Don't call me Master, call me Director

"Master, I still want to eat..."

Joan of Arc's forehead was covered with black lines, and her entire face was filled with depression.

The extra foodie setting that Shen Er added to her character left Joan very speechless.

"I think that eating more snacks will make your saintly character look cuter and more girlish in the eyes of the audience."

These are the original words of Shen Er when he lectured to Joan of Arc, and what he said was plausible, and Joan of Arc almost couldn't help but believe it.

——If she didn't know that Artoria is a standard foodie.

"Hmph~~Master, it's really embarrassing for you to force us to add the same setting because the two faces are the same! I'm not a substitute for that British guy!"

Mademoiselle Joan protested, waving her small fists.

Chapter 205 They Give Too Much

For Shen Er's design of himself as a foodie, Miss Joan of course is not convinced.

After fighting the British for a lifetime, and now she has become a substitute for the British, how could this convince Joan of Arc?

It's a pity that, no matter Joan of Arc is willing or not, the setting of the foodie saint is still implemented in the filming at the request of Shen Er.

In fact, in FSN, Artoria did not act too much foodie, but more like a foodie who ate too much.

There is no way to give people such a view, because the main line of Mushroom is too serious, and the branch line was cut off by Shen Er because of the length of time.

The remaining scenes that can show foodies are the dining table of Emiya’s family.

It's a pity that Artoria's acting skills at that time were too poor, she forcibly played a cute foodie into a lion with a big appetite, giving people the illusion of gluttonous rebirth.

If we really want to say that Arturia's foodie attributes have been fixed by the outside world, it is still in the extra late-night drama "Fuyuki City on the Bite of the Tongue".

I don’t know if it’s God’s will or not, but Artoria managed to acquire the cute eating appearance of a girl, and it’s not her who shows the girl eating snacks on camera.

For this reason, Arturia pestered Shen Er for a long time, hoping that in the scene of eating, she could wear Jeanne's clothes and act in her true colors.

Then he was rejected by Shen Er righteously.

"I let you appear on the scene, you must deliberately NG in order to eat more! Don't talk about it!"

With such a growl, Shinji threw Arturia out.

"Stingy, Master!"

Arturia complained unconvinced.

"It's not stingy, it's called frugality!"

Shen Er hit the Knight King on the head with a knife.

The second master's refusal of Artoria's request, apart from the food cost, also has the intention of shaping Joan of Arc into a different kind of foodie from Artoria.

Although suspected of taking advantage of Artoria's popularity, Shen Er has no interest in portraying Joan as a copy of Artoria.

If all these Altria subspecies are carved out in the same mold, then why do I summon different heroic spirits?

Wouldn't it be good to just use Artoria herself and then use slime to adjust her body shape?

Therefore, the role of Joan of Arc must be different from Arturia. In order to capture a different feeling from Artoria, Shen Er asked Joan to try countless kinds of food, just to capture the unique characteristics of Miss Saint.

In fact, according to Joan's estimation, don't look at the [-] or [-] different snacks and snacks I ate in front of the camera, which will be used in the movie in the end, probably only two or three kinds of snacks.

If so many eating scenes are used, FA will become a Western European snack documentary.

In the end, among the various snacks, Shen Er chose one snack as Miss Joan's special snack in the movie.

"Cut!"

Shen Er suggested to Joan of Arc in front of the camera with a loudspeaker: "You can't finish eating so quickly. This is the first time you eat Ferrero in this world in the movie. After that, you will fall in love with this snack deeply and eat it in various places. would eat it either way."

"So, this monumental first time, the most important thing for you is to show that tentative feeling."

"At the beginning, you have to tap the shell lightly with the tip of your tongue. The speed should not be too fast, and you should be as shy as a small animal."

Joan looked down at the snack in her hand - the unpacked Ferrero chocolates, her face was full of question marks.

"Master, wouldn't it take a long time to lick it clean?"

"Who made you lick from beginning to end?"

"Then what am I going to eat?"

Shen Er knocked on the director tube, speechless.

"I thought this kind of thing didn't need to be taught at all. I didn't expect you to be as dead as I stipulated."

Shen Er squeezed the center of his eyebrows, and sighed helplessly.

"First, you tap tentatively with your tongue."

"Then, feeling that it tastes good, you bite off a third of the chocolate in one bite, and your face shows a blush conquered by the sweetness."

"After seeing the nuts inside, you have the novelty of discovering a treasure."

"Then, you licked the chocolate jam and nuts inside with your tongue and smiled happily."

"In the end, you eat all the remaining chocolate in one bite, and lick the chocolate from the corner of your mouth with the tip of your tongue in satisfaction."

After listening to the entire process, Joan always felt that Shen Er's description was a little weird.

"Master, where does your behavior come from? Do girls nowadays taste things like this?"

"Some girls do this for the first time, I remember when I was dating Miss Baru Yeretta, she was like... cough cough cough!!! When I have nothing explain."

Shinji let out a heavy cough and skipped the topic.

"Give you."

Shinji handed over the script to Joan of Arc.

"This is?"

Joan glanced at it and found that there was a long inner monologue written on it.

"What...this...indescribable taste. Sweet, crunchy and fragrant, but it can also highlight the deliciousness of the nuts. The thick and delicate chocolate sauce makes people feel the forest The natural breath... Hey! Master, what is this embarrassing line?"

"If you are ashamed, read more, this is the line you will match later."

Shen Er said with a blank face, "Through these lines to simulate the state of mind, so that you can put more effort into the performance."

Joan's eyebrows twitched wildly: "Master...isn't it just a piece of chocolate? Although I like sweets very much, isn't this too exaggerated?"

Shen Er said impatiently: "Anyway, you just need to show the excitement of a country girl eating sweets for the first time in her life."

"Master, believe it or not, I'll hit you!"

If it wasn't for the fear of killing someone with a single blow, Joan of Arc probably would have knocked him down.

As for why Shen Er chose Ferrero as Joan's snack in the movie, why he added so many scenes to this candy, and why he made Joan read such a nasty monologue.

The reason is also very simple - they give too much.

Contrary to Shen Er's original expectation, commercial films in this world are underdeveloped, but the industrial chain of product placement in films is quite sound.

After all, in the case of underdeveloped surrounding markets, it is natural to open up new paths in order to earn more money.

There are many movies that do not perform well at the box office and rely entirely on various product placements for profit.

Merchants are not stupid. As long as a film can be finished, regardless of the box office, the copyright will definitely be sold countless times.

So spend some money to get an advertising space in the movie, and you can do a good job of publicity for yourself for several years.

Movies that lose money are paid for advertisements, and successful movies like Fate will naturally not be missed by businessmen.

So when Shen Er announced that he needed to recruit a snack advertisement, countless food manufacturers all chose to bid.

In the end, after some bidding, Ferrero won and became the exclusive snack for Miss Saint.

According to the advertising placement agreement between the two parties, Miss Saint will not only eat Ferrero in various poses in the movie, but she will also shoot a movie linkage advertisement of Ferrero for publicity.

This copper-smelling practice naturally aroused the dissatisfaction and contempt of the literary girl Joan of Arc.

Compared with Michael Bay, the "ghost" ad placement in his previous life, the second master thinks he has enough conscience.

At least he didn't ask Joan to read the brand like Bombay did, making the whole placement very blunt.

At least he made up a story to give Joan a reason to eat Ferrero, which seemed a little more believable.

Anyway, in Shen Er's own eyes, even if his product placement isn't a masterpiece, it is at least as good as the chocolate product placement in "God of Gamblers", which has been repeated countless times in Wenchao novels.

Now that people gave him money, Shen Er thought that he wanted to satisfy Party A, and he couldn't do the embarrassing thing Bang Bei did in "Transformers 4".

At that time, because a certain scenic spot in China successfully implanted a handful of tourism advertisements in "Change 4", various promotions and kneeling and licking before the movie was released, it was almost recognized as the movie's ancestors.

As a result, it was discovered as soon as the movie was released that although the movie was filmed in its own scenic spot, the name of the scenic spot did not appear in the movie.

In the end, the scenic spot cried, made trouble, hanged itself three times, and went through legal procedures. Finally, the producer was forced to put a stone tablet with the name of the scenic spot on the DVD of the movie, which can be regarded as the completion of the advertising agreement.

I don’t know what the scenic spot thinks about this failed placement advertisement. Anyway, Shen Er thinks this is not so much an advertisement, but more like a post on a post bar to hang people.

Of course, a film businessman with integrity like Shen Er would not do something that would embarrass both parties, and make money comfortably, satisfying both the audience and the father of Party A, this is what Shen Er will do.

As for how much Ferrero gave, Shen Er couldn't reveal too much.

This is not only a commercial secret, but also because the two parties adopted a step-by-step bonus agreement, which should be determined according to the final box office.

But if FA's box office performance is as good as FZ's, Ferrero's final advertising fee will exceed half of the film's production cost.

and so--

"Make money, don't shudder."

Anyway, the FA story takes place in modern times. The French high school student possessed by Joan of Arc eats Italian brand chocolate in Romania, and there is no problem.

There are neither common-sense bugs nor deliberate breastfeeding.

At least, Shen Er thinks that the fact that the French saint likes to eat chocolate is more reliable than the plot of one-third of the black Knights of the Round Table and the black Guinevere in King Arthur's TV series.

what?

You ask Shinji why his movie King Lyather and Mordred is a woman?

This is called restoring history, do you understand it, turkey? !

In short, in order to embed chocolate advertisements in FA movies, Shen Er still thought of a lot of ways.

Therefore, in order to show her own demeanor, the second generation of foodies, Ms. Joan of Arc, tasted high-sweet chocolates that exceeded ordinary people's standards by several dimensions during this period, and by the way, she was envied and hated by the first generation of foodies, Miss Artoria. little expression.

Fortunately, Heroic Spirit won't get fat, otherwise Joan of Arc will definitely worry about whether her figure will get out of shape.

If it wasn't for the fact that there weren't many daily scenes in the early stage of the FA movie, and the filming would be over soon, Artoria, who couldn't bear it, would definitely eat Shinji's head as a Ferrero.

When the FA filming came to an end, Shen Er finally received a message he had been waiting for for a long time.

Uda Chuan Nanou came to Fuyuki City from Tokyo, and she decided to change jobs to Xingyue Company.

Chapter 206 Two Ceremonies: Star (×) Tool Man (√)

In order to welcome Uda Chuannanou, Shen Er specially left the temporary residence of the crew and returned to the city to meet him.

"Welcome, Miss Nanou."

After shaking hands with Uda Chuannanou, Shinji deliberately asked with a smile, "I'm coming to Fuyuki City this time, so I probably won't leave again, right?"

Uda Chuannanou had called Shinji before coming to Fuyuki City, and the two parties had already confirmed the relevant employment agreement.

So at this time, she looked very calm, with a consistent professional smile, and said: "I don't want to go back to Tokyo, the cost of living is too high."

"The development of Fuyuki City has not been slow in the past two years. Maybe it will be more lively than Tokyo in the future."

Uda Chuannan gave Er Ye a blank look: "Shen Er, are you dreaming?"

Shen Er innocently shrugged his shoulders: "Of course not, this is just a polite word."

After joking, Shen Er asked Shi Jie to order two cups of black tea for the two of them.

Shen Er said while drinking tea: "Miss Nanou, in terms of treatment, do you have any requirements other than salary?"

Udagawa Nanou was also polite, and said directly: "Give me a car and a driver."

"no problem."

Shinji nodded.