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It is rare for the Minister of Intelligence Yesod to use the honorific title today, calling X with "you", which is a big improvement. Perhaps in her eyes, X is barely a supervisor, and she is her boss. .

The purple-haired young woman in the monitor folded her arms, her tone of voice seemed to be gentler than usual, and X also noticed that this 'Viper' minister really didn't show his face to him anymore.

This was supposed to be a joke, but recently X's speech is really a little out of his head, as if he was infected by the head of the security department, his courage is commendable.

"Hey, Yesod, can you repeat that, I didn't seem to catch it just now."

It's like holding a branch in your hand to provoke a poisonous snake dormant in the grass, and you will never give up until you see the snake being alarmed.

And this also had a very obvious provocative effect.

"Didn't you hear what I said? If not, then I must question your basic qualities as a supervisor."

Yesod hung up the call in an instant, and before X could even answer, the screen on the display froze and switched to the next minister.

"Well, did I go too far, Angela?"

[Your current behavior can be attributed to █ harassment. Although the company has not prohibited you from doing so, I also hope that you can restrain your behavior and pay attention to your own image]

[If there are more ministers complaining about you, maybe I will consider passing a proposal on the punishment of the supervisor]

While saying this, the intelligent AI grabbed X's waist, and a slight stimulating pain came from the waist, and X became more honest in an instant.

Although it was a bit painful, X didn't dare to show anything strange in front of the minister... The minister couldn't see the situation under the table, and X dared not speak out about the double-standard behavior of intelligent AI.

——Smart AI █ harasses the supervisor, isn't there any punishment for the company?

——How can I complain to the company about the harassment of intelligent AI to protect my rights.

The mailbox for complaints against the minister is just a display, let alone a complaint against the AI ​​secretary.

X is very depressed, but he can only let the intelligent AI. After all, the power of interpretation is in the hands of the intelligent AI. Even if he is forced to smile, he has to be happy.

The head of the security department, Netzach, looks decent today. Although he still has a decadent and lazy dog ​​temperament, he is still somewhat serious. The uniform is well worn, the tie is also well tied, and the armbands on the cuffs are not as wrinkled as before. , The letter N is understandable.

X is very satisfied, which means that the symptoms of the green algae head have been alleviated, and everything is developing in a good direction. Although Netzach's actual work ability cannot be expected, it is good that she can complete it. As for how high the level can be, X has no expectations.

"Well, Director. I've been thinking... If fewer people were sent, wouldn't so many people die? I want to minimize the loss..."

For example, this proposal, X is hard to say... There is no one who just lies on the ground and crawls because he will fall when standing and walking. The reduction of the casualty rate by the Ministry of Security is not the same.

But there is no way, who made her the supervisor, and Netzach her minister?She has to live up to the expectations of the ministers.

"Well, okay, I see, Netzach, I'll consider your proposal, it's a good idea."

——What, that sounds so stupid

If you think about it in this way, in order to prevent the civilian staff from being killed by the abnormal body, the corridor is painted with red paint——

Should she, the supervisor, get rid of all the clerical staff in the department when she officially starts working? After all, as long as there are no clerical staff, the clerical staff will not be injured.

So, without the civilian staff, what about the logistics?Is there really enough manpower...

No matter how much he complains, X still has to complete the tasks assigned to him by Netzach, and complete the work indicators while reducing the number of personnel allocated. Currently, the Abnormalities contained are fairly safe, and there are no particularly troublesome things, so if only the elites are dispatched, It is not difficult to pay attention.

After all, miscellaneous fish are pure consumables. X is very aware of this, and it doesn't matter if there are fewer rookies. The main purpose of training new employees is to be just in case, so that in case of accidents, there can be qualified personnel to supplement and take over the work.

After thinking about it, Netzach's idea is actually not unreasonable.

"Director, as you know, people here are promoted purely on the basis of their ability. You should focus on developing your team to take on the tougher tasks!"

The job assigned to X by Director Hod of the training department is to promote several employees to the fifth level today, and the elite employees of the fifth level are enough to be competent for most of the company's management work.

The management of Abnormalities is very arduous. No matter how many employees with substandard qualities, they are useless except to panic and cause trouble. Only fearless and calm elites can play their due role.

……

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1. Would you like a dose of enkephalin? : Chapter 42 39. Three sentences, I asked the supervisor to ██ for me

【T-02-43】It was placed in the containment unit of the Ministry of Intelligence. This abnormal body... To be honest, X can't see clearly. It is speculated that some of the circuits in the containment unit were destroyed by the abnormal body, so there is no light.

The entire containment unit seems to have been built as a nest by [T-02-43]. Although no specific monsters were seen, there are many small spiders crawling on the floor of the containment unit, probably... maybe [T-02- 43] The hatched cubs?

X is not sure, but those furry little eight-legged things, I believe most people will not like it, and will not be interested in observing it carefully.

Fortunately, X does not have any spider phobia, and will not have any psychological barriers to affect the work, containment, and management of these monsters. If he still suffers from some strange phobias, it will be a real headache.

The simulator is completely useless for love. Anyway, from X’s point of view, it’s enough to only use it for work. It’s about [favorability query] after a quick glance. It’s still the same, with three question marks [??? ], which is equivalent to None.

In the column of trustworthiness, apart from Minister Malkuth’s usual [Trust], Yesod’s [Agreement], Netzach’s [Reliance], Hod’s [Awe]… Although I don’t understand what [Dependence] is, but It should be a good thing.

Being able to gain Netzach's trust means that the efforts of the past few days have not been in vain, and the beer can be regarded as not being given away for nothing. As for the level of [dependence], X can only say that she does not know.

X doesn't care what the Chlorella's head is thinking specifically, X only cares about whether the Chlorella is doing a good job, and the Chlorella who completes the work on time is a good Chlorella.

Now Netzach's mental outlook is more than ten times stronger than before, and it doesn't look like there is a problem, which is good, there is nothing wrong with it.

After one problematic minister is settled, there is only another problematic minister who needs to be taken care of. X also hopes that he does not need to go to the minister’s office after get off work every day. Unfortunately, the minister is not the one who can worry about it. It's all a little weird.

Hod... I hope the situation is not as serious as Netzach, X can only pray like this.

Today's work management is also a problem. On the one hand, the number of people in the department has dropped sharply, and only a few employees with better overall quality have been assigned. On the other hand, it is the task assigned to X by the Minister of Intelligence and the Minister of Training.

Communication work is not difficult, what is difficult is the issue of employee promotion. Higher-quality employees need more and more difficult training if they want to be promoted. At least ZAYIN-level and TETH-level abnormalities are definitely not enough. We have to start with HE-level abnormalities.

And so far, the only abnormal body [Dead Butterfly Funeral] that the company has contained is a eccentric guy with ADHD. unlucky civil servants.

This is a very serious injury... Well, the death of a civil servant will not be officially recorded in the company's files. The intelligent AI does not think that the death of a civil servant is worth mentioning. Pay attention to it.

X himself is relatively indifferent to this. If he is not a person who cares, it doesn't matter. He is just a "good supervisor" and "a kind and gentle supervisor". Due concern.

This probably... is to protect the employees for the purpose of protecting the company's property, hoping to avoid casualties as much as possible, and affect the evaluation scores of the performance appraisal.

X is very clear that she is an eccentric person. Ministers and employees are definitely different, and the treatment is also different. She has the patience to persuade the department ministers, and what promises to make and what "rewards" to give, but she will never Talk to the staff about this.

As far as remembering the names, if the minister didn't take the initiative to mention them, X would not deliberately write down the names of those employees... What the intelligent AI taught her and told her, X is actually remembering carefully, and to implement.

For example, put away the kindness that doesn't matter, and show that kindness again, expressing "benevolence" in form, but watching the result indifferently in essence.

Employees need a kind of encouragement, and it is enough to give encouragement instead of satisfying any needs.Essentially, it just makes employees feel that 'the supervisor really cares about people'.

...Probably hypocritical, but from a standpoint, X has no right to say that there is something wrong with the policies Angela believes in. As a supervisor, he should do that.

Knowing this, X is more willing to deal with the minister in a "soft-hearted" way. The supervisor needs to be responsible to the minister, and secondly to the employees. It is the minister who directly contacts the employees, not the company's supervisor.

Of course, this does not prevent X from showing a gentle appearance, being a super 'excellent' supervisor... Although when X puts down his smile and pretends to be serious, he is not gentle at all.

From the appearance, X is not the type suitable for being cute. If he doesn't speak, but just sits quietly with a cold face, the majesty of the supervisor can be easily reflected... Don't be angry and majestic .

But holding a glass of milk, licking the milk stains on the corner of his mouth... probably, the so-called seriousness was destroyed by X in this way.

"Well, add more sugar, Angela."

X smashed it, and gave his AI secretary a comment that it wasn't sweet enough, and then manually added two cubes of sugar himself.

I don't know why, but X feels that he has gradually gotten used to this way of getting along with the AI ​​secretary. After getting used to it, it's actually not that bad. The intelligent AI is not as scary as imagined. Although it always says to punish the supervisor, it is also Did not do anything excessive.

Sometimes the AI ​​secretary feels quite comfortable when rubbing. The massage technique is very good, the strength is just right, neither light nor heavy, very professional.

And every time X thinks about massage, he will subconsciously aim at his AI secretary. Most of the time, the AI ​​secretary is resting with his eyes closed, with his hands in front of him in the shape of an 'X'. His exposed fingers are slender and fair. Highly anthropomorphic, or...even more flawless than human-looking.

Not only the appearance, but many details are highly consistent with the human structure, at least in terms of the external structure... As for the internal structure, X dare not make a statement, because she does not want to know the exquisite mystery of the internal structure, not at all.

It should be... No one will restore the internal structure to be consistent with human beings when designing intelligent AI, right?How boring it must be to focus on these thoughts. It's just an intelligent AI for official business, and it's nothing like that.

——No, what on earth am I thinking, why am I thinking of this?

——That’s just intelligent AI——

Even so, X's thinking is still diverging, the more he thinks about it, the more absurd he is, and he secretly scolded the designer of Lobotomy several times for being an idiot with his head caught in the elevator door, why did he design the intelligent AI in such a way to affect the attention of the supervisor force.

Hmph, don't watch it, what's there to watch, X swallowed the saliva he just secreted, trying to focus on work again.

X didn't know why he was so easily distracted today, but suddenly felt that Angela wasn't that bad, she was quite pretty... Uh, it's not that she wasn't pretty before, but she felt extraordinarily attractive today.

Well……

——It’s all messed up, I can’t think about it anymore——

——I have to work hard——

Looking at the display screen frozen by the [Pause] button, X pressed the lobe logo just to be on the safe side.

[Simulation started——]

[Day5——Spiders, a lot of spiders! ]

[You placed the newly contained abnormal body [T-02-43] in the intelligence department, its containment unit is pitch black, and you cannot see this abnormal body clearly]

[You sent employees to do 'instinct' work on it, and the results of the employees' work are excellent, this spider-like abnormality seems to like being fed to small spiders]

[You sent employees to do 'insight' work on it, and you noticed that there was actually a giant multi-eyed spider on the ceiling of the containment unit. A humanoid cocoon]

[You sent employees to 'communicate' on it, and the results of the employees' work were mediocre. This spider-like anomaly didn't have much interest in communication behavior. cocoon, suspended from the ceiling]

[………]

[......]

[you sent staff to do 'instinctive' work on it and the results of the staff work were excellent and the energy production was very high thanks to those cocoons hanging from the ceiling, not only it but they were also producing energy ]

[You quickly completed today's energy indicators, and ended today's work amid the doubts of the ministers]

[You were complained by the ministers, intelligent AI punished you...]

[Your mind is twisted...]

[You like the punishment of intelligent AI...]

[You're enjoying it...]

[......]

[Achievement - intentional, if there is a pit, you must step on it]

[Reminder: Please always pay attention to your own mental state, self-discipline, and restrain your own desires]

[请选择本次结果的奖励：1.勇气(+1) 2.谨慎（+1） 3.自律（+1） 4.正义（+1）]

"Pfft...cough cough"

X was choked, choking very badly, X hurriedly wiped the water stains on the table, and at the same time moved the chair involuntarily, trying to stay a little away from the intelligent AI.

This is of course a meaningless move, whether it is the distance of five centimeters or ten centimeters, it has nothing to do with 'staying away'.If you don't want to be punished, work hard instead of indulging in ridiculous delusions.

"Hod, ask your employees to repeatedly oppress the [Dead Butterfly Funeral], and choose the type with high white wound resistance for EGO equipment. Once you find that the Dead Butterfly Funeral has escaped, leave the containment unit immediately. Other employees Will take care of it, get back to [oppression] work after it's cleaned up."

"Malkuth, there is no need for [One Sin and Hundred Goods] production capacity today, please send staff from the Control Department to assist the Training Department, there may be turmoil in the containment unit of [Dead Butterfly Funeral], and you need reinforcements."

"Netzach, send employees from the security department to the training department. The containment unit of [Dead Butterfly Funeral] may escape at any time. Please help the employees of the control department and the training department to carry out the suppression work."

"Yesod, let the staff do the [instinct] work on [T-02-43], be careful, don't let the staff who are too poor in [cautious] work on the [T-02-43]... If there is any other situation, let me know in time I."

Death Butterfly Funeral, the hyperactive abnormality, will flee as long as employees with [Courage] higher than three work on it, but for now, its production capacity is the most impressive, and it is also the best abnormality for training employees. So just spend more energy.

Although the escapes were frequent, the suppression work was relatively easy. As long as the well-equipped staff waited for it to come out of the containment unit, this big flopping moth couldn't even get out of the containment unit, so it was beaten back.

Quickly suppress and then drag it back to continue production, the efficiency is not bad, and it is also very suitable for training the [Justice] level of employees.

X still has the energy to dedicate resources to cultivating one or two employees.

After feeling that the [oppression] work is almost done, X has to let the employees take shifts, manage other abnormalities, and exercise other abilities. After all, the fifth-level employees have no obvious shortcomings. [Courage] [Caution] [Self-discipline] [Justice] Only when these four qualities meet the standards can he be promoted to a fifth-level employee.

"Yesod, thank you for your hard work. Next, your staff will take over the work of the training department and be responsible for the management of [Dead Butterfly Funeral] and the [oppression] work on [Dead Butterfly Funeral]. You don't have to worry about its escape, other employees will take care of it its.

"Don't worry, it won't hurt anyone, not even civilian personnel—the employees of the control department and the security department are very reliable, and the suppression work is done very well."

"Hod, have your staff perform [instinctive] and [communicative] work on [T-02-43], alternately."

X was constantly checking the working conditions of the employees, and under proper command, there were no accidents. Everything was within X's expectation, except...the siren sounded suddenly.

It was the siren sound of the meltdown of the reverse Kabbalah ability. It happens every time. When it appears, those abnormal bodies that were originally calm become restless, but this time is different. This time... the abnormal body that is not contained has abnormal .

The X's display shows warning letters in bright red.

【Scarlet Dawn——Let's start cheering! 】

It was a sinister laughter that came from nowhere, like a clown with a broken voice humming with his tongue between his fingers, and along with this ugly sound, some 'little ones' appeared together.

Suddenly there were more of these things in the corridors of various departments. They were a group of thin humanoid monsters with evil smiles on their faces, dressed as clowns, wearing red and white striped clown suits, and black and white clowns with red spots Cap with a long tongue hanging out.

[Let's set a fire to our heart's content in this life that is like a candle in the wind! 】

【To live is to satisfy █ desire~】