Don't call me Master, call me Director

Don't call me Master, call me Director!Author: blind の miku sauce

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"Director Matou Shinji, the magical special effects in your fantasy movies are really realistic! How did you do it?"

"Because I shot it with magic."

"Director Matou, why are there almost no mistakes in your historical movies?"

"Because it was personally directed by the people of that era."

"Director Matou, why does Ultraman always like to fight Bajiquan in your special feature film?"

"Because the people inside are the ancestors of Bajiquan."

"Director Matou, why do the heroines in your movies look so alike? Especially those Miss Artoria with the same name and surname."

"This question starts with a mushroom."

"..."

Matou Shinji, he is a generation of visual effects film master, but also a deviant magician, and a master who loves and kills his own heroic spirit.

"I am the best director among masters, and the best master among directors."

Shinji Matou announced proudly.

All Heroic Spirits: "Go away!" *N

Chapter 1 Master, Lancer blew the light bulb

The moonlight in Fuyuki City in winter is clear and bright, quiet and peaceful.

However, what happens under the moonlight is not as poetic as this beautiful scenery.

Boom!

Boom!

"Goo—!"

Emiya Shiro climbed into the warehouse on hands and feet, he looked around anxiously, trying to find something that could be used as a weapon.

But the man chasing after him wouldn't allow him to.

"Is this the end?"

A red light flashed.

The scarlet spear stabbed Emiya Shirou with murderous intent.

"This guy--!"

At the critical moment, Emiya Shiro spread out the poster rolled into a stick with a metallic luster in his hand, and used it as a shield.

Keng!

"what--!"

Emiya Shirou let out a scream.

The poster was pierced by a spear and turned back into ordinary paper.

The power of the spear stabbing remained undiminished, even piercing through the lamp in the corner.

Click.

With the lights off, the brightness of the warehouse suddenly dimmed.

"what--!"

Emiya Shirou was blown away by the impact of the spear coming out, and bounced against the wall.

"Huh...huh..."

Emiya Shirou sat on the floor, clutching his heart tightly with his right hand.

Just when he was about to grab something that could be used as a weapon and raised his head——

"It's over. The one just now gave me a shock, kid."

Standing in front of him was the man who was wearing a blue tights and holding a red spear, who had been chasing him, and the point of the gun was aimed at his heart impartially.

"..."

Shirou Emiya knew that he had already lost.

His eyes were fixed on the tip of the gun, and he didn't even know what the man said.

"Then, let's end here."

The man's hand is gone.

The silver light of the Mercedes-Benz flashed, and the target was Emiya Shirou's heart.

"Stop kidding! How could I—"

At this critical moment, Emiya Shirou shouted with all his strength.

"—Die meaninglessly here!"

The miracle responded to Emiya Shirou's cry, and a glowing magic circle appeared under him.

"Huh? Is it possible?"

Amidst the dazzling light, a blue-clothed girl in armor appeared in front of Emiya Shirou.

Keng!

The girl seemed to be holding something in her hand, and she flicked away the spear that was about to pierce Emiya Shirou.And rushed towards the man without hesitation.

"Is it really the seventh?!"

The man holding the deflected spear collided with the girl who was waving "something" in her hand.

Sparks explode again!

"Tsk."

After receiving a blow from the girl who had just appeared, he realized that the battle in the warehouse was not good for him, so the man with the long spear took a few steps back and quickly withdrew from the warehouse.

The girl did not pursue, but stood still and turned around slowly.

The silver moonlight that shot into the warehouse shone on the girl in knight attire, making people feel so holy and noble.

"..."

Emiya Shirou couldn't make a sound.

Because the girl in front of him was so beautiful that he lost his words.

"..."

The girl stared at Shirou Emiya with jewel-like pupils without emotion.

"..."

"..."

After staring at Shirou for a long time, the girl tilted her head to one side and said in a dignified voice:

"Arnold...Master. Lancer poked the lamp and exploded. Is it impossible to shoot this one?"

Not far away, a blue-haired boy sitting on the director's chair frowned hard after hearing this sentence.

"Cut! This one must not pass."

The boy waved the directing tube in his hand, signaling to other crew members to suspend their work.

"Everyone, arrange it quickly, and start over later."

After speaking, Shinji stood up from the chair, walked to the center of the set, and stretched out his hand to pull Shirou up from the ground.

"Thanks, Shinji."

Shirou patted the debris off his body and said with a smile.

"Well, Shirou, hurry up and change your clothes, it will take a while to start again."

The boy named Shinji put his hand on his chin, looked at Artoria, and said so.

"OK."

Shirou nodded.

Knowing that Shen Er had something to say to the knight girl, he hurriedly withdrew.

"Master, what do you want from me?"

Artoria directly confirmed to Shen Er that this aggressive appearance made Shen Er think of a serious soldier.

Shen Er nodded and said: "Well, the expression is good, and the camera sense is also very good. Remember to maintain this level when you retake the film."

"Yes, thank you for the compliment."

Artoria nodded slightly, even though she was praised, she didn't show any more correct feelings.

Seeing that his Servant is so serious, Shinji, who originally just wanted to give him some advice, thought of teasing him.

"Saber, come here."

"Is there a problem?"

Arturia walked up to Shinji with a blank expression.

What Shen Er summoned was the most classic version of the Silly Hair King. Artoria of this spirit foundation was only 1.5 meters tall, just around Shen Er's shoulders. She was considered a very petite girl.

However, the petite girl who shoulders the heavy responsibility of the entire country was originally an important setting for the role of Artoria.

But Shinji looked further, he hoped that Saber could have more other expressions, even if he couldn't become a little angel like Saber Lily, at least he would be a little girlish.

[Otherwise, it will be very difficult to promote movie actors in the future. 】

Shen Er sighed, he raised the directing tube in his hand, and under Artoria's expectant eyes, hit her head with a "boom".

"Master, do you have a tendency to hit people at will?"

Arturia looked at Shinji in confusion, full of puzzlement.

"Saber, I should have told you!"

Shinji put the directing tube on Artoria's head, and kept turning it.

"Before my director yells "Cut", unless I get hurt, I have to keep acting according to the script!"

Artoria nodded slightly: "So...it seems to be true...Sorry, Master, I was wrong."

"..."

The corner of Shen Er's mouth twitched.

Arturia's tone was too flat, it was really difficult for people to feel the sincerity of the apology.

[I can't help it, you forced me to use the trick. 】

Shen Er took away the directing tube, gently stroked Artoria's cheek with his hand, and smiled evilly.

"I believe that our Lord King Arthur will definitely remember every word Director Master said, and execute it seriously, right?"

Before Artoria could answer, Shen Er's expression changed, and he threatened in a low voice.

"If you can't do it, I'll use the command spell to prohibit you from eating snacks on the set!"

Artoria couldn't help taking a step back when she heard this.

"Why is this... so despicable, Master."

The look in Artoria's eyes was finally no longer the indifference of Furui Wubo, but a trace of panic was replaced.

Even if it was only a little bit, Shinji was very satisfied.

[Sure enough, compared to ordinary girls, this kind of girl with awe-inspiring temperament feels more fulfilled in the strategy.Especially tearing off that glamorous appearance, it is really the best. 】

"Then, what about your answer, Saber?"