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Although there were embarrassing times before, when he was glared at by Yesod like that, but it has never been so miserable today, to the extent that his toes dig into the floor.

Yesod's gaze was terrifying, he was about to kill someone, like a cobra that had been stimulated, it stood up and exposed its fangs, and the venom in its poison sac could be sprayed out at any time.

"Well... Did I come at the wrong time... I-I'm going out now!"

X's feet started to move backwards, instead of lifting them up, they dragged and wiped the floor... It was an extremely weird way of walking backwards, like a snail wriggling on the ground.

"director!"

There was another pause for a few seconds, and a voice was like this.

"no!"

And another voice said so.

Frightened by the words of the Minister of Intelligence and the Minister of Security, X stopped there, as if trapped by a ferocious beast on a steep road.

On a narrow road, you meet a boa constrictor and a big worm. The battle between the dragon and the tiger makes it difficult to advance and retreat, a dilemma.

And at this moment, the two ministers who had scuffled to the floor got up, their heads turned to one side, ignoring each other, straightening their own clothes, the wrinkles on their clothes, and some bruises caused by the fight. damaged.

The atmosphere was very stiff, and neither side had any intention of opening their mouths.

"Well, why don't you sit down and talk about it first... Is there any conflict, Netzach? Well, Yesod, did Netzach make you angry, and she asked you to borrow printer paper and didn't return it?"

"First, let's shake hands and reconcile—apologize to each other?"

X said bravely, not being a peacemaker, she is in charge, and the ministers fought, not to mention rubbing mud, even dry mud should be moistened, just rub it on.

The main pipe is like the lubricating oil between the gears. When the gears are running, there will be friction. Only after adding lubricating oil can the resistance be reduced and the possible wear and tear between the gears can be reduced.

There are situations where ministers disagree with each other. After all, they have different personalities, and they all have very individual personalities. But generally speaking...

That is, small friction on the lips, a little bit of contradiction, which can even be classified as ridicule or joke level, and it is rare to really tear the face.

Like now—the fight started.

Although Netzach's lazy and irresponsible character does not get along well with Yesod's rigorous and rigid minister, it's normal to have conflicting personalities and can't see each other, but it's not likely to really fight...

X thought that the relationship between the two of them might not be good, but he didn't expect it to be so bad, and they actually started fighting in private.

Could it be that the ministers of various departments were more or less restrained because they were in front of me... so the temper is not as individual as it is...?

And X's words of being a peacemaker did not have any effect. Although the two ministers gave X face and sat down on the sofa, they still ignored each other and still looked at X. , The eyes are terrible.

Not to mention reaching out and shaking hands to save face, neither the head of the intelligence department nor the head of the security department had any intention to speak, and they all became riddlers.

It's like acting in a pantomime, what's going on in your mind is up to X to guess, based on their actions...

And if it's just like this, it's okay to say, what's worse is that there is such a situation——

The two ministers did listen to X's words and sat down, but one was on this sofa and the other was on the other sofa. The guest table was like a river separating the two worlds of Chu and Han, separated by the opposite bank.

Here comes the question, which sofa should X sit on?Which minister do you sit next to?

The eyes of the two ministers stayed on X's side, as if they had already expressed such meaning, even X, who was particularly slow in certain directions, felt something was wrong with the atmosphere.

She is not blind, such eyes cannot be turned a blind eye to, even if it seems to deliberately ignore the past, this is also following the string of the arrow, and has to be fired.

It was because of understanding that X felt his scalp tingling, why was he dragged into a fight... The champagne in his arms felt like it was going to be warmed by X's sudden rise in body temperature.

The wine was covered with heat, and the sweat on the hands was coming out because of excessive tension.

Swallowing several times of saliva, moistening his dry throat, X managed to finish typing the manuscript, but the words and actions he was about to say were interrupted by the lobe logo that suddenly lit up , He just stuffed it back into his throat.

— Sit next to the Minister of Intelligence

——Sit next to the Minister of Security

[Simulation started——]

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[Day6——What are you looking at, what are you looking at!]

[You plan to go to the ministers for a party with drinks after get off work, because of the morning agreement, you plan to go to the minister of the Ministry of Intelligence first]

[You did not find the Minister of Intelligence in the Office of the Minister of Intelligence, so you went to the Ministry of Security]

[You broke into the office of the Minister of Security, you found the Minister of Intelligence, but unfortunately the Minister of Intelligence was fighting with the Minister of Security]

[You have been involved in this dispute, the relationship between the two ministers is very bad, they each sat on the opposite sofa, ignored each other at all, and have no intention of reconciliation, you are very shameless as a supervisor]

[You are stared at by two ministers, and you are under the gaze of two ministers at the same time. In this awkward atmosphere, you sit next to the relatively more familiar Minister Netzach]

[You notice that the head of the security department is hugging you to show off to each other, the head of the intelligence department looks very bad]

[You were punished by the Minister of Security, and the Minister of Intelligence also punished you]

OR...

[You were stared at by two ministers, and you were under the gaze of two ministers at the same time. In this awkward atmosphere, you sat next to Minister Yesod, who is relatively more reliable]

[You are explaining the situation with the head of the intelligence department. What you explained angered the head of the security department. She was not satisfied with what you said. In order to prove the authenticity of the matter, the head of the intelligence department decided to personally verify the Minister's wording]

[You were punished by the Minister of Intelligence, and the Minister of Security also punished you]

…………

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[Your mind is twisted...]

[You're enjoying it...]

[You like the feeling of being punished...]

[………]

[......]

[Achievement achieved - two slices of bread with cheese]

[Reminder: The fact that the cake is cut crookedly makes the intelligent AI angry more than the fact that there is no cake itself, just like there are cherries on one cake and no cherries on the other]

[请选择本次结果的奖励：1.勇气(+1) 2.谨慎（+1） 3.自律（+1） 4.正义（+1）]

[No.1 says perspective restoration YES/NO]

X felt a chill. Judging from the results of the simulation, this is a bad ending full of bad taste, but in terms of the process... There are very few non-working simulation situations.

This kind of game over situation caused by non-work factors, except for the first few days when I was not skilled, rarely appeared later, but today...

Is it something special... or is it extraordinarily unlucky?

The throat is dry and astringent due to nervousness, even in the air-conditioned room, the sweat still breaks out, X's condition is not very good...

This can probably be regarded as a side effect. After a certain number of times, some of it will be fed back to the body, such as nausea and discomfort, and there may be some other minor problems.

Just like those virtual options can also change the reality, although there is no detailed description of what, but it does reflect, a little bit of highlighting effect.

And even if you feel uncomfortable, you have to suppress the bad feeling and continue to deal with the unresolved situation.

"Hmm, wait...I'll look, Netzach, where did you put the goblet? Oh, oh, I found it."

Under the eyes of the two ministers, X put the champagne in his arms on the guest table, carefully placed the champagne, turned around and rummaged on the counter——

Most of them were large beer glasses. X searched through several cabinets before finding two goblets.

Holding a wet paper towel, he wiped it again and again until the goblet was shiny, before X put the wine glass in front of the two ministers.

He opened the freezer, took out a plate of ice cubes in the lower cabinet of a pile of cold beer, poured out the ice cubes, put them into goblets, and then acted as a sommelier to pour wine for the two ministers.

Crystal clear, bright-colored champagne is poured into a goblet. Unlike the bubbles of beer, the bubbles of champagne will not have the kind of white foam, and it should not be full when pouring.

Only one-third of the wine is enough, and it is not easy to taste too much wine. After all, what is associated with elegance is always small and exquisite rather than a full pot.

"Try it, Netzach, this is a good old wine, the grand cru champagne Angela gave me."

"Stop frowning, Yesod, drink champagne in a cheerful mood. Well, do I need to show you how to drink champagne correctly?"

X observed the faces of the two ministers, pretending that he didn't notice the stiff atmosphere.

And as if to liven up the atmosphere, X continued to speak in an exaggerated tone——

"Pinch the stem of the goblet, take a sip, and enjoy the delicate bubbles with your eyes closed. Of course, the most important thing is that it needs to be shared, which is the charm of champagne."

X demonstrated this process to the ministers, gracefully holding the stem of the goblet, shaking it slightly, and then his lips rested on the wall of the glass, and with a proper tilt, the champagne with rich and delicate bubbles slowly flowed into his mouth.

"Sorry, I seem to have used your cup, I'll get a new one if you don't mind."

X took out a new goblet, refilled a glass of champagne, and delivered it to Minister of Intelligence Yesod.

The head of the intelligence department had a complex expression, but it had nothing to do with disgust and disgust, but other emotions, some kind of strange emotion... She took the champagne delivered by X and took a sip.

But his gaze still stayed on X and the goblet held in X's hands.

The head of the security department sitting opposite the sofa didn't need X to deliver the wine in person, she drank her own glass early, and her eyes were wandering between the champagne on the table and X.

Perhaps elegance has nothing to do with Netzach. Rather than tasting good wine, it is better to simply enjoy the feeling of alcohol anesthesia, whether it is good wine or bad wine, as long as the alcohol is strong enough.

But she was still trying to be graceful, as if she wanted to maintain a non-existent image in front of X and other ministers.

Compared with Yesod, it is obvious that Netzach's mouth is easier to pry open, no matter the means, as long as it works.

"Ahem, well, I've drank the wine too. Whoever explains the situation first will be rewarded."

X said it in a relaxed and joking tone, and he didn't see anyone to blame at all. X preferred such a gentle way to questioning someone fiercely and severely.

After all, she wasn't looking for a theory about who was right and who was wrong, but she wanted to understand the source of the conflict.

Why did the disagreement between the two ministers suddenly develop to the point of fighting? It is far better to say this kind of thing directly and let the other party know the reason than to look at each other in a bored way, and you hit me and I hit you. a lot of.

"Director, I'm reporting, Yesod did it first! She wants to beat me up!"

It may be that the word 'reward' tempted Netzach, or it may be that Netzach simply felt that she was reasonable. In short, she spoke, raised her hand high, and pointed directly at Yesod opposite.

And Yesod's face turned black suddenly, and his face became very ugly. The words seemed to be squeezed out between his teeth, and he was already gnashing his teeth at Netzach's "small report".

"The agreed private settlement, you openly broke the contract and told the supervisor, Netzach? Sure enough, you are an irresponsible bastard."

The reaction of the head of the intelligence department was particularly strong, as if the head of the security department complained before the villain, he was too villainous and despicable.

As for the indignant accusations made by the Minister of Intelligence, the Minister of Security did not take it seriously, sticking out his tongue slightly, with a high degree of ridicule.

"Tch, it's so nice to say, but I just don't want X to know about it, how righteous it is, shit!"

"Director, don't listen to what the poisonous snake said. She was very ruthless when she beat me. She just held a grudge against me, avenged her personal revenge, and deliberately found a reason to beat me."

"Look here, it was all beaten by Yesod, I'm in so much pain."

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While speaking in an exaggerated tone, the head of the security department stretched out his finger to his cheek, as if to show X the injury, he stretched his neck, showing the fairness of the neck.

X took a closer look and didn't see any signs of injury on Netzach's face...

Of course, how can intelligent AI fights leave bruises like human fights? Machines will not have wounds, nor are they as fragile as carbon-based creatures.

The tough artificial skin can withstand most of the damage, and it is difficult for most sharp weapons to cut marks on it, let alone a fist used as a blunt weapon.

Although the artificial intelligence's strength is great, when fighting, it doesn't punch with the purpose of destroying the opponent. Although it can't be called light, it's not too heavy, and it can't damage the machine to such a degree.

When the two sides fought, each of them probably failed to break the defense, and the total damage caused was 0, so Chlorella's claim of being injured is absolutely nonsense, just like she pretended to be sick and said she had a cold.

Yesod's fist might have indeed hit her in the face, but it definitely didn't leave the slightest trace on her face. I don't know if this situation can be said to be too thick-skinned.

At least X was amused by such a sudden thought, staring at Chlorella's face for a while, then burst out laughing.

She held her belly and smiled without covering up her laughter, but it was not meant to be mocking.

Maybe the head of the Ministry of Security is suitable for cross talk?Even if the stand-up comedy can't be done, she, the supervisor, can cooperate with the two-person cross talk.

Such a "humor" cell, the general AI probably really can't learn it.

"It seems to be really serious. Is it painful? It won't hurt after blowing."

X pretended to be serious and didn't expose Netzach's lie, which probably counted as part of the 'reward' just promised.

Gently approached, and then blowing hot air between the ears and temples, with the breath of alcohol, hitting the simulated skin of the head of the security department, because in the air-conditioned room, the temperature of the simulated skin tends to be consistent with the indoor temperature——