Don't call me Master, call me Director

"Wait a minute, Master."

Arturia wanted to resist, but unfortunately it was too late.

The Command Seal on Shen Er's body had already glowed red.

"In the name of the command spell, Artoria, follow my orders and be a gentle and good parent."

So, when Mordred returned to the set with a sushi takeaway, she was greeted by a knight king with an extremely gentle smile—the kind that was so gentle that he forced a smile on his face.

"Father...Your Majesty, I'm back."

Mordred gave the sushi box to Artoria.

"Mordred, you're back."

Arturia's body was covered in goose bumps from her sweet and greasy voice.

[Master!You are dead! 】

However, Shen Er did not feel scared, but gave a thumbs up instead.

"Good Job, Miss Knight King!"

"Yes... yes, I'm back."

Mordred instinctively felt something was wrong, but she was glad her father could laugh at her.

【Could it be that Master's good boy project has finally come to fruition? 】

"Hey, thank you for touching your head for a good boy."

Shinji who was standing behind Artoria reminded in a low voice.

"Master, that is a pet."

Artoria gritted her teeth and retorted.

Although she was very reluctant in her heart, under the command spell, Arturia still touched her child's head.

"Yeah, what a good boy."

"Father actually touched me~~"

Mordred was very moved, she really showed the eyes of a small animal.

"Then, smile and invite Xiao Mo to eat."

"Come on, let's have lunch together."

"Really? Father... Your Majesty, you usually eat alone."

"It's good to have parent-child interaction once in a while, isn't it?"

Artoria didn't want to say that, but the Command Seal forced her to smile.

Only at this moment did Artoria know what it means to be bound in a cocoon.

"Come on, Master. Take a picture of us, and it will be a record of our growth."

Even though she was very reluctant in her heart, Artoria followed Shinji's instructions and invited him.

"Come, enjoy the parent-child interaction and leave a record of the child's growth."

Shen Er happily accepted the task, and frantically pressed the shutter.

Although they ate together, in fact Artoria and Mordred did eat their own food.

Shen Eryin, who discovered this, said with a smile, "Come on, Artoria. Feed Mordred some sushi."

"Hello... sushi?"

Arturia's whole body froze.

"Hey, father feed me?!"

Mordred's face visibly changed to the same color as her dress.

"Come on, Artoria." Shinji gave a thumbs up, "Remember to put your left hand [-] degrees below the right hand holding the sushi, and then say "ah~mm~oh~", this is the perfect feeding .”

"Master!!!!"

Artoria gritted her teeth, but she had to follow Shinji's order to reach out to Mordred.

"Come on, ah~um~oh~"

"Father...Father, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

The bomb named Mordred exploded directly.

half an hour later...

Medusa, who finally got rid of her sister, saw Arturia and Mordred lying on the floor of the green room, with white towels on their foreheads.

"Well...gentleness...this is gentleness..."

"Father...hehe...Father...hahaha...hahahaha..."

Medusa asked with a black face: "Shen Er, what's the situation with the two of them?"

"Artoria put too much pressure on herself because she was doing things she wasn't used to, and she just collapsed from exhaustion."

Shinji, who was viewing the photos, looked up with a smile and replied.

"What about the other one?"

"Mordred? She was too excited to be taken care of, and she couldn't afford to have a high fever."

Looking at the murmuring father and son of the Knight King, Ms. R sighed deeply: "Master, it's enough to stop playing lightly."

"Don't worry, it won't affect the shooting." Shen Er replied comfortably, "But the next days should not be boring."

[So, you don't deny playing tricks, do you? ! 】

Chapter 202 Joan of Arc: Master is really a villain!

Don't look at Shen Er playing crazy in the crew, but Shen Er is the only one who really has the energy to play.

And the only one in the crew who was actually played by Shinji during the American time was Artoria, who was only in charge of a temporary cameo.

As for Mordred, she is an active hooker, responsible for forming a father-son relationship with her father.

It may be a bit dirty to say so, but it is also true.

When most people in the FA crew are not filming, they are not busy taking actor classes, but they have to help set up the set.

Want to play?There are no doors!

And even if the actors do have to play on set, it's no fun.

Except for Shinji, who is a master of bad taste who takes father and son as fun, for Servant, no matter how complete the facilities on the set are, it can't compare with the comfort level of Fuyuki city.

Among other things, the food in the city alone is far better than the set.

Shen Er is not Toei, so it is impossible to transfer the post-production special effects cost to the set food cost.

Although it wasn't too far from the set to downtown Fuyuki City, except for Altria, who wanted to punish Mordred, no one would be willing to travel that far just to have a meal.

After all, most of the heroic spirits on the set have just been summoned, and they have no savings at all.

With food provided on the set, he was naturally unwilling to travel that far.

"But sitting on the roadside seat in a cafe like this, enjoying a cappuccino with chestnut cake is indeed a treat - the only pity is that this is not France."

Miss Jeanne enjoyed such a leisurely life very much.

For her who lived in war years, such peaceful time is simply a luxury.

Joan of Arc is actually very satisfied with the experience of being summoned and then entering the FA crew.

Although due to tight course time and other reasons, Joan of Arc is not like the previous batch of summoned heroic spirits, who can enjoy modern life as soon as she arrives in this world.

But Joan still regards her current life as a paradise—it would be great if her Master could be a little more serious.

Joan of Arc is definitely not the first Servant to think so, and certainly not the last.

Just like most Servants' evaluation of Shinji - generally speaking, Matou Shinji is indeed a good Master, but his bad taste is too much.

If Shinji Matou encounters a matter of life and death, the Servants will definitely act desperately.

But if it was just a prank, 99.99999% of the heroic spirits would choose to stand and admire it from a distance, and laugh "I think of happy things.JPG".

Joan is an exception among Servants, she will not laugh at Shinji, and even hopes to correct some aspects of him.

It's a pity that Joan's behavior was not very successful, but was fooled by Shen Er to do a lot of things that Joan thought was out of line afterwards.

For example, in order to show the feeling of being a female high school girl who was possessed by Leticia before, Joan of Arc followed Sakura to a Japanese high school for a few days at the request of Shinji.

Afterwards, Joan realized that Japanese high schools and French high schools are completely different!

It's a pity that it was too late, Shen Er had already obtained a lot of photos of Joan of Arc female high school students in those few days, and used them for future publicity (private) (human) materials (treasures) (collection).

However, the experience of high school students in those few days was not completely useless, at least under Shen Er's intentional guidance, Miss Joan of Arc was no longer that illiterate saint, with a little student's bookish air.

Although only a little bit.

But Joan herself didn't think so. She felt that she was Leticia, the ordinary female high school student living in a peaceful age.

Go to school in peaceful France and immerse yourself in knowledge every day.

Although she is struggling with mathematics and has a lot of adolescent troubles, she is undoubtedly a girl who loves life.

It is not surprising that Joan of Arc would have such ardent fantasies.

When she was alive, reading was an extravagant thing.

So Shen Er didn't bother Miss Saintess' fantasies anymore, anyway, such fantasies are not harmful to the performance.

"Master, really, what does it mean that a saint who has such a little girl's view is cute, so please keep it... Does he think I'm a three-year-old girl?"

"of course not."

At some point, Shen Er sat in front of Joan of Arc.

"At least 10 years old is still there." Shen Er replied seriously.

The corner of Joan's mouth twitched, she knew why the Red A gang always liked to play tricks on him.

"Master, is your hobby a limitless pursuit of death?"

Shen Er picked up his own coffee and took a sip: "I just say what comes to mind, which is an advantage."

"Where is the advantage?"

Joan retorted.

"Of course it's an advantage, it's called straightforwardness." Shen Er replied, "So I will help you realize all your Servants' dreams during your lifetime."

"Dream? Master, have you fulfilled any of my dreams?" Joan was confused.

Shen Er pretended to be harmless to humans and animals and replied: "Don't you like books very much? Do you want to swim in the ocean of knowledge?"

"That's why you buried me in a book?!"

Jeanne, who understood what Shinji was talking about, couldn't hold back her smile.

That's her first shot as Leticia:

Letitia, who was looking for information in the school library, was suddenly caught by Joan of Arc, and she fell off the shelf.

Relying on Joan's nimble hands and feet, Leticia grabbed the bookcase in mid-air.

As a result, the bookcase she was climbing tipped forward and hit the next row of bookcases.

Then the bookcase that fell knocked down the bookcase behind it.

In the end, the bookcases in the school library were like dominoes, one by one pushed down one after another...

When Leticia came back to her senses, she had already been buried by the book.

Just like the literal meaning of what Shen Er said just now, she is really integrated with the book, physically.

However, Joan of Arc did not admit defeat, she seized the loophole in Shen Er's language and said: "The filming is just a book of props! That is not an ocean of knowledge at all, is it?"

Shen Er glared: "Miss Saint, you still want to use the real book? What if it is damaged? I thought you would be a person who cherishes books, Miss Saint, it seems that's all there is to it."

"I...you..."