Lobotomy Simulator, the best dating simulator

"Do whatever you want..."

"Do whatever you want!"

Two employees are playing idiom Solitaire, and the vocabulary of idiom Solitaire is "do whatever you want", one "do whatever you want" and the other "do whatever you want", just like ouroboros, forming a cycle.

After the two employees repeated 'do whatever they want' for the eighth time, X finally couldn't bear to interrupt the employee's idiom solitaire game.

"Wait, isn't this an infinite loop! In addition to 'doing what you want', there are actually words such as 'doing evil', 'serving a tiger', 'being a teacher' and so on!"

X kindly reminded, one after another idioms with derogatory meanings came out, and the staff suddenly realized that they thanked each other, just talking, suddenly realized something.

"Yeah, thanks. Eh—wait, are you a new employee?"

The two employees looked at each other, you looked at me, I looked at yours... as if they were asking each other, do you know her?

"Hey... I'm new here—huh? What are you looking at?"

X was still thinking about how to make it more similar, and when he didn't reveal his secrets at the speed of light, he saw the expressions of the two employees change, and suddenly coughed as if they were choking on food, as if to remind X.

And X also subconsciously followed the staff's line of sight to look back, it's okay not to look, but at a glance, he found that the Minister of Intelligence Yesod came over at some time, right next to her.

My super, it's Yesod!

"Well...uh, good morning, Yesod, the weather is really nice today."

X smiled awkwardly, and greeted the head of the intelligence department, as if trying to cover up his childish behavior with a smile.

"Director, why are you here...or in this attire?"

As soon as this remark came out, the two employees suddenly showed surprised expressions, and Yesod frowned very hard, especially after X turned to face her, his frown was enough to kill a fly, it seemed very, very Dissatisfied with X's attire.

But before that—

"What are you looking at? Is it exciting? Go back to work now! Immediately!"

The head of the Ministry of Intelligence scolded the employees who had pricked up their ears and were about to watch the excitement.

"Yes, Minister! Very, very sorry!"

They dispersed immediately and were all driven away. When the lounge of the intelligence department was vacated and only X and himself were alone, Yesod's expression softened a little, and his tone of voice was not as sharp as before.

"I'm sorry, I let you see the bad side. What's the matter with you here, Director, I need you to say it in person at this time..."

Yesod is very formal and serious, and the address of the words is even changed to honorifics. This sudden respectful attitude makes X feel very uncomfortable, and it feels weird for no reason.

Wouldn't it be too much to say that I just wanted to take a walk after I was full... Anyway, I have to make up a slightly meaningful reason, at least to be worthy of Yesod's serious expression.

"There's nothing important, Yesod! I just want to come and see you, and by the way, see these employees who have worked so hard for the company... Well, you can't appreciate the hard work of employees when you are always separated from the screen."

"I thought, if I could come and see for myself, I'd be able to understand the employees better ... what they need and how I can really help them."

"I want to help them. Although I can't let them leave the company, they can only work here, but at least I hope they can enjoy better treatment and will not regret choosing to join Lobotomy."

"Every blow of the world's wings makes the world tremble, but what really changes?"

"Feathers will fall off. When the folded wings can no longer protect these employees, I hope they can have a skill, and they can make a living elsewhere, and live well—"

"Yesod, what's wrong with you? You don't look very good. Did I say something wrong... Ahem, what I said just now seemed a bit unlucky, but I didn't mean to curse the company, don't be angry, don't be angry."

As X was talking, he suddenly realized that Yesod's face was getting worse and worse. He quickly shut up and moved closer to try to appease the Minister of Intelligence. Which employee dropped the banana peel after breakfast.

X lost his balance and grabbed it in a panic. The director of the intelligence department was also pulled by the brute force and fell to the ground, all on his back.

"..."

Yesod is on the back, and X is on Yesod's body.

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1. Would you like a dose of enkephalin? : Chapter 53 49. Director, how long are you going to stay with me?

"Hey, it doesn't seem to hurt much—wait, Yesod, are you okay?!"

X subconsciously covered the back of his head, but found that it didn't hurt much. When he opened his eyes, he found that he had pinned down the head of the intelligence department and acted as a cushion on the floor.

This kind of gaze is very indescribable, but in short it is very, very scary...

X's gaze happened to meet Yesod's gaze, the brown eyes were looking at the golden eyes, X was embarrassed and uncomfortable, and he was embarrassed to look away like that——

After all, the head of the Ministry of Intelligence was crushed by her, and he fell with Yesod himself.

In the end, he could only put on a smile, trying to fool the past.

"Director, how long are you going to stay with me?"

"Ahem, I'll get up right away!"

Reminded by Yesod, X also realized something, panicked to the point of using his hands and feet, climbed off the head of the intelligence department in a very clumsy and strange posture, and then apologized in a panic.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry! I will compensate you, are you not injured?!"

Although the AI ​​should not be damaged by such a small friction, X still said this instinctively, she has already formed a habit of "reparation" or "compensation".

Yesod had a serious expression on his face. After getting up, he straightened his collar and tidied up his clothes before speaking:

"Director, do you like to play Idiom Solitaire? Idiom Solitaire is one of the most popular pastimes here."

"Hey, why did you suddenly mention this. Well, I think it's okay, the pressure here is quite high, and there must be some way to relieve the pressure, but if Angela and I play this kind of game, we will never stop It's endless, just like reading the number after π."

"You know, Angela will definitely not lose in this kind of game. Well, although she has never played with me..."

Although I don't know why Yesod suddenly started talking about other topics, but X still took it, and didn't mention the embarrassing episode just now.

Since none of the parties concerned care about it, then quickly skip it!

X is fidgeting, because of the stupid guilt just now, wishing that Yesod would talk about other topics to cover it up, of course, this is also because of Yesod's aura, she is the most strict among the ministers, and the one who seems to be the least talkative .

"..."

"Director, this kind of game is not fun, and Angela will not waste time doing such boring things."

Sure enough, as soon as Yesod opened his mouth, he almost wanted to end the topic he started. X became embarrassed and couldn't continue the conversation, but he still cheered up and smiled.

"Well, what does it matter, even if Angela doesn't accompany me, I can still play with you! Other ministers can too! Right, Yesod?"

X was tired of being on Yesod's body, it was hot, Yesod wanted to dodge a little bit, but in the end he let X stick to his body, and the sweat on his forehead meant that she was not used to intimate physical contact with people.

"Director, I won't play idiom Solitaire with you, you go find someone else."

"But your expression tells me, you think. Okay, okay, don't show such a scary expression, Yesod, it's just a joke, the chat is almost over, I have to go back, otherwise Angela will talk about something again. "

"Well, I'm quite happy, let's smile occasionally, Yesod, it's not good to keep a straight face like this."

X stretched his waist, looked at the time and felt that it was almost the same, he couldn't get stuck at work, otherwise the AI ​​secretary would have to find some reason to punish himself.

For example, being fired for stepping into the supervisor's room with the left foot first... In short, don't touch your brows.

And just when X was about to leave, Yesod suddenly called out, this time he didn't call the supervisor or you, but the name 'X'.

"X, you know...sometimes when I change clothes, I have a hallucination..."

"Ok?"

Because of the tossing just now, the rubber band was a little loose, X has already taken off the red rubber band, wrapped it around a few times, and tied his hair again.

She was a little confused about what Yesod called her to do, but Yesod just stared at X and continued talking.

"Having a hallucination...I would feel like my skin was covered in festering rashes...it was horrible..."

"Of course, when I opened my eyes again, my body was as good as ever...I didn't have any signs of skin disease on my skin...but what bothered me...wasn't the hallucination itself, it was the feeling."

Yesod clasped her arms tightly, just as usual, she was wearing clothes with tight high collar and long sleeves, except for her face, no other skin was exposed, even her hands were wearing black gloves, shaking hands Sometimes there will be a layer of gloves to block.

"That feeling... I think the illusion is real, and I have been deluding myself that I have normal skin... And I have asked other ministers, it seems that I am the only one who has experienced this feeling."

Yesod's complexion was very bad, like the kind of expression that would be shown by someone who is fainting in a car, and X also vaguely sensed something, and looked at Yesod worriedly.

"Did I just hold you and made you feel uncomfortable, Yesod...Sorry, I don't know you have a stress reaction, if you don't like it, just say it, don't hinder me, just bear it like that."

Although it is strange for an intelligent AI to imagine that he has skin diseases, the AI ​​of Lobotomy is honestly different from the AI ​​in conventional cognition. They are like living human beings, with distinct personalities and edges. There are horns, advantages and disadvantages.

The ministers all have certain flaws more or less... Although X can't understand the purpose of such incomplete existence, she will try to understand them and tolerate their flaws.

Well, it's just the supervisor's job.

If Yesod doesn't like physical contact and cuddling will make her feel uncomfortable, X will keep a serious distance and avoid contact as much as possible.

X bent down again to apologize, the 'sorry' she said today had to catch up with the combined amount of the past few days.

But admitting mistakes in time is a good strategy. Whether it angers the AI ​​secretary or the ministers, if you apologize in time, there will always be room for relaxation and development for the better.

"...I didn't mean that, it's just my personal problem. Reason tells me that I won't have skin disease, this body won't have it..."

Yesod turned her head away, neither accepting nor rejecting X's apology.

"It will be nine o'clock in eleven minutes, supervisor, do you want to delay the time of the whole company because of your late arrival?"

Maybe there was some awkwardness... Maybe?

X doesn't know where he provoked the head of the intelligence department again, but it's almost work time, and it's not the time to worry about these things, maybe it's just simply getting too close... and Yesod doesn't like getting too close guy.

"I know, I know! I'm going to work now!"

Enjoying a wave of urging from the head of the intelligence department, even if there is still a certain amount of rest time, X is in a hurry and has to rush to the supervisor's office.

The location where I slipped out today is not very good, I just happened to be caught by Yesod, and Yesod happened to be too well-behaved, and would not mess around with the supervisor, X is still a bit regretful... When will I see Yesod laugh? .

Although he is an unkind minister nicknamed 'Viper', it's actually not that bad...

X hopes to see Yesod smile one day, instead of seeing her always with a straight face, staying alone in the corner, neither befriending the staff nor greeting other ministers.

Make more friends...?Well, just like what Netzach said, this company is not here to make friends, but X thinks that there is someone who can understand, who can be called a 'friend', and it is easier to stabilize the spirit and go longer.

Loneliness... Even a real machine may not be able to withstand loneliness, let alone an AI with as delicate emotions as humans.

Always like a stuffy gourd, hiding feelings in my heart without expressing them, suppressing...the pressure must be too high in the end, right?

Wouldn't it be better if I could help Yesod establish a good relationship with other ministers...? X thought of what Yesod said when they first met, 'I like my nickname', and suddenly felt impossible again.

Yesod is resisting to associate with people, not other ministers don't want to associate with her, make a good relationship or something.

Sure enough, you have to come by yourself...?

Employees have psychological checkups, do department heads also need to do psychological checkups... Who will do psychological counseling with a group of AI?Angela...

"Angela, if the company's AI cannot function normally due to excessive mental stress, will it be replaced?"

【Ok?Do you want to replace the company's AI? Sorry, you do not have the right to replace them. 】

"No, I mean, if the head of the department goes crazy like an employee, what will you do? Angela. Is it like replacing a part and then factory reset a new one?"

X asked very straightforwardly, watching the moving employees on the screen, as well as the ministers responsible for managing these employees. They are always busy and rarely find a break.

[If the ministers break down, I will turn off their power, and when they wake up, they will start working as usual.You don't have to worry about them interfering with your work, they are just machines and should only function like machines. 】

The intelligent AI closed its eyes, and its tone was flat, as if it was stating something insignificant, and then added a sentence——

【I am the best AI to assist you, and also the one most worthy of your trust, you can always trust me. 】

X has heard this sentence many times, and his AI secretary always likes to say it, which seems a little narcissistic.

"Then will they still remember me? If the program is restarted, won't they remember anything..."

X is a little worried that when he wakes up, the ministers who have known him for several days will see him as strangers, which is a very scary thing.

The people I was familiar with went away one after another... Isn't it scary?

[Of course not, the corresponding memory will be loaded after the reset. This will not cause cognitive impairment to them. They will still know that you are their supervisor and know their mission... Obey orders and serve the company Serve. 】

The AI ​​secretary explained patiently, but X became more and more uneasy.

"Angela, if memories can be deleted or added at will, then what's the point of what I'm doing now... Even if it's just a false fabricated memory, how can I identify it? How can I prove that I am real? Or that those memories are real of?"

"It's like a toy to play with..."

[Director, you don't have to pay too much attention to them, they are just the company's AI, and I will always be by your side. 】

【You need a cup of coffee?I also have sandwich biscuits here. 】

The intelligent AI spoke calmly, then put the coffee with fresh milk on the table, handed a sandwich biscuit to X's mouth, and blocked X's mouth with snacks.