Don't call me Master, call me Director

"You don't even check the time, how do you know?"

Artoria pouted and retorted, she was very dissatisfied with Shinji's perfunctory attitude.

"Because it hasn't been 30 seconds since your last question, I just looked up and it's only 56 minutes." Shen Er replied angrily, "Also, this is the 46th time you asked the time, and there are less than 5 minutes left , just bear with it."

Artoria puffed up her cheeks: "However, there are still 5 minutes! People can't wait. Master, can we show the film a few minutes earlier?"

Hearing Artoria's almost coquettish tone, Shinji shook his head helplessly.

Ms. Knight Wang is so eager to play the disc by herself, of course not because she wants to watch the latest episode of HF, but because she can go to eat the snacks on the coffee table after the broadcast starts.

The two ceremonies are worthy of being the No. 1 cooking skill of Xingyue appointed by Mushroom. The dim sum she made is really beautiful and delicious.

As for how delicious it is, you can see it from Arturia's constantly moving body, heavy breathing, dilated pupils, and flushed face.

Ms. Knight Wang's [-] million Internet addiction withdrawal reaction is thanks to Miss Shi's snacks.

In the previous two ceremonies, the dim sum was taken out, and after everyone shared two pieces to taste, Shen Er decided to eat the rest of the dim sum when it was on the plate.

Only a small bite of Artoria is certainly not enough, and now her mind is full of another bite of snacks.

In fact, Artoria wouldn't be so cute if she could eat snacks with her hands.

Naihe Hong A and Sister R sandwiched her between each other like two guardians, whenever she had the tendency to raise her arms to take food, they would directly stop her.

This allowed Arturia to keep asking questions.

"Master, are you okay?"

Hearing Artoria's 47th question, Shinji replied helplessly: "Wait a minute, there are still 3 minutes."

Arturia is dead serious at all other times, but she has no resistance at all when facing food, perfectly showing the innocence of a 16-year-old girl.

【That fellow Merlin, didn't he train her to be like this on purpose? 】

Shen Er asked suspiciously in his heart.

With the bad taste of that old internet scammer, Er Ye really doubted that he had guessed right.

[Next time I have a chance to summon that white hair, I will definitely pluck him into a bald man. 】

Just to satisfy his own bad taste, he raised Artoria to be such a foodie and caused trouble for himself. Shinji felt that he should let that guy have a long memory.

"Brother Shen Er."

The two ceremonies were a bit unbearable, and she suggested in a low voice: "It's okay for us to start early, right? There's no need to delay the time so much."

Shen Er hesitated for a few seconds, then shook his head slightly: "No, Grandpa said it's best to wait until 0 o'clock today before showing the film."

"Grandpa Zouyan?" The two ceremonies were a little confused, "Why? Could it be some kind of magic ceremony?"

"Probably not."

Although he vetoed it verbally, but after being reminded by the two ceremonies, Shen Er also had a little doubt about Zou Yan's words.

[The old man is not really holding back some big moves, is he?Otherwise, why did I have to put the disc after 0:[-] today? 】

While Shinji was meditating, Arturia interrupted him loudly.

"Master! It's 0 o'clock!"

"Okay, I get it now."

Shen Er looked up, and after confirming that the time had really come, he unpacked the DVD and put the disc into the machine.

Seeing Shinji squatting down, Artoria hurriedly opened the lid of the dessert.

"Just open the lid~ Archer, don't get excited." Sensing the sight of the red A on the side, Artoria hurriedly explained.

"Humph."

Red A snorted coldly and said nothing, but he didn't stop Arturia's behavior.

"Indeed, there is no harm in preparing for the cash withdrawal."

Medusa said with a gentle expression, but her eyes kept staring at the snack box.

"Hoo~ Miss Liangyi is amazing, it's the first time I've eaten such a delicious snack." Sakura leaned her body forward as she spoke, as if she was ready to strike at any time.

"That dessert is really delicious. It's the best thing I've ever eaten since I was summoned." Enkidu nodded, and then turned his head and said, "Gill, take out the wine. Food and wine are the best."

Shinji didn't realize that the guys behind him were all in preparation mode.

After he pressed the play button leisurely, he turned his head and said curiously to Liang Yi: "Miss Liang Yi, your cooking skills..."

Before he could finish speaking, the second the sound came from the TV, everyone in the lounge started the mad rush mode.

"Dim sum, dim sum!"

"King of Knights! Don't lift this box up, it's a foul!"

"Sister Rider, I want a matcha cake."

"Ah, this Strawberry Daifuku is not bad. Damn! Gorgon, you actually use petrified eyes!!"

"Sakura, your cake."

"Grass plus pancakes, three-color meatballs...Hey, Jill don't grab the same kind of dim sum with me, you go get another box, and then we will share it!"

"Fuck! I'm choking, where's the drink? Drink..."

Shen Er stared blankly at the group of people crazily scrambling for food, even put down the teacup in his hand during the two rituals, and looked at the group of people speechlessly.

Since it was a snack for the meeting ceremony, she made a lot of it on purpose, and the portion should be enough. As for grabbing it so much?

Soon, the two ceremonies realized that they really had to grab it.

Because Artoria is too crazy, with this catfish, if others don't snatch it, she might really eat it all by herself.

And when one person robs, other people must also do it if they don't want to suffer a loss, and the result is that everyone is in a mess.

Seeing the snacks in the box decrease at a speed visible to the naked eye, Shen Er, who couldn't squeeze into the "battlefield", became anxious.

"You guys are aggressive, save some for me!"

Shinji slapped the head of Artoria who was grabbing food.

However, Artoria didn't hear what her Master said at this time, her mouth and brain were already filled with snacks.

I don't even know what's on the TV.

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Compared with the extremely chaotic employee lounge of Xingyue Company, the Magician's Club is much more orderly.

After finishing off a "red-haired traitor" who tried to sneak into the first-time team, Youzhu and the others concentrated on watching the third episode of HF.

Although the tea table around them was also full of food, these ordinary snacks were not as exciting as the TV series to them.

Although Shen Er's HF is a live-action film based on the theater version of his previous life, there are still some differences in many places.

For example, in the theatrical version, in order to make the plot of Shirou’s rescue of Illya look more reasonable, the plot that should have happened in the first timeline to gain Illya’s favor was deliberately moved to the beginning of the second theatrical version.

UFO Club did this because the release time of the two theatrical versions was one year apart. If Illya’s plot is placed in the original place, it is likely to make people forget the first theatrical version after watching it for too long, and only watch the second theatrical version. viewers are confused.

However, Shen Er thinks that the UFO club is simply worrying about the sky, or that eating salty radish is not worrying.

How can there be passerby fans who watch FSN these days?

Even if there are fans of passers-by, they still can't understand what they should not understand. It will not improve the overall friendliness of the theater version to passers-by audiences because of such a little care for the plot of passers-by audiences.

In contrast, Shen Er has restored the plot of the game more.

Because the difference between the two albums is only one month, Shen Er does not have to assume what will happen if fans forget the previous plot.

The beginning of the series follows the ending of the last episode, the Battle of Liudong Temple. Shirou, who lost Saber, returned to Emiya Mansion in desperation. He was greeted by a gentle and virtuous purple-haired passer-by.

"Matou Shinji really likes her younger sister, and he is so tireless in painting her face in the album."

Fujita said with emotion: "Why don't I have such a good brother? In that case, I can also become a star."

"I don't think that's the case." Youzhu said with a frown, "Mr. Jiantong doesn't even let himself go, and insults himself in all kinds of ways in his works."

"Mr. Matou like this should not be the kind of director who deliberately shows his face to the camera in order to praise his sister."

Fujita retorted: "Ms. Kuonji, maybe that's not the case. Maybe that guy is a helper demon?"

"Anyway, I'm really envious of Shirou Emiya." Said Chai Song greedily, "No matter which version you are in, you can meet a good woman. If I can have a virtuous girlfriend like Matou Sakura, I will love it too Can not be done."

"I always feel that Matou Sakura's situation is not right. The front is so perfect, it's hard to say that there won't be a knife in the back."

Youzhu obviously has a different view on what Chai Song said.

"Think about it, Emiya Kiritsugu's family started so well in Fate/zero..."

Youzhu's guess is quite correct.

After swiping Sakura's favorability again, the following plot gradually penetrated into the unknown side of the Matou family.

Sakura Matou's original perfect image of Yamato Nadeko began to gradually collapse, and HF began to darken both in terms of visual significance and plot significance.

First, Shirou discovered the clues of the hairband through the photos of Rin when he was a child, and began to think about Sakura's identity.

Immediately afterwards, Shirou, who returned home, received a duel call from Shinji Matou.

Matou Shinji, who was jealous and hated Shirou, held Sakura hostage, and then ordered Shirou to rush to the school alone for a duel between Masters.

"Why is Matou Shinji fighting Emiya Shirou at school again?"

Fujita complained loudly: "This is the third time. Could it be that director Shinji Matou has a special fondness for school uniforms, so he likes to see people fighting in school uniforms?"

"Maybe he was a scumbag when he was in school, and he wanted to tear down the school in his dreams. That's why he fights in the school every time, so as to satisfy his desire to tear down the school?"

Cai Song also guessed maliciously.

No way, Matou Shinji was too obsessed with the school, so he had to have such doubts.

Chapter 163 Take two cards, one for sin and one for π

In fact, from the setting point of view, Matou Shinji's choice of school is easy to understand. Whoever goes to the wormhole in Matou's house is an idiot.

On the other hand, for Matou Shinji, who doesn't pay much attention at home, but can get along well at school, school may be a place where he feels more secure than home.

After all, at home, he can only play duplicity, thinking about his good friend's sister all day long.

But in school, Matou Shinji was surrounded by a crowd, relying on his status as a rich second generation to mess around, he could be called a fighter among scumbags.

Stewardess, young model, school belle, student girl... you can play whichever you want.

Well, it seems that except for the last one, the other kinds of scumbags can't be played.

After all, the school belle of Hokunhara Academy is Miss Tohsaka Rin...

However, Shen Er in this world has played through all the above options.

Not to mention the stewardess and young models, but as for the school belle, although it is not Rin Tosaka, the school belle of Hokunhara Academy, Cloris was also a flower on the university campus back then.

But, Slag Er... No, it's Matou Shinji.

No matter which version Matou Shinji is, in addition to being as keen on school fights as the gangsters, he also especially likes to shake people when he can't be beaten.

Looking at it this way, Matou Shinji's fighting routine is not too different from that of a punk.

First of all, people are very addicted to food. No matter what the situation, they like to provoke the opponent and make the opponent fight with themselves.

It's a pity that the FSN version of Shinji Matou is not even a rookie magician, because even a standard rookie like Emiya Shiro can easily beat him in magic.

As for hand-to-hand combat, Matou Shinji, the young master, was no match for Emiya Shirou, who liked to carry a wooden sword at night to fight for justice.

"The classic movie version of the battle is re-enacted, except that there is an extra Sakura Matou."

Seeing Matou Shinji being knocked to the ground by Emiya Shirou's friendly face-shattering fist, Cloris, who rarely participated in the Xingyue Company tasting party, complained like this.

"I can imagine what my brother will do next." Sakura squinted her eyes as well, following Cloris's boring remark, "He will definitely shout "Rider, fuck me!" "Something like that."

"Rider, fuck me!"

Sure enough, after finding that he couldn't beat Emiya Shirou, Matou Shinji decisively ordered Rider to fight Emiya Shirou, and tried to put Shirou to death.

Sakura cast a glance at Shen Er, who was sitting next to her and gnawed on potato chips angrily—in the dim sum war just now, Er Ye didn't grab anything.

"Ah, what did you say?"

With a piece of potato chips in his mouth, Shen Er raised his head blankly.

Sakura sighed helplessly: "Sure enough, no matter which version of brother it is, he will never learn a lesson, and always likes to repeat the same mistakes."