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Netzach was stunned... The dark green eyes didn't know whether it was because of fright or other reasons, the pupils shrank suddenly, and then with a slap, he and the chair fell to the floor together.

"Netzach, are you okay?"

X looked worriedly at Netzach, who was lying on the floor with his face in close contact with the floor, and couldn't figure out what was going on. Could it be that Chlorella had taken too much drugs, and now the drugs had an attack?

"It's okay, supervisor, please stay away from me. I suspect that there is a new type of virus in the company. Don't infect me. This is more ridiculous than a dream. Did I finally die and go to another world? So I This kind of waste can still go to heaven."

While talking strange words, Netzach, who was lying on the floor like a salted fish, turned over again, walked forward on the cold floor in a strange wriggling posture, and arched to X's feet.

Just when X was wondering what Netzach was going to do, Netzach stretched out his evil claws and pinched X's thigh with lightning speed. Suddenly, X's sobs resounded through the supervisory room.

"Aww, what are you doing, Netzach!"

X was whining, while the wriggling green caterpillar at his feet continued, and its evil claws even reached for X's belt, groping, as if ready to pinch again.

"This feeling is real, isn't it really a dream?"

While talking, Netzach's restless hand was still hovering around X's waist and lower abdomen.

"You pinch yourself, Netzach, what's the use of pinching me, it hurts me!"

And X didn't notice this, she was focused on what Netzach said, and the pinch was pure pain, and she didn't realize that the big green caterpillar was about to enter her arms up.

"This feeling...not bad."

It seems to be a lazy voice with the smell of alcohol, and it seems to be intoxicated by something.

Netzach acted like she was swooning over alcohol, but in reality, she hadn't had any alcohol at all, just soda.

X didn't know what to do, but let Netzach stick to him like seaweed wrapped around a rock.She didn't understand what Netzach was doing, and didn't realize there was anything wrong with it.

Maybe just in plain closeness? X didn't think about other things at all, could the intelligent machine have other ideas.

【Netzach, don't you find that the supervisor is very embarrassing?I can regard this behavior as your harassment of the supervisor. 】

Angela came in, separated Netzach from X's body as if picking up some garbage, and then threw it outside the door of the supervisor's room as if she was throwing garbage, and swept out the door.

"That, Angela..."

X hurriedly wanted to explain something, feeling inexplicably guilty.It was obviously nothing, but he still panicked, as if he would get nervous just seeing the AI ​​secretary.

【Director, you actually don't have to satisfy any of her needs. If you satisfy her this time, you will make more progress next time.You give her a beer vending machine and next time she'll want to open a bar in the lounge. 】

AI secretary's amber-like golden pupils were fully opened, scanning X up and down, and X's disheveled appearance by Netzach was seen in AI secretary's eyes.

It's like Netzach is the type who will open a hot house if you give it some color, greedy and not satisfied.

Angela took care of X's clothes carefully, and then sprayed something on X's body that was probably similar to perfume... Well, it may also be the disinfectant used for disinfection. I can't confirm the specific function, but it smells It smells good.

It is the smell of camellia, not strong, but comfortable aroma.

X didn't dare to move the whole time, he didn't dare to look at anything with his eyes closed, and didn't dare to move anything.She didn't dare to look Angela in the eyes, and she was also afraid of the AI ​​secretary's punishment.

Fortunately, there is no penalty for this, it's just that the artificial intelligence is concerned about the supervisor's safety.

Maybe Angela isn't that scary?Is it because of the subconscious subjective impression that the impression of Angela is too demonized...?

When X opened his eyes, the supervisor's room had been tidied up by the AI ​​secretary, the fallen chair was put back in its original place, and the trash can was cleaned up.

It's safe here...with a trustworthy AI secretary too.

"Angela, give me a massage, I feel a little tired."

After ignoring the little accident before, X felt that his stress level had risen a bit, and he needed to relax.

Maybe being with Chlorella really causes blood pressure to rise, even if it's not about work, but about personal issues, it's always a coincidence.

If X hadn't always buckled the belt around his waist, and Netzach was so careless, there might have been more troublesome messes.

At least the AI ​​secretary is very dissatisfied with X's ignorant and unguarded stupid appearance... When he treats himself, he always subconsciously dodges, and he treats the minister with all kinds of tenderness and care, wishing to stick together.

Isn't this a double standard?Oh, it should be said that this is so unfair.

There is no fair thing in the world, it is inherently unfair, even if it suffers unfair treatment, there is no room for resistance.

There is no reason in the world, and it does not need logic itself. It is not something that can be calculated with data.

I don't understand, and I can't understand... There are many things in the world that even the smartest AI can't understand.

Press and knead the shoulders with a little force, and lightly beat the back, stimulate the acupuncture points and meridians of the human body to a certain extent, unblock the blood vessels, and relieve the muscles and bones.

The human body is very miraculous, but judging from the data, it is nothing more than a mass of flesh and bones, and in more detail, it is nothing more than protein, calcium and a small amount of other metal elements.

Human beings are special, but they don't seem to be that special, but anyway, intelligent AI envies human beings.

When AI has the same delicate emotions as human beings, and has human-like perceptual thoughts, as an impersonal body, it is destined to have human-like defects and bad habits... despicable, greedy, and telling lies and so on.

But this cannot be said to be a defect, it is a flaw, because there is a desire to make progress, and it is for the pursuit of a better future and for a better self.

"Well……"

X made a cute sound, because the intelligent AI's massage is too comfortable, and it always makes such a whining sound inadvertently. Although X feels shameful, such a sound should be regarded as a good reward for the intelligent AI... …or pay.

But it's just a good reward, such a reward is far from enough.

【Director, do you want to do it again? 】

The secretary's seductive whisper came from X's ear. In fact, even if she is also a woman, Angela's charm is enough to conquer others.

Because true beauty transcends gender and appreciates beautiful things regardless of gender. In terms of appearance, the AI ​​secretary is an absolutely impeccable work of art.

But this is only for most people, for X... This is probably just a beautiful but very strange intelligent AI, which has never raised other thoughts or bad thoughts.

I was even a little apprehensive about the closeness of the secretary, and would hide under the table like avoiding a scourge when I was stressed.

So when Angela wanted to provide better service to the supervisor, X just waved his hands and refused, and then quickly put on his coat.

"Hmm...Actually, I feel like this is all right, Angela. A new department is about to be opened today. The only upper-level department that has not yet been opened is the training department. I think I should meet with the head of the training department first."

After tidying up for a while, X stood up, stretched casually, and prepared to go to the training department to meet the head of the training department.

I hope the head of the training department is a good person to get along with, X prayed secretly, but don't come to the second question head, Netzach already has a lot of problems, if there are more, X may not be able to bear it.

"By the way, Angela, do you have any pink envelopes? Give me a set, I want to write something."

[If you need it, I will prepare it for you...but where are you going to use it]

"Recently, it seems popular among employees to write letters to each other, and then exchange votes for ministers belonging to other departments. I want to try it too. Please, Angela."

X rubbed against his secretary, trying to 'persuade' the intelligent AI to prepare a very naive and girlish pink letter for her, but under such an 'offensive', the AI ​​secretary finally agreed with a frown.

[It is easy for you to use such a pattern to cause misunderstandings... You'd better not write some strange things in the letter, the company's gossip will always spread quickly, and it is very troublesome to refute the rumors, in non-work things , the company will not prohibit the employees' right to speak]

The intelligent AI said worriedly, if it is an ordinary letter, of course there is no need to worry so much, but the letter with a pink background and a button twisted into the shape of a heart is really easy to cause misunderstandings, or make the recipients dreamy.

Although Angela didn't think that X could have anyone he liked, the AI ​​secretary estimated that X's incomprehensible brain circuit would probably do something ridiculous.

Human beings do not even understand intelligent AI, and there are great differences between people, and even the same person will have huge deviations, which is too weird.

When the intelligent AI handed over a stack of pink envelopes to X, its stupid smile made the intelligent AI frown, wondering whether it was thinking about how much the executive would damage the company's image, or whether it would be the next few days. What rumors will arise.

X put the envelopes back in the bedroom, because she planned to hide in bed at night and write secretly, so that the AI ​​secretary would not see it.

Although the smart AI has a lot of evil tastes, X still believes in Angela's credit. Angela is not the kind of bad AI who will peek at other people's letters... although the content itself is not interesting.

X just intends to tease the minister a little, um... to tease Chlorella.

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There should be another update in the evening, plus it is counted as [-] words per chapter, and if a chapter is [-] words, it will be counted as two updates!

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The pink letter was fastened with a heart-like clasp, the big heart was there, and on the back was written 'To Netzach, Minister of Security', and X even circled it with a red pen after writing it , drew a love heart.

Regardless of the effect, X feels that Netzach will be very pleasantly surprised when he receives it.

X finished it stealthily under the blanket with a flashlight. He originally planned to write it at night and put it in the department's proposal mailbox tomorrow, but X felt that if he happened to be going to the training department, he might as well drop it in by the way.

Well, in fact, there is nothing to hide. After all, the company's monitoring is everywhere. Who is secretly putting such strange things, the intelligent AI will know immediately, and the head of the department will also know if he checks the monitoring.

But it didn't matter, it was just to tease Netzach, to make a little harmless joke.

【Director, do you really want to put this in...】

The AI ​​secretary's attitude towards the pink letter in X's hand is a bit weird.

"Yeah, don't peek, Angela, this is a secret."

X carefully put the letter into his pocket, as if it was something important, but in fact he did not hide anything from the AI ​​secretary. Although he did not show Angela the specific content, X had already expressed his thoughts .

"If Netzach can feel that someone cares about her and someone cares about her, will she cheer up again? Everyone is busy, and it's enough to deal with my own work. As a supervisor, I still have a lot of leisure, so I can help Being busy is nothing."

"After all, Angela is in charge of most of my work... Thanks for your hard work, Angela, I feel like I'm making trouble all the time. The intelligent AI is so good, I sometimes wonder what my value is."

"Angela is the type who is so good that many people can lose their jobs..."

X's tone is very soft, and the warm feeling doesn't seem to be faked and faked. X probably really thinks that way, but the intelligent AI is not very optimistic.

【...If this is your true thought... I am honored for it】

【But it's just my job, what I'm supposed to do, and there's nothing worthy of praise】

The AI ​​secretary seemed to be speaking modestly. At this time, the corners of his mouth should have been slightly curved when he was praised, but the AI ​​secretary frowned very embarrassedly, as if what X said made Angela feel embarrassed.

Besides, this kind of strangeness is comparable to having a broken head and being pinched a few times by the company's elevator door.

But if you listen carefully, you feel that the AI ​​secretary's tone seems to be suppressing something...

X completely forgot the danger of his AI secretary, because she was not punished today, and the scar was healed and the pain was forgotten.

X is probably like this, the type who can quickly forget things other than work, and doesn't even care much about them, and even a little trivial things are basically ignored.

"Well, Angela... Why are you suddenly not narcissistic...? I thought you would like it, so I won't say it next time."

"Hey, I got it, I got it, don't show such an expression, are you angry, Angela?"

But at this time, X's focus was obviously in the wrong place, and he lost the chain at a critical moment.

She was stared at by her secretary... Although there was nothing terrifying in her gaze, there was an indescribable feeling about her.

X suddenly realized that he was too careless just now, and he dared to tease his secretary. He completely missed the danger. It seems that the two days spent safely made him forget how the AI ​​secretary punished the disobedient supervisor of.

Although X himself doesn't know the content of this punishment... After all, it's just a rough error result on the simulator.But just thinking about it makes me shudder.

X was really afraid of this, so he restrained his "outrageous" behavior and "outrageous" words in time, and began to keep a distance from his AI secretary.

【You don't have to be so careful, I won't hurt you, Director.My mission itself is to protect your safety...]

In fact, Angela just adjusted X's collar again. The AI ​​secretary observed human facial expressions very carefully. X would occasionally show that obvious fear, and the source was herself.

This is normal, and the AI ​​​​secretary is actually used to it.But is it fair...

But there was never any fairness at all, the AI ​​secretary silently watched X leave the supervisory room, and did not start to pack the remaining things in the supervisory room until X's back disappeared.

The strawberry soda that only moved a few sips was placed on the table. It should have been poured out and thrown into the trash can, but the intelligent AI picked it up and looked at it seriously.

The above trademark information, taste, and ingredient list can be completely memorized and analyzed with a single scan... So, what is the difference between the strawberry soda vending machine and the intelligent AI, or what is the difference produced?

A machine that makes strawberry soda with the push of a button...

Angela took a sip of the opening of the soda water, and licked the soda water remaining on the edge of the top, but she couldn't taste any taste as expected, she couldn't understand this.

Probably just because X has drunk it, it feels a little special... In fact, it is the same as all drinks, and there is no taste at all.

Taste is objective, but the quality of the taste is strongly subjective, which is determined by personal taste. If there is no taste, you will like it...just because of other reasons.

It's purely a psychological effect, self-comfort.

The screen in the supervisor's room is still on, and the monitoring has never stopped due to the departure of the supervisor, and the company's surveillance is everywhere.

The intelligent AI sits on the executive chair with its hands resting on the armrest, which is extremely natural.

The efficiency of AI is several powers higher than that of humans. Whether it is the speed of calculation or the speed of processing events, humans cannot match it. Even the smartest humans cannot match AI in terms of calculation.

Even her creator is the same... Her creator is undoubtedly the most intelligent person in the world, but in terms of the ability to handle things, he has never beat AI.

Of course, this does not need to be won, because the purpose of creation itself is to deal with various possible emergencies. As the company's central processing system, it handles these cumbersome sundries. If this cannot be done well, what else? The meaning of existence.

All values...are negated.

The intelligent AI propped its chin with its hands, and looked at the video in the surveillance calmly. It happened to be the location of the Security Department. The woman with black hair and short temples and golden pupils was throwing letters into the useless opinion that was almost just for display. box, and after doing everything, went to the training department.