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As long as the supervisor's work is not wrong, Angela won't make things difficult, right...?

Thinking about it this way, X's raised heart dropped again, as if the throbbing just now didn't exist. She didn't expect the artificial intelligence to mention it occasionally—about the supervisor's punitive measures.

That kind of thing is ridiculous, what to expect.

X swallowed his saliva, and shifted his gaze to the screen. The company's corridor view has been changed to one of three blind boxes of abnormalities. Three boxes containing abnormalities are being displayed on the screen, waiting for X to make a decision. Decide,

1.【Little helper】

[The floor was covered with blood, and people fled in all directions...]

2.【O-05-76】

[In the keyhole of the machine, you can feel a disturbing eye staring at you...]

3.【O-02-98】

【My head is about to explode, goodbye~】

These Abnormalities are all HE-level Abnormalities, which are more aggressive than TETH-level Abnormalities, and they are also more threatening to employees, but as long as they are managed properly, they will also become the most efficient way to produce energy. good tool.

In fact, X only needs to choose one at random, but she has the habit of flipping through company materials.

"Uh...Angela, is this the company's coffee machine that you said is good at making coffee?"

X looked at the 'little white thing' on the profile of the Abnormality, it was a small pure white robot shaped like a football, it had a pair of bright red eyes and a happy expression.

On the outside, it looks... quite harmless.

It is said that it is an all-round home service robot that is convenient for people’s life. With it, you don’t have to worry about housework anymore. And this company has also launched another series of machines, which are used for massage and physical therapy. It is very popular.

My AI secretary said that the massage machine has zero negative reviews so far, and none of the employees who went in came out, so it must be very comfortable inside.

However, X expressed doubts about this point of view, because judging from the tone of the artificial intelligence at the time, which was full of vile humor——

The ropes used in skydiving are usually not bad in quality...

【Director, to be honest, I don't recommend you to try to get your 'little helper' to help you make coffee. 】

"But it says that the little helper furniture is all-round, and the coffee is very good."

X pointed to the information on the profile of the Abnormality, which showed that the Abnormality 'Little Helper' would always try to help humans, such as cleaning, making coffee, cooking, etc., as well as burglar alarms, home monitoring, and lighting adjustments Everything you need.

This is a friendly and warm-hearted Abnormality, a cleaning robot.

[Director, I can understand that... Do you think the coffee I made is too bad?Do you need...another helper to meet your needs? 】

[Also, the section of information you just saw is for employees to read, and the other part, that is, the part of the page below that has been torn apart is what you should read. 】

"Okay, let me see..."

X turned over a few more pages of the stack of slightly thicker materials, and turned to the blood-stained maroon paper at the back, which was the original work report written by the employees of the 'little helper' after finishing their work. There are also records of other employees being interviewed.

What X saw before was just a bit of a bad taste, the "soft cut version" of the basic information of the Abnormality for new employees, which is a one-sided statement from the perspective of the Abnormality.

After scanning the real files, X fell silent, put the stack of files aside, and subconsciously looked back at his AI secretary.

"Uh... I think Angela is the best secretary, the best assistant!"

X's smile is very forced, so it's no surprise that he was pinched by the AI ​​secretary. People have to be responsible for their own words. Talking about another woman's goodness in front of a woman will definitely cause the other party's dissatisfaction...

And in front of an artificial intelligence assistant to praise the advantages of another robot assistant, what kind of result will it be?

Of course, Angela is different. Artificial intelligence has the nice name of 'Angela', rather than the [product introduction name] which is named after functionality like 'supervisor's assistant' or 'supervisor's assistant'.

When the designer of artificial intelligence named it, you can see the designer's expectation. It is not just a simple hope that artificial intelligence can perform the simple function of "assistant", nor is it an ordinary machine.

What kind of expectations can the designer place on a beautiful AI with impeccable appearance...or what kind of thoughts do they have in designing and creating it?

A pure machine does not need to be named like a human being. When people keep pets, they will call them "Wangcai", "Xiaomi", "Red Dou" and similar names, and the manufactured machines will be called "cleaning robots". Services use highly functional generalizations like 'robot'.

That cannot be called a name, just a 'title'.

"Ugh—I was wrong, Angela, I was really wrong!"

X panted heavily, propped his hands on the table, and didn't get his breath back for a long time.

Because the artificial intelligence doesn't need to take a breath, every time it is so tyrannical to seize the limited air, so that X can hardly breathe.

Although other technologies cannot be sure, but X has experienced the level of artificial intelligence's kiss-seeking level through personal experience.

Maybe it's because of this kind of enthusiasm, it's too dense, X feels that he can't bear it, and the artificial intelligence can be regarded as reluctantly satisfied when seeing X's distressed appearance, and let X go.

This can only be regarded as a small punishment... From another perspective, it can also be understood as a reward, although X himself does not think so.

After all, being able to be kissed by a beautiful secretary is something that many people can't ask for, but obviously, the supervisor X is not among them, and she is a little afraid of the secretary's enthusiasm.

This can also be used as a warning to tell X not to praise how good 'other machines' are in front of him, although the black-haired woman in front of her still didn't understand the meaning of artificial intelligence, but blamed it on AI's unreasonable trouble .

X secretly slandered his secretary's moodiness, and he didn't dare to say anything more. If you say too much, you will lose it. It is because you say something that doesn't pass your brain every day that you will be punished. If the AI ​​is not fast, but—

Why can't I control my mouth, those silly words just popped out on their own.

I don't know if it's a side effect of the simulator. The side effects of long-term simulation are always reflected in all aspects, and the effects are different every time...

It may be the outburst of accumulated negative emotions, or it may be becoming reckless and impulsive, or it may make the body feel something strange, or it may be fiery restlessness...

Resisting the vague agitation in his heart, X became serious and put away his unscrupulous appearance, because the time for joking was over, it was time to get down to business and start working.

"I'll just choose this one... the abnormal body with the number [O-02-98], the other guy, I always feel that if it is contained, it will become very troublesome."

"Well, I'll take a look... I'll approve this agreement. The [Convocation Order] is still very useful. The Control Department will be in charge of this Abnormality. I believe Minister Malkuth will manage it well."

X has not paid attention to the control department for a long time, but today he probably finally focused on this seemingly ordinary department that will be opened on the first day, but in fact it is the most important and critical department.

It may also be that Minister Malkuth really reassured X, so he will pay less attention, and the supervisor will always focus on those departments that are more troublesome and more likely to cause problems...

As it happens, the Security Department and the Training Department are the two that are the least worrying. There will always be a bunch of troublesome problems, and the ministers are also the first-class problem ministers.

Although I may not be dependent on drugs now, it is obvious... This cannot be regarded as a complete solution to the problem, and it is difficult to explain whether this situation has improved.

[Convocation order] is an agreement of the control department. After approving this plan, the company will issue a pager to each employee, so as to notify the employees of the news in a more timely manner——

Call those employees who are not doing their work and are still wandering in the hallway to their respective departments immediately.

All in all, don’t expect too much from employees’ self-discipline. Generally speaking, if you are in a situation where there is no one to supervise you, human instincts will start to fish... Not to mention employees, X himself, who is in charge, is the same of.

If Angela wasn't watching, she even wanted to press the [Pause] button to take a nap.

It is said that some employees will fall asleep inside after performing certain special tool-type abnormalities.

And if the head of the department is negligent and doesn't notice that an employee who went to work hasn't responded for a long time, and the supervisor just happens not to notice that the employee fell asleep inside...

Then the next step may cause a large chain reaction, and the entire company will fall into chaos.

Therefore, it is very important to have an intercom that can be called by the ear at any time, at least to wake up the employees who are dozing off in the room.

"Then [O-02-98] is your responsibility, Malkuth."

X gave instructions to the director of the control department and then ended the conversation, and the conversations with other ministers were kept as brief as possible, mainly asking about the minister's special situation or any special arrangements at work, such as employees practice, training work or something.

But... what should be faced is still to be faced, X adjusted his mentality, and faced his minister as calmly as possible.

"Good morning, Hod, feeling better?"

The head of the training department seemed to be in a good state of mind, much more energetic than usual, with a sweet smile, red lips and white teeth, and bright blue eyes.

"Good morning, Director, I feel better thanks to you!"

The little brown-haired bunny is very energetic, but his gaze is always on X, exploring the neck of X. Such gaze may be a little enthusiastic.

"That... Director... you're okay today (interrupted)"

The head of the training department wanted to say something, but X, who had already entered the working state, didn't want to talk about so many topics.

"Hod, work is over, let's talk about this after get off work, don't talk about irrelevant things during work hours, if there are no work problems, then I will deal with things first."

"Of course, I will consider it according to your work situation."

However, X still did not expressly refuse, and his attitude was warm. This was just a blank space, which could give the ministers enough space to imagine.

X believes that this is a very favorable situation. Appropriate competition among ministers can improve the company's efficiency and performance. In any case, since the enthusiasm of the ministers can be mobilized, it is a good thing.

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The author's words:

I was supposed to ask for leave today, but I suddenly remembered that I still have to push books today, so I can’t take a break. Let’s take another day off tomorrow. Meow~

Friendship push book "I Love Lycia, Executive Officer of the Fools" Yuanshen's orange text

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1. Would you like a dose of enkephalin? : Chapter 118 Today is a day off meow

As in the title, I don’t need to code words on my vacation today. I should have been on vacation yesterday, but when I was eating dinner, I suddenly remembered that I had promised to push books for others, so I still coded with a face of reluctance!

So today, be a lazy dog ​​and lie on the bed for a day~

Taro Panna Cotta Roll, Griddled Bullfrog, Garlic Catfish, Black Pepper Steak, Portuguese Egg Tart

1. Would you like a dose of enkephalin? : Chapter 119 111. Predating Plants, Stinging Buses

Seeking unbearable pleasure often leads to a loss of self.

If the dust falling from those thorns spreads to the world, then people will probably struggle to survive in this life as if they are stuck in a quagmire.

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【O-02-98】The containment unit is located in the newly expanded containment unit of the control department. The control department is responsible for containment and management. This new HE-level anomaly looks like a combination of plants and creatures from the outside. ...

All in all, it's grotesque. Under the cognitive filter, it's a grotesque fairy tale style. It doesn't look scary, but you can know the weirdness in it.

[O-02-98] has a slender body like a snake, twists and turns, and is half floating in the air... As for why it floats, the principle is unclear, and there is no need to delve into it.

But it is actually more like a cactus with a snake body, because it is green, has obvious plant fibers and external features, and has many cactus-like thorns on its body.

The most conspicuous thing is its head. Its head is a huge red flower, bright red, just like the red cheeks painted on by the characters in the drama, pure red, bright red, Only the stamen in the center of the flower is a touch of bright yellow.

This also shows that it is more plant-like than animal-like.

Maybe... it is similar to snake flowers, like some kind of predatory plants, plants with some kind of animal characteristics——

And at the place where the head is about the neck, it hangs a thing that may be a shackle, with a decoration similar to a ruby.

It doesn't look like a vicious abnormality, and it even feels very happy because of the round sesame-like black eyes on the big red flower.

However, it still requires trial and error to fill in the unknown information. The threat posed by abnormalities to employees cannot be underestimated. to assess.

X doesn't want to see the loss of this person. She lost two employees yesterday, and it was the result of her own indulgence. Although the loss of only two employees is insignificant to the company, people always pursue perfection.

Who would want to be able to get the job done without causing serious casualties, right?

Moreover, the death of an employee will affect many aspects, such as the mentality of the minister, the morale of the employees, and the performance appraisal of Angela as a supervisor.

Although the two lost employees, for such a large company, even the waves of stones thrown on the lake are not counted.

But this is not a reason to despise the lives of employees, or deliberately indulge employees to die.

X is not a cruel person, nor does he have any special hobbies. He likes to see others, and takes other people's suffering as his own pleasure.

Every employee is a valuable asset of the company...but how can we avoid losses? Probably only 'cheating'. In the case of unknown intelligence, someone must make a trial and error, and the road of exploration is always accompanied by sacrifice.

But... everything can start all over again.

[Lobotomy Company Simulator - the best office love all-in-one simulator]

[Simulation started——]

[Day10——This is much more powerful than enkephalin~]

[You housed the Abnormal Body numbered [O-02-98] today. It is managed by the Control Department. You are very assured of the ability of the head of the Control Department. You believe that the head of the Control Department will take care of everything]

[When you were monitoring and focusing on other departments, you suddenly received a message from the head of the control department that an employee died in the containment unit of [O-02-98], and the result of his work was 'excellent' , considerable production capacity]

[Given that the employee has withstood the erosive damage from [O-02-98] in the course of his work and the "instinctive" type of work, as well as the excellent work done]

[You speculate that [O-02-98] responds to the results produced by the employee, maybe it is the type that threatens the employee when the work results are 'excellent', you order another employee to respond to [O -02-98】Working on 'oppression']

[Your judgment is not wrong, [O-02-98] likes 'instinct' work, this kind of anomaly likes 'instinct' and hates 'oppression', and the work results are not surprisingly "poor", but you The staff left the containment unit safely]