Don't call me Master, call me Director

Anyway, Shen Er scratched his head when he was choosing this actor, and almost made Yan Qing dress up as a beautiful woman and let Shirou molested him in front of the camera.

Fortunately, Little Brother Yi is loyal and unyielding, and would rather die than obey, repeatedly saying "Unless you use 2 Command Spells, Master, I will not die."

In the end, the second master did the math, and it was really not worthwhile to exchange two Command Seals for a bonus lens, so he gave up.

Of course, this is also related to Shen Er's finding a suitable candidate from among the actresses who are willing to take off, otherwise, maybe he really has to wrong Brother Yi.

As for Enkidu, another hero who can dress up, Shen Er didn't even think about it.

Bullying Yanqing, a loner, and bullying Enkidu + Gilgamesh are two different concepts.

Although the actress who was discovered by Shen Er is not as good as the three major heroines of Fate, she is definitely a beauty, and more importantly, this young lady has a really good figure.

How to describe this bulging figure... Probably just not losing to the Westward Journeyman, and not letting the gun be dumbfounded, even if Minamoto Raimiko's mother came, I guess she would not be much better than her.

Compared with Miss Lin's figure that will definitely starve the child to the bony figure, it can really be said that there is a world of difference.

Of course, although the second master modified the plot, he did not let go of his childhood sweetheart who fell in love with each other and his beloved sister.

In the last few seconds of this erotic dream, Shinji still let Rin and Sakura appear in the camera.

In Shinji's words, although the woman aroused Emiya Shiro's physical desire, he finally faced his emotions directly, so the face of the woman in the dream jumped from a stranger to the person he admired (Rin), and then to the one he liked. people (Sakura).

Because only the face is shown in the plot for a few seconds, and the body below the neck will not appear in the screen, Rin and Sakura finally agreed while pinching their noses.

But agreeing to agree, Rin and Sakura are still quite dissatisfied with Shen Er's decision.

"Is this the only thing in your mind?! Shen Er, you really should die for me!"

Rin complained so much.

Don't think that Rin doesn't know what Shen Er is connoting, those physical things are compulsory courses for magicians.

At that time, Shen Er was already mentally prepared to be given a set of Bajiquan by Miss Lin. Anyway, it’s not like he had never done such a thing as a sandbag. The moment he was beaten, he used strengthening magic on his body, and he couldn’t even understand Wuqing. Leave.

After all, there is always a price to pay for what you want to get these days, and even magical girls are not happy to gain power for no reason.

You say yes, QB?

To Shen Er's surprise, Miss Lin's fist didn't come down, and he escaped without any danger.

However, now that Shen Er has lived to the point where Rin would let him go.

"I'm stupid, really."

Shen Er lowered his head and murmured.

At this time, he was kneeling on the floor of his home, and there were several large books thick with bricks on his knees.

"If I knew there would be today, I shouldn't be watching discs at home. Is this also within your calculations... Tohsaka Rin?!"

Sakura, who was sitting on the sofa, stared and said coldly, "What are you talking about?"

"Nothing at all!"

Sakura looked at the TV and snorted with a sneer: "Every time there is Tohsaka-senpai, even if I become the heroine, do you still have no sense of existence? Or brother, do you think Tohsaka-senpai is better? "

Shen Er retorted subconsciously: "She is such a fart, she has nothing but legs, so she is as fleshy as you."

Sakura's expression turned cold in an instant: "Senior Emiya, why don't you work harder?!"

"Okay, my lord."

Shirou, who has a strong desire to survive, showed his dog-legged demeanor at this time, and then stacked books on Shinji's lap.

"Sorry, Shinji."

Shinji rolled his eyes at Shirou's gesture of apologizing.

[I know I'm sorry, so don't take out the heaviest books in my house! 】

Of course, Shen Er knew that this was still his own problem. If Sakura hadn't become gentle these two days, he wouldn't have fallen into this simple trap.

Looking back now, I softened myself with a gentle offensive a week in advance, because the punishment of Sakura today was really terrible.

Compared to his miserable self, Shirou is much luckier. He only needs to move the books, and he also dawdles with the beautiful woman in the camera.

"Tsk, I'm sore."

Shinji stared at Shirou and said.

Shirou retorted: "I still hate you, I don't have such good luck as you."

Shen Er gritted his teeth and said: "It's all about luck, but I can't do anything when Sakura looks at me. If it wasn't for Sakura, I would definitely have given birth to several Mordreds with Artoria."

"..."

Arturia glanced down at the curry stick wrapped in the Wind King enchantment in her hand, but said nothing.

"Shenji, please don't brag, show your courage in the clock tower." Shirou said coldly.

"Your sister is like a ghost, you will flash around as a light bulb as soon as you pick up a girl, no matter how much you can flirt, you won't be able to stand it!"

"..."

Sakura, who heard the conversation between the two on the side, looked at her fist, not knowing what she was thinking.

However, Shen Er had forgotten that there were people around, and he said directly: "Really, if there is no Sakura watching from the side, the Heroic Spirits are still easy to attack. A Servant with Doberman attributes like Medusa , a little love is enough."

Although Shen Er was talking about Xingyue's original design, no matter how he said it, it didn't taste right, which naturally aroused his dissatisfaction.

"..."

There seemed to be a few blue veins throbbing on Medusa's forehead, and the stakes of the chain were also clenched tightly.

"Ahem, I've run out of books, I'll get a new one."

Shirou, who has always been naive, showed a rare desire to survive at this time. He rushed out of the room directly under the pressure-filled gazes of the three women.

At this moment, Shen Er also knew that he was talking too much bullshit.

He also wanted to flee behind Shirou, but the book on his knee made him stay where he was sadly.

"Brother, do you have any last words?"

Sakura lightly stroked Shinji's hair, and said with a bright smile.

"...Please be gentle, I'm afraid of pain."

"I will fulfill your request, Master."

Arturia nodded and raised her hands.

◇◆◇◆◇◆◇◆◇◆◇◆Omit the dividing line that is too bloody ◇◆◇◆◇◆◇◆◇◆◇◆

While Shinji was in pain and unhappy, the first batch of viewers who watched the second episode of HF were still reminiscing about the ending.

At this time, the mentality of the male audience of the Magician Club is very contradictory. On the one hand, they hope that there will be more such scenes, so that they can see more benefits; on the other hand, they also hope that there will be fewer such scenes, so as not to be rejected by the girls around them .

But in any case, the beginning of the second episode whetted the appetite of the audience and gave them enough expectations for the next plot.

However, these audiences don't know that the scene at the beginning is already the largest eclectic scene in this episode.

Although there was a more exciting dew point scene after that, it was the plot of Lord Chong plundering the body.

The first physiological reaction the audience sees is definitely a surge of adrenaline, not hormones.

If there is really an audience who can use that episode to upgrade their own XP system, Er Ye promises to like it and call 110.

Chapter 151 Run, Wang Sauce!

"You said, how many followers will die in this episode?"

Although the beginning of HF made the mouth dry, but several boys felt that it was not a problem for them to swallow their saliva all the time.

You must know that if you just stare and say nothing, the girls around you will definitely classify you as perverts and perverts.

In order to avoid their own death, and to cover up the embarrassment of seeing the sexy scenes, several boys took the initiative to discuss the topic.

"Kojiro and Medea died in the last episode, but a Hassan was added, and the total should be exactly one less."

Chai Song snapped his fingers and said, "The HF version has a total of 6 episodes. According to the tradition of leaving only Saber to destroy the Holy Grail, including the newly added Hassan, a total of 8 heroic spirits will die."

"8?"

Cai Song retorted: "Originally there are 7, plus Hassan and Gilgamesh, my math is not taught by a Mandarin teacher, thank you."

"Rider and two from Ryudongji have already died, and there are 5 left. On average, one should die every episode."

The other party was not embarrassed, and showed off his primary school mathematics by the way.

"Then who do you think will be next?"

"Who else must start with a character who has a small role and is not important to the development of the plot. I think it is probably the big blue dog."

("Ah!" Cu Chulainn sneezed in Fuyuki City.)

Chai Song asked curiously: "Hey, isn't that dog quite able to live? Whether it's UBW or the movie version, he has survived to the end...although there are really not many scenes."

("Ah!" Cu Chulainn sneezes a second time.)

"Think about it, the protagonist group of this movie will definitely not be reduced so quickly, and the Matou family and the Liudongsi group have already left the stage, so the only ones left are Ilya and Lan Gouzi."

"Unless that Gympika messes things up again, we must start with the simple ones first. So if it's not the dog's death, who is it?"

("Sneeze!" Cu Chulainn completed a three-sneeze combo.)

After listening, Chai Song nodded thoughtfully: "So, Lancer should be the next one to die?"

"Most likely." The other party smiled proudly, "In the future, it should be Hercules, Heroic Emiya, Hassan this time, and Gilgamesh will undoubtedly act as the final boss again at the end. Shinji Matou I've figured out all the tricks."

"really?"

Chai Song was deeply skeptical about this. When chasing UBW last time, they thought they could already guess the plot development, but the reality is that Matou Shinji's plot development always exceeded their expectations.

But if you want to say that Matou Shinji is playing tricks on purpose, just to make everyone guess wrong, this director often embeds the dark thread of the story development into the previous plot.

"I don't think it should be that simple..."

Cai Song's hesitation failed to impress the other party's self-confidence: "Just watch it, I will definitely guess it right."

Unfortunately, the following plot did not unfold as quickly as everyone thought.

The first half hour of the second episode is full of various foreshadowing dramas, as well as the emotional scenes between Shirou and Sakura.

The foreshadowing part of the literary play is basically to let the audience know that the protagonist group already knows what happened at Liudong Temple and has a plan for the next battle.

However, this part of the serious plot is less than 10 minutes long, and most of the scenes of the literary drama are still devoted to Shirou and Sakura's love affair.

It is intentional for Shinji to arrange so many emotional scenes between Sakura and Shirou.

Most of the audience watched HF after watching UBW, so the audience knew very well the status of the ideal of "becoming a partner of justice" in Emiya Shiro's mind, and it is not an exaggeration to call it a spiritual pillar.

And the most essential part of the role of [Emiya Shiro] in the HF line is that he gave up his ideals and chose the person he loves.

Regardless of whether the audience likes this change or not, only from the perspective of the script, Emiya Shiro's change is very important to the overall direction of the story.

Just because it is important, this change must be reasonable, otherwise the whole story will collapse because of this unreasonable change.

And to make the audience feel that Emiya Shiro's choice of "abandoning his ideals and choosing Sakura" is credible, then the audience must know how important Sakura is in Emiya Shiro's mind.

Sakura and Shirou talked again and again, and the two told each other their love for each other again and again. These are the motivations for Emiya Shirou's change of mind.

Of course, Shen Er believes that there will definitely be impatient audiences who fast-forward and skip this part of the literary drama, and then go directly to the action part.

There is a high probability that these people will say on the Internet that the character is OOC, that Matou Shinji is filming the plot indiscriminately, and those who go too far will even shout "Matou Shinji is a filmmaker, he knows a fart Fate" and other violent things Argument.

For these people, Shen Er will not pay attention to them, he will lose face if he goes to talk to these people in person.

Shen Er doesn't think that such a trivial matter needs to be done by himself, and his core fan group will cite one reason after another to refute the remarks of those sunspots.

Raising soldiers for a thousand days and using them for a short period of time, Shen Er has always cared for Miss Alice's team, just to let them come in handy at this time.

It's just that these core fans who should have waved the flag for Shen Er still can't understand Shen Er's "good intentions" at this time.

Facing one love scene after another, many people felt a little impatient.

"I strongly suspect that Matou Shinji's emotional life in real life has been stimulated, otherwise why would he feed us so much dog food!" Chaisong complained while eating snacks.

He knew it wasn't good to eat late at night, but without snacks he would be stuffed with dog food.

"Wait a little longer. According to the structure of the first episode, the action scene should start in half an hour."

Youzhu's guess is obviously much more accurate than another brother with a mustache.

Well...you can't say that, because Lancer really made an appearance.