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X wiped off the cold sweat that didn't exist in the air-conditioned room. Apart from congratulating himself that he was perfunctory, how could he praise and be grateful to the company.

Thanks to the company for assigning a beautiful secretary to assist her in her work as a supervisor...

While complaining in his heart that the company's designer's head was caught by the elevator door, X pretended to be obedient and rubbed against his secretary until his secretary's brows relaxed, and he felt relieved.

Sometimes X wonders whether she is the supervisor or Angela is the supervisor, and why she has always acted according to the secretary's face instead of the secretary's... If you don't obey, you will be punished or something, reasonable?

Being punished or something... X doesn't want to.

So, be an obedient supervisor... the 'good' supervisor that Angela expects.

As long as you don't get fired, anything is acceptable-the price within the allowable range.

【Director, please remember carefully that you don't need to agree to any unreasonable and irrelevant demands from the minister, and you don't need to promise anything to them.You just have to thank them for their dedication to the company, that's all. 】

"All right."

X nodded, like a large quail in the arms of a secretary.

She behaved so well, if the artificial intelligence didn't know what the woman with black hair and short temples had done before, she might have believed it.

So as if worried about X, the AI ​​secretary continued to exhort, or emphasize.

[Although the company has many artificial intelligences that assist departments, I am the most trustworthy and reliable AI. 】

[I will always be by your side, in other words - I am your perfect assistant. 】

"Got it, Angela, it's okay, be happy!"

"When I was away, you were responsible for the work of the company. It was hard work. Hod said that I should care about you more. I don't know if this can be counted as a 'reward', but I think you should like it .”

X thought for a while, although he didn't know the source of the AI ​​secretary's anxiety, but at least he had to appease his emotions. The "price" just now was probably not enough to satisfy the secretary's appetite, and he needed more.

It's the same reason that you should reveal that when you apologize.

"Let me kiss this time, don't bully me! Let me go, Angela."

X stared at his AI secretary, took the initiative to kiss her, and put his lips and teeth together. Although he is not young, he is not sophisticated either. X is half-baked in this area, and it is impossible to compare with the intelligent AI that does not need to breathe. .

The only thing that can be commended is probably the gentleness. When X kisses, it is very gentle, without any trace of greedy desire, purely like family or friendship...soft and warm.

Let's talk about that ray of warm sunshine and the breeze in the morning light.

She doesn't think about other things. It's about the deeper relationship, and moreover, the deeper expression of desire. X has always deliberately ignored the past.

This kind of purity may be able to touch the AI ​​with bad intentions.

For example - want to get more, eat each other.

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The author's words:

The drawing for the draft has arrived meow, the vertical drawing of X is out, and the illustration of the two-person scene will take a while, maybe a few weeks.

1. Would you like a dose of enkephalin? : Chapter 61 56. Do not understand the human heart supervisor X?

[Director, don't drink too much alcohol, and don't come back too late, I don't want to disturb your private gathering with the ministers, but I must ensure your safety. 】

[If you need any help or encounter trouble, please let me know in time and explain the situation under the camera... I will also take some necessary actions. 】

The hand that doesn't want to let go will eventually let go, obviously greedy for this warmth but can only leave the embrace.

Even if you are unwilling, unwilling to share it like this...but you can only let it go and watch...endure the pain.

This kind of pain is like thorns soaked in salt water slapping the skin, toothpicks go deep into the toes, and iron pliers pull out the nails that are close to the flesh.

Not only was the process tormenting, but the result was indescribable pain.

Can intelligent AI feel pain... Of course, this is not the pain of the body, but the human emotion simulated by strings of codes under the exquisite chip-an emotion called heartache.

What touches is the heart... The Tin Woodman's heart is made of lead, which is icy and cool, while the electronic sparks beating and flickering under the delicate chip are hot.

The intelligent AI repeatedly told X how to refuse other people's persuasion behavior, and explained various situations, such as fighting with AI for drinking is a very stupid thing, don't untie your tie without authorization, and other messy and trivial things.

These are things that have nothing to do with work, classified as private life, after-get off work izakaya with colleagues.

I don't want to see such things, but I can only acquiesce, so that I can only close my eyes and choose not to watch them.

All he can have is the right to close his eyes.

The AI ​​secretary closed her eyes and opened the door of the supervisor's room. She acquiesced in X's behavior and allowed X to establish a personal relationship with the minister, just as she said herself - the supervisor has the right to freedom.

She will not interfere with this freedom, whether she wants to or not.

X doesn't belong to me, and I can't keep it... It's useless to keep it. That woman with black hair and short temples won't look back.

This is a nostalgic person, but not a humane person.

Just this is enough...

The intelligent AI warned itself, just like remembering that teaching firmly.

Too greedy, it will only be like a hand reaching into a sugar bowl, the mouth of the bottle that can accommodate just one hand can be squeezed when only one is taken——

But after grabbing a lot of candy, I can't stretch it out after making a fist. In the end, I can only let go of the fist, leaking out the candy grabbed inside, and there is not a single one left.

She thought that X would be like before, after achieving his goal and getting what he wanted, he would leave without nostalgia, and after losing the value of use, he would abandon it without hesitation.

but--

"Angela, since you are so worried about me, why don't you join in too! Let's have fun together, I heard that the relationship between colleagues will improve after drinking."

"I feel that the ministers seem to be a little... afraid of you? It seems that the relationship is not very good. Maybe this gathering will let everyone know you again. You are not as unreasonable as they said, and you are not cold. Machines, right!"

Holding the champagne in his arms, X was not in a hurry to leave.

Maybe it's because the AI ​​secretary is lonely in the supervisor's office alone, or maybe it's just because he thinks it's wrong for someone who drinks but doesn't invite the wine... In short, X has the courage to invite his secretary. It means adding a central air conditioner.

[Director, I still have a lot of work to do, I can't delay my work because of some personal matters. 】

But the AI ​​refused.

"Okay...do you really not think about it, Angela?"

Even if the supervisor leaves the supervisor's room, the monitoring will not stop because of this, and it does not mean that there is no need to continue working after work. X knows that these are all responsible for artificial intelligence, and Angela is indeed very busy.

But...you have clearly expressed your desire, so why refuse.

X can't understand, the mind of artificial intelligence is too difficult to understand, and he wants to refuse it.

And X still wanted to continue to persuade a few words, to get closer, but somehow it provoked the AI ​​secretary's eyebrows, and began to choke.

[If I leave my post without authorization, will you be responsible for the losses caused to the company due to my dereliction of duty? 】

【I am different from you. I have no right to choose freely. I am just a machine. You don’t have to think about how a machine feels, just like no one would think about paying a salary to a machine. 】

That's what the intelligent AI said, and she always repeatedly emphasized that she is a machine, but X knew that if she really said that, the first person to be fired would be the supervisor himself.

Take this kind of talk as irony, just listen to it casually, if you take it seriously, you will step on the cat's tail.

AI is as rare to serve as a cat, and its temperament is uncertain.

Sometimes it's kind of unreasonable to make trouble...

Nodding in agreement, it’s a speech, shaking your head to refuse, another speech, this doesn’t work, that doesn’t work anywhere, you’re in a dilemma, whatever you choose can make the other party unhappy, it’s like drinking cold water when you’re unlucky and stuffing your teeth.

And if you just skip it and don't answer, there will be a situation of "Why are you ignoring me", and you will be seized to retaliate.

Thinking of all the possibilities, as well as the "loyal and considerate" behavior of the artificial intelligence in the simulator, X felt that he couldn't keep his smile and stretch himself.

How is this a supervisor, and how is this a secretary? This is clearly her thing... Well, there is no way, who let her be the supervisor of the company, and all the company's intelligent AIs are the objects of her performance appraisal Woolen cloth.

Especially 'her AI secretary', that is really the boss of the AI ​​in charge, he can fire the supervisor X at any time, if he offends the secretary today, he will be able to 'step into the supervisor's room first with his left foot' tomorrow The grounds were fired.

Coaxing the AI ​​to be happy is the first priority. With her approval, X dared to step out of the supervisor's room.

"Well, how about it, having a drink with me shouldn't affect your work, right? The first drink is yours, cheers, Angela."

"To celebrate the smoothness and success of our work today, champagne can only play its due value when it is shared with others."

X opened a bottle of champagne, rummaged around, and took out two goblets.

The last time it was the secretary who poured wine for her, but this time, it was her who poured wine for the secretary...

Although the movement is not proficient, at least there is no leak when it is upside down, the movement is standard, and the appearance of being serious is also the same thing, and it is barely touched with elegance, so that it will not look like a layman at first glance. .

Champagne is crystal clear, and the liquid is full of delicate bubbles. Because it is a specially brewed white wine, it also has a certain fruity aroma, rich, rich taste, and unique charm, which can bring multiple taste experiences to the drinker.

X lightly squeezed the stem of the goblet and handed it to his AI secretary. Maybe this smile is a bit silly, but it looks very heartwarming.

After the AI ​​secretary took the wine, X raised his own glass of champagne, took the initiative to touch the glass wall with the glass in the AI ​​secretary's hand, swirled the crystal clear champagne in the glass, and admired the delicate bubbles.

【…】

The AI ​​secretary closed his eyes and sipped it. Even though he had no sense of taste, he still tasted wine like a human being. Rather than enjoying the taste, it was more like enjoying the process... Enjoying the process of being with her, enjoying The feeling of being cared for by others.

After patiently waiting for the AI ​​secretary to drink the first sip of champagne, X also took a sip. Even if there is not much wine in the glass, tasting wine in such an elegant way can take a long time.

It can be said that I intend to spend more time with my secretary, but this is a way of compensation. When dealing with the minister, the AI ​​secretary needs to deal with the company's affairs instead of relaxing and enjoying it. It's not fair, right?

X can't change this kind of thing. After all, Angela's position is such that she has great power and is also responsible for many things. A considerable part of X's work is shared by her own AI secretary——

That being the case, you can't force Angela to do something while standing and talking without pain in your back.

If you say why you don't go to rest, it really means why you don't eat minced meat.

X is just not sensitive to certain things, and it's not that he has no common sense... Slow does not mean stupid.

Although you may not be very good at interpersonal communication, and don't know much about the world, you can still understand some things, whether others hate it or like to see it, and you know... If you are too partial, you will have opinions.

So no matter what you say, you have to take action, and you can't leave people alone——

If it can’t be absolutely fair, then it can only be compensated relatively fairly. When accompanying the ministers in private, they must evenly allocate some time to take care of the AI ​​secretary. At least the rewards given to the ministers, the AI ​​secretary must also have a share.

Otherwise... X still doesn't want to experience the feeling of being pushed into a corner by an emotionally out-of-control artificial intelligence again.

Small favors and small benefits are not as good as the people, but what does it matter?

X does not need to put too much energy into one or two gear parts that will be replaced at any time.

She doesn't need to build a social relationship with the employees, she just needs to deal with the minister's problems well, and then make no mistakes in management. The minister is responsible for getting along with the employees, and Angela is in charge of the minister's review, although X is right That's just being suspicious.

After all, if Angela would really check the work of the minister, then Netzach, who has been doing badly all the time, should have been fired dozens of times, maybe dozens of times are not enough.

It is estimated that it has been showing off before X came, that is to say, it has used a little "despicable" means now, and paid a little price to make Chlorella raise his fighting spirit, arouse a little energy, and work hard for a few days.

Thinking about it is also depressing, obviously Netzach is not bad, and is working hard, why Angela doesn't praise her, it's all due to her as a supervisor.

X can't figure it out, but in the end it can only be attributed to one point - this is a woman's mind that is difficult to figure out.

A glass of champagne was drunk before he knew it, and X poured a second glass. This time, his secretary took a sip first, and she drank the rest.

You don't need two goblets, one goblet is enough.

This can be regarded as a certain sentiment, or it can be regarded as a kind of 'compensation', compensation for what it likes, because artificial intelligence likes it, so X will do it.

"Leave this bottle in the supervisor's room, Angela, I hope tomorrow's work will go smoothly, and I can celebrate the success of work with you after work."

Alcohol is very addictive. After ingesting alcohol, you will become hyperactive and become impulsive.

Alcohol can affect people's judgment. Fortunately, after drinking the second cup, X restrained his desire to continue drinking in time. He didn't really just drink one cup after another like that, and got drunk in the supervisor's room.

The main reason is that X is afraid that after getting drunk, he will directly bury himself in the arms of the AI ​​secretary, and he will do something stupid to provoke the artificial intelligence.

For example, say what is in your heart... If you really say what you really think in your heart, I am afraid that being fired by the AI ​​secretary a few times will be considered light.

Thinking of the stupid things he might do while drunk, X shuddered, and hurriedly used the cork to re-cork the champagne bottle and sealed it up.

Even though the opening was sealed, the aroma of wine in the air did not dissipate.

The bottle of champagne that has been opened will be left in the supervisor's room to accompany the AI ​​secretary to drink slowly, and the other unopened bottle will be shared with the ministers. .

She doesn't trust her own self-control, nor the benevolence of artificial intelligence.

like now...

【Director, shall we do it again? 】

The AI ​​secretary whispered beside X's ear, like a siren singing a melodious song to seduce the sailor at the helm.

Sometimes, X really has an urge to agree to Angela... wanting to indulge his desire that shouldn't exist.

What does "again" refer to? Just a taste of it without going deep, deliberately ignoring it, and deliberately ignoring it, that can't change the fact that the desire was born.