Don't call me Master, call me Director

Matou Sakura smiled very complacently, while torturing Kotomine Kirei, she ridiculed his stupidity.

Having become the Master of "it (Avenger)", she punished the priest in front of her who was relying on the black mud to save her life with ease.

Just as the priest can rely on his own lack of a heart, Matou Sakura is also a natural enemy to the priest.

This is not a gap in strength, but a natural enemy like a cat and a mouse.

"Oh oh oh!"

Seeing Kotomine Kirei who kept rolling on the ground, Illya who was sitting on the seat was full of little stars.

"This is it! This is what I want! Sister Sakura is really amazing!!"

Illya sighed in admiration.

For Yi Liya, the priest who exudes a strange smell all over his body and sells him the spicy mapo tofu all day is the scariest person she has ever met in her life.

Therefore, Ilya, who tortured the priest to the point of failure, became her idol.

"Sister Ying is really amazing, I never knew that Sister Ying was so strong!"

"Hey?"

Shirou who heard his sister's words slowly put out a question mark.

The number of times Sakura tortured his brother is not too small, why would she say she doesn't know?

"Illya, have you ever seen Sakura get angry?"

"I hate it, brother. Sister Sakura is so gentle, how could she be angry? This is Sister Sakura's performance, right?"

"Is it......"

Only then did Shirou remember that, in order to avoid being preached to bad children, Sakura would drive Illya away every time before she got angry and beat Shinji.

"Wait... Does this mean that Illya is the first Sakura who saw the queen template?"

Seeing Illya admiringly, Shirou had a bad feeling.

[Shinji, you bastard!What if Illya learns badly? ! 】

At this moment, Shirou definitely felt the need to strictly abide by the grading system.

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On the screen, Sakura Matou's torment continues.

It's a pity that Matou Sakura made a mistake that most villains will make-the villain died of talking too much.

Originally, Matou Sakura's idea was to torture the priest severely, and then brutally kill him.

Maybe it was to vent the pressure, or maybe it was just for sadistic pleasure.

But Sakura Matou, who deliberately tortured the priest while mocking him, missed the best time to kill him.

"Farewell, Father."

The girl stretched out two delicate fingers, as if twisting an invisible doll, and squeezed it tightly.

stab-

The priest who fell on the ground twisted up like a rag.

Matou Sakura knew that if he did it again, the priest would die completely in less than a second.

But just before that—

"Ahhhhhhhhhh!"

This time it was the girl's turn to lie on the ground and roll around.

Matou Sakura bent her body, grasping the ground helplessly with her hands, her face looked extremely painful.

The black clothes covering the girl's body suddenly swelled up.

"Come here... No!! Don't come in!!!"

The girl begged, as if she was resisting the entry of a thick black thing into her body.

In fact, it is true, but it is not some weird stick, but a black, big and thick rough guy.

After a while, the shadow shrank back to its original size, and Matou Sakura, who was constantly twisting, finally calmed down.

"Liar... Berserker actually lost..."

Feeling the soul returning to her body, Matou Sakura muttered unbelievably.

The girl couldn't believe that such a powerful Berserker would lose to humans.

But other than that, there is no other reason.

"Hehe~~hehehehe~~~"

The girl chuckled, and she glanced at the place where the priest fell to the ground just now.

The priest had disappeared, leaving only a blood-stained black coat.

But these don't matter anymore. Compared with the priest who can be killed casually, the girl found something she cares more about.

"As expected of a senior...As expected, you are the best~~hehehehe~~~"

Matou Sakura who was lying on the ground let out a broken laugh.

"Hey, Master, do you like this tune?"

In the conference room, Joan asked with a serious face: "Master, you don't want me to do this to you, do you? Are you really a pervert?"

"How is that possible." Shen Er directly retorted, "I asked you to watch the performances of the actors, and the priority of the protagonists' rivalry, who made you care about this!"

"Besides, no matter how much you shake M, you won't want to be tortured, right? This is life-threatening!"

After hearing this, Joan cast a glance at Mordred, without saying anything.

Snapped.

Shen Er slapped his forehead, he realized that he was really wrong.

There is really a guy who never tires of being fucked every time.

Chapter 212 Illya, You Are Too Miserable!

The Socratic discussion method refers to asking "what" or "why" when encountering anything, and exploring the essence of things and problems step by step in this way.

Of course, it has another explanation that is more easy to understand - bragging.

Although she can't reach the level of arrogance, Joan's arrogance is not limited to Matou Sakura's S-shaking performance, she also has a lot of opinions on Matou Sakura's bug that "the villain dies because of talking too much".

"So, if your sister had done it a second earlier, the priest would have died, right? Would anyone believe such a coincidence?"

Regarding Joan's question, Shen Er shrugged his shoulders: "As the saying goes, there is no book without a coincidence, and this kind of dramatic story is naturally composed of various coincidences."

"That's just your own lazy way."

Joan retorted, "As the saying goes, speed is the most important thing, I think your sister should kill the priest before forcing her."

"Sarcasm can only express inner joy when people are alive. People are all pretentious." Shen Er responded, "I have been suppressed for so long, and if I don't find someone to talk to, I will get sick. Also, That's not my sister, my sister is not so sick and delicate."

Joan narrowed her eyes: "How can I remember someone being bullied by my sister at every turn?"

Shen Er ignored Joan of Arc, but turned to look at Amakusa: "Amakusa, you have to pay attention to Matou Sakura's performance, you are also playing the villain who jumped from the protagonist group, you have to grasp the kind of revenge behavior towards the protagonist. ] sense of feeling."

"Master, are you asking me to abuse Joan of Arc?" Amakusa joked, "Just because Joan of Arc refuted you just now, you are very revengeful."

Hearing this, the two girls present showed contemptuous expressions at the same time.

"You Servants, don't want to make big news all day long!"

Shen Er patted the table and said: "Character positioning! Role positioning! Why do you think I put this for you!"

"Show off your achievements, Master?"

Jeanne tilted her head and asked back.

"That's not it!"

Joan raised her eyebrows: "Master, you said it yourself, the essence of human beings is to pretend and flirt. Are you denying what you said?"

"..."

Shen Er found that this group of heroic spirits messed up and entangled, it was even more extreme than himself.

[No, I can't be led by them. 】

Shen Er turned to look at Shishijie Jieli, and said, "Shishijie, next, take a good look at Illya's role in the next scene. Her status is somewhat similar to yours."

"A pure tool man?"

Lion Jie Jieli, who was reading the HF script, raised his head and asked.

"......almost."

Shen Er said this helplessly.

Regardless of Shinji's own feelings towards Illya, or Illya Einzbern.

One thing is undeniable, the role of Illya is a tool person in HF.

Don't look at Emiya Shirou becoming stronger because of protecting Illya's heart, and don't look at Illya finally saving Emiya Shirou.

From the perspective of promoting the story alone, Illya has been playing support all the time, and it is not an exaggeration to say that she is the matchmaker who facilitated the marriage between Emiya Shirou and Matou Sakura.

As long as Ilya is a little darker, then the relationship between the three of them is Fuyuki City's version of Makoto's threesome.

Of course, the existence of such a plot can not be blamed on Shen Er, an animal, he just copied the script of a certain fungus.

Looking at the related plots of Illya in the HF line, people can have a deep love for Illya.

Shirou Emiya was confused after losing his Servant, and Illya came to enlighten him;

Emiya Shiro loses motivation after Sakura turns black, and Illya cheers him up;

Emiya Shirou was dying at the last moment, and Illya risked her life to save him.

In the end, Emiya Shiro and Sakura live happily together in this world, and Illya can only be a ghost in the hole of the Holy Grail.

All of the above makes people have to sigh with emotion - Ilya, you are so miserable!

Looking at it this way, Mushroom nominally described HF as the merger of the Sakura line and the Ilya line, but in fact it was repeatedly torturing Ilya.

Of course, there are also UBW lines that do not torture you, and you can directly transcend them physically.

It's a pity that the second master couldn't proudly shout to everyone present, "It's all the mushroom's fault."

What else can I do, I can only obediently put the blame on my back.

In fact, even in the HF album revised by Shinji, Illya's status as a tool person remains unchanged.

No, after Emiya Shiro and Illya on the screen returned to Emiya House, she began to act as a commentator.

The content of Illya's explanation is naturally the history of the Holy Grail War.

The Einzbern family in 1000 years, the Maqili in 500 years, and the Tohsaka in 200 years.

In the third Holy Grail War, when the Einzbern family violated the rules, they summoned Avenger Angola Mainyu, the original anti-heroic spirit of the Holy Grail War.

What happened after that is familiar to everyone.

Angola Mainyu polluted the Holy Grail with the evil of this world, making it a collection of human evil thoughts.

As long as they are old fans of Fate, anyone can say a lot of these contents.

It's just that in other works in the past, these settings about the Holy Grail War were very sparse, and occasionally a character said a few words.

This time it was completely different. Illya used a complete page to explain to the audience the history of the Holy Grail War, the Three Imperial Clans and the evils in this world from beginning to end.

It can be said that if someone wants to make an explanation about the history of the Holy Grail War in Fuyuki City, it can be said that it is the most convenient and complete to directly copy the content of Illya.

Of course, in order to ensure that the audience will not be bored by Illya's long speech during this conversation - after all, except for Luo [luó] Likon, no one likes to watch the scene where the actor is just talking for a few minutes.

So Shen Er specially added cutscenes to this explanation.

Unlike the theatrical version where Illya showed Shirou the history that happened that year, Shen Er borrowed the expression technique similar to the shadow puppetry in the story of the three brothers in "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows".

Through the exquisite patterns composed of lines, the history of Fuyuki City is shown to the audience on the screen.

At the same time, in order to pave the way for the FA to be released later, Shen Er deliberately asked Illya to re-record this dubbing last month and added relevant content.