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And probably, X can also be regarded as Angela's person, and if it is a bit more, in a more straightforward name, maybe the word 'running dog' can be used to describe it——

After all, X has been implementing Angela's ideas, committed to obtaining energy, and only focused on energy, and the Minister of Appeasement also considered the company's stability, work efficiency and company performance.

It's just a means, without any extra emotion.

If you use easy-to-understand words to describe this state, although X is not subjective, it is indeed more like partnering with Angela. One plays a black face and the other plays a white face. A good show of sweet dates.

Angela treats the head of the department harshly, while X treats the head of the department gently... Isn't this a despicable method, even if X doesn't realize it, but such behavior is like a 'running dog'.

After being traumatized, I leaned over to lick the wound...

So, when it was about to get up and leave, it was so ruthless, without a trace of nostalgia...

Hod's mouth was warm, almost the same temperature as a human body, which was high enough for an intelligent AI, but X didn't feel anything special, and didn't think much about it.

She just wiped her finger. Intelligent AI does not drool, but there is still liquid with unknown ingredients. It may be something like coolant or lubricant. Anyway, X is not sure, and I don’t want to know the specific ingredients. what is it.

She is here to work, not to study the structure of intelligent AI, to see what redundant and cumbersome functions are there, and how exquisite the workmanship is.

X didn't care what exactly Hod was thinking, all she knew was that her lunch break was almost over and she had to get back to work.

The good rest time is always short, and when you are enjoying the comfort, the time will feel like it goes by extraordinarily quickly.

The painful days are watching the clock face to face counting, every time the minute hand jumps and every hand turns seems so long... And most of the time, it is also suffering.

Why, can't you taste a few more mouthfuls when you taste a little sweetness?

Just like a child who accidentally opened a honey pot, after curiously dipping his fingers in the honey and taking a sip, he was overwhelmed by the sweet taste on the tip of his tongue, and firmly held by the crystal clear, amber-like beautiful honey. attract.

Want to eat honey, suck those sweet fingers with honey.

"Director, can... can you kiss me again?"

"Okay."

So the sweet honey is actively sent into the mouth, it is mixed with the sweet and sour of citrus, mixed with the freshness of rosemary, which is fascinating.

Fingers involuntarily grasped X's shoulder tightly, trying to hug him closer.

This is not a long kiss, because X needs to take a breath, but Hod thinks it is very long, every second passed is so enjoyable and comfortable, like the warmth of the sun shining down.

Even the hot air released has a sweet taste, which should be a continuation of the warm taste, and it is even more imaginative.

But X was a little puzzled. Facing the tender little rabbit in front of her, she didn't have any other thoughts. Out of the corner of her eyes, she aimed at the electronic watch hanging on the wall.

The above time is jumping minute by minute, getting closer and closer to the working time in the afternoon.

"Well, Hod, it's really almost time. If you still want a reward, work hard. I'll check after get off work."

X, who didn't want to waste any more time, quickly tidied up his clothes, put on a white coat, grabbed Hod's wrist, and led her to let her go.

Although it is a cruel thing to separate the brown fur rabbit that is stuck to the body, it is cute and cute. When it comes to work, X is never ambiguous.

In any case, she can't delay her work, and she can't eat her cuteness. Minister Hod's affairs have taken up too much of her time. It is impossible for her to devote all her energy to a minister.

"Bye, Hod, work harder~"

After saying his farewell politely, X left the minister's office without hesitation, not even interested in looking back at the minister of the training department.

Probably except for the red mark on the neck and collarbone, it is the same as usual... The large white coat conceals the fair skin exposed by the torn sleeves of the black uniform.

Her dress is still decent, in line with the rules of a supervisor.

By the time X walked down the hallway, the employees were already busy, getting ready for the afternoon's work.

Such as cleaning the corridor, cleaning up the trash in the lounge, the tableware on the dining table, etc., and some employees will sit in the corner and read the brochures. Judging from the cover, it should be the employee training manual that has been handed out.

Everything is working in an orderly manner and thriving.

When an employee recognizes that X is a supervisor and greets X with a bow and salute, X will also nod and respond with a smile.

No need to make any promises, no need to agree to any requests from employees, just thank them for their efforts, thank them for their contribution to the company, and then encourage them to continue to work hard.

Just by smiling at employees, employees will have a feeling of being cared for, so they will work harder.

X will not begrudge his own smile, nor will he begrudge words of praise, beautiful words and showing a smile are the least costly and most profitable things.

"Sorry, Angela, I'm late. I'm sorry about that...at noon."

Although he was very hesitant about stepping into the supervisor's office, in the company, if he escaped the first day of junior high school, he could not escape the fifteenth day. X still bit the bullet and returned to work, ready to accept the secretary's reprimand.

"Well, if you want to punish me, punish me after get off work. I will finish the work first, and the company's energy indicators have not been completed yet."

X didn't even need anyone to tell him, he sat back in the director's chair very consciously, ready to start working.

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1. Would you like a dose of enkephalin? : Chapter 83 76. Seven days after joining the job, the secretary created my internal friction

"Hey, where's Angela?"

After talking for a while, no one responded, and no one paid any attention to X. Only then did X dully realize that his AI secretary was not in the supervisor's room at all. She was talking to the air just now, talking to herself.

Because he was so scared that he didn't dare to look at the surrounding environment at all, he just slid in like an ostrich with his head sullen, and then sat on a chair and stared at the screen in a daze.

This kind of behavior is like being too scared to fall asleep after watching a horror movie, laying down a big quilt, huddled in the whole head and deceiving yourself—even though horror movies don’t scare X, he was told by the secretary that there is no rice in the rice vat only then.

But at the moment the secretary is not in the supervisor's room, on the contrary, it makes X feel a little more at ease, and his tense nerves relax a little.

After all, what happened at noon was really embarrassing. She hadn't figured out how to face her secretary, how to apologize, and ask the artificial intelligence for forgiveness.

The words that blurted out without broaching the forehead because of the anger and blood were very hurtful. X rarely said such harsh and ruthless words, but whenever she lost control of her emotions, she couldn't control them.

Even if you regret it immediately after you say it, but the words you say are like splashed water and can't be taken back. They have already stabbed others like a sharp blade.

This may be understood as... a side effect of the simulator's over-simulation...

——Is Angela so angry that she doesn't want to look at me?

X was thinking a little anxiously, the abnormality of the AI ​​secretary is not here. Although he was very afraid of the secretary, X was even more panicked in his heart. The supervisor's room was empty, and she was alone.

I'm not used to it without Angela... Usually Angela would stay by my side to accompany me...

- Am I doing too much?

He obviously wanted to start working, but X's thoughts became messy, and it was difficult to concentrate on the monitoring screen.

Because those messy thoughts came out one after another, affecting X's concentration.

Fortunately, there is a [Pause] button. There is an obvious time difference between the time in the supervisor's office and the company's management department.

Shaking his head, X tried to sweep out those messy and out-of-the-ordinary thoughts, but it was useless... But it won't be a good job if it goes on like this.

X needs to adjust her state, she thinks she should drink a cup of coffee first.

—Maybe if you drink a cup of coffee, you will be more energetic.

After such an idea came up, X subconsciously blurted it out.

"Angela, make me a cup of coffee, add more fresh milk, and two cubes of sugar."

After a few seconds, she neither smelled the unique aroma of coffee nor brought the hot coffee, and there was no response from the supervisor's room.

—Ah, Angela is not here.

X remembered that his secretary was not here, so he got up and prepared to make a cup of coffee by himself.

Although she is a supervisor, X doesn't know much about the supervisor's office, she just knows that there is a monitoring screen here, and her job is to check the company's operation through monitoring, command the ministers and employees, collect energy, and complete the company's index requirements.

In other words, apart from the console and the screen, she knew nothing about it, neither did she know what the other buttons were used for, nor did she know what secret doors or hidden switches were there, and even the simplest one, the supervisor The facilities in the room are not clear.

She didn't even know which cabinet the coffee beans were stored in, and she didn't know if there was any simple and convenient instant coffee.

For matters involving her private life, X is unexpectedly clumsy, which does not match her work ability.

After thinking about it and realizing that she actually doesn't know how to make coffee, she gave up decisively and chose the vending machine to buy the canned coffee inside.

And not surprisingly, the vending machine broke again.

We all know that when a person is unlucky, even a sip of cold water will clog his teeth.

Obviously just press the button as usual, enter the product number, and then swipe the ID card, the vending machine went crazy again, only swallowing money but not delivering goods.

After seven days in the job, I encountered two vending machine failures. X here has to applaud the quality of the equipment of the brain lobe company. It is worthy of being the Wings of the World. Failed twice.

Even if it is a back alley, the infrastructure is complete, the performance is stable, and basically there will be no problems.

Why did the vending machines in the executive room break down in company L, the dignified Wings of the World?

Even leaving aside the issue of vending machines, the monitoring screens in the supervisor's room are frequently scrapped. How did the factory leave the factory with such a frequency of failures?

X wants to fire the equipment purchaser. What they buy is nothing, a waste of the company’s money, right? So much money is spent to buy things of this quality, and the rest of the money is private?Made a fake account?

What else to buy at this level, hurry up and get fired, pack up and get out.

When X thinks that he has a headache for the company's performance every day, and the energy collected by hard work overtime has been squandered by someone, and these wasteful things have been assembled, he feels angry again, and the more he thinks about it, the more angry he gets. .

With a bang, his fist hit the tempered glass of the vending machine, and then there was an unsurprising whine.

"Pain Pain!"

The vending machine was fine, but the back of her hand was in pain, so X, who was irritated, kicked the vending machine again, this time it was hit in the thunder of 'bang', and she was still 'smug' The vending machine is scrapped in an instant.

There is faint black smoke coming out...

"Hmph, I should have died a long time ago, I can only say it seems like."

X crossed his arms, looking at his 'results' with great pride, without any guilt of damaging public facilities.

The specially upgraded vending machine should be stronger than before, but the specially thickened hard metal shell is still deformed by being kicked, and the original straight edge is completely sunken and sunken downward.

It's like an aluminum can that has been trampled on, dented to the point of deformation, and the disconnected part also exposed the internal structure and some wiring. After such serious damage, the beverage stored in it is naturally like a ball. Generally all rolled out.

Brother Paqing's appearance when he won the grand prize is probably like this...

X randomly picked out a few bottles of drinks that he wanted to drink, held them in his arms, and put them on the supervisor's desk. The original bad mood was swept away, and the restlessness disappeared with that moment. She feels much better now .

Sure enough, when you are angry, you can just hit the sandbags. You can't take your anger on the employees and ministers, so you can take it on the vending machines!

You can't bully the AI ​​secretary, you can't bully the head of the department, can't you, as a company executive, not bully a small vending machine?A small vending machine, dare to be presumptuous here?

If you are wronged, then hit the vending machine hard!

X was thinking about it, and opened a bottle of strawberry soda with high spirits, and drank it gulpily. After attacking the vending machine, she felt that she could do it again. At home, the refreshing feeling of dismantling the house.

After finishing the strawberry soda in one gulp, X was even interested in stacking other canned drinks, like building blocks to build a small pyramid.

Piles of canned beverages were piled up on the table and arranged in the shape of a certain house, which gave X a sense of accomplishment. She built it for a while to amuse herself, and after stacking the beverage cans high, she remembered that she still had There is work to be done.

Without Angela's reminder, she would have forgotten.

The hills of beverages piled up on the table, and when the instant coffee in the middle was taken out as the axis support, the beverage pyramid collapsed instantly, and X didn't care about the canned beverages that rolled around on the ground, just looking after themselves He opened the pull tab of the coffee in his hand.

She didn't even look at the drinks that fell to the ground and rolled to her feet, but only focused on the ones in her hand.

X took a sip of the cheap canned coffee, tasted the rich and sweet coffee for a while, and then refocused on his work, looking at the monitor screen.

I have to say that even those who are slow and X can feel the obvious difference.

The coffee made by my AI secretary is delicious. The coffee taste of the canned coffee is too weak, it is more like some kind of sweet water, and I can’t taste the flavor of coffee. To be precise, this should only be called coffee flavor drinks.

But it’s okay... After all, sometimes happiness comes out of comparison, and you only know what is good when you taste bad things.

I am used to the taste of good coffee, and when I switch to cheap instant coffee, I can no longer bear it. I just feel that the tip of my tongue is being tortured.

X put the coffee aside and ignored it.

The work in the afternoon will be much easier than in the morning. The morning time is used for trial and error, and the most important thing to manage the abnormal body is information. Those dangerous monsters, just follow the management of the abnormal body. nothing will happen.

The information on [O-02-56] has been sorted out in the morning, and it is officially identified as [Punishment Bird], with a risk factor of TETH.

This is a strange body that is easy to escape, but as long as you don't actively provoke it when you escape, it will not cause casualties.

Because it comes out only out of curiosity or boredom, it will return to the containment unit by itself after a while.

So when 【Punishment Bird】runs away, the best way is to ignore it, let the employees take care of their hands and claws, and don't pat, touch or hit them. Once 【Punishment Bird】 thinks that the employee is After attacking it, being enraged—

The real 'mouth' of its abdomen will be revealed, and it will tear the offending employee into a pile of flesh. Can't resist this 'beak' strike.