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【Director, your complexion is not very good...Is there something wrong with the coffee? 】

"..."

"No, it's nothing. It just suddenly occurred to me that maybe iced coffee would be better. Let's have an iced coffee, Angela."

X didn't look at his AI secretary, nor did he dare to look.

All her eyes stayed on the display screen, unwilling to leave a single bit, trying to ignore the intelligent AI behind her.

Iced coffee is cold, like the heart of an artificial intelligence. When you drink it for the first time, your teeth may tremble with ice, but because of the cold, your sense of taste is no longer sensitive, and the bitter taste is no longer there. obvious.

It's also good to drink something cold once in a while.

Take a deep breath, it's all ok, right?Nothing happened, and the AI ​​secretary did nothing.

Everything is just an illusion... I should calm down, keep my mind, do the current thing well, and complete the current work.

"Hod, send those new employees to [O-02-56] to alternately perform [Instinct] and [Insight] work, [Justice] quality of three or more, [Courage] below three employees are responsible for managing [Dead Butterfly Funeral], Elite employees go to the income unit of [Dead Butterfly Funeral] to guard, and if there is an accident, suppress it back."

"Malkuth, I'm counting on you today too, let those new employees be responsible for the [communication] work of [one crime and one hundred virtues]."

"Yesod, employees with a comprehensive quality of level two or above are responsible for the [instinct] work of [Spider Nest], employees with [Caution] and [Self-Discipline] of 1 are responsible for managing [Elf Feast], alternately doing [communication] and [insight] work .”

"Netzach, don't send other employees to manage [Land-born Anglerfish] for the time being, let the employees with [self-discipline] level one be in charge of it alone, and other employees will alternately do [oppression] and [instinct] work on [Beauty and the Beast]."

After confirming that the work has been arranged, X adjusts the time flow indicator to [double speed], and switches back and forth between [double speed] and [space] to determine the operating status of the department and the working status of the employees.

If any employee has any problems at work, such as serious [spiritual pollution] or [physical injury], he must immediately notify the department head, let those employees who are not in good condition go to rest, and do a psychological or physical examination.

Because the risk factor of the currently contained abnormalities is not high, and the management matters are also very clear, so as long as the employees do not make mistakes in executing the orders and honestly implement the requirements in place, there will be no life. dangerous.

And the newly contained Abnormal Body [O-02-56] is relatively harmless in terms of management, but needs to be a little careful when fleeing...

Arranging employees to work on other abnormalities seems to affect [O-02-56]. This little bird on the treetop is restless and full of curiosity about the outside world.

The counter will drop down from time to time... At the beginning it was '4', and when other departments began to work one after another, after the management of abnormal bodies became frequent, the counter would suddenly drop down, first '3' and then '2' '...returned from '1' to zero very quickly.

After the counter hit zero, the little bird slipped out of the containment unit, and the containment unit was like paper... nothing hindered it at all, and it didn't act as a hindrance.

The appearance of fluttering little wings is very cute, with a round body, a bulging belly, and the red 'pattern' on the abdomen is faintly twitching and writhing...

This is a bird that never chirps, and X probably understands why it never chirps.

"Director, [O-02-56] has breached containment! Need… need to contain it immediately!"

Not surprisingly, news came from the control department immediately. Minister Hod was very anxious and was domineering in the corridor. The little birds scurrying around made the minister a little at a loss.

[O-02-56]'s containment breach came without warning. At that time, there were no employees working on it, and none of the employees were insane. They went crazy and released the abnormal body. It just came out by itself.

"Well, I see, Hod, don't let the staff be rough on it, please be gentle? It's just a harmless bird, don't hurt it."

Of course X could see this little bird with a white body and a red pattern on its belly flying around in the corridor, and then it landed on the employee's head to peck at people. The small 'beak' might hurt a bit, but it was just It was just a pain, and the employee did not suffer any serious injuries.

But the Minister of Control is still a little worried, she is very worried about the staff.

"But... Director, that is a Abnormal Body!"

——What can abnormal body have anything to do with "harmless to humans and animals"?

X can understand this kind of anxiety. It is not good to let abnormal bodies run around in the corridor, but [O-02-56] is a very petite little guy. It looks like an ordinary bird on the outside. It is not scary, but in fact it is Running around the employees will not cause much panic.

At most it's just a little harassing...

"Hod, trust me, don't deal with [O-02-56], it's probably just too bored in the containment unit and wants to come out for some air. Right? Sweet little bird, you'll go back on your own later of."

X's tone is very soft, she is talking to [O-02-56] that has appeared on the screen, but this little bird doesn't give X face.

It seemed to understand X's words, its round sesame eyes narrowed, and its small beak pecked at the monitor. The bang bang sound was very loud, as if it wanted to peck X through the screen.

But if it's just a 'small beak', a light peck won't cause much damage, and the monitor doesn't have any damage.

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The extra-large 'little bird' that appeared on the monitor is not very suitable for X to live in, because this chubby little bird has already attached its body to the monitor, and directly gave X a close-up.

【O-02-56】It seems to be very curious about X, the pair of small wings are fluttering and fluttering, like a child who can't hook something, trying to jump, and seems to be blocked by someone when taking a group photo The little man can only pick up the chair and stand on tiptoe to grab the scene.

It's cute, but X knows it's actually not cute at all.

But there is no way, as a supervisor, she should be kinder to this 'little guy' and set an example in front of the minister.

X showed a gentle smile, and smiled at the little bird, even though the monitor was only one-way, the abnormal body couldn't see her appearance... only her voice could be heard.

"Hello birdie, maybe I should say good morning to you? Is the food the staff feeds you okay? I can ask them to replace your lunch with premium sockeye salmon if need be? Maybe not for lunch now It's too early."

The deep and gentle voice seemed to be able to touch even the Abnormality, [O-02-56] blinked those small black sesame-like eyes, fluttered its wings, and seemed to want to chirp in response, but it didn't make any sound, just Only the pattern on the red part of the abdomen is changing indistinctly.

Like something was squirming...if that counted as a response.

【O-02-56】I rubbed my very soft belly against the monitor, like a rag, helping to clean up the dust on the monitor, or in other words, a white glutinous rice dumpling stuck to the monitor up the device.

"Okay, my dear bird, can you go back now? If you don't have enough high-grade sockeye salmon, I can share your lunch with you. There is strawberry pudding at noon."

Listening to X's coaxing tone, the head of the training department also had a weird expression. It was probably the first time she saw that there was actually a supervisor who communicated with the Abnormality, and the two parties seemed to have really communicated.

【O-02-56】Shaking my little head, it really flew away with flapping little wings... It flew back to its containment unit, seemed a little excited, flying around on the branches , It seems that some pattern flew out.

But because this is not a jet plane, and there is no exhaust, there is no trace of it flying around, and it is impossible to tell what it means.

Maybe it's just expressing an emotion...?

Minister Hod froze, and after a pause for a few seconds, he exclaimed.

"Director, you are amazing! [O-02-56] really went back by himself."

Although he was praising X, X always felt weird... Did he lose something in front of the minister again...?

Probably not... I am a supervisor, a reliable supervisor who is very majestic and reliable in Hod's heart.

"Well, how should I put it, I just don't think [O-02-56] is a vicious abnormal body, it doesn't have any obvious malice towards employees, maybe as long as it doesn't provoke it, it is a friendly one little bird."

"Treat it kindly... Although the stories in fairy tales are all false, and the reality is not so beautiful, I believe that keeping a kind heart will be rewarded, right?"

"Treating people sincerely, looking at the world with kind eyes, how can it be bad? I like your smile, Hod."

X solemnly explained the reason to the head of the training department. In fact, this was some random nonsense made up by X, but at first glance-it was quite reasonable and logical.

X just doesn't want to say that he has already stepped on a 'minefield'. 【O-02-56】There is no difficulty in management work, and it will not cause too much harm to employees during the work process. [Instinct] [Insight][Communication] work can meet its needs.

This is an Abnormality who hates [oppression] work, and the Abnormality's personality can be roughly glimpsed from the work preferences.

The essence of [oppression] work is to suppress and control the desire of the abnormal body, and deny the existence and significance of the abnormal body. If [O-02-56] hates the work of [oppression], it means that it is a person who extremely recognizes itself and highly demonstrates itself Abnormalities that exist.

In other words, it does what it wants. If employees treat it well, it will be happy, and if employees disobey it, it will get angry.

As long as any employee hurts it, it will immediately reveal its ferocious and terrifying side... and the truth hidden under that cute skin.

The beak of punishing the 'wicked', revealed here...

So, it's better not to provoke [O-02-56]. No matter what, you must warn the staff well and treat this little bird kindly.

"Secretary Hod, if there is another incident of [O-02-56] escaping the containment unit, there is no need to notify me, and there is no need to notify those employees to carry out suppression work."

"When the company sees a little bird running around, don't attack it, you know."

"No employee should do anything to harm [O-02-56], even if [O-02-56] is on his head."

Jokes aside, X still needs to explain the situation seriously, and she is serious about being friendly to [O-02-56].

This is something that needs to be announced very seriously. If you don't notify, if there are employees who owe you to move 【O-02-56】...

Then X can only tell the clerical staff to clean up the pieces of meat scattered in the corridor. If possible, she still doesn't want to see the staff's parts dirty the clean corridor, and blood staining the wall is not good.

What a clean wall, it doesn't look good with blood on it...

Jin Tong stared coldly at the red stains that had appeared on the corridor of the screen, probably a certain staff member became a paste, but she was not too surprised, as the notification went on, there would always be someone who would not carry it out properly, the energy bar was already over half, It's almost time for lunch break.

X stretched her waist, and after notifying the ministers that they could take a lunch break, she was ready to get up. Sitting on the chair for a long time would always make her feel a little numb, and now she didn't dare to let Angela rub it.

X was afraid that if she rubbed it like that, Angela would rub it until she couldn't hold herself back.

For the time being... She has a little idea of ​​wanting to stay away from the AI ​​secretary.

For the safety of yourself and your belt, maybe you should keep a little distance from artificial intelligence.

But this is unlikely, after all, this is her AI secretary, and the secretary is always by the supervisor's side... Besides, X cannot do without the care of artificial intelligence.

"Angela, is my lunch ready? I want to take my lunch to the minister today."

[Which minister are you going to?At noon, the anti-Kabbala suppressor is still maintained at the level where the abnormal body can be active, rather than the dormant state after work, if you go to the minister, you may encounter them, I must guarantee your safety,]

[My suggestion is that you'd better not leave the supervisor's room, the supervisor's room is the safest place in the entire company. 】

The AI ​​secretary closed his eyes, as if he was worried about X, and tried hard to persuade X to stay away from danger, and not to take the risk of going to any management department that might be haunted by abnormal bodies.

And this is nothing at all, usually X will play some tricks, get bored with his secretary, and let the AI ​​secretary let her go.

But today it seems that because of the influence of the simulator, X lost control of her emotions when she heard the intelligent AI mentioning this. She really didn't want to see the intelligent AI's face and the tone of 'it's all for your own good'.

X's golden pupils glared at his AI secretary angrily, like a lioness whose tail was suddenly trampled on, and even the black mane was blown out.

"An-ji-la, what is the difference between you and imprisoning me? Every day is 'safe', 'safe', 'safe'! I don't think there is any safety in the supervisor's room!!!"

X's sudden scolding made the intelligent AI pause, and the blue-haired secretary seemed to be frozen by the scolding... X's tone was very aggressive, and the disgust in his eyes was also very obvious.

"Get out of the way, let me get out of here! What? As a supervisor, I don't even have the right to leave the supervisor's room to take a break? Is it my freedom to go where I have lunch?"

"There are so many things in charge, are you the supervisor or I am the supervisor, or should you just be the supervisor?"

X, who was furious, didn't realize that what he scolded was the "best artificial intelligence of Lobotomy Company" who he was afraid of before and also worked part-time as the "AI boss" here.

And for contradicting the intelligent AI so much, he should have been fired directly... But nothing happened, the artificial intelligence in front of him even stayed there obediently, just silently accepting her scolding.

In the silence, the intelligent AI opened the door of the supervisor's room. X didn't think much about it. Seeing the door of the supervisor's room opened, he raised his leg and was about to run to the head of the department for comfort, and then... when he was about to leave the supervisor's room , X was suddenly stopped by the AI ​​secretary again.

【Director, please wait a moment...】

"what!"

X is still in the state of blowing hair, watching the AI ​​secretary approaching, as if seeing something super annoying, very impatient.

【…】

【You forgot to take your lunch, I'm very sorry... I ruined your good mood for dining. 】

The artificial intelligence took out the lunch bag made of kraft paper, and when it was delivered to X, it was still warm, heavy...extraordinarily hot.

X angrily put his lunch bag into his arms and ran away without even looking at his secretary.

X was full of energy and blood, but his blood pressure was suddenly relieved by the operation of the intelligent AI. He was afraid that he would run too late. The blue artificial intelligence realized who was the real boss here, and chased him to catch him and punish him severely.

Although I don't know why the intelligent AI didn't punish itself, but run!

Clutching the hot lunch bag in his arms, X's sanity slowly returned, and his head was clear, and after clearly realizing what he had just done, X began to panic.

——I am super, why did I scold Angela just now!Still pissed at her!

——If you offend the secretary to death, is your career in charge coming to an end! !

The more X thought about it, the more afraid he became. Why was he so impulsive? In fact, it was nothing. The patience passed. After so many days, there is nothing to bear.

It's only been a few days, and I offended the secretary in charge of the meal. Don't talk about losing my job later, I guess everyone will lose it together.

Is it useful to go back and apologize now?

X broke out in a cold sweat, his fear of artificial intelligence has surpassed that of Abnormality, God knows how he had the courage to scold the intelligent AI just now, and his tone was still so choking.

Let alone a high-ranking intelligent AI, even if an ordinary employee came over, he probably wouldn't be able to bear such harsh words, and would turn his face on the spot.

It was a miracle among miracles that Angela was able to hold back. She didn't punch herself twice or fire her on the spot...

Swallowing down the saliva, X's sweat squeezed tighter and tighter, his steps became weaker and weaker, and he lost his confidence when walking in the corridor, like a leaked balloon, his already pale skin became more and more weak. pale hair.

And when this uneasiness reached its limit, it suddenly calmed down again, as if a spring had touched the bottom and bounced back all of a sudden, from a negative value to a positive value.

X began to walk, while looking for reasons, to comfort himself.