Don't call me Master, call me Director

"Hey, long time no see, Master, how did you eat in Italy?"

Gao Wen bit the bullet, and said to the other end of the phone in a relaxed tone: "Let me tell you, the three of us went on the show very well..."

"Gao Wen, you gorilla --!! Good luck, you big-headed ghost!"

"Aren't you sure how many catties and taels of mashed potatoes you made yourself?!"

"How can you give your mashed potatoes to ordinary people? Your brain is not fully developed, and your cerebellum is not fully developed—————!"

Even though Gao Wen didn't turn on the speakerphone, his series of growls was transmitted to everyone present through the receiver.

"This will seriously damage the image of the group! It will also cause problems for Artoria's reputation! You idiot! Pig head! Three red gorilla!"

I don't know if he was really angry with Gao Wen, or if he used the topic to vent his dissatisfaction. Anyway, Shen Er on the phone scolded more and more vigorously, and the more he scolded, the more fierce he became.

[This is endless...]

Finding that Shen Er showed no signs of stopping, Gao Wen only felt that one head and two big.

"That...Master...what did you say? I can't hear you..."

Gao Wen simply turned on the shameless mode, pretending that the signal is not good.

"what?"

Shen Er on the other end of the phone snorted coldly: "Don't pretend to me!"

Gao Wen ignored Shen Er and continued with his performance.

"Is the international call signal bad? Your voice is intermittent..."

"Gao Wen, are you pretending again?? Believe it or not, I let you eat the mashed potatoes I made myself?!"

"I...Master...you..."

Gao Wen spoke intermittently on purpose, and then hung up the phone with a touch of the phone button.

"Beep-beep-beep-beep!"

Listening to the busy tone on the phone, Shen Er, who was far away in Venice, was laughed angrily.

"Okay! Very good! How dare you hang up on me! Gao Wen, you are finished!"

Chapter 304 Knights of the Round Table Plastic Surgery Facial Paralysis Incident

In Fuyuki City, Lancelot was worried when he saw Gao Wen hang up the phone.

"That... is it okay for you to hang up the phone directly?" Lancelot reminded, "You know Master is very careful, in case he hates you later..."

"Wait until he comes back."

Gao Wen replied nonchalantly: "Anyway, when he comes back, this matter will be over long ago. The memory of the Internet is short, and this is what the Master himself said."

The fallacies of the three red gorillas sounded like a grain of truth, but the more Lancelot thought about it, the more he felt something was wrong.

"Ex——calibur! Dangdang~dangdang~dangdang~"

At this time, Lancelot's cell phone rang again.

"Don't take it!"

The orangutan immediately pressed the camel's hooves with its paws.

"Silly camel, if you pick it up now, doesn't that mean that my pretending to be a bad signal has been exposed? Don't pick it up!"

Lancelot snorted coldly: "Who are you calling a camel?!"

【You don't deny being stupid? 】

Old Cui at the side glanced at the two of them.

Although Lancelot was angry at Gawain's rude remarks, he did not disagree.

After all, the three of them are now grasshoppers on the same rope, and if Shen Er really wants to investigate, he can't run away at all.

"Ex——calibur! Dangdang~dangdang~dangdang~"

So the trio at the round table just listened to the ringtone of Lancelot's cell phone quietly, waiting for Shen Er to stop calling impatiently, or to give up calling for something.

But it may be that Shen Er is particularly free at this time, or it may be that he has lost his temper today, and he will not give up until he makes a phone call.

In the next few minutes, Shen Er took turns calling the mobile phones of the trio, trying to contact them.

"This is endless." Drizzt said helplessly, "Why don't we just admit it. Anyway, the Master himself is out of town, so it's impossible to give us a command spell on the spot."

"I have done everything, how can I give up halfway."

Gao Wen said firmly: "Just wait, there are a lot of things going on at the film festival. Master doesn't have time to waste with us."

As if to confirm Gao Wen's words, Shen Er never called the three of them again after failing to get through to Lao Cui again.

Gao Wen put the quiet mobile phone back into his pocket and let out a long breath.

"Phew~ I finally got this matter out of the way. Remember, it's because the signal is bad that we can't answer the phone, it's not that we didn't answer it on purpose."

Probably because he was afraid that the other two guys would sell him, Gao Wen specially reminded them.

Lancelot rolled his eyes and ignored him.

This kind of thing that will be punished if you inform, how can you say it.

He patted his buttocks and stood up: "Okay, let's go. It's useless to continue sitting here. I'm going to record again soon. This is also an excuse."

"I'm going to have a drink."

Just when Gao Wen was about to leave the corridor, Diarmuid walked out of the next room with his mobile phone.

"The three of you are here." Diarmuid said, "Master's call is for you."

"Just say we're not here!"

Lancelot answered without thinking.

Gawain and Drizzt also nodded repeatedly.

Diarmuid guessed why they had this reaction, and he had also heard about the "brilliant record" of these three live treasures.

Diarmuid handed over the phone and said, "It's useless to try to escape, this is a video call, and the camera is on."

When Shen Er called, Brother Brush wondered why he was in the video, but now seeing the expressions of the three of them, he immediately guessed the cause and effect.

Fortunately, Dilumu was kind enough. He blocked the camera and receiver of the mobile phone, and made his own reminder to the three pitiful, weak and helpless three knights of the round table while ensuring that Shen Er would not know where he was.

"Come on, if Master really gets angry, he may be looking for the King of Knights, and it is likely to be a black and blue mixed doubles."

Probably because they imagined the scene where they were alternately attacked by Excalibur and Excalibur Morgan, and finally turned into scum, Lancelot and Drizzt immediately played the spirit of selling teammates who are dead friends and poor friends, and set their sights on Gao Wen .

"It's a monster you made, what do you see now?"

"I'll take it."

Gao Wen walked forward and said thoughtfully, "Isn't it just one more time, what's the big deal."

As soon as he got Diarmuid's cell phone, Shen Er's face appeared on the screen, and the familiar roar echoed in Gao Wen's ears again.

"Gao Wen! You dared to hang up on my phone just now!"

Shen Er looked at Gao Wen's constipated face on the screen of his mobile phone, and roared with hatred.

Gao Wen scratched his hair, and replied with an unnatural expression: "How come... I dare not hang up on you, Master..."

"..."

Seeing Shen Er's eyes staring at him directly through the screen, Gao Wen's expression became even weaker: "The signal was really bad just now..."

"..."

Shen Er didn't speak, and still stared at Gao Wen like this, as if teasing him: Go on, I'll just quietly watch your performance.

Then, Gao Wen really started to act.

"Master, it was too... stuck..."

In the same routine as before, Gao Wen deliberately became intermittent in the middle of his speech.

Not to mention, in order to cooperate with this video call, Gao Wen deliberately made a stiff expression with his mouth open.

Anyway, the pixels of the camera these days are not good enough, so it is impossible to tell whether the person blinked or not.

"..."

Looking at the still frame on the phone, Shinji raised his eyebrows.

"Gawain."

"..."

This time it was Gao Wen's turn to pretend to be a master and not speak.

"Gawain!"

Shinji suddenly yelled.

"..."

Gao Wen still maintained a stiff expression, as if he was playing a game of staring at his eyes.

Shen Er was still about to say something, when suddenly he saw a reporter with a camera walking in behind Gao Wen.

The other party also recognized Gao Wen, and walked over holding the camera.

"Gao Wen, don't pretend to be a freeze frame." Shen Er sighed, "It's already revealed—"

At this time, the reporter behind Gao Wen had already raised the camera and pressed the shutter.

"??! (Chinese and Japanese bilingual)"

Shen Er was in a hurry immediately, the one who took pictures without talking was definitely not a serious reporter.

This kind of paparazzi captures photos of celebrities, that is, watching fur[máo] movies and drinking cold water-no serious fart!

"Gao Wen! Show me the back! There are paparazzi!!"

The current trio is on the cusp of public opinion. If paparazzi take such inconspicuous photos again, wouldn't it be...

"Gao Wen! Stop pretending!"

Seeing the paparazzi frantically pressing the shutter, Shen Er's expression became extremely irritable.

However, Gao Wen in front of the camera was still indifferent, he seemed to think that Shen Er was testing him.

"I didn't lie to you! Look behind!!"

"Look at the back! You stupid gorilla!"

Probably because Shen Er's expression was too real, Gao Wen carefully rolled his eyes and looked behind him from the corner of his eye.

And he was afraid that Shen Er would seduce him, so he paused on purpose when he rolled his eyes.

Although Gao Wen did a lot of acting and was cautious enough, Shen Er really didn't lie to him this time.

In fact, when Gao Wen turned his eyes, he saw the paparazzi running away with the camera in his arms.

Shinji, who was far away in Italy, twitched his lips twice.

There were too many people in the studio, and it was not easy for a few heroic spirits to take action, but with the shrewdness of the paparazzi, he must have found a home by now.

"Gao-wen-!"

"Master, it's too stuck. I'll hang up first."

Gao Wen, who sensed something was wrong, immediately turned off the video call, and he didn't dare to continue talking to Shen Er.

"Pu Jie boy, I'll throw you a nut!"

Facing the blacked-out phone screen, Shinji roared again.

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Sure enough, it did not surprise Shinji.

Only the next day, "Weekly Wenchun" published a photo of Gao Wen who seemed to be having a nervous convulsion on its website, and an article titled "[Round Table] member Gao Wen suspected of plastic surgery failure, resulting in facial paralysis!" " article.

The content of the article is all kinds of nonsense, anyway, it is talking about Gao Wenhei.

This article in "Weekly Wenchun" was quickly reprinted by major media, and some gossip tabloids also added fuel and vinegar to this article to discredit Gao Wen.