Don't call me Master, call me Director

Without the primary school student Baimao and her good old brother, everyone still played music and danced, what should they do.

If there is any difference, it is naturally Artoria and her shadow Artoria. Alter, they opened their stomachs today, ordered crazy food and asked old lady Hong A to cook for them.

The reason why Artoria Alter ate was very simple. She lost to Archer in "Magic" today, so naturally she had to find a balance elsewhere.

As for why Arturia herself came to join in the fun...

Although Miss Artoria Alter played the role of Saber in "Magical Girl☆Illya", in the eyes of outsiders, that person is her Altria herself!

"Aren't you making so many excuses just to eat and drink?"

With a snap, Red A slapped the spoon on the table, and asked with a livid face, "I beg you to do me a favor, the kitchen is out of ingredients."

"Oh huh~"

Artoria Alter raised her eyebrows, and she picked up a bag of potato chips on the table and handed it over.

"You mix natto and yogurt as a sauce, and I'm going to eat this with potato chips."

"I've never heard of such a request in my life!"

Red A almost squirted, "What kind of dark food is that?! Is that thing edible?"

Artoria Alter tilted her head: "Didn't Shinji mention that there is a way to eat pudding with Japanese soy sauce as sea urchin? My natto yogurt potato chips shouldn't taste too bad."

Red A rubbed her temples: "You don't know how to cook that kind of dark cuisine that I've never heard of?"

Artoria Alter retorted confidently: "I can't season it well, you can adjust the sauce and serve it up."

"...This kind of strange food, the ghost knows how to adjust the delicious taste. Or are you deliberately asking me to try that strange thing in advance to punish me?"

Red A couldn't complain anymore, he really wanted to catch Shen Er who was on a business trip to the kitchen, and then yelled in his ear: "The dark dishes you talked about yourself, you do it yourself!"

"Forget it, don't blame me if it's unpalatable."

Red A glanced at Sansha in the distance, and sighed helplessly.

If you want to cook black food or something, you should accept your fate, at least these two knight kings didn't let themselves dress up as women.

That's right, because last time Gao Wen's facial paralysis made the Knights of the Round Table lose face, Artoria and Alter punished the three idiots by dressing them up as women, and they thoughtfully gave them nicknames: Gao Wen and Triss Dee and Lance Lord.

Fortunately, thanks to Shen Er's efforts, Sansha's women's clothing is not too much, and she is wearing the maid's clothing of the Einzbern family, which is the same as Sera's in "Magic".

This is not because Shen Er has a good heart.

On the contrary, this guy is much darker than the King of Knights who came up with this punishment.

"If you wear clothes that are too revealing for the first time, what will you do if you make a mistake again? The punishment will increase every time, and the women's clothing will become more perverted every time!"

In Shinji's view, Mash-chan wasn't there yet, what kind of dangerous beast set up, let's wait until Lancelot, a dead camel, becomes a daughter-in-law!

Of course Sansha knew what his animal Master meant——Shen Er didn't hide it, so they didn't thank that guy, they just stood in the corner with their heads down and admitted their mistake.

"I said, Miss Gao Wen."

Lancelot said to the golden-haired gorilla whose eyes were starting to lose his eyesight, with a voice almost squeezed out of his teeth.

"What is it? Miss Lancelord."

The golden-haired orangutan asked without raising his head.

"How long do you think we will stand here for punishment? My king seems to have completely forgotten us."

"How do I know? Do you have the guts to ask, is the punishment enough?"

"No......"

Lancelot lowered his head weakly.

"When I went to the practice room today, the Satomi teacher came looking for me."

"Ok?"

After hearing a certain name, Gao Wen finally refocused his gaze.

The Satomi-sensei that Lancelot mentioned is an operating member of Johnny's, and the content of his lectures to Three Idiots is basically related to external public relations.

"He said we can try to move on to the next stage of publicity, and it's best for us to ... get on good terms."

"Uh... really want to do this?"

Gao Wen's expression was a little stiff.

The so-called next step of publicity by Mr. Satomi refers to letting him and Lancelot sell CP.

Of course, it's only 06, and it's far from being a rotten person. Johnny's operation is to turn the two into rivals and teammates who are both enemies and friends.

As for why he kicked old Cui away, it was because Johnny found out that among the three, old Cui was more reliable, at least his IQ was within the normal range, so he was made the captain.

But Lao Cui's role as the captain is tantamount to nothing, he can't control his orangutans and camels at all.

"Tsk tsk, why do I want to throw up so much when I think of my smiling face to you in the future."

This sentence clearly reveals a disgusting ridicule.

"I said, Miss Lance Lord, do you want to rebel?"

"It's just history repeating itself, Miss Gao Wen. Why don't we have more fans this time?"

"I don't think so at all. You are definitely more professional than me when it comes to seducing women, Miss Lance Lord."

"I said, can the two of you stop using this yin and yang way of talking."

Old Cui's helpless voice rang in their ears.

"awkward?"

The two looked up at their captain at the same time, and then spoke simultaneously.

"Why didn't I feel it at all? Miss Tristy"*2

"Don't be stupid again, you two, hurry up and get ready! My king is about to leave!"

Old Cui's sudden reminder made the two of them quiet down immediately.

Gawain and Lancelot stopped bickering and turned their attention to the TV.

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Archer, or the heroic spirit Emiya, has always been very popular among Fate fans.

This kind of man who is full of masculinity just standing there is not bad in popularity in any work.

But what's more interesting is that in Fate, a work in which fans discuss combat power close to offline appointments, as a popular red A, his combat power has always been fascinating.

In terms of the upper limit, Red A's trumpet Emiya Shirou is even capable of defeating Gilgamesh. Although Jin Glitter is careless, no one denies that even if he doesn't use all his strength, Gilgamesh is an existence that ordinary heroes can't afford to provoke.

But if you want to talk about the lower limit, does it count as being crippled by Saber at the beginning of FSN?

In fact, in the FSN where immortals fight, Red A's record is really not good.

If it is said that Gilgamesh can't beat anyone, then Red A can't beat anyone.

If it really compares to the strength of the layout, the red A is probably only stronger than Assassin.

Even Sister R can still torture him with Sakura as Master.

But no matter how the layout is written, fans of Red A will not think that their own white hair and black skin are strong.

Even if he is not a chef, he will not think that this old man is weak.

Because this guy really knows how to pretend, and his style is comparable to that of Aguru. If you don't let Chong Huangbiao, even if you let Speedy Vegeta come, it doesn't necessarily mean that a man with this background can pretend.

Regarding the pretentious plot, there are two plots that the audience likes to see the most, either pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger, or pretending to be a tiger and being eaten by a pig.

Usually, the first case is given to the protagonist, and the second case is given to the male lead.

What Vegeta, Sasuke, and Aguru all followed this path.

He is obviously not the number one protagonist, but he still hangs himself all day long, as if I am number one in the world.

Such a role will inevitably be often deflated.

Red A's performance is like his inherent enchantment [Unlimited Sword System], handsome is really handsome, but the record is really hard to describe.

Although he is known as a small fortune, his real record in the five battles can only be bragged in front of Emiya Shirou.

As for the animation team's original plot of opening UBW and killing Uncle B's 5 lives, Mushroom's attitude towards the 06 animation version can only be used as a reference.

But how to put it, whether the cat walks in a straight line depends entirely on the mouse, and the combat effectiveness of a character depends on his popularity.

In addition to the author's own son, the changes in the positioning of many characters in the long-term operation naturally have a lot to do with their popularity.

As long as it can create enough commercial value, it is not a problem to let its combat power explode. Even if I can't do it myself, the creator will find a way to increase the combat power.

Red A is the best example, he caught up with a good time.

The so-called [Emiya Collection] of Alaya Little Lolita is actually more about the will of the fans.

Although Xingyue likes to tantalize and release satellites the most, if it really only releases satellites and does not land, FGO will have closed down long ago.

Red A was originally a third-rate Servant, but with the support of extremely high fan popularity, his combat effectiveness has continued to improve since FSN.

Of course, Sakurai-sama is an exception.

Although the combat effectiveness of the page has not changed, Xingyue has virtually enhanced his combat effectiveness through the shaping of various storylines.

That's right, it's about the battle between [Illya] in red and Saber that's being broadcast on TV right now.

Regardless of the setting on paper, whether Red A can beat Artoria.

At least in the drama "Magic Girl☆Illya", the impression is that Archer is stronger than Saber.

Especially the duel between the last two, the duel between the black Excalibur and the projected Excalibur.

Although "there is no counterfeit, you must be no match for the real thing" is the famous saying of Emiya Shiro, but no one thought that the projected Excalibur would actually beat the real one.

Seeing Saber dissipate in the golden light, the expressions on the faces of the Servants sitting in front of the TV were beyond words.

Then--

"Ah! O king——!"

"King!!! My Majesty!!"

Before the parties—Artoria and Artoria Alter could react to the plot, the three idiots at the round table rushed forward.

Holding the skirts of their own monarchs, they wept bitterly there.

"King! You don't have to feel bad!"

"Yes, yes! We will avenge you!"

"It's just a failure, it's not worth your grief!"

......

Seeing these three pestering postures, Artoria immediately exploded.

"I haven't said anything yet, you are exaggerating like this, are you hoping that my mother will be killed and returned to the Hall of Valor!"

"You three women's ramming goods! Take a sword from my old lady! Ex——Calibur——!!"

That night, Fuyuki City once again burst into golden fireworks.

Chapter 309 Preliminary Preparations for "Empty Realm"

In a western restaurant in Tokyo, Yuzu was reminiscing about the latest episode of "Magical Girl☆Illya" she watched today while cutting the steak on the plate.

Unlike the previous episode which played a whole episode, this episode only spent half of the time telling how Illya defeated Saber.

The remaining half of the episode is a trivial daily routine. It is about Illya's body having a fever due to excessive use of magic power, and she is resting at home for a day.

Because she found out that Miyu was working as a maid in Luvia's house, she forcibly called her to her house, and then all kinds of orange and orange stories happened.

Fortunately, Shinji Matou also knew that "Magic" was a children's program for children on weekends. Although he gave Lily a lot of benefits, it was not too much in general.

But in Yuzu and his group of young magicians, Matou Shinji's XP can be seen at a glance.

After all, how can a decent person understand the maid outfit so clearly?

Not only do I know the detailed classification of maid dresses, but I also know the specific functions of each part of the clothes.

What is this "Magical Girl☆Illya"?It's basically "Maid Lecture: Clothing Chapter"!

"How on earth did that man know so much?"