird with a graceful figure...

But it's a pity that its feathers are pitch black, even darker than the carbon baked on the stove, and the light will not reflect on it.

The only two bright spots on its body are its eyes and chest. The eyes are golden orange, like a small pinch of flames burning, and the same is true for its chest...

There was a fire leaking out of it.

It has a slender neck, a well-coordinated body, large wings, and a very long tail. When it unfolds, it looks like a peacock's fan, even bigger and more exaggerated.

Even under the cognitive filter, it is big enough, at least much taller than an employee, estimated to be [-] meters tall...

This is a giant monster bird, and now it has come down from the crouching dead tree, taking small graceful steps for the camera.

It seems to have sensed X's observation, it danced harder, swayed its body more, and after dancing an unknown dance, it turned around a few times, drawing a beautiful arc in the air.

But X didn't care at all, just glanced at it, felt that there was nothing wrong with the containment unit, and then focused on other places.

The big monster bird lowered its head in disappointment, as if it had been crushed by someone, it lost all self-confidence, and its tail dragged weakly to the ground like a mop.

It seems that X ignored it and gave it a big blow, because this is its well-prepared dance.

[O-02-101] is contained by the first district of the Central Headquarters.

Although the facilities of each department are fully equipped, the facilities and architectural style of the Central Headquarters are always more luxurious and prosperous.

X still thinks this will fit the taste of [O-02-101].

Seeing that [O-02-101] was so happy and danced happily, X felt relieved.

It seems that it is a conscious choice to assign the Central Headquarters to be responsible for the containment and management work.

The central headquarters is spacious enough, and the containment unit is large enough to allow a restless bird to spread its wings and take flight.

Today X signed the project of the Ministry of Corrections [Reverse Kabbalah Energy Interference Position], and this project is simply [abnormal body deceleration warhead].

This can reduce the movement speed of the abnormal body for a limited time... Well, perhaps it is not accurate enough to describe it with movement speed.

A more rigorous description is to make the actions of the Abnormality more sluggish, and the principle is to affect the Abnormality by overloading the reverse Kabbalah energy.

This can greatly weaken the Abnormality's aggressiveness, making them clumsy and difficult to attack employees.

As long as they can't catch up, those employees who are temporarily unable to deal with it will escape... Uh, I mean, the probability of a successful retreat will be greatly increased.

Coupled with the energy shield provided by the Central Headquarters and the nano-therapy provided by the Welfare Department, it can rescue employees to a large extent and protect their lives.

As long as X's command is accurate enough, this will be a beautiful battle with no loss of personnel——

Of course, the small elite team commanded by the director himself.

X doesn't have the energy to command everyone in the company at once, and he doesn't have to be in a hurry. People are not remote control racing cars, and they will take actions corresponding to which buttons they press.

The instructions are passed on, but the actual execution is still very biased.

She can only try her best to make the orders she gives clear and easy to understand, so that employees will not have misunderstandings when they execute them.

A supervisor like X has to speak the vernacular. If he played the trick of the riddleman and no one could understand what he said, the employee would have died a long time ago.

If the employee dies, X's tail will not be guaranteed, and he will be picked up by his tail for inspection.

Not only that, but the waist has to be crushed ten or twenty times, is it all worth it?Obviously not worth it, so X has always valued the lives of employees.

The lives of employees are one of the most precious assets of the company, and as a supervisor, she must protect them well.

On this point, she has reached a wonderful consensus with the Minister of Welfare.

"Good morning, Miss Chesed."

X is greeting his ministers.

The Minister of Welfare, holding a coffee cup, looks much better than before.

In the past, I always exuded the feeling of a decadent elite unconsciously, but now I feel refreshed, and the dark circles under my eyes are much less.

Of course, this may also be a psychological reason, a modification of the cognitive filter.

X originally wanted to say this, but what the Minister of Welfare said next convinced X that this was not her hallucination.

This is not a modification of the Cognitive Filter.

"Hello, supervisor, thanks to your counseling, I rarely had a good night's sleep. You are so soft and cute. Do you have time after get off work? How about a cup of coffee?"

"Shall we have a romantic private date? I will prepare delicious snacks, as well as your favorite snacks."

Miss Chesed squinted her eyes and said with a smile, and it was crescent crescent. The smile was so obvious, as cunning as a blue fox.

No, it should be said that this is a fox who stole a chicken, at least in the eyes of artificial intelligence.

What does it mean that other women are flirting here in front of my face?When she doesn't exist?

Sao Fox!Can't control myself, can't control the cheap AI!

Just seeing the snarky look on the screen——

Angela couldn't wait to put the coffee essence into the hydraulic press and press it again to see if it was made of lead or carbon.

The shameless scum who seduces the supervisor spends so much time.

The secretary calmly pinched X's soft waist again.

The woman in front of me is really disappointing, the vixen smiles, and her face turns red, what's wrong with watching it so much?Or which point is worth seeing?

Why don't you see enough?

And being pinched by his good secretary, X immediately realized that he should cough and cough as a supervisor.

Otherwise, Xiaodujichang's artificial intelligence will go crazy.

If a tiger doesn't show off its power, it will be regarded as a sick cat.

When Angela got angry, it was the supervisor who suffered first, not the AI ​​ministers, because Angela had to vent her dissatisfaction on X——

Those long-standing grievances and unresolved...needs that simply go unaddressed.

X can be regarded as restraining her gaze a little, with the secretary in charge, it was a mistake for her to even look at other women more.

Even if he muttered in his heart that his secretary was being unreasonable and that it was just a job requirement, X had no choice but to obediently admit his cowardice and follow his secretary's request.

"Chesed! You're off topic. Now it's time to talk about the business. We can talk about the things you said at noon. As for the coffee, it depends on your performance."

As X spoke, he gestured with his eyes to the Minister of Welfare, who had awakened his inexplicable attributes since yesterday and pursued an adult life after waking up.

It seems that the current head of the welfare department not only seeks benefits for the company and employees, but also knows that he will get more benefits for himself.

If you work with the supervisor, you must have delicious broth to drink and delicious meat to eat.

This is due reward and compensation.

However, X during working hours is still very serious, which is in stark contrast to his soft and soft appearance in private.

Perhaps it is precisely because of this sense of contrast that people are even more unable to extricate themselves and know the taste from the marrow.

As long as you have tasted strawberry cake once, no one can resist the temptation again.

And the first time is always free, the first time you get addicted, and if you want it later, the price is very high and it is difficult to get it.

I feel uncomfortable all over if I don’t smoke, but if I say withdrawal, I will relapse within a long time.

Ms. Chesed feels that this has to be equated with coffee. Her coffee is never out of her hand because she feels unable to survive without it.

If you don't drink a cup of hot coffee every day, you will feel groggy all day.

But now, if she doesn't touch this oily Siberian forest cat more, she will feel itchy and uncomfortable.

And this discomfort will develop into the feeling of smearing honey on the soles of the feet and being licked by a goat in a short period of time.

What is this called... Itching torture is also one of the cruel tortures.

"Haha, Director, I'm just joking. Of course, the fact that you are cute is true. There is no doubt that it is an ironclad fact."

Chesed laughed as usual, hiding his true thoughts.

Maybe there are a few words occasionally, but she actually said it seriously, it was not a joke, but it was mixed with a joke and said as a joke.

The minister who always likes to joke and tease people sometimes shows his sincerity.

"Not only that, but you have done much better than I expected, I think... I should apologize to you."

"You remind me of a time long ago...the good old days."

Chesed's expression was so relaxed, as if immersed in a good memory, but soon, he opened his eyes and returned to reality.

This is still the same shit company, and the good old days are only in memory.

"But even so, Director, I still have to hand over the work to you. There is no way, the requirements of our welfare department are always the same."

"That's what the company requires. I will assign you a more difficult task according to the supervisor's ability."

"You need to complete today's energy indicators at noon. I know, this is very difficult, but please work hard."

"Please also understand that everyone cannot relax their standards on you, because you are our supervisor, and we are also responsible to you."

"Okay... Guess I'll have to stay here as usual... I'll go make another coffee first, bye, Director."

She ends her conversation with X, lonesome as a lonely ghost.

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The author's words:

It has basically recovered, and there is no recurrence of low-grade fever, and now it is just coughing and runny nose.