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"Really, Malkuth? You're holding the files that Netzach was piling up yesterday."

X's memory is very good, and he can remember many details very firmly. This is the document that Netzach threw aside yesterday.

"Malkuth, you're terrible at lying, let me tell you. Director, Netzach was so high on enkephalin today, she is a piece of shit, and now we are helping her clean up the mess."

Yesod said it bluntly, it seemed that the 'Viper' Yesod didn't bother to hide anything anymore, and it was just such a blunt debunking of lies that embarrassed Malkuth.

"You are too small, Yesod!"

The smile on Malkuth's face disappeared, and she looked embarrassed. She probably didn't expect Yesod to directly choose to 'inform' the supervisor, even if this kind of thing could not be done under cover.

But it's not enough to make a small report secretly!So despicable, Yesod!

Yesod's face was indifferent, but he folded his arms and looked like it was none of my business.

"So what, Malkuth? What happens to Netzach is none of my business."

"You... you're always like this, please, Yesod, at least don't mention it to Angela."

"Hmph... Even if she is found out, it's her own fault."

"That guy Netzach is dereliction of duty, and so are you. You should be assembling your team for a meeting now, not here to cover for that junkie, how long are you going to let the director watch the joke?"

You said what you said, the minister of the control department and the minister of the intelligence department are about to quarrel, Malkuth probably really doesn't like Yesod's indifference, and Yesod doesn't like Malkuth's "stupid kindness" .

X understands the reason for Yesod's notoriety. Her sharp comments are not only aimed at employees, but also at supervisors and other ministers.

As a result, Yesod is not only feared by employees, but also has a bad relationship with colleagues such as department heads.

"Okay, Malkuth, you should be busy, go, Netzach, I will take care of it."

X stepped in just in time before the flames of war spread and escalated, and separated the two ministers who were arguing with each other... It was obviously AI, but X felt that no one could rest easy.

Even the relatively reliable ministers, Malkuth and Yesod, also have some character flaws. It is said that no one is perfect, but none of the intelligent AIs is perfect, which is too much to break the illusion.

Fortunately, these should all be small troubles. If you find a step to go down, the ministers will also go down the step.

"Yeah!? That's true! Thanks, Yesod, bye, Director!"

Malkuth rashly put down the documents he was still holding, and hurried away with his notepad in his arms.

"Huh, Yesod, although I can understand what you mean, let's use a little more euphemism... Malkuth just wants to help everyone as the head of the control department, don't hurt her heart."

While X was talking, he packed up the files that Malkuth had casually put aside, tidied them up and put them back on Netzach's desk.

Yesod looked at X's behavior, fell silent for a while, and helped clean up, and suddenly said after cleaning up.

"Director, please don't be angry, about Netzach... something must be done quickly before Angela sees Netzach in a mess... She should be in the minister's lounge behind the staff lounge. I have my own business, just I'm leaving."

Then the head of the Ministry of Intelligence quickly left the place without even waiting for X to reply.

"..."

"Is Yesod tsundere... Really, if you don't care about Netzach at all, why are you helping with official business?"

X looked at the figure leaving quickly and muttered softly. 'Viper' Yesod is notorious, but he will help Netzach with those official documents, which is really rare. If it is really as bad as it looks on the surface, he will not do these unnecessary things.

But let Angela clean up the green algae head?Forget it for now... X always feels that if Angela handles many personal matters about the minister, it will only get worse.

If Hod knew that the employee who was still saying goodbye to her yesterday would no longer be fed into the mouth of some monster, or processed into something else... I don't know what he would think.

Finally, there was a turning point, but it felt like it was ruined.

X found Netzach in the pile of debris, she looked like a moldy fungus rotting in a corner, or a pool of mud that couldn't support the wall, surrounded by empty enkephalins, and empty wine bottles , It seems to be a carnival, indulging one's own desires.

"Netzach, wake up, Netzach, it's time to go to work!"

X shakes the shoulder of this rotten guy, it's obviously an AI, but he can still get drunk like this, X feels that this is a fake AI pretended by a human being, how can there be an AI that likes to take addictive drugs, and has a good time with alcohol? ?

AI doesn't need to sleep, so even if he is so drunk, Netzach is still conscious, but maybe not sober.

"...what's the matter...uh...you look...super positive today~you...hiccup...did some...good things. Hehe...right? Not bad..."

"Eh? The floor...why... is it here, Akira? An earthquake?"

Netzach slumped directly on X's body, reeking of alcohol, and the strong smell of alcohol made X frown. It's hard to imagine how much alcohol Netzach drank, and how an AI drank so much.

Netzach's hand hangs there, wrapping around X's waist, groping around.

The tiger's mouth slot of X's waist belt was being pried restlessly... But it may be because of his trance, Netzach tried for a long time but failed.

"Netzach, what the hell are you touching!"

X finally couldn't hold back anymore, and slapped away Netzach's hand that was always groping on his body. Even if it is an AI, even if it is a woman, such behavior is too strange, why is it like Angela.

Are the company's AIs all of the same virtue?

"Ha... so... it's X... hiccup~ have another drink, X!"

After being reminded by X, Netzach's mind seemed to be a little...well, not sober at all, Netzach still seemed to be in a state of drunkenness, talking nonsense, and delirious.

"Netzach, don't you spit on me. Okay, I'll help you to sit on the chair, and to be honest... you're pretty heavy."

X is really worried that the green algae head will vomit on her body, although she has never heard of AI vomiting.

"Ha... X... I know what you're thinking, you must be thinking... this piece of shit... looks so pathetic... doesn't it? I understand... haha, I always hear... similar comments like this."

"But... think about it... even if... I don't do anything... who the hell cares? Ah!?"

"You can't tell, I'll...beep tomorrow! The grass on the grave...damn...two meters high! You're fucking too...haha, this feeling is really cool."

As Netzach said so, he stuck to X's body tightly like brown candy, and clamped X's waist with his hands, and he didn't let go...

To use a more vivid metaphor, it is more like a snake wrapped around a branch, going around and around, and then revealing its core on the branches of the treetops.

The smell of alcohol blows against X's ears, rubs against X's hair on the sideburns, and wipes X's neck repeatedly, as if wanting to dye all the smell on X's body...and mark it.

Greedy and unsatisfied...

"Netzach, don't talk about yourself like that, at least I'm still here to see you, right? Look at yourself, the head of the security department is like this...I remember I mentioned to you yesterday a person called 'Tiffany' employees."

"Oh... that... I'll deal with it."

Netzach spoke in a smug and showing off tone, as if he was taking credit from X.

X thought for a while, and still hugged Netzach, the big caterpillar, instead of throwing her directly to the ground.No matter what, Netzach is also her subordinate, the head of the department. Even if she is hopeless, she, the supervisor, cannot say the words of giving up.

"Hey, I didn't mean to scold you, Netzach... actually you did the right thing, but why, can't that employee be given a chance..."

"However... the company and I are probably partial, just like condoning your drug abuse. I don't have any position to say such things..."

X thought a lot about it, and there were a lot of great truths in it, but she couldn't say it out. In fact, from her standpoint, she didn't have any qualifications to say these things, which seemed very hypocritical and false.

Employees and ministers are unequal, and the treatment is different from the beginning. It is also an abuse of enkephalin, and Netzach will not be punished if it is used all the time. However, as long as employees exceed the dose slightly, it will be regarded as a factor of instability. processed quickly.

X will persuade Netzach time and time again, patiently coaxing Netzach, but it is absolutely impossible to treat insignificant employees like this, that is a gap, a gap that cannot be bridged.

X is also aware of this... She can't change anything, she can't even decide what to eat for lunch... Whether it's her supervisor, the company's AI, or the employees, they are all in a cage.

X became sad, but Netzach's thoughts were different, or... From the beginning, Netzach's focus was not on those words, she only had eyes on the woman with black hair and short sideburns...

The woman with black hair and short temples occupied all her eyes. Netzach was intoxicated by the feeling of trance under the effect of enkephalin. The soft words of the woman were like the warm sun, shining warmly, and waking up from hibernation The snake is in urgent need of warm sunlight to warm its body.

The whisper of the serpent in the Garden of Eden?In itself, it indulges its own desires.

The breath with a strong smell of alcohol hit X's face.

"Say... why talk so much? Director... hiccup~ I mean, why don't we celebrate... we... we... lived another... one... one... silly x day?"

"Fucking Angela!...Hi! Fucking...Brute Company! Let's...Hi~Hi!"

Netzach, who had been leaning against X with most of the force exerted on X, suddenly and violently pushed X down, and X was forced to bear the weight that belonged entirely to Netzach.

Although they all look like two-dimensional paper people, the actual weight of these companies' AI...is much higher than that of ordinary humans.

"We just, we should... no, in the future... that... carnival! Hehe, carnival!!!"

"No... we have... no future... huh? Hahahaha... right!! Why don't you come and enjoy it?"

Netzach's face was flushed abnormally, she looked down at X, while her hands rested on X's black uniform, trying to unbutton the collar.

"Am I being punished for my...sin? Am I already...going to hell? My Lord! I repent to you!! I to you...hicc!!!"

The stick flowed out from the corner of Netzach's mouth. Although he said confession in his mouth, he didn't have any intention of repentance.

"Netzach? Is your confession meant to be confessed on me? If you want to confess, you can go to [One Sin and Hundred Virtue], I am not [One Sin and Hundred Virtue]."

After listening to most of the nonsense, X finally couldn't bear it anymore. The green algae head who was relying on him was trying to... plot something wrong?

How can someone repent to others, and every time they pinch, they also pinch themselves.

After being yelled at by X, Netzach seemed to regain his sanity a little bit.

"My lord... this must be a dream... a nightmare, a nightmare... there must be... there is a way... wake up... someone will save me..."

While muttering to himself as if he had lost his mind, Netzach, who had always seemed to care nothing, began to cry.

——Why does the AI ​​cry?Are you kidding me...?

X panicked, he didn't care about pursuing the matter just now, thinking about making up for what he said just now.

——Did I scold Netzach too much...

X is a little overwhelmed, no one said that intelligent AI can also be sad and cry.

"Netzach...don't cry, I was wrong just now...don't be mad at me."

X comforted clumsily, but to no avail, thinking of a remedy... Netzach took the opportunity to get closer to X, signaling an intimate hug.

"Is that okay... well, stop crying, Netzach, you're such a shame."

But X would be wrong, she kissed Netzach's cheek, and immediately, the already flushed face became even redder.

"...It's not bad...hehehe."

Although the meaning will be wrong, but the final effect is achieved, Netzach stopped crying and started to giggle, and X didn't realize what was wrong with it.

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1. Would you like a dose of enkephalin? : Chapter 32 30. Huh, what's so good?But it's not bad

X is a very dull person, or... in some ways very dull, she will deliberately ignore the facts in front of her, and choose to achieve her own goals.

In other words, X is a person who uses unscrupulous means to achieve his goals. As long as the means are effective, it doesn't matter how despicable they are.

After X finds that her method is very effective, new thoughts and ideas will arise. She can ignore the strange sound made by the green algae on her body and choose to continue to indulge.

Just because she felt that this was not unacceptable, or in other words, it was worth the effort.

No matter how much you say, no amount of persuasion, there is no "sweetness" that is useful, why not change your mind to deal with Netzach?At least it works, and it works fast.

"Netzach, do you still want to?"

"If you work hard, I can meet your more requirements..."

X even intentionally pulled some of the inner buttons of his clothes, testing Netzach's sanity on an extremely dangerous edge or...provoking the sanity of the intelligent AI.

"Hey... Director, today you... hiccup~ you are really super positive~"

Netzach was tired, and uttered crooked words, as if she had begun to indulge in some kind of beauty, the blush on her face increased instead of diminishing, and there was only X left in her dark green pupils, probably at this time, what did she say? They all nod.

X doesn't care what's going on in Netzach's head, she just cares if this method can make Netzach work well, if it can, it's a good way.For the efficiency of the company, it is completely acceptable to make a little sacrifice.

"You did not drink alcohol or take addictive drugs during work, and when I come to check your official affairs after get off work, if your documents are properly processed, you can make a request to me, within the scope of ability , I will accommodate your request, Netzach."

X's requirements for Netzach are really low, very low, and can be said to be the lowest among several ministers.

X is tolerant to Netzach even to the point of eccentricity, he can only get rewards for completing the most basic work as a minister, and other ministers will probably be dissatisfied if they find out... probably?Perhaps even more serious than the emotion of 'dissatisfaction'.

The one who cries and fusses always gets more attention... that's something that can't be helped.

Because he is a problem minister, he always gets special attention from X...he enjoys a little different special treatment.

"X...you won't lie to me, really... hiccup~ can you?"

But Netzach still greedily doubted, put his arms around X's waist, as if he wanted to pinch, to see if it was true.

"Have I lied to you, Netzach, the director will keep his word. We can pull the hook!"

X resisted the desire to pat Netzach's restless paw, and coaxed Netzach tenderly.

To be honest, Netzach was always rubbing against her waist and lower abdomen, itching.If Netzach hadn't been her minister, an intelligent AI, she wouldn't have had such privileges.

Hmm...Although the other ministers would not do this either, except for Netzach, the other ministers are law-abiding, which reassures X.