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The golden-eyed woman with black hair and short temples in front of her seemed to have completely ignored the previous affairs, but only cared about how to fill her stomach and whether she could have dinner, and she didn't see the previous resistance that seemed to trigger a stress response at all.

It should be said that he couldn't find the point at all, or he was too forgetful, or that he deliberately ignored something, skipped it, and turned a blind eye.

"Hey, director, have you figured it out yet?"

"Well...you should have a full meal before you get fired."

Even if he is going to be fired by the company's wanton AI, he should be fired when he is full, at least for a meal.

X managed to cheer up, and got up from the sofa, but she had bitten off the surface of the leather sofa that she was leaning on, exposing the sponge stuffing inside, and probably needed a new sofa.

It looks like a very hungry black glutinous rice dumpling... Hungry will never stop eating.

X wiped the drool from the corner of his mouth in embarrassment, and smiled apologetically.

"I'm sorry, Hod. I'm the one who got you involved and scolded today. Although the issue of random enkephalins is quite serious, the employees have already dealt with it, and there is no safety hazard. Just pay attention next time. It was me who was so remiss as a supervisor.”

Although this appearance is not very convincing...it's like X's "despicable method" that started to admit his mistake in a hurry to eat, and this method first tried the effect on the minister, and then used it on the intelligent AI.

This is actually true, X is already thinking about how to get food from the angry intelligent AI.

When you are angry, you still have to eat.

It’s definitely not okay to be sober now, X still remembers the angry words he said, “I hate Angela the most”, and he might be retaliated by the intelligent AI that holds a grudge, and he might have to bow his head and admit his mistakes. suffer 'punishment'.

It's certainly not worth it to switch to a meal after punishment.

According to X's observation, although it is not clear why the attitude is weird, the intelligent AI still cares about itself. It can be soft, but not hard.

If the resistance is fierce, the attitude of the intelligent AI will become extremely strong accordingly, but pretending to be weak and crying will arouse the pity and sympathy of the intelligent AI, and suddenly become gentle.

Got it!

X thought of a wonderful idea of ​​being able to eat safely. She rubbed her eyes, adjusted her posture, deliberately messed up her collar, undid a few buttons, and then pushed open the door of the Security Department's office.

At this point it was time for the ministers to rest, and Netzach was resting his feet on the table, drinking a beer in a rather casual manner.

There are already a lot of empty wine bottles piled up on the floor, but the desks in the office are neatly arranged, and the documents are well placed, staying where they should be, and they are not piled up in a mess everywhere. And these organized documents, It's probably over.

"Hi~ what, at this point, didn't you see that I'm busy?"

And even when he heard the sound of the door opening, Netzach didn't look back, just held the wine bottle up to the ceiling and blew something, gurgling, and hadn't maintained his seriousness for a few days. It's green algae floating in the sea.

It never occurred to her that the person who could disturb her at this time was either Angela, other ministers, or the supervisor.

"Netzach, you've had too much to drink... Can you see how much it is?"

"Sorry, some things were delayed today. I was supposed to come over to check on the completion of your work."

X stood at the back of the sofa and stretched out his hand, shaking it in front of Netzach's eyes, making a gesture of three.

X's voice came to Netzach's ears. The mezzo-soprano is always deep and deep, but also very gentle and charming. It is different from the green and crisp like a girl, but mature and magnetic. After listening to it once... I will never forget it not drop.

It's like a ripe apple, waiting to be picked...

Maybe some people like green apples too, the green and crispy taste is the source of expectation, but sure enough, I prefer this kind...

Gentle smile, mature yet girlish vigor, reliable and dependable...and witty words.

How could there be such a dazzling person in this world...?

How can a person live such a wonderful life...?

So, is this how it feels... No wonder, this guy is liked by her.

The head of the security department looked at the hand shaking in front of her, and was in a daze. He didn't even notice that the beer he was holding was taken away by X.

"Sure enough, you must have drunk too much, Netzach, really. Forget it, let me take a look... The things seem to be finished, and they are not bad."

X looked at Netzach's response for a long time, thinking that Chlorella had passed out from drinking, so he confiscated the beer that Chlorella had only opened the lid and drank a few sips.

While checking the report written by Netzach, X drank the beer he handed over, seemingly oblivious to the fact that Netzach had gotten up from the sofa and quietly walked behind her.

Then...he hugged X violently, rubbing against——

It stands to reason that this should get a few slaps or punches, but X doesn't seem to mind at all, just letting Netzach hug like this.

And Netzach was also surprisingly courageous, restlessly wrapped her arms around X's waist and lower abdomen, groping, she leaned between X's ears, her words revealed a strong smell of alcohol, and also carried some kind of hint.

"Director, do you want to reward me for coming so late?"

And before Netzach could respond, he had already wrapped his mouth around X's earlobe, and licked it carefully... AI has no taste, and if you drink alcohol, you will be contaminated with the smell of alcohol.

Close to...the atmosphere is warm...

"Well, the work is not bad. What reward do you want, Netzach? I can accept anything that is not too much."

X is simply asking the question knowingly, pretending to be confused, deliberately opening the neckline, crooked buttons, and letting go without stopping Netzach's movements, just lightly holding Netzach's hand, while she is touching the belt around her waist time, move away a little.

It seems that you can touch it, but you can't continue to touch it.

Netzach's dark green eyes stared at X, glancing greedily, as if gulping, even though the AI ​​had no saliva at all.

I really want it, but Netzach's rationality is still clear, and she doesn't like to force anyone...or be so rude, at least X's words already have the meaning of rejection, and she can't continue.

After all, if you are too impatient, you can't eat hot tofu...

Hey, tofu!

Since there is that meaning... then wouldn't it be a joke!

Netzach looked at the woman with black hair and short sideburns in front of him, feeling more and more restless and empty. She has always been the one who listens to desire, but the right time, the right conversation, the right pampering... really Could it be that there is some kind of illusion——

An illusion that he knew was absurd and absolutely impossible.

But how could he refuse the temptation to steal food before him?

"Director, drink with me! This is my request, is it okay?"

Netzach tentatively handed another bottle of newly opened beer to X's hand, while her eyes stayed on X's exposed neckline, the slightly reddish mark looked slightly obtrusive.

The originally happy mood suddenly became a little more anxious, as if something she liked was taken away by someone, even if it didn't belong to her, she never got it.

It's just pure ridiculous and very stupid unrequited love, I can only watch from afar... What I didn't get at the time, maybe it was revenge, maybe it was dissatisfaction, in short, I just want to ask for more now.

Netzach looked at X and nodded in agreement, took the wine she handed him, and after he really started to drink, for some reason, he felt more at ease.

How can human beings drink more than AI? It is unknown whether AI can be paralyzed by alcohol. Even if it is an overdose of enkephalin, it is only a matter of trance, cleaning the body.

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1. Would you like a dose of enkephalin? : Chapter 49 45. What are you laughing at?I thought of happy things

What does the beer taste like?

Beer is slightly bitter taste, elusive.

Translucent as amber, it is clear and transparent regardless of the depth of the color. When it is poured into a large glass, it will form white and delicate foam. It has a unique hop aroma and bitter taste, but it is soft and palatable, which meets the taste of the public.

But is it good?To be honest, it's not good to drink. Furthermore, the taste of alcohol is actually not very good, it's just for getting drunk... a certain mood that needs to be vented behind the drinking behavior.

Enjoy the trance feeling that the brain is affected by alcohol, dull and numb, so unconscious and irrational, express desire under ignorant impulse, and indulge in carnival at the moment when you release yourself.

X was drinking beer, no appetizers, just drinking wine, chatting with Netzach while drinking.

The reward he asked for was drinking with him, which may sound a bit strange... But X is really just drinking and chatting with Netzach, and as for what is going on in Chlorella's head, X doesn't want to know, and doesn't care .

It is enough to achieve the goal, no matter the means.

It's good to chat casually with the minister. Compared with other ministers who often talk about 'work', Netzach is the most down-to-earth and down-to-earth one, very real.

He knows how to fish, he can play badly, and he is a lazy dog ​​who doesn't want to work at all, so that as an AI, he needs special rewards from X to work honestly.

It's as unreasonable as if the leader has to serve tea and water to the subordinates, and coax the subordinates to be happy, so that the subordinates can work.

How can there be any reason to pay wages for work?

There is no such thing as overtime pay and overtime pay, right?Looking at the AI ​​of other companies, they are all working tirelessly, dealing with the company's affairs all the time, and the report is never delayed.

But they don't get any rewards, but Netzach, who is lying noisy on the sofa drinking and not working hard, can get special attention from X. He will get the supervisor's reward just for completing the work that should have been done. award.

Is this fair? It's not fair, but nothing in the world is fair.It is not that if you work hard, you will get higher wages, improve your living standards, and lead a better life.

It's not like... hard work can change the status quo.

Good people do not necessarily have good rewards, and bad people do not necessarily have to be punished, and even there is no purely good or bad people. People with blood on their hands can be simply called good people or bad people, using black or white Define it?

It's like a Yin-Yang fish...Yin-Yang Jade...There is black in the white, white in the black, it cannot be formed separately, but it is a complete piece of jade when it is combined.

Warmth and light, cruelty and darkness, whether you love and lust after the warmth, or fear the coldness.

The incomplete Gouyu still has to make up for the part that is missing from each other...

Because what exists in this world is not just warmth and light.

The sky depends on the earth to exist, darkness depends on light, life depends on death, and hope coexists with it...

The cruel tyrant with blood on his hands once had a warm smile.

Embracing happiness, striving for ideals in platonic beauty - and being destroyed and left with nothing.

"X... hiccup~ I feel...we...have...haven't...such...such...such...chat."

Netzach drank the beer in his hand, belching out one after another, speaking intermittently and slurred.

But she smiled happily, a smile that X rarely saw on Chlorella's face.Chlorella, who has always hated the company, hated himself, and hated his job, can actually smile sometimes.

This kind of smile is from the heart, not the daze that appears when alcohol anesthetizes the brain.

It is the hopeless person in the abyss who sees hope and sees a ray of sunshine shining in. It is like a person who is drowning and giving up struggling, and is suddenly pulled by someone persistently.

The joy of living to death, that emergent desire to live.

"Really? If you like, I can come to accompany you every day... Well, maybe I can't promise to come every day? But I will try to find time to come over."

X took small sips of the beer in her hand, this was the second can she drank, and X was worried that she would fall asleep if she drank too much, after all, her capacity for alcohol was not very good.

According to Netzach's heroic drinking method, she would be knocked out within 5 minutes. Although some aspects are particularly slow, X is not yet fooled repeatedly.

That would be a bit of a loss, and the gain outweighs the loss...

'Insignificance' for an insignificant price, and at some point the loss may be disastrous.

However, X still couldn't hold back the enthusiasm of the aggressive method and Netzach. Although the aggressive method is a despicable method, it works every time to get X hooked.

"Hi~ Beer...it's so good! Come...accompany me to drink..."

"Ha... haha, look at you... X... are you tasting red wine? Ha—"

Another bottle, this time I took out a large beer glass, poured a beer into it just like that, fine foam gushed out, overflowed from the side of the glass, and dangled in front of X's eyes like a provocation .

As if to say, sorry!

Then Netzach drank the beer, the AI ​​didn't need to breathe, and it's a mystery where the liquid went, but anyway, Netzach drank half of it like this.

She should have been able to drink it all, but kept half of it for X.

"... hiccup~"

"It's up to you... hehe... can't you do it?"

Just like this, I handed it to X, obviously there was no bet, and there was no need to bet at all, but somehow a certain atmosphere of competition began.

It's stupid to compare drinking with AI, and to say that you can't bear it first, no matter how you think about it, isn't it?But X took the bait.

Already not very good at drinking, two or three cans of beer can bring a blush to his face, and he was so provocative that his brain got hot to respond.

How can it be compared!

"Stop looking down on people, Netzach! Hiccup, I can—"

Like a puffer fish that swelled up instantly after being provoked by someone, X took the half-pocket of beer and drank it. Because he drank it too fast, some beer flowed down the corner of his mouth and stained his collar.

The smell of alcohol permeated the air, as if the heat released by the breath was alcohol... everything was permeated by alcohol.

Although a lot was leaked, it could be regarded as finished. When X put down the glass, he was already a little unsteady in a trance.

His eyes flicked from side to side, and his brain was numb and dull, dazed, thinking about nothing... thinking about nothing.

"No, there are still leaks...it doesn't count."